Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
*Goes back in time* *Dresses as his dad* *Hugs him and tells him that I'm proud of him and love him no matter what* *Watches him disappear from the picture like in Back to the Future*
Despite the name, a rather nice fellow just trying to survive in the fascist hellscape of 2025 America.
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*Goes back in time* *Dresses as his dad* *Hugs him and tells him that I'm proud of him and love him no matter what* *Watches him disappear from the picture like in Back to the Future*
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha, perfect!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, then you're a good person to ask: If one were thinking of upgrading an older hybrid car, would you go with a set of newer NiMH modules, or switch to either lithium or sodium ion replacements?
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm surprised you came back. Thank you for not taking the worst of us as all of us. Although New Orleans does have its own charm. If they fit within your diet, I hope you had the chance to sample the muffalettas while you were there.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm right there with you. The Bush administration was horrible, but they seem almost quaint compared to the ghouls and monsters in power now. I think even Dick Cheney would be creeped out by Stephen Miller.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Neat! That's far more interesting looking than most things I've seen lurking in plants. Except for maybe the western horse lubber grasshopper, which looks like it was designed by a toy company.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a slug or a Pokemon?
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
As an adult who sometimes reads comic books, I've faced my fair share of mockery, but it has taught me to recognize a damn supervillain when I see one. "They'll learn... They'll all learn! Nothing can stop what is coming! Muahahahaha!"
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats Chuckie, you've just described the opening five minutes of "Idiocracy".
Kate ๐ชท (@kateculliton.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah, you should.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
These are dark times, and they're going to get darker. However, fascism is inherently unsustainable. The forces of grift and hatred always turn inward. More people tire of living under its heel. The few people actually profiting off the twisted system die off. In other words...
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, I used to get random panic attacks and not know why. Now I do know why. Progress?
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
He's probably reading it at this very moment. I'll let you know. Thanks again!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Thanks to @russburlingame.com! My friend Adam has been an evangelist for Josie & the Pussycats for years. I told him about your book when I saw your bio, and he ordered it approximately four seconds later. "The book is here! I read the foreword! Already! It's jerkin'!" You made him very happy.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be delicious to see someone with the courage to get close enough to ask. I'm in for ten bucks.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
So many excellent picks here. Not sure if anyone else mentioned it, but I'd like to go with Southland Tales. That movie is some pure high-grade sci-fi camp. Donnie Darko is amazing, but Southland Tales is such a pile of wonderful nonsense that I still smile when I think about it.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
That has been one of my favorite comedies since it came out. They had me at "Communism was a red herring".
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooooooo good. Not sure if I could call it my favorite Gilliam movie, but that's just because Brazil exists. Either way, Munchausen is a nearly perfect film. It's a battle of creativity against the dull forces of brutality, and it's no wonder that it was too cool for the room at the time.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! Better than ever, and that's saying something!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Thanks to the evolutionary wonder of hardwired inverse kinematics, I can quickly position my hand in 3D space, and will hit my elbow on something at least three times a week.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Very cool song, thanks! Manic Street Preachers are another of the many bands whose discographies I always meant to dive deeper into. I don't know a lot of their work, but you reminded me of this one, which feels pretty damn relevant.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Windmills are cool. There are so many exciting power generation and storage technologies on the cusp of being producible at scale that there are good reasons to be optimistic about our future. If a certain loony old man who hates windmills (whose name *isn't* Quixote) doesn't destroy us first.
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Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear it's about fifty grand.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have a whole lot of free time, so I legitimately don't know if this will go anywhere. I have started working on it again, though. Thank you. Is there a development platform you'd recommend? I have some experience with Unity, but I'm looking at GameMaker. It would probably be pixel art.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Good people.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'know, that might sound obvious, but... it helped on an idea I've had idling in the back of my head for years. I think I was trying to make it the wrong thing. Now instead of that holding me back, it'll be the fact that I never work on it. Thank you all the same.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
A freaking Lada? Seriously? In the words of a great leader of our past: "This is bad comedy."
