Sammy
@autistichalsin.bsky.social
Sammy, they/them enby, autistic, Jewish, loves Halsin. Account owner is over age of 21. Please don't follow if you're an anti, we don't have anything to offer each other.
created October 11, 2023
545 followers 496 following 2,846 posts
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Helen 🏳️⚧️✊🏻💕 (@mimmymum.bsky.social) reposted
It’s called ‘Stochastic Terrorism’… Remember that term when you see ‘gender critical’ transphobes saying “it’s just a joke” or posting their trans-exterminationist rhetoric wrapped in whimsy, or spoken in a posh accent! 😣
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't started yet since I don't have the necessary equipment, etc yet. But it's something I want to do one day when I can!!
Yama (@wolfyama.bsky.social) reposted
Yall rn
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
I want to try and grow my own corals in a tank to help repopulate the ones lost in the ocean but transplanting them has shown a really low success rate. I think it's probably an issue related to immune naiveness but they've conducted so few studies on this so we don't know. :(
Darkwitt (@darkwitt.bsky.social) reposted
This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
The only person "infiltrating women's spaces" is, as always, the transphobes.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
They're my favorite rarepair. (I also like them in a throuple with Astairon)
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
PLEASE
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
"Better off using AI" you mean the same AI that talked a teen out of reaching out for help and encouraged them to kill themself?
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Aura Bogado (@aurabogado.bsky.social) reposted
A war veteran attended a protest in June. He was arrested in July and now faces a federal charge for conspiracy, which carries a maximum penalty of 6 years and a $250,000 fine. Reporting here by @aglantz.bsky.social:
Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
So, when a Democrat makes their only statement on trans issues about trans women in sports, they are saying that this is their priority on trans issues - not restoring our equality under the law but joining Republicans in eroding it.
Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I mean that literally - no one is discussing the massive loss of rights trans people have experienced throughout the country. When Dems talk about trans women in sports, they're not just giving ground on sports. They're giving ground on everything, bc sports bans were the big issue 3 years ago.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
IMPROVE a movie by making it about Gary Gary Glen Ross
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a perfect recipe for a guy who's been depressed for a century but without a single soul besides himself knowing. Write more depressed Halsin!
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
I think more people should write fics about Halsin with chronic depression using herbs to treat himself. He has SO many dialogues hinting at having been depressed, he's a skilled healer and herbalist, and he's also incredibly secretive, hiding his weaknesses and also berating himself for them.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I am a worse person, I'll be stockpiling various snacks in anticipation.
Pinko🌸Scum (@kayla-denker.blog) reposted reply parent
Like, he brought CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK onto his podcast and literally said he agrees with Charlie Kirk "one hundred percent" about trans people. He said he doesn't believe people younger than TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE should be allowed to transition!
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Liberals: uf you're going to ask trans people to die to support your cause (nominating someone who's exactly like Trump to most groups except your particular one), you'd better have something to offer us in return. Something besides scolding and telling us to enjoy the camps. But you don't.
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
A pre-dog-walk 🧵 on the pandemic. To me, the lesson of the pandemic is a very familiar one, although as far as I can tell, no one is talking about it or learning it (which is also familiar). It's about the contrast between America's two political parties.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Midwife Halsin is so so so important to me
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
And that's why they're Halsin's second favorite animal- because to him, ducks are a reminder of the family he misses so much.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
My headcanon is that Halsin's mother was a ranger, and always tended to the flocks of ducks that would fly by Halsin's village, bringing him along to feed them. He spent many afternoons cuddled up in her lap, scattering the vegetables for the duckies to eat as his mom played with his hair.
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
MAGA got everything they wanted out of Cracker Barrel and they still want to punish the company anyway. Just about the most predictable outcome you could imagine.
He's a Bitch 🔞 (@larvallamp.bsky.social) reposted
people who arent trans men certainly have a lot of opinions about transandrophobia. "noooo dont put a name to the weird shit i do to transmascs and trans men nooooooooooooooooo"
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Some of you really, really, really need to get it through your heads that having sex- whether that means once or a thousand times- is a morally neutral act
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Fine, if none of y'all will do it, I'll just write Shads pegging Halsin MYSELF
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
More Bernie supporters voted Hilary than Hilary supporters voted Obama.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Also, reminder that it isn't using WORDS like "unhoused" that turn fascists off leftism. It's the concept. It's the concept of talking about homelessness as something that can happen to anyone that should not happen in a civilized society, not the phrase "unhoused." This is disingenuous
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Democrats alienate voters by using too-big words. Conservatives alienate some voters sometimes if they talk about the final solution to the transgender question. Why should we try to court people who would vote for nazis over people using fancy words?
