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Bajamama03

@bajamama03.bsky.social

Mom x3 🏳️‍🌈, Gramma x4. Fluent in profanity and snark. Vegan af. Done with 'let that sink in' and 'Can't make this sh*t up.'

created November 12, 2024

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Fingers crossed and champagne chilling

1/9/2025, 7:46:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vance just needs to be sworn in, or whatever Heritage foundation calls it. He will be the face of their corruption, same as Donvict is now. He's paid for and they will get their money's worth. Popularity won't play a big role

1/9/2025, 7:35:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sizzly place, 😂 That's just fun to say!!! Thanks

1/9/2025, 7:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bashing shins while barefoot stepping on legos

1/9/2025, 7:30:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You and he were, and are, very loved. That's all we can hope for. 🕯

1/9/2025, 6:35:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's GO!!!

1/9/2025, 3:13:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If famous people go in 3's, I hope the next 3 are 47, and dealer's choice on the next two since there are so many to pick from. Some ideas: McConnell, Kennedy, Roberts, Thiel, Miller, Johnson, Noem, Homan, Thomas, anyone from ICE. Just do it already!

1/9/2025, 1:41:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's my observation, too

1/9/2025, 12:07:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wasn't either. 😂

31/8/2025, 10:06:40 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I freeze it as soon as I get it home. Thaw it and proceed with pressing and marinate or season however you prefer. Freezing it improves the texture, imo. Hope this helps.

31/8/2025, 4:18:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

30/8/2025, 11:36:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And truth. They are scared of truth

30/8/2025, 10:54:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A picture of Camille Zapata, Gavin Newsoms social media head writer
30/8/2025, 10:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really need to get my "very special occasion" champagne chilling.

30/8/2025, 10:31:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His casket fitting?

30/8/2025, 1:48:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If i hadn't seen your reply, I would not have watched. I can't stomach his verbal diarrhea. Was worth watching those few seconds!

30/8/2025, 1:35:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They won't notice my boycott that I started 25 years ago. Their food is awful.

30/8/2025, 12:28:16 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She should be spoiled faster than the strawberries would be! Toys, treats, snuggles!!

29/8/2025, 10:32:04 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what the trees are for

29/8/2025, 9:31:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you know better, do better. Stop eating animals

29/8/2025, 12:12:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He couldn't spell 'heaven', let alone enter it if it exists.

28/8/2025, 5:52:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so sorry for your loss🕯

28/8/2025, 3:08:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

26/8/2025, 2:04:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

26/8/2025, 2:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just saw Aldi has some dupes of high end ones for $14, if you are lucky to find them

25/8/2025, 9:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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June 14

25/8/2025, 9:25:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And when it's her body double

25/8/2025, 9:13:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Southwest for me after a pilot said, ' Let's Go, Brandon," after the doors were closed. Sounded like he was trying to instigate a problem, or at the least, insult a lot of customers. No reprimand. No consequences. #NoSouthwest

25/8/2025, 5:50:01 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found a special item that had been misplaced for months. I thought it was gone for good. Losing things gets my mind stuck in a loop. And then, that feeling of joy hits when it's found. Great way to start my week! Here's hoping you get that feeling soon, too! #LostAndFound #JoyfulMonday

25/8/2025, 11:28:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%

24/8/2025, 7:20:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is a very personal choice. I get that. Just a reminder: You being kidnapped would affect your kids. Your safety has to take priority so you can continue to protect them. Stay safe, good soul.

24/8/2025, 1:58:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beloved. Please be sure to read it.

24/8/2025, 1:33:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think it ever did.

23/8/2025, 8:00:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So many preservatives in fast food, it might be what's keeping him alive

23/8/2025, 7:57:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#PracticeVisualization

23/8/2025, 7:44:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so true!

22/8/2025, 8:35:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have the guillotines! Excellent quality. Not heavy. I love them!!

22/8/2025, 2:07:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤢

15/8/2025, 11:34:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah!!

14/8/2025, 12:39:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coke and a beer now

12/8/2025, 6:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Putin brings tea and Donvict is very thirsty for it. Drink up!

12/8/2025, 5:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what I came to find out, too! Registration? Voter? Car? Dog? What. The. Heck???

12/8/2025, 12:44:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brings back great memories of driving grand babies to daycare. "Louder, Gramma!" We beebopped all the way to 'school!' Thanks for sharing!

11/8/2025, 1:06:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg, so cheesy, I think my cholesterol numbers just went up! Fun to watch, though!! Thanks

11/8/2025, 12:10:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I look forward to your posts every day! Thank you for doing what you do!

9/8/2025, 11:29:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's deadly because $$$$$$ The people that create this garbage don't let their own families consume it

8/8/2025, 10:51:14 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally, a Shapiro sighting!!

