I'm 30 mins into the last Mission Impossible movie and I have no idea what the fuck is happening. Mulholland Drive was easier to follow
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I'm 30 mins into the last Mission Impossible movie and I have no idea what the fuck is happening. Mulholland Drive was easier to follow
Also, no such thing as the far left
I pay attention!
Thank you! I'm glad you've come around Also, he's not calling trans people ugly, he's saying they don't exist and to enact violence against them These are different things Regardless, he still looks like old mashed potatoes
If you use a mirror...
IDK why doing this makes me laugh, but it does Every single time
IDK why doing this makes me laugh, but it does Every single time
Gender is a social construct but ugly is forever You do you and I'll continue to be effective The man is non-negotiable uggo
1-50: there's no such thing as deities and only stupid people need fairy tales
His face is hideous and lumpy. I object to both
He's angry that other people want to live openly and he runs around with THAT FACE?
Here's hopin'
Your post is giving the impression that MAGA is praying AGAINST him violence- and we've never seen evidence of that So, maybe the prayers are working
It seems like if MAGA can't kill all the kids with guns, they can do it thru disease They're not wrong
Thank goodness the graves will be tiny because we need more 20 million dollar homes here
It lasts months to years
💙💙💙 Thank you nurse 😉
Samesies It felt right
Yowzers
This is not a "dark" tourism spot It's irresponsible journalism to write that It's an unmarked dirt patch to remind everyone how unimportant Hitler and those fucks were in the grand scheme We overcame and we shall again I look forward to pissing on the DJT dirt patch in, hopefully, a few weeks
100%
And who made him? And Phil? And pretended being fat was just "emotional"... all while taking shots that proved it isn't in your head
Oprah is the queen of grift. What has she done for anyone but herself? She promoted and funded all these destructive people. She's anti- gay and is only for herself. Catch her at a scientology meeting so she can charge you for a pic
Remember: this is OPRAH She created sooooo many of these MAGA monsters
Is it banning drag shows?
And he finished with 'Abortion is murder! Gays are against christ! God bless you all!"
Get vaccinated or die BYE MAGA SCUM!
Have you tried pizza and chocolate? It's basically the same feeling but you take omeperzole instead of Prep
This is actually really good news A lot of MAGA kids and their grandparents will die As for the blues? Get vaxxed and you'll be good. Probably pick up some cheap houses too, ya know, after they all die off *please don't encourage MAGAS to get vaccinated It defeats the purpose
But not face transplants?? Who looks like these two ugly fucks and thinks "I want to live forever!"??!? Ugly people need to be reminded or else we get this...
But not face transplants?? If you look like these two ugly fucks, why would you want to live forever??!?
It looks like men's briefs are making a comeback and I think that's in direct correlation to fascism Crazies crave the squeeze
Usually, the kids die quicker. But agreed, unvaccinated people should not be allowed in hospitals
Yeah- clearly I'm fucking kidding
It endangers those who aren't vaccinated At least, at first Hopefully, by the next variant, the crazies week be dead And those who are more at risk- gtfo of fl because this ain't changing anytime soon
Well, tell any non-magas Let the others just go...
This is actually really good news A lot of MAGA kids and their grandparents will die As for the blues? Get vaxxed and you'll be good. Probably pick up some cheap houses too, ya know, after they all die off *please don't encourage MAGAS to get vaccinated It defeats the purpose
I've always seen authoritarianism but never HEARD authoritarianism It was always in a different language- Chinese, Russian, Spanish, Turkish... But I HEARD it at Trump's cabinet meeting I saw the motions- hands, smiles, giggles but now I HEAR the English words It's disgusting Pathetic vermin
@justinwolfers.bsky.social Great explanation Could you also mention credit card fees? This is really driving prices up and tips down
No tax on tips = Employers don't have to pay a living wage -It's stupid on every front
I like that the sensors are OVER the clothes
Lol I kinda like them... I keep thinking the shrink is Kate Chastain doing therapy drag
Lol
In no universe do magas care about Epstein victims They just want to see Bill Clinton's name on a plane manifest
It's crazy to me that Vicki is maga but exclusively talks to gay men My emotions about this are intense and all consuming, lol
That's not a coincidence...
If I were Susan Collins I'd jump off a bridge
I don't believe MAGAS care about this at all- outside of a photo op
Full fakery
I have it set!
