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Bernie's Barber

@berniesbarber.bsky.social

Dad of daughters. Music guy. Whiskey guy. Dog and cat guy. Unapologetic curser. I vote blue because it's the right thing to do. Fuck Donald Trump. He owes me money. #EatTheRich

created October 10, 2024

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Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social)

Tax these motherfuckers. Then send the people that donated to him to a psych ward. #fuckyourgod #jesusflewcommercial

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Way to rise up San Diego Labor Day โœŠ

1/9/2025, 8:29:02 PM | 3480 1075 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ditto.

A little collie with a black-and-brown face and white-and-black body sits in her humanโ€™s arms with a sign reading, โ€œI BITE FASCISTSโ€
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30/8/2025, 10:49:14 PM | 216 124 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly.

1/9/2025, 9:42:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just get in the fucking box already.

1/9/2025, 9:33:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck that bitch right to hell.

1/9/2025, 9:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Shawn ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’™

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31/8/2025, 9:51:15 PM | 853 315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social)

I'm not sure what you mean by "feel." I really don't do that well, at the moment. What i will have is out of control restless leg syndrome with all my friends at the bar on a dance floor. #yerdyindonnie #presidentkidfucker #noheavenforyou #fuckyourentirelineage

1/9/2025, 8:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:00:05 PM | 75 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social)

It's gotta be the presidential diapers.

1/9/2025, 6:31:52 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This person is all of us.๐Ÿคฃ

1/9/2025, 6:26:59 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:26:10 AM | 809 368 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mayor of Simpleton -XTC youtu.be/Ciq0wlhwUVw?...

1/9/2025, 6:14:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Working in the Coalmine - DEVO music.youtube.com/watch?v=0O44...

1/9/2025, 6:12:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins youtu.be/Pf0_Be5PPPU?...

1/9/2025, 6:10:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Helpline Operator - The The youtu.be/H9q0pT71QIA?...

1/9/2025, 6:07:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love this song!

1/9/2025, 6:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It there any other way to be there?

1/9/2025, 6:04:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Connells

1/9/2025, 5:00:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Trooper

1/9/2025, 4:58:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happiness in Slavery

1/9/2025, 4:55:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read somewhere they recently did a Rock n Roll cruise event. That could have been fun!

1/9/2025, 4:55:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like to get to know you well.

1/9/2025, 4:49:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yyz

1/9/2025, 4:47:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Canary in a Coalmine

1/9/2025, 4:46:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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F.I.N.E.

1/9/2025, 4:45:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Silent Lucidity

1/9/2025, 4:44:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What Have I Done to Deserve This

1/9/2025, 4:43:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lil Devil- The Cult youtu.be/kZUABAirbE4?...

1/9/2025, 4:42:35 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they were a victim of that curse! Great album, though.

1/9/2025, 4:40:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Origin

1/9/2025, 4:38:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schoolboy Heart

1/9/2025, 4:37:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4?...

1/9/2025, 3:38:51 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever it is, I hope it hurts.

1/9/2025, 3:34:50 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real Real Real - Jesus Jones youtu.be/qBklIul0Rog?...

1/9/2025, 3:33:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social) reply parent

He's definitely dead on the inside. Hopefully his rot is contagious and spreads like syphilis through his cabinet.

1/9/2025, 3:32:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I got your order right here, Donny"

1/9/2025, 3:25:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social)

He's also committed more felonies than 99.9% of the people he's illegally deported.

1/9/2025, 3:06:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:08:16 PM | 1688 735 | View on Bluesky | view

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May he not wake up.๐Ÿ™

1/9/2025, 2:55:09 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kiss - Prince youtu.be/H9tEvfIsDyo?...

1/9/2025, 12:03:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social)

Yes. Yes it would.

31/8/2025, 9:08:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

31/8/2025, 9:05:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuckin mouth breather.

31/8/2025, 9:04:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This motherfucker slithers. He doesn't walk.

31/8/2025, 8:53:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once - Pearl Jam youtu.be/3i575s4hbu0?...

31/8/2025, 8:44:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So What - The Cure music.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYA...

31/8/2025, 7:08:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What Time Us It - Spin Doctors youtu.be/e86omL8uzks?...