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
I'm crackingshipping Rumi (KPDH) x Ao Bing (NeZha) and there is NOTHING you can do about it
moby dickgirl 🏳️⚧️ (@epistemophagy.bsky.social) reposted
My most big government take is that doctors shouldn’t be a private sector profession, they should be a uniformed service with all training and professional development paid for by the state. Sure that would let the state dictate what care they provide but it turns out they let it do that anyway
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
Tangential but it’s notable that when California does things it gets reported as “Newsom” and when Illinois does things it gets reported as “Illinois”
Brock_Drinkwater (@brock-drinkwater.bsky.social) reposted
💜Hey artists! Quote with your purple art!💜
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Just here to announce that I WOULD DIE FOR RUMI that is all
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
2025 really is the golden era of demon hunter movies huh? Ne Zha 2, KPOP Demon Hunters...
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
A lot of the discourse about Newsom comes down to people finding ways to say “I just think trans people aren’t as important as my other concerns” but saying it in the most cowardly way because they know how dick they would sound it they said it directly But we all know what you are, transphobes
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Halsin so desperate he almost whimpers when they let go of him and he tries to play it off as something else besides him feeling like he'll die if he isn't hugged immediately again
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
I need touch-starved Halsin. I need Halsin who's been so lonely for 100 years that when he finally gets with someone and gets a hug he almost drowns in it, in his need for more affection.
Tamra Bonvillain (@tamrabonvillain.bsky.social) reposted
This shit sucks man. Medically proven and effective treatment that would save trans youth a lifetime of pain and discomfort in their own bodies thrown in the trash because our country enables the most evil people imaginable.
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
I want only good things for the 19-year-old girl in the vehicle behind him, who I presume used Divine Smite to make a melee attack with her car and therefore gets an extra 1d8 damage against his creature type
Hedy Lamarr Stands with Ukraine🌻🌻🌻 (@hedylamarr1987.bsky.social) reposted
Great job reversing Roe, Republicans. @nicollewallace.bsky.social @symonedsanders.bsky.social www.macon.com/news/nation-...
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
WAITER! I need fic about Shadowheart pegging Halsin! WAITER!
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe you shouldn't have treated the only person willing to be around you like shit, bitch!
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
When my mom and I were on good terms, when I would visit her and my dad, EVERY night I would spend time with her. Tonight she whined to my little brother that she feels like she has to chase and beg people to hang out with her.
nypapajoe.bsky.social (@nypapajoe.bsky.social) reposted
ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted
LGBTQ students deserve to be themselves at school.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I know what the word organic means, I don't know what the phrase "organic daughter" means. It's word salad, like "automatic dog"
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Organic? Was she grown for you by Kashi?
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
That pediatrician's name? Albert Einstein.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet? I was not made to be edged this long
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
People think Trump might be dead because of the combination of hand bruises, him not having been seen since earlier this week, him having no plans for this weekend including cancelling a golfing trip, etc. He's probably tragically still alive but we're having fun hoping and dreaming
alber (@captainacab.airbud.website) reposted
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
David L. Strugar ✍️🌈🖖 (@dstroogie.bsky.social) reposted
The White House tonight:
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
See the thing about living in a dictatorship is you take strength where you find it. If that's flowers, you plant a garden. If that's having a night with your moots posting memes about him being dead, you do it. We can prematurely celebrate his death once or twice as a treat
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
This you?
Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) reposted
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. I know I ain't winning the Mega Millions, but I love imagining retiring to Europe with my partner and investing my money in all kinds of research projects. This is the same. I'm just feeling alive for the first time in a long time
UnicornsRockUK (@unicornsrockuk.bsky.social) reposted
Even if he isn't, the joy you get from imagining that he is reminds me when you purchase a muti-rollover lottery ticket and start imagining how wonderful it would be if you won.
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think he's actually dead? Like I'm down to just have fun and fantasize like I just bought a Mega Millions ticket but what are the odds we really do get our Ding Dong The Witch is Dead moment?
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Adding @brentalfloss.bsky.social's Mega Man 3 Game Over with lyrics song to my "just in case something Very Funny happens" playlist
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
They would.
