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created November 13, 2024

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Both of my teams; #USF and #FSU beat ranked teams as heavy dogs to open the season. GREAT WEEK 1!

30/8/2025, 11:24:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SEND ME EVERY PICTURE OF SAD BAMA FANS SO I CAN MAKE A BEDTIME QUILT OUT OF IT

30/8/2025, 9:51:38 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In my ongoing battle with the algorithm I bought myself a Phinistec Z6 mp3 player. I don't think I've ever hated a UI more in my life. Any low to mid priced non android or wifi mp3 player recommendations?

30/8/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Netflix plussity plus plus coming next month.

30/8/2025, 6:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Announcing Netflix plussity plus plus next month.

30/8/2025, 6:00:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would gladly pay a little less for my electronics in exchange for a completely pedestrian unboxing experience.

30/8/2025, 4:44:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IN OTHER NEWS: America is bringing back small pox.

30/8/2025, 4:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably the last person doing it purely for the love of the sport.

30/8/2025, 4:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've loved Corso my entire life and I purposely skipped going mountain biking today to watch his GameDay send off but I can't help thinking I wish it had happened a few years ago when his speech was still intelligible.

30/8/2025, 2:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was born to red parents in a red southern town in a red ass state. So far left I have to look right to see AOC and Bernie.

29/8/2025, 6:43:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can this data be trusted?

29/8/2025, 2:39:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen brother.

27/8/2025, 5:15:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darius Rucker's part on BigXthaPlug's new record makes me wanna check out his country stuff.

25/8/2025, 11:15:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man check out that new BigXthaPlug album if you want new in the vein of old Bubba SparXXX.

24/8/2025, 11:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am listening to Blind Melon's self-titled album for the first time in probably 20 years. Man, I forgot how many absolute bangers there are on that thing.

18/8/2025, 7:07:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see the only Democrat that seems to be meeting the moment.

18/8/2025, 12:37:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finished Dungeon Crawler Carl. I enjoyed it well enough but not enough to commit to the series so my journey ends between the second and third level.

16/8/2025, 11:32:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what I use on my bike chain. I like it and think it's pretty good. That said, don't Google "squirt lube" on your work computer...

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16/8/2025, 8:27:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks to Taylor Swift announcing TS12, America is now eagerly awaiting 2 orange things to drop.

14/8/2025, 11:53:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't let the shitty cover fool you. The album, The Messenger, by Frankie Ballard is pretty good.

12/8/2025, 11:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ESPN looked out on the entertainment landscape and thought, "one more streaming service is exactly what the people need."

6/8/2025, 11:59:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl and now my inner voice is constantly booming: ACHIEVEMENT

6/8/2025, 12:55:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This really is the easiest answer.

6/8/2025, 12:32:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought I'd be sober for 5 years this September but I thought I read an article today where Marjorie Taylor Greene called the GOP anti woman and anti worker so I obviously must have gotten drunk today.

5/8/2025, 1:22:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There has been more dialog in the 1st hour of John Wick 4 than the first 3 movies combined.

2/8/2025, 4:09:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 5:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now I wanna vote for him twice.

31/7/2025, 5:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tonight is the 4th time I have had tickets to see the Vandoliers live. Other than an exceptionally truncated show at 3rd and Lindsley due to illness, I have yet to see the Vandoliers live. Tonight, we break the streak.

31/7/2025, 5:53:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was drinking I was probably spending 300 to 350 dollars of my paycheck a month on alcohol and squandered the rest....

31/7/2025, 5:46:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a child my superpower would have been flight. As a middle aged man, my superpower would be the ability to burn a calorie as easily as it is to consume one.

30/7/2025, 12:03:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the best things about not doing 9b, the radio show or the podcast anymore is being able to listen to new music without thinking about it too much.

28/7/2025, 11:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes, I want to learn to play an instrument so I can start a band and record an album titled, "Chicken Pot Pie and Butt Stuff."

