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Ben Siemon

@benjaminjs.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

I'm so worried Vance will get stellar ratings for doing the bare minimum like not tariffing everything for no reason and hopefully firing RFK. Good problems to have.

2/9/2025, 3:38:22 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not sure. One thing I saw suggested they couldn't endorse a candidate without pre approval. I hope that isn't true.

2/9/2025, 3:34:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he announces he's dead.

2/9/2025, 3:09:19 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for him.

1/9/2025, 11:50:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

OK internet theories have me convinced Trump had a stroke event a few days ago as a part of a larger medical issue & he's currently slurring his words so they're gonna keep him from speaking publicly until it resolves itself but the media doesn't care. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

1/9/2025, 10:38:41 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most realistic thing about "Alien: Earth" is that in the distant future they're still watching "Ice Age" movies because Hollywood is barely making anything new anymore.

1/9/2025, 6:49:38 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the first time I've ever typed "no cap" and even in jest it feels wrong.

1/9/2025, 5:28:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

No cap, Daniel, I enhanced his enhanced picture. WTF is GOING ON with TROMP?

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1/9/2025, 5:26:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"George Soros orders 2 more seasons of "The Other Two.""

1/9/2025, 3:48:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God, can you imagine being so personally rich you could just entirely fund the revival of a canceled TV show you liked, just for your own pleasure? That's almost the idea of a movie or TV show in of itself.

1/9/2025, 3:42:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two monsters always trying to make children disappear.

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1/9/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm kinda confused about the "Chorus" stuff. I don't care if influencers are funded so they can spread Democratic messages & build an audience, but I wouldn't like if their speech is restricted or if they can't endorse candidates they're excited about because our current leadership is garbage.

1/9/2025, 3:34:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite TikTok trend in the one where nurses say Trump has congestive heart failure.

31/8/2025, 10:16:59 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

Trump has stacked the press corps so far to the right instead of anyone asking "so what's really going on with Trump's hand?" it's only questions like "are trans people going to be labeled as terrorists?"

31/8/2025, 9:43:35 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know whenever I get in a car accident it's always directly after I've generously helped a woman in distress.

31/8/2025, 9:08:00 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh, it's better than nothing!

31/8/2025, 6:31:33 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Same here!

31/8/2025, 6:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Based on the Sunday shows the entire collective media seems to really be pushing the idea we should be ok with the military occupation of only Democratic cities and it's very chilling.

31/8/2025, 4:14:02 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly right. ABC seems to be pushing viewers to believe we should embrace losing all freedoms in order to have less...carjackings? The questions are insanely one sided to promote Trump's agenda.

31/8/2025, 3:11:59 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you live in LA you know this is absolute insanity, a complete fabrication. The troops sent here did nothing but cause headaches and trouble. We didn't need them at all. We live in the most insane of times.

31/8/2025, 2:54:53 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Daniel you shouldn't have been able to overhear these conversations if you were having your own conversation about K Pop Demon Hunters as pop culture law dictates.

31/8/2025, 2:50:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess when you pay Trump a lawsuit bribe your network becomes a mouthpiece for the administration.

31/8/2025, 2:05:39 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe they released "The Making of Frozen 2" and let us see how messy the process of making a film can get.

31/8/2025, 2:03:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The PCHH discussion was very interesting!

31/8/2025, 12:29:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

I like Nina as a judge, always have, but she's been MIA twice already. The episode with only Law Roach as a judge was a big letdown.

31/8/2025, 12:18:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the show returns I hope they ditch that gimmick it just starts and ends every episode with a bad taste.

30/8/2025, 11:42:22 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know how an ad agency thinks I'd want the ability to put clothes ON pictures of Dylan Efron.

30/8/2025, 10:12:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Disney's "Wish" is a good example of when there's so much pressure for something to be a sure hit, it becomes overdeveloped to an extent that is becomes the exact opposite.

30/8/2025, 8:58:44 PM | 149 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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We went from thinking he was dead to him tweeting about bad marble work but at least TikTok fed me a bunch of videos from nurses who all believe he's really starting to get sick.

30/8/2025, 8:34:36 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will be looking forward to your drawing, Gerardo!

30/8/2025, 5:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hard seeing the old posts in the feed. We were all so hopeful.

30/8/2025, 3:58:48 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was fun to dream.

30/8/2025, 1:53:55 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

It's fun that after all we've been through we can still just dream, even if only for a little bit until the next time we dream again.

