Andy Rivkin
@asrivkin.bsky.social
Planetary Astronomer on #TeamAsteroid; Gedankenband member/guitarist; “Surprisingly nonchalant” according to Wired. He/him הנני 🌻 Work Output: https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=aGVsk3IAAAAJ Play output: https://andyrivkin.bandcamp.com
created April 28, 2023
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Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
"Now see, you go back to the 30's, if you were a fan of the St. Louis Browns or the Philadelphia Athletics, or the Washington Senators, you didn't just come to the stadium when Babe Ruth was in town--you were ride or die for the local team."
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if I end up not printing it on A0, does it really matter? ;) See you there!
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
I can feel no sense of measure.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
The conference I'm attending next week offers a service, but the deadline is today. Since the conference is on another continent, the idea of printing it here and schlepping it over isn't an attractive one. So it's either print it there or punt (or print it here as a stack of 8.5 x 11" sheets).
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d have to have it handwritten in that particular script style that Russians use when writing in Latin characters. I’ll consider it, yeah.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, @woodney.bsky.social was talking about doing that, too. I was telling her to do it in typewriter font and a slightly lighter than black text color to really lean in. Maybe put a green and white striped background in to evoke the dot-matrix era?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, well. that does make the case for getting it done today stronger, at least.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
i'm cycling between "i have to get this research poster done by today's printing deadline!", "maybe i could get this printed on-site myself?" and "will anybody notice if i just don't do this poster?". :\
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
It also is not at all clear that Trump is even physically capable of snapping his fingers at the moment, but I admit that's something of an aside and a whole other thing.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
🧪🛰️🔭
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Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
#BruceSpringsteenFirstDraftLyrics
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
You're a pal, Larry.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I am insufficiently familiar with GWAR to contribute meaningfully at this point, I'm afraid.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Some of the words first used in my birth year seem like they should be older, some seem like they should be newer, but the most unexpected one is that I'm the same age as the name for my profession!
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Some of these sound like the titles of blogs, some of them sound like off-brand Olympic mascots, but we really dodged a bullet as a community by not having to ever deal with Uranus culminating in Turdus Solitarius.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Felis the Cat was a wonderful, wonderful cat.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure Labor Day is the only one where it's possible, though I might need to think about it some more.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, so I have a very long story about going to a random Venice museum that I think I could tell here, but instead for now I'll just ask if that's a Jesú a Latte painting.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Threefer of the Smithereens on First Wave is great, and makes me miss Pat DiNizio all the more. How about I put a bit of them on your skyline, though: youtu.be/vqML7WbOun8?...
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that TV guy will complain about it here. (I know he won't)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
My spouse and I were just looking at the b-ref list of Yankees career leaders, and* there's a good-to-decent chance that Judge ends his career top-5 in most of the important offensive categories for the team. *Girardi doesn't want me writing this
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
He's not allowed to have skin-to-skin contact for at least three weeks following the experimental* hand-enlargement surgery. *and maybe botched? Many people are saying that could be the case.
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
This is worth sharing far and wide. Federal Employees and contractors oral history project. Im not involved in this. Just got the link, idea seems to be to create a record of the assault on the American Repuvlic after Jan 2025. www.fecohp.org
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
He no doubt told Dave Roberts he should dress classier in the dugout during games, like Connie Mack.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Attn @swordsjew.bsky.social (obvi)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
It's probably a willingness to rabidly encourage literal teenagers to risk lifelong consequences like brain damage and other debilitating injuries for the entertainment of fickle townies, alumni, and gambling addicts. Just a guess, though?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, for sure. And it's their own damn fault for undermining any implicit credibility a president should just have.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Look, I think Occam's Razor probably still favors the dude still being above room temperature, but I don't see why the issue shouldn't be pressed. He's alive? Great, prove it in front of the press. He's just fine? Great, let him _publicly_ take the woman/man/camera/TV test he claims to have aced.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, you know. Like a lot of folks, I think--if I could set current events aside and ignore them, things are going pretty well, but I can't just set current events aside and ignore them. :\
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Actually, there's a connection to be made here, though I don't know if garden-variety transphobes could be reached by it: We're supposed to believe that these antivax fraudsters who are destroying our public health system are somehow aligned with current medical knowledge about sex and gender?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
<3
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always wondered if they wrote "The Fantastic Dr. Snippers" specifically to be a bris song, since it's become so entrenched culturally (to the point that it shows up on bar mitzvah playlists as a gag).
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
May his memory be a blessing.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
No recommendations, at least right now, but I wanted to say that’s wonderful! :)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Or someone claiming to be Trump, anyhow.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Awry and albeit. Those were my two.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
oh snap
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit of a ‘Disney adult’ (unable to climb a somewhat tall wooden pole even if it would be very rewarding to do so).