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
No one could have possibly seen this coming.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait for Darksiders IIIIIIIIII!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, new plan: We replace every member of the House of Representatives with a literal biological and mental clone of Bernie Sanders. If you're worried about group-think, it's okay, they will still argue.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice haul, and good luck with the giant event! Hopefully it's not the arrival of a planet that sounds like Orson Welles.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when Dubya Bush was the dumbest President in history? Oh for the good ol' days of coke-head war criminal Forrest Gump. Say what you will about the man, at least he could dodge a shoe.
Aurumek (Simon Hintermann) (@aurumek.bsky.social) reposted
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost ๐ฟ I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do ๐ฎ
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Too true. It does seem like the main resource that this current world runs on is scarcity. If not for that, how would they make enough people afraid and/or desperate enough to hand over all their power?
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." -Dorothy Parker Uhm, I get the moral lesson, but... Could you please stop that? Have you seen what they do with that money? Can't you just give them explosive syphilis instead?
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Even *if* he were totally innocent, I'd still happily watch Bill Clinton being booted off a cliff on live TV if it meant that we could dislodge the fascist rapists from our current government. Hey maga, the rest of us *vote* for politicians, we don't *worship* them.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially if you woke up into 2025.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
There's so much to do that I hadn't even thought of modding it yet, but that sounds like an improvement. Thanks!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I've finally gotten around to (slowly) playing it. I thought that was just me. I've taken to driving at about 15 miles per hour, which doesn't seem like it'd be the intended experience.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Very cool! Lots of character in those faces. Nice Mister Terrific too!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Don: "Take my name out of the files!" Pam: "I did. They mysteriously come back every time we redact them. Like that cursed dummy we keep trying to throw out." Eric: "Daaad, tell them to stop putting me in the trash!"
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Very, very true. Although, some times you have to stick your neck out and put your real name out there. At least that's what my parents, John and Martha Destructus, taught me. (In all seriousness, please stay safe.)
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
It's an impressive kind of vision, definitely. Thanks for sharing!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
I think we need to shift the perspective on this. Epstein is in the Trump Files.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
After the sixth time or so of watching it, I think I get the theory, but I am in awe of someone being able to do that. Wow!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever came up with that, go polyfuck yourself.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
So, fascists then. I know that it doesn't get mentioned among the metric tonnes of evil involved, but I find it hard to believe that there wasn't some epsteining among the hitler youth. If it happened in the Catholic Church and the Boy Scouts, I doubt the third reich had any moral objections.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, now I'm gonna have to memorize this one too. (Seriously, thanks, that was amazing!)
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
In tribute, here's the Dresden Dolls absolutely obliterating themselves in the most intense cover of War Pigs I've ever seen.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, I admire you. I'm in nowhere near good enough shape for that.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Just praying for that sleeper agent activation phrase.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow, I didn't realize it was that close. Sounds like a hell of a show, though.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, you were at the bat show? I've heard the legend, but... how was the show overall?
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked in a Little Caesars many aeons ago, and I can attest to a similar thing. Except it was my manager against four drunk frat boys. He won. It takes a particular path in life to lead to working in a LC. Do not mess with them.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I've had them about six times in [Not-California], and I'd say they broke down like: 1 exceptionally good 1 good 3 mid 1 crappy So... yeah.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Ye Gods, yes. It's hard to enjoy something so much that it can withstand the onslaught of a balance sheet.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Speaker Mike Johnson is protecting Jeffrey Epstein and his clients? Hmmm. . . this might be a good time to remind everyone that Mike Johnson met his "adopted" (never really adopted) son (who never appears in family photos) at a youth camp. And was the dean of a law school named after a pedophile.
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SaschaJanssen ๐ธ (@saschajanssen.bsky.social) reposted
Cool
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ต๐๐๐๐ (@thebitterjesus.bsky.social) reposted
Freedom of speech includes me expressing online that I eagerly await the day this fat corrupt orange rapist fuck dies.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
10 out of 10.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, as much as he probably would hate it, I don't like to give cutesy nicknames to horrible people. I prefer to use his real name: Nyarl'ethr'k'ton the Unspeakable (Destroyer of Innocence, Clothed in Flesh, Clouded in Horror).
