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Jeremy Page

@badbanjo.bsky.social

Avid (and frequent) reader, cook and old time music enthusiast. Gardener Ancient history and prehistory buff. Beekeeper Former Marine Martial artist Science & Engineering Geek Talk to me about books!

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this is a lot of the folks on the Right’s goal - a weak federal system so nothing to hold them in check. There will be Americans killing each other before this is over.

5/9/2025, 9:39:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, I feel seen

5/9/2025, 9:34:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Next up, Civil Rights

5/9/2025, 9:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

The funny thing is most civilians think there is legitimacy to some of this… But, while there is a place for folks who can jump a fence with a machine gun, the most important jobs in the military are based on brains, not brawn. Logistics, tactics and mental endurance win wars, not penises

5/9/2025, 9:29:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately MAGA numbers are way down now after Foxproganda chimed in

5/9/2025, 8:29:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous! You are very talented, my stick figures don’t even come out straight

2/9/2025, 7:59:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

So like k pop

1/9/2025, 11:59:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social)

Trump invades Sweden, forces them to give him Peace Prize.

29/8/2025, 9:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

The perfect sound track

27/8/2025, 9:35:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Really hope this helps, keeping bees is currently heart breaking.

24/8/2025, 1:32:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

However, them touching you is part of the plan

15/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh, no, no that is not correct.

15/8/2025, 4:39:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Needs more LSD

14/8/2025, 9:36:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a very exclusive club! 👴

14/8/2025, 8:57:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

That sex scene tho…

11/8/2025, 9:03:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Those books terrified me

11/8/2025, 8:01:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

And he made the food sound so good!

11/8/2025, 8:00:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Great book, although he kinda lost the thread at the ending.

11/8/2025, 8:00:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Being sad

11/8/2025, 5:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

YMMV I could never get into comic books, they are like the fancy appetizer version of books, look great and can even be quite tasty but you’d need a dozen or two to be satisfied.

11/8/2025, 2:49:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not wrong about Clarke though ;D My (not much of a reader) youngest loved Tales from the White Hart. and I don't see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy going away anytime soon, although you can argue that's comedy/fantasy. I do think there are books everyone *should* read. Mostly textbooks.

11/8/2025, 2:23:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

It's amazing how many attractive women are interested in friending a 53 year old bald chubby guy. I must have that rizz.

11/8/2025, 2:06:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

New and old can both be awesome. While some books stand up better than others the fact that they are a snapshot of that periods perspective is also interesting. Also, Moon is a Harsh Mistress, the Foundation series, Brin's Uplift are all fantastic, even if they are a bit straight white male.

Steve Martin in The Jerk asking for
11/8/2025, 2:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted

Homelessness is a policy failure, not a personal one.

10/8/2025, 11:03:14 PM | 8013 2060 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the exact same brand I use, maybe it’s formulated differently outside of the US?

9/8/2025, 12:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd eat that!

8/8/2025, 7:44:34 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

These come pre-infected with VD

8/8/2025, 7:41:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure at some future date we’ll be eating GM spiders at KFC -“Tastes Like Chicken”

7/8/2025, 10:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reposted

The VP of the United States, everyone.

7/8/2025, 9:05:36 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m old enough to remember when misspelling potato was enough to disqualify you. How we have fallen.

7/8/2025, 9:36:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this for real?

7/8/2025, 9:13:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Managers work! At least good ones do.

4/8/2025, 10:14:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

How reputable is this guy?

31/7/2025, 12:28:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

About a billion dollars worth of propaganda

30/7/2025, 10:50:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t fall for it. He wants to flood the airways with people bitching about this, so to his base it looks like he’s being righteous when he doesn’t actually pardon the sex offender

30/7/2025, 9:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect most penis enhancement is done for the owner, not their partner.

30/7/2025, 7:27:48 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhh, much better. I think that’s the highest Strength I’ve ever gotten (96 or so)

30/7/2025, 7:18:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I clearly built wrong, I should not have gotten Runic Pyramid with all those curses.

30/7/2025, 3:57:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda frustrated by this daily

30/7/2025, 3:28:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

You worked so hard on your evil overlords and the orange buffoon makes them all look like Tinker Bell (Disney version)

28/7/2025, 9:56:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I finish like 1/7th of my books on Saturday, it’s crazy, I know.

27/7/2025, 5:22:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved this game

25/7/2025, 9:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm, I’m in Virginia, should I be considering a move?

22/7/2025, 10:06:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Was a wake up call for me when he sent Marines into LA. That's where I was born (well, Long Beach Naval Base) and I was an 0331 (machine gunner) - we are not trained for that sh*t and it's all a stunt...that could result in US civilians being shot by Marines. What a mess.

21/7/2025, 4:22:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

It sucks, for the first time in 4 generations my family will not be serving.

18/7/2025, 10:46:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Horses are just hay burning motorcycles (in most books)

18/7/2025, 10:19:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

As a former US Marine, decades long martial artist and current Internet Janitor I get this *all the time*. Rips your disbelief away like nothing else.

18/7/2025, 10:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I could make a list with only folks on Bluesky,,,

12/7/2025, 12:41:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like my kind of party. Maybe throw some gaming in there…

9/7/2025, 1:39:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

…in Christ’s name. The world has turned upside down

9/7/2025, 1:36:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

What a gorgeous suite of armor. Maybe in need of air conditioning.

7/7/2025, 12:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we’ve tried White a whole lot of times…

6/7/2025, 2:42:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, plucked or clawhammer?

