Have ya'll notice the Creation Museum ad features a kangaroo without informing us exactly how kangaroos managed to make their way to the ark?
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Have ya'll notice the Creation Museum ad features a kangaroo without informing us exactly how kangaroos managed to make their way to the ark?
Oh my goodness my post about the irony of doing the thoughts and prayers thing over ANOTHER church shooting upset some Christians. That's too damn bad I don't worship your God, nor am I a member of your book club.
Am I the only one that sometimes screams, "It is just a story!" when the Ark Encounter commercials come on?
I swear some people are devolving to the point they are fucking leaving furrows in the ground with their knuckles as they amble along.
We are being asked to say prayers for people shot while praying in church and I just can't help but see the tragic irony in that.
This thread, in 12 parts, IMO, is almost certainly the most important thing you’ll read today. ⬇️
Feeling sick that I have to feel grateful somebody still has some common fucking sense.
They be thinning the herd.
Just finished my morning walk and I am glad to report they have FINALLY refreshed the parking lines at the little shopping center next door. The lines had become basically non existent and parking had devolved to a figuring it out for yourself.
This right here ⬇️
Totally disgusted with Snoop Dogg. Shit like his is why I no longer allow myself to become very invested in celebrities.
Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.
Unexpected besties: dog vs horse edition... 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky
🚨BREAKING: Third Circuit STRIKES DOWN Pennsylvania requirement that mail-in ballots that arrive in undated or misdated return envelopes be discarded. Court holds that Constitution requires they be counted. A big victory for our clients DSCC and DCCC and PA voters!
This piece of popcorn chicken looks decidedly fishy.
I've been on a mini cleaning and reorganizing binge that resulted in me replacing my non working handheld steamer with a spiffy 11 in 1 steam mop that provides with a steam mop that I can transform into a handheld steamer. This RV I call home is now neat, orderly, thoroughly steam cleaned.
Keep up the amazing work educating the ignorant. We need more people to do the exact same thing. #USDemocracy
This is a bit a good news.
“…Alaska was not just another drop in our overflowing bucket of mortifications. It was proof that for the next 41 months, no interlocutor can believe a word the U.S. president says….” George Will
Daily "aww" for today... 😊
Got my morning walk in despite the humidity being breathtakingly high. As I was walking it occurred to me that we've gone from pocket watches, to wrist watches, to pocket size cell phones, and now wrist watches that are mini computers that we can phone home from. Life really does go by fast.
Roses always bring smiles 🥰 #Flowers #RoseWednesday #Roses #Bloomscrolling #Anthophile #Photography
'Shocking': Texas flood victims left out to dry due to Trump admin 'funding lapse'
And I'm the Virgin Mary on a seatless unicycle holding the leash of a flying pig humping a rainbow farting unicorn.
You've followed me long enough to know I absolutely despise body shaming of any kind along with dissing those with bowel &/or bladder function issues just to say something snarky about the flaming yam, or anyone else.
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Sadly, this is the least surprising things I've read today.
A tl cleanse of sorts. 😂 The beauty that is Trae Crowder:
Watching so many on the left using depends and weight to go after the flaming yam is one of the reasons I am spending less and less time on social media. I am so sick of the self righteous left NEVER taking a look in the god damn mirror.
And if your reply to my posts about dissing everyone who wears depends just to get to the flaming yam, who could care less what you think about depends is, "Well I only do to it Trump" I'm going to fucking block your ass because NO you're dissing EVERYONE who wears depends.
So many people talking about how mean "others" are while blatantly dissing EVERYONE who wears depends just to say something nasty about the flaming yam.
This is a reminder that I refuse to say shit about the flaming yam possibly wearing depends because I am all to aware that many people have to wear them and I'm not going to be nasty to them just to get to the flaming yam.
If a hunter is stalking a water buffalo in order to kill it and add to their trophy collection and the water buffalo winds up killing the hunter that's NOT a fucking unprovoked attack. Stalking an animal to kill is provocation.
Got my early morning walk in and despite the temperature being in the low 70's the high humidity made it feel like I was walking in a sauna.
I just LOVE this!
I shocked, shocked I tell you to discover DOGE lied.
Glaciers across North America and Europe have lost an 'unprecedented' amount of ice in the past 4 years
Nuclear Experts Say Mixing AI and Nuclear Weapons Is Inevitable
No but his base believes every word he says and he knows it.
An egg yolk jelly in the Elliot Bay marina #MarineLife #Jellyfish #Seattle #FriedEgg #PhacellophoraCamtschatica #Nature #Invertebrates
I love this.
In Texas Politicians are choosing their voters.
Global friends? Please don't spend your money to visit America. You will be harassed and possibly hunted, no matter how much that 15K makes you feel safe. You know the worst of the American tourists who visit your home? They run this place and we are fast becoming a nation overrun by them.
Anybody with half a brain knew this is coming.
Shit like this is why I am doing my best to avoid my Trump loving neighbors.
This story is extremely deep www.motherjones.com/environment/...
We are so fucking doomed.
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
Wetlands are also a great defense against flooding.
Daily Beast: A Miami jury hit Tesla with a $329 Million verdict for a self driving Tesla that sped thru a stop sign and hit a parked car, killing one, severely injuring one. Plaintiffs’ lawyer reminded the jury of all the times Musk had boasted the Tesla autopilot could drive better than humans.
