bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Both of my teams; #USF and #FSU beat ranked teams as heavy dogs to open the season. GREAT WEEK 1!
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Both of my teams; #USF and #FSU beat ranked teams as heavy dogs to open the season. GREAT WEEK 1!
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SEND ME EVERY PICTURE OF SAD BAMA FANS SO I CAN MAKE A BEDTIME QUILT OUT OF IT
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
In my ongoing battle with the algorithm I bought myself a Phinistec Z6 mp3 player. I don't think I've ever hated a UI more in my life. Any low to mid priced non android or wifi mp3 player recommendations?
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Netflix plussity plus plus coming next month.
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Announcing Netflix plussity plus plus next month.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
I would gladly pay a little less for my electronics in exchange for a completely pedestrian unboxing experience.
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IN OTHER NEWS: America is bringing back small pox.
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Probably the last person doing it purely for the love of the sport.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
I've loved Corso my entire life and I purposely skipped going mountain biking today to watch his GameDay send off but I can't help thinking I wish it had happened a few years ago when his speech was still intelligible.
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I was born to red parents in a red southern town in a red ass state. So far left I have to look right to see AOC and Bernie.
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Can this data be trusted?
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Amen brother.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Darius Rucker's part on BigXthaPlug's new record makes me wanna check out his country stuff.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Man check out that new BigXthaPlug album if you want new in the vein of old Bubba SparXXX.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
I am listening to Blind Melon's self-titled album for the first time in probably 20 years. Man, I forgot how many absolute bangers there are on that thing.
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I see the only Democrat that seems to be meeting the moment.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Finished Dungeon Crawler Carl. I enjoyed it well enough but not enough to commit to the series so my journey ends between the second and third level.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
This is what I use on my bike chain. I like it and think it's pretty good. That said, don't Google "squirt lube" on your work computer...
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Thanks to Taylor Swift announcing TS12, America is now eagerly awaiting 2 orange things to drop.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Don't let the shitty cover fool you. The album, The Messenger, by Frankie Ballard is pretty good.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
ESPN looked out on the entertainment landscape and thought, "one more streaming service is exactly what the people need."
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
I am listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl and now my inner voice is constantly booming: ACHIEVEMENT
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This really is the easiest answer.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
I thought I'd be sober for 5 years this September but I thought I read an article today where Marjorie Taylor Greene called the GOP anti woman and anti worker so I obviously must have gotten drunk today.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
There has been more dialog in the 1st hour of John Wick 4 than the first 3 movies combined.
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now I wanna vote for him twice.
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Tonight is the 4th time I have had tickets to see the Vandoliers live. Other than an exceptionally truncated show at 3rd and Lindsley due to illness, I have yet to see the Vandoliers live. Tonight, we break the streak.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
When I was drinking I was probably spending 300 to 350 dollars of my paycheck a month on alcohol and squandered the rest....
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
As a child my superpower would have been flight. As a middle aged man, my superpower would be the ability to burn a calorie as easily as it is to consume one.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
One of the best things about not doing 9b, the radio show or the podcast anymore is being able to listen to new music without thinking about it too much.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Sometimes, I want to learn to play an instrument so I can start a band and record an album titled, "Chicken Pot Pie and Butt Stuff."
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As sure as priests have.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Terry Bollea was a piece of shit. Hulk Hogan was a god to a lot of us 80's kids. Such is the duality of the southern man as the Drive-By Truckers would say.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
If there is an afterlife the Iron Sheik is in it celebrating today.
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My father sometimes spoke of the guilt he felt for the things he said about Bell after his diagnosis was made public,
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
Some bands from that time and sound that it could have been: Tin Horn Prayer, Truckstop Roses, Those Crosstown Rivals if you wanna check out them out and see if any sound familiar.
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LOL. This is kinda like saying, it was a bearded crustpunk in Denver in the 20 teens.
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oof. Gonna need more hints I fear.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
In protest I will simply pirate any media I wish to consume that is produced by CBS/Paramount.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
So. A "swing off" decided who has home field on the #mlb world series or did they get rid of that?
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As someone who doesn't follow basketball of any gender but is aware of the Reese/Clark rivalry(?) due to social media I have an honest question: why is "through 3 quarters" a stat that is kept?
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
2026 Prediction: Corey Feldman/JoJo Siwa tour.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Murderbot hot take: for such a short show that intro is comically long.