8/8/2025, 8:34:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freakin' amazing!

8/8/2025, 4:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fierce...ly cute!!😆

8/8/2025, 4:24:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legalize it.

7/8/2025, 10:34:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looked better last time I saw him, I think it was a clip of him on a gurney, heading into a hospital.

7/8/2025, 10:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fetterman as a verb works even if he doesn't!

7/8/2025, 10:00:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So very helpful! Who's a good boy?

7/8/2025, 9:32:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And water's wet.

6/8/2025, 11:51:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. That was sweet

6/8/2025, 10:35:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that's how Facebook was started, right?

6/8/2025, 9:38:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Stevie has a brand new tricycle. It has three wheels. It has two pedals. And it even has a bell.' From my memory of reading that little book, over and over. It was beneficial for both of us.

5/8/2025, 12:36:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found a jar of hot pepper flakes in mom's pantry dated 1980. Kept it just for nostalgia. She might have bought it for me. No one else in the family likes heat.

4/8/2025, 4:10:08 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ick

4/8/2025, 4:06:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not wasting brain cells or life energy trying to figure out why she said this. It only matters that she was a tool for the American Fascist Party and will remain one.

3/8/2025, 8:41:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Allegedly

3/8/2025, 12:02:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bryant Gyro. That'll be awesome

3/8/2025, 12:01:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew it wasn't my fault.

2/8/2025, 11:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So very glad I never got one of these cameras or doorbells.

1/8/2025, 6:27:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So sick of The Donvict acting like we're as stupid as he is.

1/8/2025, 6:08:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, she's in a hotel with a part-time security guard now?

1/8/2025, 5:32:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this CD. Has been part of my favorite playlist for years! Thanks for sharing it!

31/7/2025, 4:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the same thing

31/7/2025, 3:50:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The money wouldn't be there if ALL the PEOPLE that get elected to Congress wouldn't accept the money. The people are the problem, Robert. Corrupt to begin with, as are the people making the payments to our representatives.

24/7/2025, 4:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the right thing, self quarantine. May your illness end quickly and completely.

22/7/2025, 12:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My guess is money. Donors paid for his influence to benefit them. I have no evidence, but it fits his M.O.

22/7/2025, 12:58:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

21/7/2025, 7:21:30 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a road trip, I set foot in one occasionally to use the bathroom. Never to put that garbage in my system

21/7/2025, 5:56:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good point! In my head, the screaming has already started

21/7/2025, 5:09:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should I also bring my rapid fire, Nerf gun? I use it when I see the Donvict on tv

21/7/2025, 4:59:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just gotta fuel up my Belle (car), and I'm on my way.

21/7/2025, 4:51:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And as cereal bowls

20/7/2025, 11:24:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree! They hoped they could be just like him because he got away with everything. In their sick minds, he is charming and smooth. And entitled

19/7/2025, 2:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American Fascist Party, not republicans

18/7/2025, 11:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's his daughter, Ivanka, in this picture

18/7/2025, 1:51:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's Ivanka

18/7/2025, 1:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

18/7/2025, 12:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there is a hell, I'm driving the bus, and I know a shortcut. Get on board or get outta the way cause I won't be late.

18/7/2025, 11:26:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new regime is testing its limits

18/7/2025, 11:22:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My girl gets daily snout salve. I am hoping that she, too, will one day have such a magnificent, boopable gumdrop! #Boop

17/7/2025, 10:02:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what Stormy said, isn't it?

16/7/2025, 2:47:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wouldn't take one from there. It wouldn't be his color

15/7/2025, 10:55:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah!

15/7/2025, 3:25:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

15/7/2025, 3:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So done with 'Let that sink in'

14/7/2025, 4:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Kristi Goon forget her soccer cosplay outfit?

14/7/2025, 4:26:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fashion police can go the same way as ICE. You look great!

11/7/2025, 2:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone in the white house with the exception of the people who actually work there, meaning kitchen staff and house cleaning, that group

11/7/2025, 2:08:35 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/10

10/7/2025, 7:25:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's called cheating. And they cheat because they have no helpful policies to offer. If they were serious about representing constituents, (now, hear me out,) they would, ya know, represent their constituents and not their corporate sponsors.

10/7/2025, 7:01:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imo, I think that was a favor to Hillary since Bill is in it. Still wrong that he didn't.

10/7/2025, 3:13:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You stable 'em, we slab 'em"

10/7/2025, 3:06:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is it. They were frothing at the mouth to screech and holler, "we told you dems are the pedos!' To have their king deny them that outrage because he is the headliner on the list is too much for them to process.

9/7/2025, 5:30:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American Fascist Party

9/7/2025, 3:45:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what's Threads?

8/7/2025, 8:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view