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created May 1, 2025

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Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know if this is true but I heard they built the house this way in order to confuse the angry spirits that want to punish them.

1/9/2025, 4:31:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You do sedition /one/ time not all that long ago, and then pardon all those seditious traitors, and just this week give the family of traitor $5 million dollars, and the left will never let it go.

31/8/2025, 11:09:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being named after an airport meant he grew up tough.

31/8/2025, 7:32:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.thevintagenews.com/2016/08/22/p...

31/8/2025, 9:15:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You say that now, but wait until your child is turned into a swimming pool filled with margarita.

31/8/2025, 9:12:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Christians, this is how they want to be treated.

31/8/2025, 5:53:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're traitorously planning an attack on one of their own cities.

30/8/2025, 2:56:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their homes and all their earthly belongings will be just a few hours drive away. Their wives and mothers post about them on Facebook and Instagram.

30/8/2025, 11:37:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

May the money be a corrupting force. May grifters and "family members" crawl from every corner of America to leech from their blood money and let them be worse off for it.

30/8/2025, 11:24:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a reminder of how short of time we all have. I'm stuck here at work, and I don't know if my toga even fits anymore. All my booze at home is stale, I'll never beat the crowds.

30/8/2025, 10:28:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

They have the applications set up most qualified to least qualified. These guys click to display the least qualified first and click the first one. Because they're unqualified.

30/8/2025, 3:39:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be sure to wash up. You don't know where that thing has been.

24/8/2025, 7:27:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are fields of them, like the matrix, all bent over spreading their cheeks just waiting to be used up and tossed aside by their king.

24/8/2025, 4:19:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make private prisons illegal.

24/8/2025, 2:49:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

How much does jailing them cost? How much does stalking them cost? How much does feeding and keeping a vigilant watchful eye them(those Epstein guards don't come cheap) How much does it cost to fly them places? It's like quitting your minimum wage job to focus on buying and destroying grand pianos.

24/8/2025, 2:48:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

There's an E and it's proper it's "Trickle-Downe economics" it was named after two millionares who developed a way to siphon money from the poor and stupid. The poor and stupid heard trickle down and thought they'd get money like a coin pusher.

24/8/2025, 1:33:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Not once has a landscaper demanded that I "show them my hands" under the threat of violence.

23/8/2025, 10:45:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't be surprised to learn of more direct threats. Something along the lines of "People want you dead, and we'll let 'em do it"

22/8/2025, 11:16:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget to tip your officer.

21/8/2025, 11:10:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ship her back to russia.

21/8/2025, 10:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That immigrant > 7 cops.

20/8/2025, 9:15:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Standing up isn't enough. You need to /fight. Soldiers didn't win D-day by simply standing up. Grant didn't defeat those filthy slavers by simply standing up. You need to fight. Bloody a nose. Give a fat lip, or a blacken an eye.

20/8/2025, 9:13:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll crash it into a daycare or a preschool, just you watch.

20/8/2025, 9:04:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been wildly successful. Fuck the guard.

20/8/2025, 9:03:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

We've allowed prisons to be run for a profit for decades! We're the "land of the free" with an entire class of people profiting from stealing away rights and freedom from their neighbors and countrymen. Now that no one's picking vegetables, they're going to leverage their slaves. This isn't new.

20/8/2025, 9:02:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Or, who knows, maybe those national guard members are murdering their neighbors. They sure as hell aren't stopping violence in DC.

20/8/2025, 8:54:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's already done. They've already shown their true colors. Fuck the guard.

20/8/2025, 8:51:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't even know if those soldiers are actually Americans. They could be Putins guard for all we know.

20/8/2025, 8:47:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe with the guard gone. Those murder numbers will go down.

20/8/2025, 8:42:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The supreme court should be watching the two.

20/8/2025, 8:41:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds a lot like loitering.

19/8/2025, 3:27:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

That's kidnapping.

18/8/2025, 11:19:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wagner will be patrolling DC by this time next year.

18/8/2025, 11:18:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wagner will be patrolling DC by this time next year.

