I’ll try my best!
Lecturer. Plus-sized Speedo model. A man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. Independently wealthy. Well educated. Totally insane.
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I’ll try my best!
Every techbro must love Belichick because he’s a mediocre white dude who rode someone else to riches and who’s assumed to be a genius at everything.
Chess master tries competitive Warhammer and gets tabled by an idiot Ork player in turn 3
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
Lolllllllllll
OMG THIS STADIUM IS EMPTY.
me getting ready to post a few bangers
Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
Jesus Christ
MAX JOHNSON is worth a million white flags.
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Good grief, the Tarheels are dumpster juice.
STILL PLENTY OF GOOD SEATS AVAILABLE FOLKS!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Bill Zabka vibes.
Strange Duran Duran isn’t fighting over it!
“What is a football move?” “Ask Clemson.” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
A VIEW TO A KILL is my Citizen Kane.
100%
HHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA!
Does anyone come to mind??
Steve Belichik looking like he’s got a noseful of Hillbilly Killer.
HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THIS UNIT!
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. ZERO DARK GARY.
I'm old enough to remember when dugout cellies didn't need safe words
I thought sure he’d be in thee NFL by now.
Steve Belichik looking like he’s got a noseful of Hillbilly Killer.
A ridiculous PI call.
God he sucks. In every category.
I might hate Kendal Briles more than I hate Putin.
I mean LEFT AND RIGHT. Maybe two or three at a time.
HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THIS UNIT!
Weird MF’er owns a couple dozen houses in Martha’s Vineyard. He’s got nothing left.
You’ll be fine. I know it.
REMEMBER YESTERDAY!!!
I’m lucky… I could eat roadkill and belch politely.
My new favorite thing is watching the batshit crazy reactionary podcast hosted by homers of the team that my team just beat. It’s DELIGHTFUL.
I’m so proud of you.
I know this asshole has never broken 85, but he still thinks he could qualify for the US Open.
I thought this was a dad and his special daughter and was like “that’s fucked” and then I realized the reality is worse.
The best Joker.
So are we in a Weekend at Bernie's situation right now?
The wife has asked people if they use “dong bags”.
I let out several different audible “NO”s during this video incredible stuff, you gotta watch the whole thing
No one knows. We raised $300 million for the stadium renovation “on the first 6 phone calls” /jerkoff motion/ but our donor base largely thinks the athletes should be happy with their scholarships. We could have an NFL roster, but…
Stand by: Vibe coding it.
“Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.”
“Blueskyism”
The most underrated comedy of all time.
Good lord, what an arrogant ass.
I support this take. A drizzle of Wiz and a couple of hot links too. Anything worth doing and whatnot…
100% this.
You know that needed cheese.
It's increasingly hard to deny "what you see on X" is nowhere close to "what normal people think" and whoa boy is that a problem for mediocrities who constantly churn out reactionary anti-woke twaddle, hence the whining from Silver, the Harper's Letter guy, and that new Worst-of-The-Atlantic blog.
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We sell etched glass and do all the art ourselves. We’ve done some Star Wars and comic book fan art (totally fair use, which we LOVE) and we have listings taken down on copyright threats…then I see this AI garbage with $5 worth of real paint and an hour of work selling for BIG $$$. It’s frustrating.
No doubt! I’m convinced that someone convinced the actual (maybe?) artist that they could triple the bottom line with trash and they figured “why not, it’s not my stuff, free money”. The whole thing whips my a$$ though…
Meanwhile I get a cease and desist from Disney the second I list a stormtrooper doing the jump splits on Etsy. No Star Wars tags in the listing.
Greatness. These asswipes look like they couldn’t paint a hand print turkey for Thanksgiving.
I was thinking the half empty tubes were decoys.
Nice try Diddy. I ain’t volunteering Jack shit to the GIGACHADS who built a $10 trillion dollar plagiarism machine.
“Gigachad” might be my new favorite word. Real life Gigachads have no idea what it means. Then I explain it to them and they get very tantrum mad, but they can’t do anything about it… because they’re fucking incel Gigachads. It’s delicious.
Same. There’s not a piece of it that isn’t cringe and I know Gigachads love it. The worst.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Instant re-skeet. It didn’t get past my brain stem. Thumb just said “I got this one.”
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Ryder Cup out there with 4 of my 7 favorite Briana Banks films on the schedule.
Me right now.
As a youth I was exposed to a diner that did a SOS “buffet”. Two pieces of Texas toast and a list of 50 toppings. -Hashbrowns -Patty stack O sausage -American cheese -Black pepper gravy -Deep fried jalapenos -Egg over easy -Side of chili That’s how you fuel a revolution.
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
I was going to drop a “PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS”, but this is obviously better.
Like they weren’t a whisker above “jellyfish” already.
We’ll always have that Florida game.
I know several people on the front lines of the (bulls**t) “billion dollar” use cases. They report nothing but marginal utility and problems. I’m sure there’s no shortage of people who’d pay $20 per month for a digital assistant, but it’s not profitable at $200 per month. Altman has admitted this.
WTF IS HAPPENING
Coupla hot links on top wouldn’t hurt IWBH.
BREAKING: The Winnipeg Jets have acquired a verified check mark from @bsky.app ✅
I’ve had to cut “certain things” from my life. The first 30 days were the hardest, and it got easier… but it never got easy. Great work by STSG and all those on that path.
/Stares at 20 item to do list/ “Fuck this.” /Grabs Dale Jr. Mellow Yellow livery t-shirt from dirty clothes bin/ /Hauls ass to $3 margarita patio/
Rappers would have their whole careers ended for stealing lines or biting someone’s style once upon a time.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life
I can’t wait! Was skeptical at first, but I’ve heard nothing but great things. Dinklage is crushing it. THE THICKET was awesome too.
I saw this Friday night and it was a really good time. I fuckin' loved it!
Bottom.
Exactly. If only there was something he could do to crush Russia by the end of the year!
These concerts are going to go so hard, just a guy on the stage, furrowing his brow, typing one sentence, then doing nothing for 20 minutes.
They bought a retirement house in Broken Bow, and promptly listed their house for 20% above market. It sat on MLS for nearly 3 years and finally sold last summer after they put 30%+ into it.
SP: I could go on about “Ron and Glee” all day. Two of the most insufferable Gestapo snitches of all time. We replaced our roof and had a carpenter replace and repaint a bunch of trim on the house. Ron and Glee came over to tell us “we should have done it years ago”.