30/8/2025, 8:00:31 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hard to accept that our country used to have a lot of things going for it, but for a long time, especially now, it's absolute garbage & if I could have a viable career as an animation writer somewhere else, I would do it, but "Bluey" is written by one talented guy and that's not too helpful.

30/8/2025, 3:02:40 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are you going to catch up on the latest "Annoying Orange" videos? Have you gone insane?

30/8/2025, 2:42:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

It just seems like other countries should let you immigrate if you write them a very nice letter.

30/8/2025, 2:41:14 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

A fellow apartment resident returned by SAG/AFTRA card from the building's laundry room and I can't believe I almost lost my favorite coaster.

30/8/2025, 2:37:22 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's just truly insane to me that Trump seems to have regularly been getting IV treatments for something and it hasn't leaked anywhere.

30/8/2025, 2:28:53 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin Newsom gets you all excited fighting against Trump with one breath and then with the next is like "but let's also make being trans or homeless illegal."

30/8/2025, 2:02:56 AM | 19 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm very excited to see what you've cooked up without S&P messing with your ingredients!

30/8/2025, 1:58:47 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

I like that we all can just say "maybe it will happen soon" and everyone knows and agrees.

30/8/2025, 1:33:48 AM | 47 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

When you have a "Chad" face you play a lot of Chads.

30/8/2025, 12:19:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, it was more of a 50th anniversary party for my parents.

30/8/2025, 12:15:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

My aunt thought a bunch of 40-70 year olds should play kickball at a family reunion and while she is awesome it was the worst idea possible.

29/8/2025, 10:05:28 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I hope it continues to go this way, I have to hope even the Supreme Court knows how insane all of this is, but I have so little faith.

29/8/2025, 9:38:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bye bye ghoul. Hoping dems can somehow pick a good candidate that at least stands a chance considering the over performance for democrats in the special election.

29/8/2025, 4:25:05 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Kendra episode is a challenging one, but it was interesting to see how her making such a cruel and selfish decision lead her to a new community. I assume we're led to believe she wouldn't do such a thing again.

29/8/2025, 1:12:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

Binged "Long Story Short" on the plane and it was a funny and special little show. Plenty of great jokes and teared up a few times!

29/8/2025, 1:43:15 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who could have imagined moving people and giving them nowhere to go and no resources wouldn't solve homelessness?

28/8/2025, 12:35:09 PM | 35 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning

27/8/2025, 9:09:58 PM | 11735 2477 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insane someone on Fox News was allowed to say something even close to this.

27/8/2025, 4:48:53 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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We ALL want vaccines, you gravelly voiced wrinkle bag in jeans.

27/8/2025, 4:41:23 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't think they want a chance to terrorize Tim Walz? But you could very well be right!

27/8/2025, 4:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume Trump is going to send military to takeover Minneapolis to "stop crime" instead of doing anything to solve the real problem of gun control and easy access to guns for the mentally unwell.

27/8/2025, 4:11:15 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't believe we should force people to come out before they're ready unless they're the Crumbl cookie CEO.

27/8/2025, 4:01:32 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'd skip dinosaur class to smoke cigarettes behind the volcano.

27/8/2025, 3:58:51 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good.

27/8/2025, 1:16:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Velasco (@artvelasco.com) reposted

Great news for animation, but RIP to every pitching creator who will have to hear "We're looking for the next KPDH" for the next 10 or so years.

27/8/2025, 12:19:53 PM | 1505 314 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social)

Thanks, John Roberts.

26/8/2025, 9:28:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the people who made it will receive no bonuses of any kind.

26/8/2025, 9:04:19 PM | 145 49 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is solely because a few windmills "ruined" the views at one of his golf courses. It's not the energy industry bribing him. He just hates that they can be seen from one of his golf courses, one not even here in the United States.

26/8/2025, 4:33:43 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, man!

26/8/2025, 4:06:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was very exciting to write an original little short for Rapunzel! youtu.be/tj54idlHV2c?...

26/8/2025, 3:46:19 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will play at 1.5X speed no matter what you try to do.

26/8/2025, 1:24:20 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does the innocent person say? "I've done nothing wrong but I'll immediately resign?"

26/8/2025, 12:37:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please let him have greyscale.

25/8/2025, 6:49:01 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're screaming socialism for Zohran Mamdani wanting to open government-run grocery stores in food deserts while Trump wants to take over the entire tech industry.