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Tychogirl (@tychogirl.bsky.social) reposted
Free tomorrow? Great! Join us 10 am-noon for an AVELO TAKEDOWN—an overpass protest and dance party complete with Pikachu and bubbles near BWI Airport! Short on time? Drive under the overpass and wave, honk, or surprise us with your favorite sign of support! #StopAvelo #AveloOutOfBWI
Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted
I can
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's what I was thinking.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I was lucky enough to have the same kind of experience with The Police--they broke up when I was 14 or so, and due to various teenage misunderstandings I missed their 1986 reunion while many of my friends got to go. I made certain to see their 2003-era reunion. I wish you all the fun you need! :)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Counterpoint (not that I think it's needed here): If not for people developing expertise and others trusting it, humankind would all still be scratching out subsistence-level existences and dying young due to preventable causes. I think that's this psychopath's goal for us all, though.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
I'm considering the vibe here last night something of an amuse bouche.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, or Melania’s double will.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
The Great American Rage Quit (The Great American Table Flip?)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
If/when it happens I could maybe be persuaded to lower a flag to half-staff, but only if I were able to raise this one above it and full-staff for a month.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
pitchfork humor?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been saying it's experimental hand enlargement.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Even if nothing's going on, I can only imagine it'd be greatly demoralizing to see hundreds of millions (billions?) of people around the world, tens of millions (hundreds of millions?) of whom are fellow countrymen, rooting for a particular negative outcome for oneself.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
🛰️🧪🔭
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
These are like the names you get if you ask AI to name Snow White's dwarf companions.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe that's not what you meant by a request.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I want you to post the remains on a pike outside your office as a warning to OPAG.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the second time* I've been moved to use this gif in the last 20 minutes, but I needn't necessarily bust out a long, vibey-from memory thread if unwarranted**. *the first was on work slack **the work slack situation also may not have fully warranted it, tbh
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
There's winners and there's losers, and she's south of that line.
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to avoid it. Pirkei Avot, Chapter 2:16
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Look, when scientists tell you that you shouldn't look at the sun without eclipse glasses, we're not kidding.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
#LennyKravitzFirstDraftLyrics
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy's DSM-5.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
I am not Christian, but I am very confused as to what prayer "working" actually means in this context. It seems like it would be heretical for a Christian to think that their post-murder intervention would change a soul's destination. Do they think they're making these murders less frequent?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Others have said Abbey Road (my #1 overall pick), so I'll go with the White Album for my Beatles pick. Quadrophenia by the Who. Led Zeppelin II. Ziggy Stardust. Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd, and also Wish You Were Here by Badfinger. Layla. There's 7. :)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
SPACE IS BIG IT'S COLD, IT'S DARK IT'S HARD TO FIND A PLACE TO PARK BURMA-SHAVE
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, I type too slowly. :)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
@whstancil.bsky.social I am curious if you think this (particularly the last paragraph) is similar to/adjacent to the theory of social media that you've been developing.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, not the _same_ way exactly, unless there are also Particular Harvard Professors in other star systems, but yes, in the same way dynamically I'd expect. ;)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider this skeet to be my encouragement to do so. :)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is why these things are so interesting, of course! Here's something that formed around another freaking star, blew that popsicle stand without (probably) being altered much, and then picking us to shed its volatile skin with.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't think of any, which is a subtly different answer than no. ;) It's very, very slow compared to c, of course, so even a freak, low-probability encounter with a micrometeorite wouldn't really affect something that size at a global scale, I'd think.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
So, whether it formed at 5 km size, or is a fragment of something bigger that was collisionally disrupted in its original system, this seems very likely to be the first time it's experienced non-trivial mass loss due to being heated. I think it's probably been 5 km since leaving its system. 3/3.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
This takes their work suggesting that the probabilities of one of our spacecraft encounters with a star look about the same as the probability of the Sun itself encountering a star, and assuming that also holds for other stars and natural objects, which seems like a reasonable assumption. 2/
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems very statistically likely to me that this is ATLAS's first encounter with a star since its formation (and possibly its closest ever encounter with a star including its formation) based on this work by Bailer-Jones and Farnocchia: arxiv.org/pdf/1912.03503 1/
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
It’s official. September 6th. From all across this nation. We march in D.C. Join us.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Appointments two weeks from now appear to be available here. We're going to be traveling, so grabbed one for a few days after our return.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the story I think of as the "the fact the universe won't last that long isn't the problem" story?
Christina D (@akasha111182.bsky.social) reposted
COVID vaccine appointments are live on the CVS website.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd considered something along these lines, but I'm not sure it would actually _ruin_ that book.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
I think this is the one, yeah.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Emma
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
It's much, much easier to deflect an asteroid away than hit a target with it. This is 100% for the best.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
I am grateful for colleagues and friends around the world who are participants in planetary defense and planetary science. I am hopeful that American scientists will continue to do our part, but I can't predict the future. Either way, the asteroids will keep orbiting and folks will keep watch.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
My condolences. May their memory be a blessing.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
I was today years old when it hit me that the band name was "England Dan & John Ford Coley" not "England, Dan, & John Ford Coley" and I internalized that it only involved two people instead of three, four, or even five.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Pears.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not going to disagree or try to change your mind, but this is also the right place to drop this for when you next have a half-hour to kill if you haven’t already seen it. youtu.be/kSwUzM_nTGM?...
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
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Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Helter Skelter in the streets, Honey Pie in the sheets.
Comet Interceptor (@cometinterceptor.bsky.social) reposted
Hear from mission scientist Colin Snodgrass in his interview with @earthskyscience.bsky.social talking all things Comet Interceptor 🚀☄️
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
OK, this is only tangentially related to this post per se, but...what if this is all side effects from experimental hand enlargement surgery? Or a targeted, but also experimental, hand enlargement gene therapy? That's what it is, right? Some experimental "medical" attempt to make his hands bigger?
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Honestly, it's been Borderline almost continuously for the last 42 (!!) years. Holiday, True Blue, Secret, and Dress You Up have taken their turns, and Like a Prayer is an all-timer, but I think my favorite is Borderline.
Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social)
Good for them. Mazel tov.