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HorseHalves

@awk716.bsky.social

Stable, genius. I’m simply asking those filled with violent hate to turn those energies rapidly inward. Spare your family the indignity of your being.

created September 11, 2023

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Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

I’d sooner vote for Newsom

2/9/2025, 4:39:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct

2/9/2025, 10:11:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Wednesday. His press conference today is to distract from tomorrow.

2/9/2025, 9:55:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller

2/9/2025, 9:39:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s so much diet dr pepper

1/9/2025, 8:18:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you Larry

1/9/2025, 11:31:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit. You do not make people more right wing by being a leftist. That is an obviously fallacious idea.

1/9/2025, 11:13:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Trump is exploding the cost of the Federal workforce so people in “oversight” positions can claim it is inefficient.

31/8/2025, 4:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Look at the big brain on Brad!

31/8/2025, 2:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Opportunism is an essential drive for the Cabinet of this administration.

31/8/2025, 11:13:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

FIBER

31/8/2025, 11:08:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

A24-assed “journalism”

31/8/2025, 10:36:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Damn.

30/8/2025, 2:23:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Most people don’t know a Democratic lawmaker and her husband were assassinated this year either.

30/8/2025, 2:07:50 PM | 79 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

His religion believes the human heart is fundamentally corrupted by sin and only in death will the baptized find pure absolution. He fundamentally believes this cannot be stopped unless it should be willed to.

30/8/2025, 1:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck outta here linking to that shit

30/8/2025, 1:18:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

The #vancecoup is becoming more apparent every hour.

30/8/2025, 12:06:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

This rift between Trump and Vance is gonna be an issue

29/8/2025, 6:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Afraid this sounds grounded in logic and experiential data.

29/8/2025, 6:56:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

This is entirely about social media engagement. Entirely…

29/8/2025, 4:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

You should limit the number of people who follow you then. Maybe one guy having such a large number of individual interactions sways the system in ways that make it virtually unusable for everyone, especially the guy with the monopoly on eyeballs?

29/8/2025, 4:57:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

A while back a lot of people on here got very angry at me for saying the French Revolution was not really caused by material conditions, but I think the best evidence continues to show it was a political crisis caused by the spread of information and ideas - in both respects like our current crisis

29/8/2025, 1:37:44 PM | 222 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

When THE STAR WARS GUY is getting tired of some shit is a good mark for the zone being thoroughly flooded.

29/8/2025, 12:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for this. I was gonna go blank slate after this last autopay hit but this makes that easier.

26/8/2025, 2:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m old enough to remember Clinton’s FEMA camps.

26/8/2025, 2:12:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted

Thread about "Born in the USA"

26/8/2025, 1:15:48 AM | 42 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social) reposted

Forever grateful that I was too old to give a fuck about Pokemon or Harry Potter by about one year. Sorry guys, no time to trade Pikachus, got a lot of masturbating to do.

26/8/2025, 2:00:55 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

She’ll definitely appreciate your defense of her vibe, bro.

25/8/2025, 12:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

“Weird”

25/8/2025, 12:54:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s also always been homophobic.

25/8/2025, 11:43:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

A lot of you missed the Dicks Assholes and Pussies speech in Team America and it shows.

25/8/2025, 10:51:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Not gonna be the last time this happens

25/8/2025, 10:45:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Mussolini famously negotiated himself right out of his skin.

24/8/2025, 4:58:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Egomaniacs everywhere

24/8/2025, 2:39:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Exclusive?

24/8/2025, 2:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

The problem with anti-intellectualism is that this is what passes for an intellectual anymore. Shame.

24/8/2025, 1:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

It was about how we “aren’t allowed to criticize potential dem candidates” Which is so fucking absurd…

24/8/2025, 1:12:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

24/8/2025, 3:00:43 AM | 1558 180 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, that’s some work when you can just say people are bad at words.

24/8/2025, 1:06:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

They mean “nostalgic feel” but people are fucking illiterate.

24/8/2025, 1:05:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

“Actually, Epstein was the victim”

24/8/2025, 1:04:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

You can entirely discount the “crime” narrative. It is bullshit. Domestic law enforcement is not a job for the military. Ordering the US military to do it is illegal, unamerican, and wrong. That’s true even if the White House weren’t lying about crime, which they blatantly are, making things worse.

24/8/2025, 3:13:05 AM | 1743 436 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Officially? My god man. Words.

24/8/2025, 1:00:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Liberalism wins again

24/8/2025, 12:59:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Will we survive the High-Minded Snark Wars? Hard to say. Weaponized sass seems baked into the process at this point.

24/8/2025, 12:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I would really be interested to see where this isn’t a strawman.

24/8/2025, 12:54:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

“Taxation is theft” but for FUCKING BILLIONAIRES.

24/8/2025, 12:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted

this is in the "what if a make-a-wish kid's wish was to say the n-word" level of stupid hypothetical

24/8/2025, 2:07:47 AM | 504 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Ok… that… Fuck it… John Cena ‘28

24/8/2025, 10:38:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Would you dance for the king, should he give you your daughter back?