25/8/2025, 2:55:07 PM | 26 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe someone should tell Snoop Pixar is deleting all LGBTQ representation in their movies even if it causes them to become hollowed out husks of their original visions and cause Disney to lose millions of dollars, so he can rest easy.

24/8/2025, 9:49:20 PM | 39 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Siemon (@benjaminjs.bsky.social) reply parent

I think when we can feature more obscure and older characters in a way that still makes the episodes exciting for fans of the current shows we do but our showrunners aren't going to make decisions based on fan requests, but it is helpful to know who people want to see. We'll have to wait and see!

24/8/2025, 5:51:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like he gave up on going to heaven.

24/8/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Things Trump does are not distractions he is just doing multiple bad things at once and I'm not donating to any Democrat who uses this worthless rhetoric as a talking point.

24/8/2025, 2:43:04 PM | 33 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's worthless every step of the way. No strategy whatsoever at any point.

24/8/2025, 1:11:42 PM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so brave for Gavin Newsom to stand up for all the people that are politically convenient to him.

23/8/2025, 6:27:33 PM | 34 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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My brother in law's last name is "Dick" and Arby's won't let him sign up for the rewards program because they think he's being vulgar.

23/8/2025, 4:14:22 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can rent a car but you can't live your life authentically? Ridiculous. Newsom could have chosen nuance and compassion on elements of trans issues but instead he's trying to appeal to people who will never vote for him in a million years.

23/8/2025, 4:04:57 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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This should not be how our justice system works.

23/8/2025, 3:29:09 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He must be shaking so many hands.

23/8/2025, 12:21:55 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cruelty of this administration increases by the day. I hope we somehow survive it,

22/8/2025, 11:21:05 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then she was immediately moved to a luxury prison.

22/8/2025, 7:01:01 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Southwest Airlines is changing their seating so the first six rows have more leg room so they can charge more for them when assigned seating begins 🙄

22/8/2025, 6:58:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great news!

22/8/2025, 6:54:48 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Already got my first mailer telling me to vote against gerrymandering California. It's going to be very interesting learning who funds them.

22/8/2025, 2:23:58 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "Cracker Barrel" stuff is just insane. The new logo is fine. They made it look like... a cracker barrel. I don't see how removing a weird old man on a chair is woke but then again they tried to destroy an entire beer empire for giving 1 trans woman a special can 1 time.

22/8/2025, 1:03:48 AM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I realize I try to write swan paddle boats into WAY too many cartoons. I also realize I will not stop.

21/8/2025, 11:42:26 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You think conservatives are being silly about the new Cracker Barrel logo until you learn they took that old cartoon man behind the barn and SHOT him for not being woke enough.

21/8/2025, 11:34:13 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I got the most depressing ending.

21/8/2025, 9:33:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels like a punch in the gut. What a cruel governor.

21/8/2025, 8:21:42 PM | 28 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am very excited.

21/8/2025, 2:58:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York can't even try to do anything until 2028 as far as I understand.

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21/8/2025, 1:13:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And where is that happening, JD?

20/8/2025, 11:36:44 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see it passing, but I am also basing that just on gut instinct. I guess we'll find out.

20/8/2025, 11:09:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see a future where Texas' redistricting goes unchallenged, SCOTUS kills what's left of the Voting Rights Act but still finds some way to say California doing the same thing is illegal and we're in minority rule for an unforeseeable future. Happy Wednesday!

20/8/2025, 11:04:09 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Atheist Non-Conforming Autumn" begins.

20/8/2025, 10:55:30 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know, Dellanore. I don't think you should eat ONLY avocados. This sounds like when you went on that Acai bowl fix, and I really didn't like smuggling contraband saplings from Brazil.

20/8/2025, 10:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, Gary! Borrow it as long as you need. Are you finally cutting off that unruly hair of yours?"

20/8/2025, 9:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"That makes sense. You really have blown up like a balloon! But always happy to help a neighbor in need."

20/8/2025, 9:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Avocado, thank you!" "Wow Dellanore, these avocados from your backyard tree are so tasty!"

20/8/2025, 9:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hey everyone, we're "Radioactive Shrimp," and to get started all we need is a one word suggestion!

A picture of an improv team.
20/8/2025, 9:41:30 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never question his abilities.

20/8/2025, 7:48:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Working in children's entertainment means you become aware that VERY serious conversations and strategy meetings are had about if two tween characters are going to exchange a knowing glance at the end of something, hug.... or KISS!

20/8/2025, 5:10:47 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view