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I thoroughly enjoyed reading the series. We have been waiting for the season to end to start the series. Looking forward to it.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Well. I wanted to like the new Kesha album.
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Those guys. Good luck. They just shut Ninebullets down once due to excessive bandwidth usage. Good times.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
@countryuniverse.bsky.social y'all's website is down yo.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
I feel like the universe is screaming at me to read Dungeon Crawler Carl. It is popping up all over the place in my life.
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I really enjoyed Murderbot for what it is: bubblegum sci-fi basically aimed right at Gen X's cynicism. Sower. I was all in on the front half. Felt kinda sloggy for me in the back half.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
#Audiobooks listened to for the first half of 2026. Having a long(ish) commute has a few advantages.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
When I saw the title "Dead In A Ditch" I wondered if the @vandoliers.bsky.social had covered DRI.
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Stranded. On the toilet bowl. What do you do when you're stranded. And can't reach the roll? To prove you're a man you must wipe with you hand when you're stranded and can't reach the roll.
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They were super upset when they saw all those black people and women being treated as equals.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
Musk can't expose how they rigged the election because he'd die in prison.
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This is basically why I dumped all my subscription television services and went back to full time piracy,
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
The only way we're gonna be able to stem the gop tide and fix America is to dismantle and remake the democratic party. Listen to Jefferies this morning if you want to doubt that.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. No. No they will not.
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Shawshank, Goodfells, Friday Night Lights, Remember The Titans
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
People openly embracing a fascist as president pearl clutching over a democratic socialist winning in New York is Alanis Morissette lyrics worthy.....
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I thoroughly enjoyed The Fireman and his collection of short stories, Strange Weather. Didn't know he had a new one.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
We’ve entered the modern dark age. That period of time between the end of hockey season and college football kickoff… Historians say the original Dark Ages lacked enlightenment. This one just lacks touchdowns and hat tricks.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
When you say Iran was weeks from having a nuclear bomb all I hear is Sadam had weapons of mass destruction. I am gonna need Powell to come point out some drone photos of storm water piping as proof.
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I'd start them off with a nice coffee stout.
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I'm 52 so, obviously, I'm kinda their demographic but that shit slaps!
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Those Iranian attacks we pretty god damned precise for a country that had to, you know, level entire apartment buildings and hospitals to kill a terrorist in Gaza last month.....
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
GOP lawmakers saying we need to "tone down the political rhetoric on *both* sides" in ......3......2......
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
need to add construction sites to that list if they want any roofs built this summer.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump just learned there are ICE protests in other cities. He has some serious truthing to do....
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*things
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
From the sounds of this Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are about to be in charge of a real deal hot war where all of the actors have nuclear weapons in play. What a stupid timeline to be sober in...
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Incel anthem of the summer
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Tomorrow's heroes will wear masks and carry cans of soup.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
In the hey day of Ninebullets shirts were such a fiscal winner. 9b was gone before the patreon model really came into being.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
That probably wasnt a goalie interference penalty but Sam Bennett doesnt get any benefit of the doubt. Deservedly.
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Remember Pros vs. Joes?
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
It's my economy! Errr.... It's Biden's economy!
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
As one who grew up in Florida, hurricane season is a common knowledge as summer, winter, fall and spring. My question is for people who grew up far away from any oceans: is hurricane season not really known of out there?
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My main question is, can I use Arc with the ungoogled Chromium?
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Does anyone fuck with the Arc browser? It sounds interesting but I am so reluctant to use a browser using Chromium.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
@kimstramat.bsky.social of the big 3 (1984, F451, and Brave New World) I feel like Huxley was the one who nailed our dystopian present.
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Wear one every time I go mountain biking.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
Should have asked his wife how to copy/paste the words of an Obama....
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
The No Rain cover was an "interesting" choice.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social) reply parent
I read the groundwork for prosecuting Biden's cabinet.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
#Toronto out there just doing Toronto Game 7 shit.... #nhl
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
The internet declares Gingers are black folks. The real Annabell doll comes to New Orleans. South's largest remaining antebellum mansion burns to the ground. I don't believe in ghosts or devils but things that make you go hmmmm.
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
You know what show I wish they'd reboot? Junkyard Wars.
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Catholic priests better not be liking this post....
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Hashtag banger
bjc|aiv (@autopsy4.bsky.social)
Is anyone familiar with the metal band Orbit Culture? Just came onto my radar. I love their drummer.
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Jesus was so woke he wouldn't even take a dirt nap.