18/8/2025, 11:16:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I thank God that I wasn't made like them.

18/8/2025, 10:35:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird. They didn't exist two months ago.

18/8/2025, 10:32:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sex warts. He's saying he's ended sex warts, and that's a lie too they just fell off.

18/8/2025, 10:30:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, yeah, right. Believe them.

18/8/2025, 10:26:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, yeah, right.

18/8/2025, 10:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Standing up isn't enough in a war. You must fight. Both hands. Teeth and nails. Fight dirty if you have to.

18/8/2025, 10:21:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

😬The weakest link joke?😬 Fun fact: The episode of Family Guy where Stewie mocks Olivia Fuller for cracking a Weakest Link joke (season 3 episode 18) came just /9 months/ after The Weakest Link came to America. It's been 23.5 years.

18/8/2025, 7:42:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

It was coded regions of all our nuclear subs.

18/8/2025, 3:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

You may have my kaletrops to protect your enchilada engines.

17/8/2025, 11:31:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

How many were veterans?

17/8/2025, 5:23:58 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I was thinking the same thing. We could keep a real close eye the missing goosesteppers wives, and meemaws while protecting their trucks and paraphernalia.

17/8/2025, 3:20:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lenient and merciful.

17/8/2025, 2:48:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why they're afraid of Russia. "Look how BIG it is" they say stupidly.

17/8/2025, 2:43:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Protesters should dress like cops.

17/8/2025, 2:41:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't have a tower records.

17/8/2025, 2:40:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

lol and he didn't even feel the need to stay for dessert.

16/8/2025, 1:05:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Just watch us bail this guy out, too. Spending billions on ICE to turn around and spend billions to bail out farmers will still have nothing to show for it. They'll end up homeless and rounded up by our loving national guard.

16/8/2025, 10:46:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

But it took 20 of them to do the job of 1 maybe 2 people. So, to my eyes, they look like weak, frightened, wastrels.

16/8/2025, 10:36:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They love it! First he's on the roof, he's denying Epstein ever even existed, meeting with war criminals, being humiliated in Scotland, what hijinks will the dear leader get up to next?

16/8/2025, 10:30:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a car illiterate the highway with a buncha McDonald's bags and cups. πŸ˜”

16/8/2025, 10:24:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Orders came down from the president himself!" Ah, I see, "just following orders." πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

16/8/2025, 9:36:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude got /weird/ when asked if he was mad. 🀨

16/8/2025, 4:14:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Any politician that runs on abolishing for-profit prisons has my vote. What a disgusting abomination that concept is in the "land of the free." If the state wants to strip citizens of their rights, they should be footing the bill! They're responsible for landing them in prison to begin with!

16/8/2025, 2:43:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the odds Wagner is providing security in Alaska by the end of the year?

16/8/2025, 2:37:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

They still call naked parkour "Franklin style" in Massachusetts.

16/8/2025, 2:24:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

In this economy. With these tyrants driving the cost of food up? Absolutely.

16/8/2025, 2:15:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

How many people work at the Washington Post? Think those national guard will come for you one day/week/month? Think you'll be occupying one of those 107,000 spots?

15/8/2025, 10:21:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

How many were vets?

15/8/2025, 10:15:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

And you better believe cops will have tons of sandwiches. πŸ˜’

15/8/2025, 8:56:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

You ever wonder how much of your life has been spent watching loading bars; and realize how little of human history that's been even been a thing?

15/8/2025, 8:52:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump won't pay them. Prices will continue to climb. They'll lose their homes and end up on the business end of what they're dishing out now. How many vets are homeless again?

15/8/2025, 6:37:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I just read this issue! I have to assume Arcade had them specially made.

15/8/2025, 6:22:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sound was the shelf of untested rape kits being tossed in the trash to make way for the sangwich baton charging station.

15/8/2025, 4:34:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren't here to protect anyone. They're an assault force. They're not trained for restraint because that isn't the goal. Pain, fear, violence, and especially death are their goals. They want it for /all/ of us.