26/7/2025, 1:44:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As sure as priests have.

25/7/2025, 7:29:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terry Bollea was a piece of shit. Hulk Hogan was a god to a lot of us 80's kids. Such is the duality of the southern man as the Drive-By Truckers would say.

24/7/2025, 10:35:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there is an afterlife the Iron Sheik is in it celebrating today.

24/7/2025, 4:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My father sometimes spoke of the guilt he felt for the things he said about Bell after his diagnosis was made public,

21/7/2025, 11:48:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some bands from that time and sound that it could have been: Tin Horn Prayer, Truckstop Roses, Those Crosstown Rivals if you wanna check out them out and see if any sound familiar.

21/7/2025, 12:46:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hashtag Nashville Nights.

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20/7/2025, 9:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL. This is kinda like saying, it was a bearded crustpunk in Denver in the 20 teens.

20/7/2025, 4:48:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oof. Gonna need more hints I fear.

20/7/2025, 3:53:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In protest I will simply pirate any media I wish to consume that is produced by CBS/Paramount.

18/7/2025, 5:53:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So. A "swing off" decided who has home field on the #mlb world series or did they get rid of that?

16/7/2025, 10:54:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who doesn't follow basketball of any gender but is aware of the Reese/Clark rivalry(?) due to social media I have an honest question: why is "through 3 quarters" a stat that is kept?

13/7/2025, 11:48:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2026 Prediction: Corey Feldman/JoJo Siwa tour.

13/7/2025, 5:32:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Murderbot hot take: for such a short show that intro is comically long.

13/7/2025, 5:23:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thoroughly enjoyed reading the series. We have been waiting for the season to end to start the series. Looking forward to it.

12/7/2025, 4:03:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well. I wanted to like the new Kesha album.

11/7/2025, 11:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those guys. Good luck. They just shut Ninebullets down once due to excessive bandwidth usage. Good times.

11/7/2025, 6:57:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@countryuniverse.bsky.social y'all's website is down yo.

11/7/2025, 6:42:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like the universe is screaming at me to read Dungeon Crawler Carl. It is popping up all over the place in my life.

10/7/2025, 10:45:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This should be illegal...

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10/7/2025, 2:52:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really enjoyed Murderbot for what it is: bubblegum sci-fi basically aimed right at Gen X's cynicism. Sower. I was all in on the front half. Felt kinda sloggy for me in the back half.

7/7/2025, 9:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Audiobooks listened to for the first half of 2026. Having a long(ish) commute has a few advantages.

Audiobooks listened to for the first half of 2026. Having a long(ish) commute has a few advantages.
7/7/2025, 5:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just below your post in my feed....

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5/7/2025, 3:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I saw the title "Dead In A Ditch" I wondered if the @vandoliers.bsky.social had covered DRI.

4/7/2025, 9:42:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stranded. On the toilet bowl. What do you do when you're stranded. And can't reach the roll? To prove you're a man you must wipe with you hand when you're stranded and can't reach the roll.

4/7/2025, 4:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were super upset when they saw all those black people and women being treated as equals.

4/7/2025, 12:07:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musk can't expose how they rigged the election because he'd die in prison.

4/7/2025, 1:09:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is basically why I dumped all my subscription television services and went back to full time piracy,

3/7/2025, 9:54:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way we're gonna be able to stem the gop tide and fix America is to dismantle and remake the democratic party. Listen to Jefferies this morning if you want to doubt that.

29/6/2025, 4:19:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

27/6/2025, 6:47:43 PM | 41422 8813 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol. No. No they will not.

26/6/2025, 4:06:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shawshank, Goodfells, Friday Night Lights, Remember The Titans

26/6/2025, 12:49:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People openly embracing a fascist as president pearl clutching over a democratic socialist winning in New York is Alanis Morissette lyrics worthy.....

25/6/2025, 10:45:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thoroughly enjoyed The Fireman and his collection of short stories, Strange Weather. Didn't know he had a new one.