If your job tells you to become a Nazi YOU GO ON STRIKE! SHAME ON THESE "MEN"! Disgusting If you're a cop and you wonder why people don't like you- look below Being used as Nazi props #BLUECREW
Are they just confusing "avoid" with "don't see"? 😉 But yes, bsky traffic has slowed, considerably But I think it'll pick up as winter continues and the elections (or non elections) close in Keep posting!
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Totally! And none of the symbols make any sense
Bwahaha! *and thanks- i liked that shadows line too 😉
Lol yep, had the same experience
JB Pritzker is heir to the Hyatt fortune. Billionaire stuff aside... YOU'LL NOTICE A HUGE AMOUNT OF HYATT stories come out last week and are GROWING! This is TRUMP and MAGA Nazi media trying to take down DEMS Stay WOKE! YELLOW JOURNALISM ABOUNDS
She was sweet and politely let us know this was not a good time to be in this neighborhood. She said people did it all the time, lol
There's a road called Knott's Berry Farm in Compton. ME:I don't think there's a theme park in Compton ('98) HUSBAND: I know my way around...(lost) We got gas. A very tall, lovely Black woman all in white walked over and said "boys, what the fuck are you doing here? Are you looking for the park?" 🙂
I will be traveling in Italy and i will have to use a washing machine/ dryer combo. If you've ever used one you know the hell that is about to befall me They have 400 million settings and crazy pics for settings that correlate to... nothing? One pic was flowers. Flowers.
I appreciate that this movie is not for me, like Showgirls is not for others🙂
I hope people listen!
But feel free to shoot anyone ya want
Shocking that this didn't say "dead"
I don't think we're allowed to talk about it till Jake Tapper puts out a book about it
I 💙 Abortion *if that made you cringe, get the F over it When you need one you'll understand why
It's mostly illegal now
Labor Day: The day Americans remember how Reagan was a UNION TRAITOR and fucked us over SO HARD that we're now stuck with Trump and his band of Nazi acolytes Glad Reagan is dead Sad he didn't suffer more Hope all the same for Trump and all his MAGAS HAPPY LABOR DAY
Right??!
Not 3 inchers? Maybe both...
I think it just retreated inwards
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Idk what that is..?
It stands for "Molester" and 17 is the age of the kid you're trying to rape That seemed pretty clear to everyone Maybe you should go back to MAGA camp and sharpen up your rape skills I hear Lindsey Graham is teaching a hands on seminar
It stands for "molester" and 17 is the age of the kid you're trying to rape That seemed pretty clear to everyone Maybe you should go back to MAGA camp and sharpen up your rape skills I hear Lindsey Graham is teaching a hands on seminar
And how much air is in her head
Lol, yes, agreed That's where I felt the vague sadness but also judgment He wanted kids he could be friends with But, by the time he was ready to be friends, we were adults and gone. I feel bad... but neither of us did anything wrong- it just is what it is
I'm with you!
Lol, yeppers.
Not at all
Agreed. I think he was just sharing but one doesn't always know where parents are concerned 🙂
Recently, my dad said his father was his best friend *I don't remember it this way, but they're Norwegian, so silence is their love language At 50, I have no idea what to do with this information It's hard to tell if it's vague criticism or something intensely personal that he needed to let out
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I'm so poor i have a press rep and a head of security
I'm not making fun of smaller weiners I 💙 them all 🙂 I'm making fun of people with tiny brains and bad tailoring
You need a REALLY big gun when this area folds IN instead of pushing OUT Sadness lives in the shadows of that crotch
You need a really big gun when this area goes IN instead of OUT
Spoilers- he didn't wear a mask He's THAT ugly
This could have been us
Lol 😉
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This story is FILLED with fakery. Pulled over to help a woman with a domestic abuse issue???? And can't pay the judgements against him... said his HEAD OF SECURITY! SO MUCH BULLSHIT
Fuck I wish I did this one
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Lol, totally
Because MAGAS forget, WE'RE American too - and we believe in freedom for all, so... more American than Taco Tits
Philly DA Krasner is 💯🔥 and exactly what I expect from my home commonwealth. This man is everything we should take note of and encourage in all blue states slated to be on the unlawful occupation/raid list. youtu.be/uMtK5oNgejk?...
Lol😁🤣