31/8/2025, 7:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jaws.

31/8/2025, 6:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's On Your Mind - Information Society music.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrD...

31/8/2025, 6:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ’ฏ% agreed.....

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31/8/2025, 5:14:49 PM | 731 203 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:08:51 PM | 81 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernie's Barber (@berniesbarber.bsky.social)

Has this motherfucker ever had a 3 year old?

31/8/2025, 7:00:27 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Department of War? Don...you've never visited on duty warriors in your pathetic little life. This isn't a game, motherfucker.

31/8/2025, 6:56:12 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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She blew something.

31/8/2025, 6:19:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie Cook looks like he wasn't cooked long enough.

31/8/2025, 6:18:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want those files released, as well. Having him die would be fucking organic, tho.

31/8/2025, 6:08:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 53. I'll still jump that fence and make it pretty.

31/8/2025, 6:06:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I won't take anything less than pix or an invitation to piss on his grave.

31/8/2025, 5:37:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:21:51 AM | 1049 268 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wasn't shot enough.

31/8/2025, 5:25:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:23:30 AM | 26 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right wing women are ignorant.

31/8/2025, 5:23:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅMollyโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ–ค (@akaanangrymom.bsky.social) reposted

youtube.com/watch?v=bWXa...

31/8/2025, 4:50:57 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, Don. No Heaven for you, you fuck.

31/8/2025, 5:19:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GO UTES!

31/8/2025, 5:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kash always looks like he sat on a dick.

31/8/2025, 5:14:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, Don. I'm watching a stand up special by Nikki Glaser. It's called "Someday You'll Die.' You first, my guy. Hope it hurts.

31/8/2025, 5:13:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro, your mom already had the gun. Show up and I'll give you a bit.

31/8/2025, 4:59:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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42.5

31/8/2025, 4:40:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody that pays 5M should be shot.

31/8/2025, 4:40:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truth.

Sign reading:
30/8/2025, 2:37:40 PM | 1060 342 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows his mom used to get naked for cameras. Teenage boys are disgusting.

31/8/2025, 3:26:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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โ€ฆ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป..

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30/8/2025, 4:01:45 AM | 55 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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He certainly looks dead to me. Can we bury him?

31/8/2025, 3:25:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs a good hotel ballroom floor.

31/8/2025, 3:22:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm okay with this.

31/8/2025, 1:01:34 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don, I know you dont read this, but we all really need you this vein disease to take you. The whole world hates you. Please, for everything that matters in life, go fuck yourself. Seriously.

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Bummer.

31/8/2025, 12:44:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoot to Trill - AC/DC music.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoW...

31/8/2025, 12:30:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Treat Yo Mamma - John Butler Trio music.youtube.com/watch?v=U9a3...

31/8/2025, 12:27:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death is coming, Donny. We can't wait.

31/8/2025, 12:25:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band youtu.be/7JtCA0esyOU?...

31/8/2025, 12:22:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brain Stew - Green Day youtu.be/UNq9gmY_Oz4?...

30/8/2025, 8:18:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've already applied for my fast pass.

30/8/2025, 8:16:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike, we all know you like dick. Just come out and tell everyone how you're in love with Lindsay Graham. #kidfuckers

30/8/2025, 7:57:18 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:54:54 PM | 56 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better be a ninja blender

30/8/2025, 7:52:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:53:57 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you get a solid handy from Noem or did she shoot your dog?

30/8/2025, 6:03:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully it's the light he needs to go to.

30/8/2025, 6:01:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dad of 2 daughters, here. Keep your shit off theirs, as well. We're coming after you and your invasive, unconstitutional and cruel laws as soon as he dies.

30/8/2025, 5:50:33 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're on thier way to some no good.

30/8/2025, 5:38:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your tax dollars hard at work. Don will find a way to not pay them and blame it on Obama. #presidentkidfucker #releasethefiles

30/8/2025, 5:27:42 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dingdongthedonisdead

30/8/2025, 5:24:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When do they start weekly neighborhood clean-ups?

30/8/2025, 5:20:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fear this will be ignored.

30/8/2025, 5:16:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view