6/7/2025, 1:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I approve of this message

6/7/2025, 1:44:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Acceptable. Would also take “can talk about golden age sci-fi books”

6/7/2025, 1:42:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social)

When you get 5k reduced in taxes but lose your humanity :(

3/7/2025, 8:27:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social)

It would be one thing to go into eternal debt to get people food and healthcare. Instead we’re giving the 1% a chance to replace their yachts or something.

3/7/2025, 2:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

She is my “representative” and also a horrid person. Kind of wish He’ll was real so she’d get what she deserves.

3/7/2025, 2:11:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s my “representative”, a truly horrible person

2/7/2025, 4:08:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

No, unfortunately I don’t wonder at all

2/7/2025, 12:22:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cameron (@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social) reposted

the next Democratic administration should take all the money and equipment allocated to ICE and give it to the IRS instead i want anonymous masked goons in tacticool loadouts raiding every office park in Delaware

30/6/2025, 10:25:16 PM | 2189 341 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno, we should keep publicly making fun of him for “losing”. He’s thin skinned and might go for it.

1/7/2025, 2:16:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you grow sweet potatoes? Best calories/effort+space I have found. I once lived off what I grew/raised but that was 1/2 acre under cultivation, a LOT of fking eggs and honey for sweets (to be honest I got tired of it and cheated but the calories and nutrition was there)

30/6/2025, 8:36:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Great song!

30/6/2025, 8:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

The Butthole, the Witch and the Wardrobe The Omnivores Butthole

29/6/2025, 1:37:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole: Buttholes and Consequences

29/6/2025, 1:34:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

They are even better IRL (although these are stunning picts)…electric colors!

29/6/2025, 1:30:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure how many pecans are in a mini pie but your colon would prefer more for sure

28/6/2025, 9:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

You may want to consider adding some fiber to your diet. Just sayin’, I’d like to be able to keep reading new books!

28/6/2025, 9:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Hesgeth better hope so, kinda worried he’ll be the -last- US Sec Def

28/6/2025, 8:34:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, people pay for lamps? I (53 y/o) have bought a new lamp once in my life with my wedding registry funds in 1997.

28/6/2025, 8:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I really am afraid the gerrymandering and misrepresentation will lead to violence

28/6/2025, 7:49:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social)

Today's news shows why talk show hosts don't work Fridays.

27/6/2025, 8:21:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Same people, different bullshit.

27/6/2025, 8:17:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if this will piss off the Right. They *say* they are anti porn but...well I work in tech and have seen your browser cache/DNS queries, lets leave it at that.

27/6/2025, 6:58:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Woah, I did not realize this was a thing. I gotta get with HR...

27/6/2025, 6:49:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

While I'm willing to believe that inhaling sunscreen spray can increase your chance of cancer the math says that wearing it is a win (and stop huffing sunscreen).

27/6/2025, 6:47:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

He's exactly what the Right is scared of. It will be interesting to see how this plays out - especially with today's SCOTUS decisions.

27/6/2025, 6:45:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I find your sense of optimizing heartening. I suspect we'll be stuck in a techno-fascist state by then. We now have the telemetry to gather and capability to analyze every person on the planet, their actions and beliefs.

27/6/2025, 6:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Also happy stuff is boring.

27/6/2025, 6:37:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

You shameless salesman, you. Time to go read about when the Nazis won, since apparently that’s our timeline now.

27/6/2025, 6:37:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the same level of support for atheist/agnostics? My precious ones can’t hear “under god”

27/6/2025, 6:35:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

When did Freedom’s definition change to mean “Locking up everyone”

27/6/2025, 6:18:30 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I have also been nominated for a Nobel peace, literature and fancy shower singing prizes.

27/6/2025, 6:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Super cool.

27/6/2025, 6:10:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I’m scared that this is a major peak, historically.

26/6/2025, 12:37:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

When do you release your meme coin?

26/6/2025, 12:31:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

$30/hr min wage is high but seems a bit low for NYC

25/6/2025, 7:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonna be tough to get the word out.

25/6/2025, 3:09:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Having read several of your books, that’s really saying something.

25/6/2025, 3:08:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

NeoVim is what I use now.

23/6/2025, 11:04:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember using the OG version

23/6/2025, 11:03:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was nice being out of wars for a few months. 👊🇺🇸💥 🫠

23/6/2025, 10:53:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

They really do dance, it’s how they communicate where they found nectar… but I think they only do it at home on their front porch

22/6/2025, 1:33:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

That simplification is on the inputs side. Think of packet switching, super simple to everyone but the ASIC doing the billion evaluations a second

21/6/2025, 11:11:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

There are a few ways to build your own FOSS Alexa equivalent. None are super easy though

21/6/2025, 11:10:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this is actually becoming more doable, also the chance of baking insecure stuff in your hard/firmware. No one can know all of a stack now. That’s why we have protocols, so we can abstract that stuff

21/6/2025, 11:09:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re absolutely right about the stack being so deep and wide no one person could know it all. Like RAH said, specialization is for insects ;)

21/6/2025, 11:07:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Always been true, now we’re just more aware of it. I’m a systems janitor, been this way since at least 92 when I started doing this stuff. Maybe back in the Bell Labs days it was not true but since at least the late 80s all computer engineers have been standing on the shoulders of giants

21/6/2025, 11:06:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Page (@badbanjo.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? Are they expecting a rash of incompetence leading to a bunch of escapees?

21/6/2025, 1:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view