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Okay, this has a criminally low number of views. Putting it out there for any #Transformers fans out there, but it also goes pretty hard and the sentiment feels right in light of the news about Colbert. (And the "News" in general.)
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow, haven't heard this in too long. Thanks much for posting!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone can tell that's the Guthrie house in Kentucky, and that could only mean one thing. You're going to finally reveal that Galactus is Cannonball's father. It should be a great issue!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a damn fine collection, sir. If you have the time, I would like to spend the next six hours discussing the history of the Flash with you. Or James Roberts' TF comics. Those slapped.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow, very nice! Especially the Blanka. I didn't even know these were out there.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
That is so wonderful to hear. I can certainly be a cynical bastard, but that Silver Age determined optimism cuts through that. No to mention that 60s Superman comics can be pure psychedelia. "Superman's New Power", ferinstance, is much stranger than the title would imply.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Very curious to see this. Soundwave's a long time favorite of mine, and Blokees has done some neat stuff. I'm really wondering about the tapes. Enjoy!
@LaceyPerSista (@laceypersista.bsky.social) reposted
The firestorm within 47 base, with MAGA supporters demanding answers about why their leader won't release files he promised to make public. In a meltdown, 47 lashed out at his own supporters Wednesday, calling them "weaklings" for "buying into bulls--t" about the Epstein connection!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh... *sideways fast*! Ha!
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Nearly every cartoon I've ever watched has some kind of "character takes way too long to realize something obvious" joke. I'm having a hard time thinking of any as ridiculous and drawn out as people noticing that there's something fishy between trump and epstein in *2025*. "Hang on a second..."
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, Guy Davis was the perfect artist for that book. He's a master of mood and framing. It's been years since I've read SMT, but the foremost thing that sticks in my mind is how adept Davis was at drawing fear.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the heads up. Follows corrected, sorry this happened to you.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of the bit of right-wing freakout a couple years back when a bunch of them discovered that Rage Against the Machine were "woke". I just can't imagine the thought process.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
It's nice to have a reminder that, as screwed up as things are down here on Earth, there's still a lot of beauty out there. Thanks.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
This was, nearly word for word, what I was going to post.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. I love that song. It always makes me tear up a little. Or a lot, depending on how the news is going that day.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Another great one, thanks! I'm a comics guy who DJs on occasion, so I'm resisting the urge to reply to this a dozen times with YouTube links to songs about Superman. Instead, here's some related 60's-flavored Silver Age psychedelia from XTC:
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Just a reminder: Lex Luthor was reinvented in 1986 as a satire of donald trump. The character was never a businessman before that. That version became President of DC's America in 2001. His presidency ended in madness and attempted armageddon. Mentioning this for no particular reason.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
People often criticize: "But he can do anything!" Yes, he can, and he chooses to use those abilities to help others. That is not a common thing, seeing what a little power does to most people. It's a good story to have. After all, Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
Heck, any REAL gamer knows that it's not about being good, it's about being anywhere but reality for a little bit.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Thanks for noticing, Max. Great timing.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll still salute Cap. He *fought* nazis.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
I had my suspicions. Which got a lot stronger after I read Bob Altemeyer's "The Authoritarians". There's probably a few things in there worth knowing right now. I should re-read it too. theauthoritarians.org
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social)
Warning: There are a couple of bad words in here, it's about the wrong holiday, and it certainly won't make you feel any better.
Baron Destructus (@barondestructus.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that's a thing that a lot of people who are against AI miss. I can't afford to hire an artist. Hell, I can't afford to get my car fixed. You wanna get mad at Disney? Go for it, I'll join you. You wanna get upset 'cause some random person used AI for a joke? Eh, more important stuff now.
TellicoRider ๐บ๐ธ (@tellicorider.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Canada Day to my followers north of the border and all Canadians around the world.