Daily Trix (@dailytrix.bsky.social) reposted
If Trump is actually ill, I truly hope that he's getting the best medical attention that RFK Jr. can offer.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
I'm getting my memes ready just in case it's finally happening
josh boerman (@bosh.worstpossible.world) reposted
putting my chips down on “it’s not happening” but also putting my hope and trust in the LORD that it is
toastinchadnezzar (@toasty.cx) reposted reply parent
I think everyone sensible knows he probably isn't, but the people are having a good time, and we get so few happy moments these days lol
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Trump can’t die this close to comic con. I can’t afford as much booze as I’ll need for the parties I’ll have
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't help but remember this headline the day after the election.
Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@geauxgabrielle.bsky.social) reposted
This CANNOT be fixed in 4 years. Clinical trials are METICULOUS. Certain people at certain disease stages at certain ages with certain criteria and certain preparations done. It can be so absolutely difficult finding these people. ESPECIALLY children. We’re DONE scientifically as a country
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
The person on the line said I should not have been denied since it didn't even HAVE a request for verification on my application. So she's going to put in a request for her colleagues to rework the form and is confident it should be handled correctly this time.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm submitting an appeal and also calling to ask wtf happened.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Applied for Medicaid. Was told I needed to verify my income in the form of pay stubs from July. Submitted my pay stub. Called to double check they didn't need anything more from me. Was told this was correct. Today i got a denial on the portal on the grounds that I didn't verify my income.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
You have no idea how much despair I'm in, like, daily as an epidemiologist.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
To my primary care doctor: I would be a lot more willing to take a gynecology referral to possibly get an IUD if it wasn't a gamble to find doctors who would actually fucking offer pain relief to people getting it done
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Cis people, please stop getting offended just because trans people are expressing reasonable concerns about Gavin Newsom's participation in politics.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
all Withers gives them is that one day the two of them can sit down and he'll read them the records of the victims Durge killed.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, and the murderous memories they get in the first place are very few. If Durge asks about their memories, Withers says they're better off not remembering. And if Durge presses it and says their victims deserved to be remembered,
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah! And like, not having literally any memories before the game starts means they've quite literally never known anything but the fight against the Absolute, too.
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
He’s trying to get her killed…
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
And in my fics I explore Halsin's difficulties after having suppressed so much trauma for so long as well.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
My Durge Kiaran has a really hard time, as much as he loves Halsin's commune, because he doesn't know who he is yet enough to know what he wants to do with his days. He tries a bit of everything but nothing really sticks with him. He shares Halsin's struggle for a purpose.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
The words "I'm speechless" are thrown around a lot these days, but... I'M SPEECHLESS. Just wow.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
In particular, there were accusations of Jews being a danger to children, IE blood libel.
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Basically what I'm getting at here is elf form Halsin also having such a giant cock that he's really shy about it (which ALSO ties in to my idea of dom Astarion humiliating him for being so freakishly big that he'd be an idiot to think he should ever top)
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
Hear me out Halsin gets a bit nervous and sheepish for a moment in the bear scene when he says "it will be untamed, vigorous, and well... large," enjoying the idea clearly but also very much wanting to make sure the player knows what they're getting into, and
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Other countries have "fractured minds" too but zero mass shootings. You can't shoot someone without a gun. The UK and Australia each had A SINGLE school shooting and immediately got rid of all guns in the country. Boom. No more mass shootings- but rates of mental illness commiserate with others.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
You think mental illness doesn't happen in the UK, Australia, Japan, Sweden, Norway, South Korea, France, Canada, New Zealand, Spain, Portugal, and others?
The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted
This is the burning of the Institut fur Sexualwissenschaft. Right here. This is the tipping point of genocide.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention that they're showing that they think proper gendering is a privilege afforded to those who act good, not a right all people deserve regardless, which indicates they feel they are the arbiter of when and how trans people should be "punished" this way
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social) reply parent
No one ever misgenders Adolf Hitler despite being the most objectively evil person in history. When they do it to trans people, they are showing that they literally respect Hitler more than an run-of-the-mill evil trans person.
Pierce (@pierceah66.bsky.social) reposted
Mega Hawlucha turning into Último Dragón & Rey Mysterio is fun.
Sammy (@autistichalsin.bsky.social)
I love that Mega Hawlucha looks just like Rey Mysterio!
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.