Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Soon: Moonflow (Orbit)
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
oh yeah the original thread was on twitter and is gone as far as I know. The follow-up, reading the last few years of sinfest, is here on bluesky tho: bsky.app/profile/bitt...
On this week's NOT VERY THEMATIC episode of A Special Presentation or Alf Will Not Be Seen Tonight, @teeaitchare.bsky.social and I got distracted from discussing the actual ostensible show topic and instead talked about BIG JOHNSON T-SHIRTS www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ep_...
I was lucky enough to read this as an ARC. I was tickled, I was spooked, I was occasionally mildly nauseated, but the book is an absolute hoot and my favorite so far in our current fungal horror wave.
With a pitch like this, how can you NOT listen to this discussion I had with Em on the Galaxy Moth podcast? We talk about ALL the fluids! XD
DEX 😭🙏🖤
hope to see you all tomorrow if i don't spontaneously combust before then 🤪
there's only one day left to preorder Moonflow. this is your last chance. if you don't preorder it today, you'll have to just ORDER it and everyone will know that you're a johnny come lately www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
Thanks for including moonflow! :D
This Must-Have Monday I have THIRTEEN new books for you! Incl 🍄 trans fungal horror by @bitterkarella.bsky.social! 🐎 sapphics + unridable horses from @matociquala.bsky.social! 🌹 roses coming up through skin with @tanaudel.bsky.social!
people do not like to have new experiences XD
It literally is XP
It's a good book, you should! XD
sorry for spoilers, but apparently a lot of people don't like potential horror in their horror lol
i know it's bad form to talk about negative reviews, but i am losing my mind at a reader who DNFed & one starred moonflow because "there's an animal death content warning and the book introduces a cat and how dare you kill a cat" and it's like, i didn't. the cat doesn't die. the cat is fine :|
looks fine to me
quality merch!! :D
YES!!
To be immortalized in clothes pin doll form! 😎
the batlips
Head to the Sioux falls b&n and pick up some of these hot items!!! 🔥
Hell yeah, lots of good stuff there!! :D
Hahah the infection is real XD
You know what, actually I write pretty good actually 😏
People of good taste know quality when they see it!!
Omg they're arriving!!
Yes!!
Read moonflow, dream weird! 🤪
If you're a cool person who pre-ordered moonflow, it's time to check your mailbox! 😎
Hell yeahhhh @ghoulish.bsky.social got the goods!!!
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hell yeah!!!
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Jeez, I'm so sorry :(
i sure hope the cool people like it 😳💦
3 more days til this little abomination is out there in the world 😅 www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
It’s really important to remember that Republicans are cruel and mean and ruthless as any bully, but also like any bully they are a bunch of piss-pants cowards who run crying to their favorite podcasts when they get mean looks in restaurants.
yessssss!!!!
inshallah
is he... is he dead? did it happen??? 👀
You can't NOT listen to an episode titled "Forcefemmed by a Yorkie!" It's based on a true story. We also dig into the early annals of the internet to discuss furry passion project Zoo U and failed singularity catalyst Whirl Girl.
Nice! :D
the suicide encouragement machine now offers a handy suicide-by-cop feature
i know that the chuds keep trying to claim that EVERY mass shooter is trans and/or undocumented, but it really doesn't seem to be sticking. it's kind of like the litterboxes in schools panic... that dog just won't hunt
"they're going to do the genocide but it won't be popular" is truly the most copium brain thought i've ever thought 🤪
truly a sick society where it's all "NOT ANOTHER BORING MASS SHOOTING! CHANGE THE CHANNEL" www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfVi...
it's 25 years of everyone in power just being all "Um, it's actually NOT because of the one thing that it's obviously about (guns), it's some other thing" and we all know it. who's suddenly going to fall for that old ruse with a new scapegoat? no one who hadn't already maxxed out the trans hate stat
i guess it doesn't matter what the public actually thinks since the ghouls hold all levels of power, but i'm just saying i don't think this is gonna get anyone new on board with it. everyone else is going to be all "its the trans now? i thought it was because of violent video games YAWNNNN"
i know that the powers that be will use any excuse to accelerate trans genocide, but i would be genuinely surprised if any mass public shooting moves the needle on ANY issue. It's been 25 years of constant mass public shooting and i feel like we're all just dead inside
There is no route out of fascism that involves sacrificing the vulnerable. All that does is tell the fascists that we're willing to turn on each other for the illusion of safety.
