Haa I've been watching too many pitchers plunking batters vids maybe, I don't trust em 😆
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Haa I've been watching too many pitchers plunking batters vids maybe, I don't trust em 😆
I am a new baseball fan, help me understand why he's done this? He thinks the grand slam is the catchers fault, called the wrong pitch? We'd be throwing down on the mound if he drilled me like that, what a cock.
This is straight up hilarious, 66% failure rate you say, sign me up! Is it just flagging literally everybody it sees? 🤣
Never fuck with (a) Sparkle Motion.
Really seems like the US government's reputation is starting to precede them in the courts? IANAL but surely not a good thing for ANY of their business before the courts, the fact they simply can't be trusted.
They have been reaallllly ramping up efforts to get the Nobel prize locked up as quickly as poss recently too? #hope
World's worst signature getting longer by the day. Now we're getting Maga and President DJT at the end as well?😭 Painful reading as always.
She's so stupid she thinks they are saying crime is down 30% since they sent in the troops? 🫡
I am frankly stunned that they appear to have spelt all the names correctly, no chance whoever knocked this up knows who any of those people are beyond Netanyahu.
The real trauma here is when your 73 year old father calls you up to ask how to download a VPN 😬 Everyone def stopped watching porn, well done to all involved.
Mate, JD and the orange fuckhead in chief can fuck allllll the way off, they are 2 of the worst people on earth. None of us give a fuck what they think.
Np, he didnt give too many details, but the basic takeaway from the exercise was that the soldiers wearing the fancy glasses just stopped paying attention unless the glasses told them to.
I have a friend that works for the MOD here in the UK and he told me they trialled AI glasses that help you identify threats, spot danger etc, and they found the same thing. The soldiers stopped relying on their own senses/eyesight and missed just tonnes of stuff. Really great!
Lmfao, one would imagine that's not gonna be very hard to prove 🤣
Holy fuckamoly this is some full trainwreck shit. What is the lawsuit even about? It's very hard to tell from this deposition 😆
Is this for real?? Lmfao. Pleaaaaase tell me it's gonna be miller vs musk
Embarrassing from a supposed government official. And she really, really looks drunk.
It must be so annoying for musk to see his own extremely expensive ai bot basically call him a cunt and hit him with his fave emoji. You love to see it.
Dare I ask who Esteri is and what's caused her discomfort? 😅
Add me to the pile of people getting sent by "it's not stalking, it's called Jornalism" line, fucking hell 😅 I cannot believe they hit post on this stuff
“Mutual respect” fuck you man
Love that they put the bit about checking to see if stuff aligns with CCP ideals and censorship just a few lines below that as well. And is Climate Change Isn't Real official US gov position now?
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
This one hurts pretty bad. RIP to the Prince of Darkness, one of the legitimate Good Ones 🫡💔
A great memory, thanks for sharing!
L M F A O
After a few years of following you and reading your work i am fairly certain the last thing I'll see in my head when the reaper comes is The Smiling Man 😂
Is it just the lighting in that garage or is that car piss yellow? 😅
Does seem like they didnt ponder the implications of this one! I also wonder what percentage of trash tier AI images being generated atm comes from the US gov. They the only clowns using this shit.
We're not even allowed to kiss it where it smells funny any more, I hate it here 😢
Would trump write like that? Like not even 1 exclamation mark? Jeffrey instead of something dumb like Jeffie or JiffJaff? It's certainly weird enough, but I am a bit sceptical.
"The accumulation of blood in his ankles and those pudgy fingers suggests a complete lack of blood flow to his brain and penis," said a source at Walter Reed.
The gleeful doxing of someone cheating in public is bad even if they are a CEO and even if they are a Coldplay fan. It's bad because this kind of thing is happening to random people on TikTok for such crimes as "sitting silently on a plane" or "being attractive" www.404media.co/the-astronom...
A fucking LOT of stray ammunition when the IDF are involved.
The "presumably phase 2 has been cancelled" is the 1st time the Bee has ever made me LOL 😆
The lion meme is spectacular, where do they find these things?
I only do out of key My Name is Jonas, out of respect for the band. Oh and Only In Dreams, similar tuning 😅
I cannot understand how you will call broad swathes of people "dumb fucks" but also think its necessary to censor it? Dive in with both feet if you're gonna.
when there's a mangled body in a ditch
The Maga morons beclown themselves so quickly and so readily I'm embarrassed on their behalf. Every day a new debasement.
Finally, a post worthy of the "thank you for your attention to this matter" ending😀
BRB, just spending my Saturday night tweeting "I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ELITE PEDOS" at the US president
I hate this shit. Im gonna start wearing a bowtie AND suspenders. Governments should not talk like this in public releases and by god we gotta get this toothpaste back in the tube somewhere. Its fucking embarrassing. Have some professionalism you absolute honkers
Man this juvenile memelord horseshit getting posted ad infinitum is the worst thing about this current US gov. It's so childish it's painful to look at. Where are the grown ups????
Do we think any of the current admin people are genuine, church going Christians? Does noem go to church? Do any of em??
Why does anyone give a rats ass what grok "thinks", fucking hell 🤣
Odds all this has turned into a total fucking clownshow in 24 hours or so..? I hate these morons so much, they talk such shit.