Scrolls through the news and pats myself on the back for never believing for one moment we would ever see the Epstein files. As for his girlfriend and fellow sex trafficker my money is on her getting a pardon.
Thank you so much. I wish the same for you.
I've already had a productive morning. I got a 1.5 mile walk in, filled the car up with gas, took it through the car wash, and stopped by Gibson's for some local honey.
The Ken Paxton who cheated in such an egregious manner that his equally vile wife just bailed on decades on marriage on "biblical grounds?" That Ken Paxton?
I thought it would be another not one bit of good news day but then I learned Hulk Hogan died and Candace Owens is being sued by the Macrons.
I see that Hulk Hogan has died. Who will Peter Thiel manipulate now to seek revenge against any media outlet that writes truth that discomforts him?
It's exactly what millions of Americans voted for. I wasn't one of them.
NEW: Over the years, Texas legislators have declined to pass at least three bills that would create siren or alert systems, a tool that Kerr County officials tried to secure for years before the July 4 flooding. By Lexi Churchill & @lomikriel.bsky.social, w/ @texastribune.org
Meanwhile the people who lost everything including loved ones in the flood are still struggling to survive.
The number of crosses and other memorial items in the little River Park and along Guadalupe Street makes taking my morning walking along a very sombre experience.
One year ago, Judge Luis Delgado wrote this concerning his order unsealing 200 pages of Grand Jury evidence from the case underlying Epstein’s cushy plea deal in Florida.
Scrolling through my timeline I am once more amazed that so many people truly believed the Epstein files would ever be made public.
With everything that’s going completely pear-shaped in this country, I really shouldn’t be wasting time finding and posting funny things in the internet, but yet, here we are.
My question is how many of them may be in those files?
Everyone does realize the 'A' in AI stands for artificial, right? AI is a tool, not the gospel. It's processing/analyzing more data at faster rates. But the data is provided, ultimately by people. The processing/analyzing is code, written by people. It requires testing, aka scrutiny.
My money is on those files NEVER getting released.
Epstein did not come from inherited wealth. His father worked in his own father’s “house wrecking” business. His grandparents were immigrants. He was gifted in math, spent a little time at Cooper Union & NYU, but never graduated. He taught math briefly at a prestigious private school, then… 1/3
This should do wonders for the tourist industry.
This is an excellent article concerning the flood that just devastated Kerr County. apple.news/A6DGJfkIbRH-...
Millions of Americans voted for this. This is what they wanted, and this is what they are getting.
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Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
Trump's personal echo chamber isn't letting go of the Epstein files saga as quickly or quietly as he hoped.
And millions of Americans vote for this and are cheering it on.
Another reason to be glad I've quit X, and who I am spending less and less time on social media all together.
Good morning there is once more raindrops on my window, and we are under another flood watch. The good news is the leak in my roof is fixed and I'm still on high ground.
Got my morning walk in early and saw where they are putting search and rescue boats in the water at the little river park behind us. Telemundo media is also there because Trump may pay the park a visit. No, I won't be attending the show they are putting on for him and by him.
They truly are Making Measles Great Again.
Death on a Texas River open.substack.com/pub/lincolns...
"We're thinking of all our friends in Texas. As you navigate this difficult time, please know you are not alone. We are here to support you and your family as you rebuild a sense of safety and comfort." 🙏🏾Sesame Street #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #BlueSkyVets #Voices4Victory www.kvue.com/article/news...
Morning. Just letting everyone know I'm doing okay. It's depressing as it gets right here in Kerrville. You can't go hardly anywhere without seeing the devastation the flooding has caused. My heart is broken for this who have lost loved ones in that flooding.
these hydrangeas at dusk are just 😩😍😍😍
And pigs will fly upon gossamer wings while humping unicorns.
I will never hear the sound of a helicopter now without thinking about the last couple of days of hearing and seeing so many of them in the air searching for survivors and those who didn't survive the flooding.
When I took my morning walk yesterday I was so saddened to see the once gorgeous little river park behind us was terribly trashed by the flood. Seeing a dead cow in the front lawn of someone's home brought back bad memories from floods when we were living in Australia.
Just a note to let those who care know I'm okay. Hopefully the leaking roof will get fixed today. As for the flood that left so much death and destruction I'm very saddened by it.
Just to let everyone know I was out of the flood zone but am dealing with a leaking roof and some other issues.
Del Monte Foods, the nearly 140-year-old company whose canned fruits and vegetables have long been grocery store staples, has filed for bankruptcy as it grapples with mounting debt, post-pandemic headwinds and shifts in consumer spending.
👏🏻👏🏻 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
It wasn't me
At this point, the "not all white people" defensiveness has reached the level of tone deafness and inability to read the room as the Bezos wedding and is as ugly as her Transformer Communion wedding dress.
This is what Trump supporters voted for. Even the ones living in hurricane prone areas and tornado alley. Go figure.
I see the on again off again Trump/Musk relationship is off again.
FEMA 🧵
The City of Tempe doesn’t like homeless people www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/tempe-t...
👀 Cool!
Obsessed with this incredible @chiosse.bsky.social clip x: www.instagram.com/reel/DLkHzBa...
The American Academy of Pediatricians bluntly telling us the current CDC can't be trusted, and of course they are absolutely correct publications.aap.org/aapnews/news...