I can guess what you mean, but I would like to hear details
Yessssss 😜
It's happening! :D
avocado toast
"wow, how can you talk about doing something about the fascists right now? i might not agree with his politics but a man just died. show some respect!!"
Yes, it does! The audio book is also very good :)
oh my god he's filking himself
Our long national nightmare of a Moonflow-free world is finally coming to an end! 😭🙏
It's coming! Don't miss Summer of Horror today, I'll be joining the ACTUAL COOL KIDS LEGITIMATE HORROR WRITERS to talk about summer of horror at 7 pm EST! www.crowdcast.io/c/summerofho...
It's so good! (you can trust me on this 😇)
How can I make this sale? I'll do anything to close a deal XD I'll eat a bug!
You could pre-order a second one, just to be safe! XD I wouldn't object 🥹👉👈
i don't know how else to sell it. it's good. you should buy it or request it from your local library. you can trust me on this
It's the psychedelic trans splatterpunk horror novel with magic mushroom trips, eldritch forest gods, gender feels, haunted forests, fatal blowjobs, cadaver masturbation, fat sex, horse piss, monster cops, muscle cars, raccoons, lactation, giant tits, cult orgies, and soup!
have you preordered Moonflow yet? No? There's still time to redeem yourself, but you better hurry. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
[asha rangappa voice] please don't be mean to my boss
This reminds me when seth MacFarlane killed Brian on family guy and this stan I knew was weeping and crying and ran out and immediately got a giant FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS tattoo of a cartoon dog and then the next day seth was all "psyke, Brian's alive, I would never kill my fursona for real"
Could a horse fall in love with a dog? Could a snake fall in love with a cherry tree? 🤔
Who gives a shit
Check it out!!!! 👀
Hon hon hon it is how you say qwite zee predicamon when a woman finds love with zee how you say monkey? I appeared on Found on Shelf to discuss the most bonkers film ever made about monkey love 🐒🍌
i'm sorry?
much obliged 🙏🥰 i think you'll like it!
this is the way 🥰
there's a definite overlap with people who tell me "why don't you just get the AI to write your book"
bless you, my child 😭🙏
in all honesty none of these people were gonna buy it to begin with, so it's p much a wash XD
i knew there was a reason i liked you ;)
yeah p much
XD
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CNN awful chill about us getting a gestapo
Hard to exaggerate how much the average person just talks to talk
I think you'll like it! :D (i have no vested interest in saying this, you can totally trust me)
Look at all these exciting upcoming horror books and also MY HORROR BOOK (MOONFLOW) which you should all read :D :D :D :D
BECKY 😭🙏
yeah, most friends & relatives generally won't care about your art other than in a "hey, it's nice that you did a thing" sort of way, but the ways that they try to fake enthusiasm don't really hit the way that they think they do XP
Hey if you're in Ireland and you like GOOD BOOKS, here's a place you can get Moonflow👇
hell yeah!!!!!!! you are a person of discerning taste, my friend 🧐
stealing it is at least less convoluted
its truly fascinating to see how people's brains work. they just get so excited when they think they've discovered an infinite chocolate hack
also i mean it kinda feels bad when people tell me this plan. ngl it does not make me feel good!
yeah i get it you think you're real clever, like you've figured out a scam.
If buy the book and then demand your money back, it doesn't magically generate extra money! We don't BOTH get the money! It goes back to you! Do you think that the publisher doesn't keep track of returns? Why would you think that? It's a business!!!
ok i'm really starting to get sick of normie friends and relatives being all "I'm going to order your book and then return it! That way you get the sales number and I get my money back!" WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT WORKS.
You should only buy it if you like QUALITY HORROR tho. if you like BORING CRAPPY HORROR THAT'S THE SAME OLD THING and you don't want publishers to TAKE BOLD CHANCES, then sure go buy something else instead
I hope you can all see me shilling Moonflow, I'm doing it as hard as I can!
imagine being much of a pathetic little baby. "i'm scared of a cartoon" christ, get some real problems
solidarity with all the struggling japey jokers
difficult to make the japey jokes these days
