I know it’s all bad faith bs BUT I keep thinking about how the whole “reason” we apparently can’t pass any effective gun control legislation to prevent mass shootings is the idea that we need an armed populace in case the federal government decides to invade our cities and towns. Like??????????
I love how much in love you are with John Cena's press tour material.
I feel like this should be in the bridge of a protest song.
I wish we were more communist! *Monkey's paw curls* Hey fuck you Monkey's Paw! Read a fucking book idiot!
It makes me uncomfortable he had an obviously rehearsed lie for this.
Could they not be having a little with regard to American spec ops in south America or are they being serious?
No but there were these giant hex bolts sticking out the sides of his neck for some reason. Maybe it's a new kind of insulin pump?
Is there any literature I can pick up that describes how capitalism leads inexorably to fascism or is that a new idea I just had?
Sadly no!
Genuinely appreciate as smart and up to date as we all are, none of us saw this coming.
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So are the "bullies". By that I just mean, there has been a sea change on how the rest of us engage with disinformation. We're all 30-40 years old too and refuse to believe people like Stancil are engaging in good faith. They have their conclusions and use data to back into them. Kick rocks buddy!
Remember how we all spent 2024 talking about what a strong candidate Joe Biden was and how the economy is working for everyone and wouldn’t be a problem
There it is.
I guess $8,000 is $8,000...
Woah, abroad? Sexist much?
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social - any idea why something with the word "sweat" in the name might not be selling anymore? Follow-up question, is this the precursor to egirl bathwater?
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we’ve been cooked ever since they replaced cheat codes with micro transactions
@miq.moe
What's the human equivalent of putting a wooden spoon over the top of the pot?
OtterBox makes great cases but they insist on using the old timey red pajama butt flap for the charging port which inevitably gets weak at the hinge and comes off after a while.
they’re so close
it wasnt covid restrictions that turned people crazy, it was a group of immoral cynical right wing media grifters who took advantage of their scared followers to get clicks and subscribers and make money
Who else is ready for cosy season? 🙋🏻♀️
They mean the Republicans that want to do all the stuff Trump has done but without gluing gold paneling to the oval office.
The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
@katie.bzky.team is this true?
It is really funny how he has to censor the word on the free speech website. Makes it look like one of those guys that calls it Sp*rts 😡 or Sporpsball 😡or something when they see a football clip
at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
I'm not a doctor but is it good to have black voids where my eyes and mouth should be?
I feel like this is never more prevalent than when you tell people what Charlie Kirk actually believes. All this debatelord nonsense falls apart when you show a normal person that Charlie Kirk thinks Taylor Swift should "submit" to her husband.
What's an aas bitch?
I have one of those too... Was it the radiator fins?
The last few days I've gone to sleep I've thought... Today could be the day.
When i have to throw out spoiled meat I just won a brutal bid for power.
What insane acting school did all these people go to for doing ads for mobile games? They all have the exact same intonation and cadence.
I don't know what she thinks far left means but she aint it. The yglesias label is 😘👌
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
You had me at hotdog filled crust.
I wasn't sure about blocking an entire magazine but Christ when you look at who they employ it only makes sense.
wait a second, we could be in cookie dough and bibimbap heaven but the US government decided NOT TO BOTHER?????
I don't see his reflection in the mirror. Is that good?
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Why are these posts nearly identical?
They need to make a pill that helps you sleep.
We need to burn this DARVO attitude out of people who insist that any negative reactions to asking for an ounce of accountability or respect is the fault of people being abused and trodden on and not solely the fault of people who can't handle being told they're wrong about something.
I've only ever made 30 at a time so you're definitely kicking ass.
0.4% of Democrats might be lying about being Democrats.
I feel like if Trump had a really good fall he'd burst into goo like that senator from the first X-Men movie.
Foundation.
Fuck you robots.
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Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
You're not supposed to actually get caught being an extreme piece of shit during the "sport of kings" and make all the other rich assholes look bad. Do that on your own time.
I'm not sure if it's cause or effect but if your net worth ever gets above a certain amount there is almost no doubt you are a sociopath.
... savory pop tarts kinda makes sense. And I know hot pockets exist, this is different.
It would be so funny to me to write a scene in a movie where the cops finally come to check out the serial killer's house and they get to the trap door above the kill room and he's covered the operating table and knives with ball pit balls and the cops laugh it up and go back to their car.
I 100% agree with what you're saying but why would he call 911 on himself? Maybe he thinks the cops would just automatically take his side...
Flagged down by a woman who apparently fled in such a hurry she forgot her phone. Giuliani calls 911 and waits for the cops, something that should be easily verifiable, or maybe he's relying on the thin blue line to cover for him? Then rear-ended on the highway? How fast was the other car going?
Lest you say "it's not like that in the United States," I am currently representing a person facing criminal charges for - and this is true - saying "protect trans kids" during a school board meeting
I'm sure this will work out fine.
BlueAnon
Limericks to what song?
When I definitely want to prove I'm alive beyond a shadow of a doubt i reuse week old golf photos.
During my 2023 campaign, I had tremendous support from donors in district, across the commonwealth and across the country. That led to the Rs to cry “out of state money!” … all while the Governor flooded downballot races with major money he raised from out of state donors. ⬇️ Nothing’s changed.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Marisa vs New York Times.
*watching trump and co follow a hundred year old fascist playbook to a T* this isnt fascism. this is something worse .. this is like being ruled by disabled people
Holy mackerel
Never will get why Democrats—who should understand privilege!—so often use their first thought that frames their entire message, and the only line most people read, to spread Republican lies.
What system of government do you think Dr. Mengele operated under, you weird ass loser
I'll say it. It's bad and everyone who disagrees is lying to themselves.
Whatever it takes. I'm just upset.
It's me and Danica Roem! @pwcdanica.bsky.social I will destroy anyone in her path.
Another splash of gasoline for the bonfire of wishful thinking.
Tbf some reporter commented that he had no events planned and JD opened his big mouth about being ready to take over so it's not out of nowhere.
All the other aliens seem to, y'know, acclimate well. Like, conversations don't come to a screeching halt as Una doesn't understand some idiom Pike uses. And he's supposed to be the smartest one! He works with humans all day, is half human, and can't even mask well? We get it, he's on the spectrum.
kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though
Quick quesh... What's gonna happen to his body?
Fitting into size 36 jeans after way too long. More to go but it feels nice.
I'm the first one.
it’s fucking wild that the vice president assassinated the president & the media is silent on it
Whoever invented the eye pull thing. Fuck you.
Something is in the air. What if we are smelling something that hasn't even entirely happened yet
It's cool you can do that.
National day of four day weekend.
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Bluesky right now.
Manifesting this 🙏 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
If trump dies they're blaming it on the vaccine.