15/8/2025, 4:30:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Pam Bondi on there? Her performance in "the Epstein list is a democrat fabrication" was a believable performance for the American press apparently. πŸ˜’

15/8/2025, 12:35:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the person bellyaching about some pre-baked narrative isn't anyone worth trusting.

15/8/2025, 12:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, the hypocrisy on display in this single sentence! πŸ₯΄

15/8/2025, 12:28:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuomos never take "no" for an answer. Just ask their female aides.

15/8/2025, 12:22:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't wait for Peter Theil to upload his rotten brain so I can shift+delete that crap.

15/8/2025, 12:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

That's their whole point. That's what these "all lives are precious" assholes want to happen. They've emptied the prisons of violent insurrectionists, they're attacking vaccines, and they're making it increasingly more expensive to live. They want us dead.

15/8/2025, 12:18:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Assault with a deli weapon is also acceptable.

15/8/2025, 12:16:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're lucky I'd they're just standing there. The number of cops I've seen on their phones while speeding through traffic is astounding.

14/8/2025, 11:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who was Casey Goodson?

14/8/2025, 11:51:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're going to lock up Forbes contributers.

14/8/2025, 11:29:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is all to protect Epstein's list with trumps name on it. They don't want people getting ahold of it.

14/8/2025, 11:27:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giselene won't even be the first pedophile the president has pardoned this year. Republicans love pedophiles. Don't believe me? Ask them to abolish child marriage.

14/8/2025, 11:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They also stole data and installed malicious software. Remember solar winds? They just installed solar sails.

14/8/2025, 10:57:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump and his fellow republicans are going to establish the first ever America Corp...for Russian soldiers.

14/8/2025, 10:55:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the argument that several of the SC justices have intimate insider knowledge of "Ghisies" underage-sex-trafficking allegations?

14/8/2025, 10:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there any truth to the allegations that the officer in the blue shirt is a serial child abuser?

14/8/2025, 10:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans don't care about your farms. They want them to fail. They want you to fail so they can take everything you hold dear. They'll build a prison on your potato farm and put you in it if you let them.

14/8/2025, 10:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you imagine? Thanks to trump, Republicans and feckless journalism from rags like the Washington post, that sandwich cost 40% more than it did just 9 months ago.

14/8/2025, 10:35:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Once they lose their homes/their family's land and are sent to republican ran "homeless treatment centers," they will no longer be a problem." -Abbott probably

14/8/2025, 10:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFKs dangerous and deadly plans are spreading just as fast as measles. I just did your job with half the words and for less money.

14/8/2025, 10:23:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say bribes are legal and cool.

13/8/2025, 8:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's just republican for "occupy."

11/8/2025, 6:20:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at the sway in their gate. You're looking at about half a million in future hip replacements patrolling the mall.

11/8/2025, 6:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow, I hadn't realized the Paparazzi Industry had trademarked that name! Or is this headline attempting to lead people to believe the Washington Post has trade-marked the term? Is the author/editor simply attempting to bully and exploit the source of that photograph?

10/8/2025, 11:04:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's more than one guy on that list, making sure we never see it. There's also a few women out there making sure their power isn't affected.

10/8/2025, 10:55:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a much more severe crime than overstaying a visa...

10/8/2025, 4:17:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture astronaughte.bsky.social (@astronaughte.bsky.social) reply parent

First, Cornyn wants the FBI to redact his father's name from the Epstein list, and now he's telling them to enforce made-up laws? Seems un-American to me.

10/8/2025, 4:15:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But there will be a /law/ against war. LOL.

9/8/2025, 1:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a trip to El Salvador and haircut if I've ever seen one.

9/8/2025, 1:01:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...then when I woke up a mini-horse was playing a keyboard." "Wow, what a great story. Why don't you get some rest?" πŸ‘‰πŸ€ͺ

9/8/2025, 1:00:01 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I threw my food processor in the trash. If I want fried potato slices I'll get them from a bag, thank you.

9/8/2025, 12:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assumed Alaskan islands were already given to Russia just for the opportunity of sitdown with Putin.

9/8/2025, 5:40:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view