Trump's not going to tell any jokes, is he??
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Trump's not going to tell any jokes, is he??
Speak it, Kyle. 👏👏
Bet Bower had pruney paws. 🤣
Wow! Luna not being a lunatic for a change. 👏👏
Tossed out of the Big Boys club. What a shame. 😥
"Common ground" 🤣🤣
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Harry has already cast a love-spell over me. 🥰🥰
Dems so suck at reading the room.
Johnson said what he heard was heartbreaking and infuriating but he's still going to vote with Trump. 👹
Pirro on fire! 🔥🔥
Girl power 💪💪
I'm sure she went and had a good cry in the women's (only those born with a vagina) bathroom. She's just another "look at me, look at me".
Just find it interesting considering the platform she's on.
Hypothetical question......if it were men who would become pregnant, gestate a baby, go through labor then be responsible for the next 18 years for this human being's existence would they still be complaining about the low birth rate? Just asking. 🤔
Well Maria, if the sun is not shining and it's not night time we're all in the world of fucking hurt.
Looks like his cosmetic surgery was a success! 😂
MSM only reiterates what Trump has said. They no longer do reporting or investigation independently.
This may be a naive question but why is she dressed like a man?
Again, Joe who?
Uh, Joe who?
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The medal of Freedom has been forever tarnished and rendered meaningless. Giving it to a disbarred lying election denier is beyond the pale.
Giuliani must have hacked Trump's account. 😂
Good morning or good evening, David 😉
Because the media has their heads up their asses? 😤
I'm confused......why is the posted time in the future? It's currently 9am on the East Coast, isn't it?
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"Where are the strawberries?" 🤪
🥰 Yes! 🥰
Me and Steve were apparently separated at birth. 😀
Hunter, you're a lucky man. You might want to buy a Powerball ticket. 😉
"Thank you daddy for the life you have provided us" is the Vance household morning mantra.
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Who wants to sign his get well soon card? 😄
When Vance becomes president do we have to start each day publicly praising and thanking him? Pledge of Allegiance turns into Pledge of Vance?
Chocolate, coffee and caramel...... three of my fave food groups. 😋
"We will outbreed you"........ Charlie's campaign slogan as he runs for 4-H president.
The scene in a horror movie right before a smiling, affable Abbott turns into a smiling, grotesque demon. 👹
It couldn't possibly be that current day women are just not interested in current day men, could it?? Nah. That's crazy talk! 🤪
Interesting how some people see other people's bodies as a commodities.
This almost pays for Ashli Babbitt's $5 million settlement. 🤬
This was the guy who was hiding on Trump's golf course. He fired no shots and was arrested. So what is the grave national security threat? 🤔
With that way of thinking, they are already high.
Someone must be stealing all the powerful prayers then because kids keep getting murdered.
The US must think Denmark is a woman with their "calm down" edict.
American Workers First...... to get fucked. There, I finished it.
I'm hating what America has become.
🥰 You're now a prisoner of love. 🥰
Sure concur!
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Notice they didn't get into a mental gymnastics showdown. 🤪
What drugs is he on that makes his eyes close halfway???
"God saved me for one reason." Yes, to prove the existence of Satan.
Ahhh, yes! That infamous "sir". 😂
Fox News will become our new state-run TV.
What a victory for her! She's probably all proud that she beat some server out of $4.19.
How about we skip the compliments and win anyway? Isn't that also a possibility in the world of hypotheticals?
Throwdown! 💪💪
MAGA has always been the lowest common denominator. It seems to be a comfortable spot for them.
Embarrass ......... humiliate ......... repeat .......
A la the pandemic
Logo colors match Trump's makeup. 😀
Maybe he's got vacation brain....... #8 coming up? 🤔
❤️ Yes ❤️
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After giving his life to Christ in their parking lot, it's now holy ground. It makes perfect sense. 🤪
I was outside and a piece of water touched me. Exciting! 😄
Is this like double secret probation?
One of the bestest South Parks 😄
Ewww but 😄
The other 92 were using the gender-correct restrooms. 🙂
Re-speaking history
Trump wasn't even president then. And what's he gonna do now? Recollapse the bridge? He's such a small, insignificant man who steals our very oxygen. 🤬
Where's a good bathroom joke when you need one? 😉
Old Yeller And yes, I'm also old. 🤣
"I'm only speculating" aka talking out your ass. 🤣
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Yup, the visual 💯
Nailed it 💯
Triple (cutest!) threat
Was not my intent. I was speaking about the suppression by the government.
Before I speak again? All righty. 🤣
I guess nothing unless you're in North Korea or Mississippi.
In case I was misunderstood, I meant the government of North Korea.
One of my faves. Stephen King is a master at character development. Rob Reiner's not too shabby, either. 🙂
Maybe she can host her own cooking show? 🙂
Our special today is 'tone deaf'. Dessert special is 'read the room'.
"To my favorite asset" ❤️❤️ "Love, Vlad" ❤️❤️
He could have been America's. 🥰
Every two weeks he'll be settling a new war.
Tippy-toeing straight toward martial law.
If what Kristi is saying is true, then she should self-incarcerate. 🙂
Yup, no easy breezy CoverGirl today 🤣
*Bennet
Bennett is a wimp. Still undecided about Crow. VERY disappointed the Palestinian folks weren't allowed to speak........ First Amendment, anyone?
His hat is the epitome of narcissism. 🤣 He must be feeling extra, extra needy today.
Trump: " Off with his head!"
A la Pink Floyd ..... We don't need no education.......