you wouldn't last 10 minutes in town world
you wouldn't last 10 minutes in town world
We deserve a city government that works for all of us—where decisions are made based on what’s right for the people of our city, not based on who is most loyal to the mayor. We deserve better.
Seems like Andrew kept up quite a Tempo
Wish You Were Beer lol
I mean, I've heard worse definitions for movement conservatism than "mad when things change."
That chart is worthless. Placing nyt opinion and the Atlantic in the same column as Democracy Now is illustrative of a mind that is unable to distinguish ideologies. Trash.
I mean the guy has shredded his neuron map with ketamine and has zero feeling left in his penis so maybe this is sexy to him, idk.
It doesn't need two "k" s in my opinion. Not dignified.
He wasn't just the leader of the Le Terror Club pour Les Gens, he was also a client
I'm convinced these people don't know love.
I see sium shrimp tails, I eat 'em.
O no computer from where I'm sitting
Sit around a fire, light a smoke with a burning stick. Fixes a lot of problems.
Strolling the midway right after the gates open at 7am is tight
To the tune of Goodnight Ladies
Minneapolis is a bucolic paradise
Trying to pull off an Alec Guinness is hard work, man
Fun fact is gigilo is Spanish for little chicken.
All the Clown heads will recognize the president's tribute to the legendary Emmett Kelly
THIS AND THE MAPS. "IT'S OVER"
I was going to agree but then I saw someone in the comments mention that MKE has a used bookstore so now I'm not sure.
Therein also lies the conundrum that is the mistaken perception that conservatism is the vanguard while progressivism is actually reactionary.
Bro-Country would close my door forever.
You want to know what a sewer liner is pal? At least 30k.
God it looks so fucking stable. Like a corn fed interior lineman I'll tell you what
Hey, he gave my band a pretty good review in 1994 so I am #teamJim all the way. (I live in Ward 8)
Is this former music scribe Jim Meyer, late of the Star Tribune and City Pages? @dbrauer.net ?
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
Brother, you are not that guy (this guy, I mean)
Salt Lake
Letterman had a running gag about this show. This is the final installment: Manimal, Show at the Crossroads. youtu.be/JmYrscLAVXw?...
When you've lost Peter Baker...you must be truly rancid because Peter Baker is a real piece of shit
This made me go and check if the following really happened or if I may have suffered a stroke or something and, we'll, here we are.
These are all great but I'm holding out for some kind of convergence that we couldn't possibly imagine, an expansion of the possibilities for an embarrassing death
I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.
If it happens. I'll be ecstatic but I really, really, really want it to happen in a funny way. Manifesting.
Please stop to think what you are asking of our loyal correspondent.
Help me I am lost in the anti-christian doghouse and I can't find my way out. The anti-christian dogs are laughing at me and I'm scared
"Why do they have to put instructions on bottles of shampoo?" I ask the person next to me as we are ushered into the killing pits.
The thing is I'm sure Ceej's wife would be just as pretty without the goops so she should just use that money for something else, like buying treats for Ceej.
One of my minor hobbies (and only exercise in ranking) is fiddling with the following. Ranking is subject to change at any time. 1) Tom Petty (-) 2) Bruce Springsteen (-) 3) Billy Joel (+1) 4) John Cougar Mellencamp (-1) 5) Bob Seger (-) Bob is always last.
Think of how much more of a jackass I could be but I'm not. Checkmate.
The Lord is the ultimate OP
buried this one in the 2/2 tweet, eh?
It is literally a bag of shit. Why would I put that in a stranger's garbage can? I am not a psychopath.
There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!
On the bus and this small child is playing a shit game on their tablet on FULL Volume and I hate that I have to do it but I'm calling the paw patrol in to teach this kid a lesson in MANNERS
ACASBA
I want to see Elon tied up to the big wheel and spun
Doing a rebrand as The Gigantic D Democrat. Follow me on your preferred social media
This guy is named Jack Sock. His name is Jack Sock. Jack Sock.
"Artificial intelligence skills" is such a nihilistic combination of words.
Why don't you come over here and give me some of that Daily Kos?
I'm going to start cutting off incel wangs until the incels start getting laid.
Bf course kindness is seen in today's world as weakness so there's lots of work to do. But I'm convinced that Nice Guys Finish Happy is a good message for everyone.
We're talking about messaging. Sending young men the message that genuine kindness is actually a great strategy for finding romance (or even just getting laid) is a winner.
And genuinely nice, not nice until you score and then back on the bullshit.
I really think that "being nice is the quickest way inside someone else's pants" is woefully unexplored territory.
*every other weekend
None of the programs listed will survive past living memory but Twin Peaks will.
After a few minutes I've decided I wouldn't want to see it. Not my business if others do.
If you're in line to be traded by the twins, stay in line!
No shame. The more dads you have, the greater chance someone will take you out for ice cream.
Give O'Connell a Sam to unlock? Yes please!
It's insanity but I'm sure many still see JFK as the Platonic ideal for President
Q: What can Brown do for you?
These appetizers smell like automobile tires
Calling my broker
August is a month for chumps
My flight is delayed
Please be careful
What does Gortovia look like?
Say hi to the wife for me
Please take a moment to learn Virginia's heartbreaking story. We shouldn't let these evil a-holes steal away her hard won dignity and courage. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgini...
The "if I don't look at you, you can't see me" electoral strategy.
Beating swords, etc..
Hey check this out. Go away! I'm batin'!
*Cris (made up name)
Chris Collinsworth
If you ask me Andrew Cuomo is zero-cum (in that he never made me cum)
The only things that can get my niblings riled up are stupid food tik toks (deep fried Chipotle carnitas burritos with a candy coating prepared in a Toyota sedan for some incredible reason)
Lindsey's trying so hard to look all grown up here
make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped
As far as I know this was her GF announcement. It's very wholesome. Imagine a right fielder speaking about another team's shortstop like this. bsky.app/profile/wlwn...
funny pedophile
I like how they are all presenting as buddies. They will bring down the Frey regime using the power of friendship.
I'm not in here*with you. You're in here with me. *The Marriner S. Eccles Federal Reserve Board Building
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
Buddy, your Pinnochio is showing.
holy shit
No player who would put on the dastardly uniform of the hated Green Bay Packers should call themselves 'honorable."
