He's a heroin addict who talked his way into a position of power because addicts are very good at lying.
Gardener. Like digging holes.
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He's a heroin addict who talked his way into a position of power because addicts are very good at lying.
I am starting to worry that he'll die before the Epstein files are released.
It's either a Kristallnacht or a Reichstag fire.
Sardines on the patio.
I saw my psychiatrist today, and he was really excited about your book and encouraged me to get it. So, doctor's orders, I guess.
I think it's time for grumpy to go back to his assisted living apartment and God help his poor caretaker cause that's definitely a "code brown".
Brie, duck confit, salmon, mousse (chocolate)
I fear that he will die before he goes to prison. Oh, well, the weather's been great.
I once suggested that representative zones be randomly scattered. Sort of like counting 1 2 3 to divide up groups of conference attendees. So your neighbors would be represented by different council members but have similar concerns. No chance of gerrymandering. The city hated my idea.
Most of the people on Medicaid in my home state, 67%, are little old ladies in nursing homes.
I think President Zelensky should get it. Or Barack Obama, again.
I forwarded it to my senators asking, "Is this for real?" Luckily, Amy and Tina are my senators.
Similarly in gardening, buying seed packets and planting seeds are two separate but equal hobbies.
When will they all discover that they were played about everything. They lost themselves to stroke the egos of maniacs.
Dude, a jury decided that Chauvin was solely responsible for George Floyd's death. Take some time and read the testimony given at the trial.
It was proven in court that Derek Chauvin was responsible for George Floyd's death. It was proven that the 3 other cops were responsible for not responding.
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
I believe the bomb fell out of a window. Defenestration by proxy.
This is exactly what Trump wanted. America crumbles, Russia takes over, and Trump stays rich and out of prison.
"Comes A Time" is a great song.
Is that James Buchanan?
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
Shame on you. This bill is a piece of garbage. Shut down the government and make Republicans negotiate.
In Minnesota, our governor is planning on doing that. God bless Tim.
I tend to use a spin backfist. It's effective, and I feel like I am turning the other cheek.
Spineless.
Snowplow stuck on my street. It's a steep hill. The only thing stopping the plow is the curb.
In 2025 in the United States of America instead of having the first woman president, we have a Nazi in the White House.
Trump, the bully, tries his bullshit with the kid who beats up bullies. Goes badly.
Someone, come get your grandpa.
Didn't one of his space toys blow up the other day?
Musk is setting up Trump for all of the anger from right-wing disciples when the shit hits their fan.
Has he gotten Co-President Musk's okay for this? I dare a reporter to ask.
Oh, they've gotten better jobs for other governments by now.
I had shingles when I was 50, 16 years ago. Had a streak of "burned" skin from my chest across my back. Still get a shock of pain every once in a while. Get your shingles shot!
Can Germany please arrest him?
Great. Now my dealer is going have to carry COVID vaccine along with Plan B. My dude is being stretched thin.
Does he know that active duty servicemembers are on food stamps because their pay doesn't cover the basics?
As a Minnesotan, I am glad that we have Tim Walz to protect us from the Orange Shitstain.
Why is Elon Musk getting access to Treasury records regarding Social Security?
And why is Elon Musk getting access to Treasury records for Social Security?
Lock him up.
Somebody called Musk "Auschwitztic" instead of autistic and I am done.
The metro area is warmer. Minneapolis and Saint Paul are hot spots, literally and figuratively.
JFK was a young vibrant healthy energetic man at his inauguration. TFG is none of those.
Um, isn't his golf course in Scotland powered by windmills?
Canada is the reason the world had to write down rules for conduct during war.
How about Canada annexing Minnesota? Half of the world's population thinks we are Canadian. We'd get those cool loonie coins. They'd get the Mayo Clinic.
I love it when I open Bluesky for updates on the impending doom, and the first thing I see is a beautiful mushroom. Things might be okay.
This is the actual "war on Christmas".
Like someone would recognize her in public. She's not AOC.
Germans were excited about the Anschluss and the annexation of the Sudetenland, too. How'd that work out, I wonder?
Elon Musk is complete scum. He was willing to decimate the economy so he could build technology and AI in China.
My cousin was a child during the polio crisis. Her mother kept her out of school for 4 years.
Any slime mold?
Dude still looks like 50,000 other dudes.
I want you to want me, I need you to need me.
Can a country refuse an Ambassador? Like, no thanks, we're good?
I would be honored.
Holy moly. MAGA is losing their mind over an uncovered video from 2016 where Donald Trump says people should use the bathroom they feel is inappropriate and speaks out against trans bathroom bills. Feel free to share this so MAGA implodes.
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Someone brought puppies to the meeting. No, I did not bring her home. I was tempted.