20/6/2025, 8:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Samson Option: US Version

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19/6/2025, 2:57:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ve entered the modern dark age. That period of time between the end of hockey season and college football kickoff… Historians say the original Dark Ages lacked enlightenment. This one just lacks touchdowns and hat tricks.

19/6/2025, 1:27:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you say Iran was weeks from having a nuclear bomb all I hear is Sadam had weapons of mass destruction. I am gonna need Powell to come point out some drone photos of storm water piping as proof.

19/6/2025, 4:24:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd start them off with a nice coffee stout.

18/6/2025, 12:25:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 52 so, obviously, I'm kinda their demographic but that shit slaps!

16/6/2025, 10:58:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those Iranian attacks we pretty god damned precise for a country that had to, you know, level entire apartment buildings and hospitals to kill a terrorist in Gaza last month.....

14/6/2025, 9:10:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP lawmakers saying we need to "tone down the political rhetoric on *both* sides" in ......3......2......

14/6/2025, 8:13:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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need to add construction sites to that list if they want any roofs built this summer.

14/6/2025, 3:55:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump just learned there are ICE protests in other cities. He has some serious truthing to do....

13/6/2025, 2:01:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*things

13/6/2025, 1:59:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From the sounds of this Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are about to be in charge of a real deal hot war where all of the actors have nuclear weapons in play. What a stupid timeline to be sober in...

13/6/2025, 1:59:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incel anthem of the summer

12/6/2025, 2:32:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomorrow's heroes will wear masks and carry cans of soup.

9/6/2025, 12:36:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the hey day of Ninebullets shirts were such a fiscal winner. 9b was gone before the patreon model really came into being.

8/6/2025, 12:55:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Despite all my rage I'm still just a dog's chaise lounge.

Despite all my rage I'm still just a dog's chaise lounge.
7/6/2025, 1:45:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That probably wasnt a goalie interference penalty but Sam Bennett doesnt get any benefit of the doubt. Deservedly.

7/6/2025, 12:56:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy pride month.

Punisher pride hat.
5/6/2025, 11:06:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember Pros vs. Joes?

4/6/2025, 10:17:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's my economy! Errr.... It's Biden's economy!

4/6/2025, 1:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As one who grew up in Florida, hurricane season is a common knowledge as summer, winter, fall and spring. My question is for people who grew up far away from any oceans: is hurricane season not really known of out there?

3/6/2025, 3:16:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My main question is, can I use Arc with the ungoogled Chromium?

2/6/2025, 2:50:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone fuck with the Arc browser? It sounds interesting but I am so reluctant to use a browser using Chromium.

2/6/2025, 2:20:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kimstramat.bsky.social of the big 3 (1984, F451, and Brave New World) I feel like Huxley was the one who nailed our dystopian present.

2/6/2025, 2:15:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wear one every time I go mountain biking.

28/5/2025, 6:08:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have asked his wife how to copy/paste the words of an Obama....

27/5/2025, 4:15:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The No Rain cover was an "interesting" choice.

26/5/2025, 4:59:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gillian Welch is kinda what The Ryman was made for.

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23/5/2025, 1:44:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read the groundwork for prosecuting Biden's cabinet.

21/5/2025, 2:37:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Toronto out there just doing Toronto Game 7 shit.... #nhl

19/5/2025, 12:57:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The internet declares Gingers are black folks. The real Annabell doll comes to New Orleans. South's largest remaining antebellum mansion burns to the ground. I don't believe in ghosts or devils but things that make you go hmmmm.

19/5/2025, 12:55:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what show I wish they'd reboot? Junkyard Wars.

19/5/2025, 12:35:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Catholic priests better not be liking this post....

19/5/2025, 12:19:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hashtag banger

16/5/2025, 4:55:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is anyone familiar with the metal band Orbit Culture? Just came onto my radar. I love their drummer.

13/5/2025, 9:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus was so woke he wouldn't even take a dirt nap.

13/5/2025, 9:20:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view