The bastard child of 100 maniacs.
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Like, wow. 2nd Amendment Defenders really did the math and said “yep, all those dead school children and dead churchgoers and dead grocery shoppers and dead movie and concert attendees are ABSOLUTELY worth my bad faith argument about defending myself from an invasion by the federal government.”
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Wait, I love this.
My favorite feature of Bluesky is that Glenn Greenwald isn't here.
For a very intense few seconds just now, I genuinely forgot how to spell “target.” The boycott is working!!!! HOLD THE LINE!!!
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
It is beyond wild to me that there is zero coverage of "Workers over Billionaires" rallies anywhere on The New York Times or The Washington Post right now. This is a colossal failure in journalism. Mainstream media can't just pretend that hundreds of thousands of protesters don't exist
okay it's September which means time to start thinking about this year's Spooktober Challenge- watching one horror film a day for the month of October I'll post my various lists in this thread for anyone who's thinking about joining me 📽️
A marble bust of Jiggy in the foyer.
We gotta bully them more.
I hate this shit so much.
Thanks to @harebrained.bsky.social, I have a new protest shirt ❤️
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
Laura Loomer is threatening jokes about Trump being dead because she has to delay the truth coming out: Secret Service agents found Donald Trump trapped between the toilet and wall. He slid off, got pinned between the two, and asphyxiated from the pressure. Agents describe his body as "in a bra."
At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
Ghoulish trash, yes.
I've been working as a graphic designer in advertising and marketing for 20 years. AI art is trash.
Imagine calling yourself an AI artist. Embarrassing.
Oh hell yeah.
Weird how 'childlessness' is regarded by some as this eccentric lifestyle choice but there's no such word as 'catlessness'. People without cats who aren't trying for a cat or waiting until they move into a bigger place before they can have cats are the ones we should be writing probing profiles on.
I’m so mad my middle ages are going to be defined by Donald fuking Trump
Serious question, will I be deported if I put this on a shirt?
I once saw a grown man shit his pants at a Motley Crue concert.
its been like a week since we found out meta was encouraging sexual discussions between its chatbot and children and now we learn openai encouraged and helped plan suicide and no one is doing anything about it
“School shootings are normalized. The lack of gun laws has created a violence epidemic here in the United States that is nowhere else in the world. This is domestic errorism.”
After all the fancy constitutional arguments & faux historical glosses, this is the practical endpoint of the unitary executive theory. Because when presidential power is effectively unchecked, the only thing preventing it from devolving into authoritarianism is the decency of the officeholder.
Is he mad at the National Guard?
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
Shout out to all our “small government” Republican friends
This is so fucking grim.
Sincerely.
If Donald Trump is this casual about calling himself a dictator we can and should acknowledge how you have to force dictators out of power.
Who are these fucking people?
It's giving...
We're honestly so lucky that Zuck has dogshit instincts.
*Feed not bed. Jesus.
Right before this popped up in my bed I was thinking about how I could get everyone I love in one place to party When It Happens. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BHmyyJ/
She's an irrelevant asshole. Why are you guys like this?
God, Miller is such a dweeb.
We hired an AI prompt Specialist (wut) to create images that might be hard to find in stock searches. But now I have to go through and quality check all of the images to make sure there aren't weird artifacts. We truly are in the dumbest timeline.
People are still burning flags?
it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
Okay, but George Slopodopolis is hilarious.
Because corporations have spent decades telling them it should.
(I actually think Sam is a good person)
Should I pick this up for @felsgate.bsky.social ? cunexttuesdaytees.com/products/aus...
I love this so much.
Buy this shirt for the perimenopausal woman in your life. I'll spend the proceeds on ice packs and anger management lessons. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7930...
It's so frustrating. We have so many more tools for sinking this ship and we're not using them.
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
But do they know that everyone hates him?
MY MAYOR HAS NEVER ONCE SENT ME ON A FUN SCAVENGER HUNT WHAT THE FUCK.
We need to bully these people more.
I let ChatGPT live my social life so I can spend more time doing what I really love: creating B2B SaaS solutions
No.
It's pretty wild how much I simply do not miss Amazon/Prime.
In conclusion: We—those of us who believe in democracy—shouldn’t be on X. We shouldn’t use it to persuade anyone. We should destroy it. Musk isn’t a bad referee—he’s a dictator. X isn’t a way to engage in democracy—it’s a way to promote dictatorship.
Jamelle and Paul explain exactly what’s happening here: the regime is trying to provoke a violent confrontation with dissidents which allows them to justify a state of emergency that ends all pretense of democracy. They want an excuse to end freedom of speech and competitive elections.
See you in Hell, James Dobson.
Witchcraft. youtu.be/03iBgkXb1EE?...
Probably just destroyed my YouTube algorithm by searching for this, so I hope it's worth it.
Thiiiisss.
He's trying so hard to look like a scary authoritarian, guys.
Seems like a spectacularly bad plan for a city that famously hates Donald Trump.
Republicans want to rig the midterm elections. Will they succeed? | Moira Donegan
Sentient big toes, all of 'em.
You sound stupid.
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
They're so pathetic.
This is adorable. I'm not gonna let this bean down.
Denver celebrated (their) streets in a 2025 resident/citizen-driven music festival, today, 16 Aug.
Nobody gets madder about seeing others express themselves than The Rugged Individualist.
Congratulating my wife's divorce lawyer on taking everything I own except this really long tie
They're fuckin with us, right?
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
For my 50th birthday I'm going to be Mayor of Hell. www.gotohellmi.com/mayor-of-hel...
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
Making America Broke Again! This week's lowlights: • 1/3 of Americans: finances deteriorated • Consumer confidence: unexpected drop • Vegetables: +40% in one month (!) • Eggs: coffee up, beef up • Restaurants: sales down 7% • Jobs: 800k+ cuts, worst since COVID • Deficit: +20% to $37T
Another reason y’all should be stopping fatphobes in their tracks. This trollop became rich by torturing fat folks on TV for entertainment & now she is being given a bigger mic by Corruptive News Network to advocate for slavery. Fatphobia is white supremacy. Y’all better stop pretending it’s not.
Ladies, I hate to say it, but we have to start sleeping with ICE agents... in their homes... so we can give them bedbugs.
This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥
Vladimir Putin is looking more and more like Cotton Hill.
Came here to say this!
Can the AI bubble burst already?
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
North Dakota doesn’t protect its private mineral owners from losing their royalty income. Other states do. Here’s the latest @northdakotamonitor.com and @propublica.org story. www.propublica.org/article/nort...
Fuck AI, when are we going to be able to print dinner?