But then we will miss his great punditry like saying Eric Adams should be the democratic nominee for president.
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But then we will miss his great punditry like saying Eric Adams should be the democratic nominee for president.
Narrator: It's not less annoying.
Why are you open? See there are these things called rent and food and they require money...
Cool story bro. Quick question: Still think Eric Adams is a good pick for the democratic party to run for president?
Bonus description of 7th Avenue during the Christmas season from another fic. I swear I love NYC! 😂
This was my description of Times Square in the fic I just posted.
Ok I am immediately bringing up the BTTF 3 game on my emulator because it cannot possibly be that bad.
Unrelated but if you give birth on Labor Day do you unlock a secret bonus level?
Part of the issue is journalists afraid to call a lie a lie and the pointlessness of both sidesism to create the facade of neutrality.
With you there in spirit!
Michelle Obama destroyed a government agency and put all American lives at risk?
I just said Happy Labor Day to someone which is not only a weird thing to say but they were actually working at the time and I feel like this would be the equivalent of saying Happy Halloween to a real ghost.
Could also go an angsty vibe that he thinks Henry is cheating on him, but then women start smelling like him and he's like WTF?
Me with my fics:
That is not a crown I enjoy wearing. The problem is my brain loves creating fics but hates the actual writing process. 😭
(Looks nervously at my 20 plus WIPs) Uhh......
Maybe he should look for that data on the tariffs shelf.
I am extremely confused right now because it's the day before laundry day and I have a stack of my "nice" shirts still available. Did I forget to wear clothes this week?
It's The Tell-Tale Heart except it's all my WIPs screaming at me from my Google docs folder.
Now do Rick Scott.
I was 2 blocks away and I would never, ever call myself a survivor.
He has been wearing makeup for all these years to confuse us when the body double takes over.
Dual citizens are permitted to be federal judges.
Me to the Mets playoff hopes:
I'm not going to even ask which half because I will take what I can get at this point.
If only I could fall asleep in a poppy field completely drugged out of my mind and wake up when someone waves a wand and makes it all better.
This was my first thought as well! 😭
Alex drags Henry to a custom fragrance shop to recreate his natural scent. He is alarmed when he starts smelling Henry on complete strangers and he later finds out that Henry's scent has become the store's most popular item. #RWRBprompts
Very Alex core 🤣
Potential employer: So you have Life Custodian listed in your resume for the past 13 years? Me: Yes. I am a wife, a mother, and a volunteer for several organizations so I spend my days cleaning up other people's messes.
I posted something after what felt like years and I forgot the little rush of excitement every time I get a notification of a comment.
I hate Mondays off. They are like fake Sundays and then I walk around the rest of the week with a false sense of what day it is like I'm on a cruise.
I didn't have enough characters to explain but just in case anyone is curious, the abdicate is frustrating because Henry can't abdicate, only the King or Queen can.
Ok, as promised, I've made this challenge more difficult for myself. For each letter I will give you the first thing I thought of, a deeper thing and something that frustrates me. Here we go: A First thought: Alex Further thought: Author Frustrating thought: Abdicate #ABCsofRWRB
Mochi plugs? We going international with this idea?
I was so grateful when mine hit middle school and I didn't have to make him lunch anymore. In my town the elementary schools don't have cafeterias.
It's supposed to be slathered in simple syrup. If I can pick it up with my hands and not have to remove layers of goop from my fingers with a putty knife then something has gone horribly wrong.
Son: Ugh, I can't believe I start school on Tuesday. Me:
😭😭😭
I should have known there was an issue when they gave me a side of honey with it.
They missed his most famous one: If the glove don't fit, Thanos must remit.
I totally understand why some spiders eat their young.
I just ate a completely dry baklava and I'm not sure how that is even possible.
Pretty sure the ignorance of the law is no excuse applies to attorneys as well.
Damn monkey paw screws us over again.
Just under no circumstances call them weird. 🙄
If anyone can do it, it's you!
I'm on my way!
Omg this is Princess Kate all over again. (Puts on tinfoil hat). Let's fucking do this!
The military which existed for hundreds of years before the tariffs would immediately obliterate without them. Cool story bro.
I hope one day to have a legacy as great as this one:
I hate this reboot of Say Anything.
Covering her eyes and sticking her fingers in her ears: yep, absolutely no threat I can see.
Hey Democrats, this guy should be a party leader but I'm sure you will just try to restrain him.
Being in your forties is great because sometimes you wake up and a random part of your body decides to stop working correctly.
Lot of words there to say yes.
Someone should call him about crime the same way someone should call you about pet care.
Is he arguing that today's bread is not rising to the occasion? I'll see myself out.
Ya know usually when someone makes an allegation the burden of proof is on them.
Remember when Congress used to be a separate branch of government?
It is not the job of the National Guard to be an auxiliary police squad.
Our country is burning down around us but please let's clear up what was said in 2008 and 2010 because that's what the people are clamoring for.
I'm sure this display will only increase recruitment and we won't have any shortages if and when a true emergency happens.
He really is putting the BS in a Bachelor of Science in Pharmacy.
People like this think that being transgender is a gateway to criminality.
Joe Friday he is not.
The when at Wimbledon is hilarious. What does the one with the 3, are they movie screens, say?
Ah yes because humans without guns are capable of committing mass shootings.
I have a draft of a Superman type Alex who can fly but is afraid of heights and goes to see a therapist about it without revealing his superpowers.
You are forgiven.
Ohhh tell me more 😏
Thank you!!!!! ♥️♥️
Law Student Alex meet ugly turned cute with Baseball Player Henry. Now completed and posted for your viewing pleasure: #RWRBfics archiveofourown.org/works/70089511
youtu.be/edk_pI16Yzk?...
Huh, that explains a lot actually.
One of my favorite movies of all time is Dave. Thinking about this for no particular reason this morning.
I assumed such a position was appointed through an electoral process.
I'm envisioning a Weekend at Bernie's scenario where they release a picture of him slumped over in a golf cart.
Yelling at things with @estr19.bsky.social is so much fun! 😈
She has been doing that since The Princess Diaries. youtube.com/shorts/ttoBU...
Oh no, I'm so sorry.
Me writing my fic, so close to finishing.
The day I learned how to make memes it was all over for my productivity. 😭
I would like to make a motion to prohibit any anniversaries beyond 10 years because it makes me feel too old. Any seconds?
Would I need to tie them together on Ladder Day or would any day be ok to try this?
He needs both to drink a glass of water so possibly.
So can politicians.
No one on the right side of history has ever used the phrase "adjust their morals."
Nice try but crime statistics are based upon arrests not prosecutions unless you are claiming that all the police officers are Democrats.
Sure for your biggest donors.
No one on the right side of history has ever used the phrase "adjust their morals."
Before someone can run for office they should make them take a civics course so they learn about such things like separation of powers.
There is a groundhog turf war happening in my backyard right now.
Even the Kool-Aid Man would say that's too much.
Omg feel better!
