Fuck all three men listed there and everyone who supports them but boyyyyyy "your DNA determines what dirt you get to live on"... C'est... comment dit-on... straight up motherfucking insane eugenicist bullshit are you out of your mind
Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live. Angry US Army vet. Much less angry geek. Huge bitch. Occasional writer. SAHM, but I try not to be a goddamn weirdo about it. Posts deleted monthly. She/her #YNWA
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Fuck all three men listed there and everyone who supports them but boyyyyyy "your DNA determines what dirt you get to live on"... C'est... comment dit-on... straight up motherfucking insane eugenicist bullshit are you out of your mind
Marriage is nice because you can tell all your hopes and dreams to someone who will stand by you while you continue to achieve none of them
"Oh Sarah, your penchant for hyperbole is.. Hang on i didn't think civilians could... Hmm. Oh well. It's more than fair."
All pickup trucks with Pennsylvania tags should be hit with RPGs and their drivers shot on sight
Get his ass, Governor
Oh my god I love it! That's awesome!
The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.
They cannot make us punish each other for perceived infractions. Cling to that.
When you open to this page, Kill Bill sirens should play.
grotesquely comic to have high ranking politicians coming out swinging in defence of *Graham Linehan*. guarantee if you showed most normal people a selection of Graham's tweets from the last decade (and told them it's all he's been doing all that time) they'd agree he should be punted into the sun
This is the face of a cartoon cat who is being confronted by its human owner when it still has the live goldfish swimming around in its mouth
Ok everyone agrees I get at least 48 hours to be obnoxious about this
For any of my friends in the UK, I recommend this. I love Tom Cox’s writing. His former publisher went belly-up, and he had a load of books he’s giving away for the price of postage.
Steve, please know that your fears are correct and the people in your life only tolerate you out of the same sense of obligation people feel towards dogs in a no-kill shelter that are unfit to be in a home.
This is what fascism comes from. Not economic conditions, not policy objections, but giving people a permission structure to indulge in performances of violence against an imagined subhuman enemy.
this is what annoys me so much when JD Vance does his anti multiculturalism ranting too. Like bro you are a Catholic convert married to a Hindu woman either stop lecturing me about how the founding fathers didn’t want a pluralistic society or stop living your life like pluralism is fine!
The Schmitt speech today is beyond reprehensible, but it’s also just such a weird moment in American politics where people like Schmitt have to reconstruct an alternate history where *they* are “Heritage Americans”. Bro you are German and Catholic the founding fathers did not want you on the team
The paper that concocted a conspiracy theory about Biden having Parkinsons has some thoughts on whether or not we're getting carried away in speculating about Donald Trumps health
What the reason?
I enjoy this show so much
He did have to toss the gurney from one hand to another, still mid-flight, because he was being kicked too much. These things do happen.
Don't worry about her though, the gurney she was strapped to fell out of the back of the helicopter in flight but Reacher caught it with one hand and held on as the helicopter flew
Reacher jumped up and caught the wheel of a helicopter, held on to it through takeoff and flight, then climbed aboard when they opened the back hatch to throw his lady friend out
Definitely a lost battle under this admin, but if we do eventually return to normalcy, would really appreciate a hard requirement that every announced use of force by the state be accompanied by stating the authority under which it occured
Our policy is whatever gets a bunch of smiles from a demented old man watching the TV.
I try really hard to not let that part of my brain drive, but she gets rowdy sometimes
I am absolutely stupid enough to do it out of spite, yes
I'm gonna ask Mike if we can be "married solo poly" and see if he checks me for other signs of a stroke
On one hand, I don't ever want to hear from the part of my brain that thinks the military is okay. We did it your way and it fucking sucked now shut the fuck up. On the other hand, it's nauseating to think "what if my state needed defending from my country"
My brain just asked me to consider if I'd pick up a gun in defense of the great state of Maryland, so that's my cue to go do a drug or two
Absolutely 100% agree, and I said when this bullshit started that Wes Moore needed to be ready to do the same
I'm in the exact same boat. My god, I need my brain back. It's terrible 😩
Apparently it was "married solo poly" ALL THAT DOES IS MAKE IT EVEN MORE THIS CLIP
AS WELL IT SHOULD HAVE
Way too many of you sound like this about way too many things tbh
Oh fuck, I just realized what the "solo poly" thing reminded me of! It's just normaling! youtu.be/BuTyC14OQw8?...