24/8/2025, 10:22:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Were they? We don’t fucking KNOW ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WON’T FUCKING IDENTIFY THEMSELVES!

24/8/2025, 10:15:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. This guy.

23/8/2025, 8:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Online is a pretty vital modifier.

23/8/2025, 8:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

He makes me want to go to NYC

23/8/2025, 7:38:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Being rich is amazing.

23/8/2025, 2:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

This FUCKING MORON

23/8/2025, 2:41:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

nobody knows what a liberal is.

23/8/2025, 1:49:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

My sister was libertarian for about a month in the late 90’s, then she went to an event.

23/8/2025, 12:00:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

“I didn’t think you were that old” starts feeling pretty sideways around 35

23/8/2025, 10:31:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes

23/8/2025, 1:15:28 AM | 1034 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a fascist cunt.

23/8/2025, 7:53:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

The kids part was most effective.

22/8/2025, 11:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Realize the point of living is life. Can’t do the past different but you can live from now how you want. Had kids.

22/8/2025, 11:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I am still entirely convinced he believes that he didn’t actually take the oath because he never put his hand on the bible.

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22/8/2025, 11:14:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Yanno, the ones who’ve paid with bitcoin. Legacy customers.

22/8/2025, 2:04:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s quite a while.

21/8/2025, 11:06:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Time?

21/8/2025, 7:14:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture julie khaner (@juliekhaner.bsky.social) reposted

his mission is to turn america into Stupid Russia and it’s working

21/8/2025, 12:12:23 PM | 416 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

You are online.

21/8/2025, 2:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

👍

21/8/2025, 2:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Do I think I’m riffing?

21/8/2025, 2:10:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m plainly being sarcastic, so, the opposite of the direct meaning of the statement.

21/8/2025, 11:24:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s definitely how it works.

21/8/2025, 11:22:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

NYC machine dems are fucking junk

21/8/2025, 10:58:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

That is the plan. Yes.

20/8/2025, 1:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

This is lame, rudderless messaging from the guy who tries to convince us he’s the only Senator with a sack.

20/8/2025, 10:53:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Parts-free employee surveillance seems not good

20/8/2025, 9:10:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I call that “The Dursting Hour”

18/8/2025, 3:57:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

worth saying that if republicans are increasingly reliant on low propensity voters then “we must make it as difficult as possible to vote” is not going to work well for them

18/8/2025, 12:45:18 PM | 6242 728 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

COVID level economic impact

18/8/2025, 1:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Editorial Board (@editorialboard.bsky.social) reposted

1. You may have noticed something. I used to talk about the president’s dementia pretty regularly, but haven’t in months. That’s because I’ve lost faith. I used to believe the Washington press corps would see the plainly obvious. I no longer believe that. The hypocrisy is too baked in.

16/8/2025, 12:53:50 PM | 2276 723 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

They put nanobots in that

16/8/2025, 10:39:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Just got a video of a random dude walking up to the camera nude. This place still has it…

16/8/2025, 4:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy fuck. She loses the battle on race so hard that when they ask her what the fuck she is exactly talking about she starts going off on trans people? This video is a distillation of the entire 2024 GOP non-platform. Say racist shit and when you get called out say “trans in sports!!!”

16/8/2025, 3:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we sure they just arent committed to a better testing regime?

16/8/2025, 1:24:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

The replies to this post are pure Bluesky™️

16/8/2025, 1:14:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t not build em like they used to if the used to isn’t better that the do now. Which it is. In LITERALLY EVERY WAY.

15/8/2025, 9:04:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, add him to list of ICE and ICE-adjacent fucks that need to see a trial.

14/8/2025, 11:08:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for splitting that fucking hair Doug.

14/8/2025, 10:01:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I always love seeing people see the Falls the first time but it rarely occurs to me that the lakes blow minds too

14/8/2025, 7:51:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

Are you guys the only alpha males who can save western civilization or are you afraid of Manhattan Just Can you pick please

14/8/2025, 3:52:51 AM | 2000 330 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a point at which “I didn’t think you were that old” becomes the sideways compliment that accompanies said advice as well.

14/8/2025, 10:23:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

If you stop testing the numbers go down

13/8/2025, 10:44:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything is so fucking dumb

13/8/2025, 10:41:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Not as much is exactly how much of an issue things need to be, so that’s reassuring.

13/8/2025, 10:39:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn’t my logging in and working through all that use more power? I’m truly naive here despite my curiosity.

13/8/2025, 8:22:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

Gotta ask yourself why they say shit like this on FoxNews

12/8/2025, 6:15:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve long wondered how much energy we waste on spam emails going to accounts nobody looks at.

12/8/2025, 3:58:19 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social)

A bosom? For a pillow? In this economy?!

11/8/2025, 8:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HorseHalves (@awk716.bsky.social) reply parent

Took a while to get past “Ewennower”

8/8/2025, 8:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view