At least he didnt thank us for our attention to this matter, but fuck i wish somebody would pitch his phone into the fucking river.
A religious death cult full of usurers, child rapists, and racists. Rich and bored nihilists.
Pardon my French but you've misspelled cunt at the end of your post 😉
It's so good that even his own very expensive AI tells him he's wrong on the regular
Imagine being the dude that got picked to carry the little drone above his head like it was flying lmao. I wonder if he was making helicopter noises the whole time 🤣
AI it looks like? Sucks that it's this passable tbqh, if there was no watermark it would be difficult to tell. We're all fucked for info verifying going forward 🫠
Holy fuck that looks so shit, I hope he hated every second of it 🤣
Zero chance this dude is a "leftist". Pretend to be a cop and do a murder is RW shit and everybody knows it, even all the MAGA.
Tom Nichols is the most insufferable man that's ever been on the Internet, my proudest block.
May be! Insightful stuff from Alex J there lmao
I just want a global 'turn all 'ai' off everywhere, categorically, no exceptions unless I individually approve them in triplicate' setting for all my devices
I don't doubt that's what the instructors tell them all at the training days 😃
The Russians have shown some real stupidity at certain points in this war but I don't blame them for taking no precautions this far away from the front. Now though...
We don't hate Western Civilisation Liz i promise, just you.
Useless and irrelevant moron attempts to reinvent herself as the saviour of Christian Europe. Can Liz pull it off?? No she can't.
There's no fuckin way you'd tell the "we are currently clean on opsec" guys about this in advance is there? 🤣
What does he mean by the jedi swords?
Yep it's crazy. I am not a soldier but if I was, there'd be ZERO work posts on my socials
It'll be so funny if the delivery method was some rando that thought he had a bunch of tvs or fridges in the back of his truck😆
I am continually surprised what serving Russian soldiers will film and upload to the internet. Dudes like "this'll make a great telegram post!" 😂
I don't suppose there's any way of knowing what % of all total filings that is? Seems like quite a low number for 2 years of lawyer stuff?
I was lead to believe you can't con a con man? Trump too stupid to even spot one of his own lmao.
He blends in perfectly with the dudes in hi-vis behind him. Workplace camouflage at it's finest.
I know the gov prob has to actually "prove" it but that video of him balancing a spoon on the end of his finger and rocking back and forth should be immediate grounds for getting fired imo. He's so clearly on drugs lmao.
A wise man once said "Let thoust not in a k-hole run the fucking government".
I am quite surprised bongo dan and kash patel even agreed to take these jobs, they must have known they'd be expected to do some actual work?? Podcasting and shitposting it is not!
The goal of current US government seems to be to antagonise and alienate the entire world? I do not see the end game here, just fuckin pettiness?
Do they ever indicate *why* they think this is a good thing? Actual humans expressing their thoughts/feelings in a creative way is bad why? Because they all filthy libs? Too cool for their own good, please be lame like the rest of us?
Yep just checked, that's it. Been a few years but I too enjoyed it 🙂
I've got a book along these lines somewhere, what would happen to the world if humans just disappeared. All major cities flooded with sewage within a week, power plants exploding etc etc, fun stuff all around!
It definitely isn't.
Because denying kids with special needs provision is exactly the "change" that people voted for. www.theguardian.com/education/20...
I had pretty low hopes for labour under starmer but holy shit are they surpassing my expectations. Extremely disheartening, we have 2 (3? If ya count reform) tory parties.
Lmao, how about they hard fork off with this nonsense.
If I’m a foreign government right now—the one lesson that I’ve learned at this point is that there is no durable agreement to be made with this administration. Any assurance, policy, or deal will be arbitrarily annulled by a random 3 am post. No point in expending energy negotiating with this.
Mad that's he basically offering to reward them with trade deals for ending a war of conquest that they started too. Tell them to fuck off forever imo. He a clown.
How the everliving fuck is this guy president of anything, he's a complete idiot. Not even debatable at this point.
Completely on brand for current US government, this is gross.
eat shit, fascists
The "thank you for your attention to this matter!" thing he does now tilts the everliving shit outta me. Where did he pick this up from??
Is this any stupider than bongo dan, Hegseth, kash Patel, Linda mcmahon? That any of em got through confirmation doubtless encourages him to keep it rolling. Depressing 🙃
Astonishing they pretend to be proud of being such terrible cunts. We can SEE your face girl, you're fooling nobody, we all know you hate yourself as much as we do.
This shit is so fucking stupid. The entire world will hate the US and be doing the barest of minimum business with these thundercunts long before this 4 years is over. Fire the lot of em into the sun
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
I assume he's trying to make a joke but he's such a soulless, whiny little cunt that it's quite hard to tell. Nobody likes you jd.
That's definitely a trump post isn't it?? Reads exactly like the mad king. "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" Fuck all the way off, should be their response
I'm cannot see the appeal even for loneliness, I know it's not a real person so where is the stimulus? I'd rather a real human told me to get fucked than an AI said im the greatest.
Not thrilled to see the racist party picking up so many seats, but I respect the beeb for using an absolutely awful photo of Nigel farage on their front page.