Nothing will stab you in the heart quite like a review of the goals you set for yourself in September of 2024, when you briefly thought that maybe you would not be spending the next year watching your country slide into fascism and authoritarianism.
HARDEST of agrees. You wanna play les buggeures risible, we will play les buggeures risible, and you will fucking lose.
I love it when a politician sounds like a human being who likes living in reality
The Democratic machine needs to get much better and more intentional about what stories they tell, and how. You know who I bet is fuckin amazing at that? Cinematographers ijs
Mike's home so I'm scrolling and trying to quiet my brain down. Unfortunately, that means I occasionally have pieces of an idea but absolutely no willpower to connect them motherfuckers
I hope someone smarter than me gets paid to write a book about Zohran and the impact his mother's cinematography background had on its success (thus far)
It certainly doesn't hurt anything that with a quick costume change, Pritzker could convincingly sell Dan Conner or Al Capone
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I'm in shambles
There's at least one (1) and apparently quite a few more. I'm so tired.
Yes! It was a computer person who said it! I haven't been right since hahaha
When it does happen we will know immediately because these people have never once in their lives kept a secret or turned down an opportunity for attention
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
In our defense, we aren't watching that either. But now I'm gonna go look at birds. That's a way better idea
if a democrat ever does the "but how will we pay for it" routine to weasel out of providing social services ever again i will go where they are and i will slap their face so hard that it flies off their head and does mode 7 style scaling and rotation
I just said that too!! "Gonna laugh my ass off if he died at 1:59"
This POTUS wouldn't voom if you put four million volts through him!
Hahahahahaha they can't find the right cocktail of drugs to get him coherent and vertical enough to be on camera
The millionaire CEO who stole a hat from a child at the US Open is, ultimately, indicative of the whole ruling class. This is what we’re up against, a small number of people and a system that will gladly and unapologetically steal from children and from all of us. www.jphilll.com/p/who-steals...
The costs certainly don't HELP But they aren't as upsetting as subjecting yourself to 40 weeks of body horror from which you will never fully recover.
An amusing thing I'm seeing split the TL, not in an adversarial way, is men saying we need to remove cost barriers to having children and women saying "we simply do not want to have additional children"
I don’t understand why we’re expected to agonize over the growth metrics of our favorite microblogging platform. I like Bluesky more than I ever liked Twitter. I can’t pretend to care what folks on X say about the whole thing.
there’s no “fix” for declining birth rates that doesn’t involve violating people’s bodily autonomy or their right to live as they choose, so let’s start there
I don't get how people keep needing this explained: They don't have ANYTHING without Trump. Yes, it's BAD that JD Vance is Peter Thiel's puppet but also remember that Peter Thiel has the actual political instincts of an inbred lemur and you know this BECAUSE HIS HANDPICKED POLITICIAN IS JD VANCE.
Say it agaaaaaaain
Joe Biden did everything the people said they wanted and it didn’t matter at all because he was perceived as Old and Weak.
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
An infuriating aspect of this conversation is that everyone knows this and pretends that they don’t.
Childbearing is physically dangerous & painful for women; childrearing is an exhausting, degraded, isolating, and impoverishing endeavor that annihilates women’s other opportunities & goals. When women are free, they choose fewer children. There is no way to make them have more that is not violent.
The common denominator in every place where birth rates are dropping is women’s increased access to education.
No wonder I'm tired all the time, my brain's still translating shit to Latin and expanding acronyms, Jesus fucking Christ
I need to go lay down
Wait WAIT Is "Etsy" called such because there are, I have just learned, humans who pronounce "etc," et cetera, the same was as the website
Don't say that too loud, they'll get rid of that too
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Broke my own thread for my lack of attention to detail smdh
Son of a goddamn... Thank you.
I need my kid to learn to function in the world, i don't need her to learn how to beat her high score, fuck i fucking hate everything
Oh good, the app my kid's school uses to communicate with me has a monthly subscription? Cool! I will absolutely not be doing that, fuck you motherfuckers, Christ on sale
Vance follows a coterie of online Nazis on X, has described Curtis Yarvin as a major intellectual influence, and openly attacks immigrants in blood and soil terms. The response of most of the political press? "Doesn't look like anything to me."
Fondly remembering when I was learning to drive that it was basically okay to use someone's driveway in the suburbs to turn around, but if you did this in the rurals 20% of homeowners would take it as a violent threat to their lives and attempt to shoot you. Murders happen every so often this way.
I'm trying to think of shit people took from Trump that they'd never take from Vance. Top of the list, Mitt Romney and the fucking meatloaf. No way Mittens lets JD order for him. Oh! And I think even Ted Cruz would not let Jance Dance Vance call his wife ugly.
I try not to wade into Michigan's affairs, but how's Big Gretch doing? That visit to the White House paying the dividends you were hoping for?
Yup. Not a chance in hell. Plus, I think it's gonna be ever harder for him than he expects *because* they've been taking shit from Trump for so long. None of them are brave enough to tell Trump to get fucked, but they'll hit Vance with ten years of resentment over taking Trump's shit.
That message coming to you from 2005 in the production room of my college newspaper haha
The message is excellent, but the kerning may be the end of me
Again, these are all good things in the grand scheme of things! But it's also why the party won't rally around Vance as it will coagulate, scab, and then peel away.
Trump gives his "that's a nice country, be a shame if anything happened to it" stuff and people know there is a nonzero chance he launches nukes just because he feels like it and it would make him laugh. Nobody thinks Vance would pull the trigger.
ie, Trump is actually a rapist. Fully meant the "grab them by the pussy" thing. He walks the monster walk (or did, before infirmity got him) Vance doesn't have the spine to rape anybody... Which is good! Unless you're trying to be the heir apparent to the Rape Party for Rapists
I think this is correct. Vance is a clear-eyed Nazi piece of shit, but he's also less charismatic than a jizz sock, so Senators and others who rolled over for Trump are less likely to do so for him. And, crucially, Trump is ruthless in a way that Vance himself is not, and everyone knows it.
Xi-Putin-Modi backslapping, along with easing global condemnation for Russia's aggressive war of territorial conquest, gives a sense of what the post-American world looks like. Not some sort of peaceful utopia, but a playground for authoritarians, with aggression abroad and repression at home.
Yeah I read that and said "THAT'S THE DREAM"
Drivers are not being "slammed." They are speeding and they are being fined for breaking the law.
In the parallel universe where Harris won, Trump is coming up on sentencing in his coup case too and news media has reached a fever pitch in demanding that Harris pardon him "for the good of the nation"
I saw a few Brazilians saying the country’s Supreme Court justices were gonna get Bolsonaro not because they’re committed to Brazilian democracy, but because they have big egos. Whatever man. Enjoy the accountability.
It won't work! But they're gonna try it
I agree. I think they're scrambling to get it announced while Trump is still coherent enough to make the announcement, then they can say "sorry we've got to stick with this terrible plan it was Dear Departed Leader's last wish" to try and minimize backlash
Bizarre little men
A lot of people think Blueskyism is just one thing, but Orthodox Blueskyism ascribes the foundational rules to Alf Hog Dogma while post-exodus Blueskyism is pretty indecipherable from a long Reddit forum on the politics of wool socks
Never has a headline summed up so much with so little regard for what the answer was saying
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
I keep saying this, but if there is a sharp rise in skepticism or negativity towards the military among liberals because of these occupations, it will be treated as a problem that Democratic leaders need to answer and apologize for, not a crisis that the military or US government needs to address.
god is charging up the big spartan laser in heaven, and brother, it is starting to whine
This is extremely funny to me