Skenes vs Globetrotters tonight if the rain holds off.
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Skenes vs Globetrotters tonight if the rain holds off.
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Any reason given?
My chances are better listening to a fair weather cubs fan than me guessing.
Whatever Ned says.
Everyone knows
Let him cook. (#LetsGoBucs lol)
TIL: Mom was a member of the Amalgamated Meat Cutters and Butcher Workmen of North America, local 590 from 1957 to 1961. A story I’ve never heard. Wonder if dementia has stolen it. I’ll have to see.
It was a great show. I still remember some of it
When I tell people my mom never threw anything out, I mean👇
I was heavily into the Stones in the mid 80s. Of course I was also attending shows like Cinderella opening for David Lee Roth. 🤷♂️
Electricity. Rates are up again this year even we’ve “unleashed” American energy producers
Wish in one hand and shit in the other… oh that’s right. His one hand already has shit all over it.
He’d enjoy McDonalds. I hope he goes to a Chick-fil-A with a broken fryer.
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
Cmon Dodgers. Pitch Ohtani on Friday, you cowards.
A
Does Brady have any eligibility?
Belichick proving he still can’t win without Brady.
Checksum other hashes
The picture is actually a vampire.
3 hours of good times then the monster rears it’s head again.
How drunk were you when you ordered that?
Dementia on a good day.
Uh oh. I was thinking Sisler was Cardinals.
C. Cobb.
My life story.
Well, JD I suppose it's just coincidence that action never follows "thoughts and prayers?"
George Santos of the furniture department
It’s not a good place for tech bros. Calling out billionaire bullshit in one of the strengths of this platform. It doesn’t surprise me to hear that kind of whining.
C Babe
You should have AI filter your replies to only intelligent, accurate replies. Should only take about 15 minutes.
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
Watching a game from 24 years ago like a real sicko and there was a shot of Freddy Garcia in the dugout and Steve Lyons says, "Is it just me or does Freddy Garcia look like the Rock?" He pauses and then goes "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!" Anyway, it made me laugh a lot.
youtu.be/u8qgehH3kEQ?...
Overnight, this extremely well-funded tech company run by a billionaire has gone from “There’s no way we can possibly stop our plagiarism machine from convincing children to kill themselves” to “If you type anything we don’t like, we’re calling the cops.” Either way, they take zero responsibility.
After the Sydney Sweeney ad mayhem, American Eagle goes with an even bigger boob.
Similar eye roll for me when I see: “Can you hack the CIA’s firewall to get access to their files?” 5 minutes later… “I’m in! Full system access. What do you need?”
Hope all goes well for you.
I am alive thanks to the benefits of SSRIs and SNRIs. They are not the cause of mass shootings or other violence. And we know this because we are far from the only country in which these medications are prescribed, yet we are the outlier with respect to these acts of violence.
In a civil society that doesn’t deify the war machine and doesn’t cosplay as COD characters, it would be important.
What did you get?
Cubbies were jet lagged, I think.
Rose
Carolina used a Zamboni driver in Toronto for an emergency goalie. Hear me out… Bring back the bullpen cars. Drivers are the designated blow out pitchers.
Bubba 👏
Free the people Feed the people Fight the power For the people
It’s good to be great again
Yay for my clinical depression 😑
If you think about it, it's actually surprising that it took six whole months before putting a vaccine-denying, roadkill-eating, ex-junkie carnivorous dead brainworm host and loonytunes conspiracy nut in charge of the CDC destroyed the CDC.
Opinion | Why Travis and Taylor should have Liz Cheney officiate their wedding. by Bret Stephens
The “Fuck your feelings” apostle got his feelings hurt.
“It’s not the guns; it’s the mental health of people. We need to address that” So… more money for health care? “lolol no”
Congratulations to the nurses at Magee-Womens Hospital! By voting to unionize, they’re standing up not just for themselves, but for every patient and family who relies on their care. Pittsburgh is lucky to have them. 💙
Our government gets their rocks off over starving and dead kids. The war machine needs to eat though.
What kind of country willingly makes kids describe mass shootings for the evening news?
I double checked. It is true JFC * publichealth.jhu.edu/2024/guns-re... * www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Dear Ethicist, I want to order uber eats every day for my rabbit because of his lower carbon emissions than my previous pet (a MEAT-EATING dog), how can I convince my AI girlfriend this is morally correct?
children in minneapolis shot while praying, children in DC passing armed military when they take the metro to school, this country is so sick
I hate it here
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Sub-lime
90 medical professionals over 30+ countries seems like OpenAI is not even close to taking this seriously
“Eat fresh” getting a whole new meaning lol
I just learned what my villain laugh sounds like 😹
A
When I went to dollar dog night last year in Pittsburgh, the dogs were barely bigger than lil smokies. When I unwrapped mine, I could hear Sarah McLachlan singing.
Folks, have I mentioned that the interior design for my upcoming book is extraordinary?
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
“Transparent”
Cleveland Guardians disappointed that Travis Kelce got engaged.
He’s exactly right since we have a Supreme Court and Congress that have all the scruples of a hairbrush.
So sorry. What a stupid timeline we’re in.
This #NationalDogDay, we want to make sure your dog is licensed! Take it from Cooper, it's as easy as an afternoon walk to the dog park. Love your dog? License your dog. alleghenycountytreasurer.us/dog-license/
C. Ryan Rangers, Angels, and Astros, I believe
Once you realize most conservative arguments are in bad faith and their philosophy is actual the the 5 principles below, you will know peace • men > women • white people > other races • straight people > LGBTQ • Christians > other religions • rich people > poor people Everything else is flexible
C. Only because it’s NY.
FIFA lying? What’s next? The sun coming up in the east?
B
Ah. Only played for one team and had 500 hrs
Your moment of between-innings baseball Zen will be Pat Fucking McAfee having a shrieking contest with Stephen A. Smith and Chris Berman
I just want to watch baseball. I don’t want to watch Bucknell vs Liberty in football, I don’t care about the X games or major league cornhole. Let me just buy the baseball package. So disappointing
That's obviously from the liberal, woke newspapers.
Card is card. Is it 500 home runs with one team? Or is it players with a bunch of home runs that only played for one team? Or…
Mickey Mantle Hank Aaron Ernie Banks Mike Schmidt Ted Williams Confident on 3 not so much on 2
But that one isn’t sticky from syrup, honey, and 3 year old snot.
The grammar of a twelve year old. The vocabulary of an eight year old.
My favorite example of this: 1 million seconds: ~12 days 1 billion seconds: ~32 years 1 trillion seconds: ~32,000 years
D. Long He also hit the game tying single for the Yanks in the top of the 9th in the 60 WS game 7. Bill Mazeroski is eternally grateful.
I’ll believe they’re serious about gun rights when you’re allow to carry an AR into the US Attorney’s office. Until then, they’re nothing but two bit posers
The dudes in Necrot are hitting the road again, and you DO NOT WANT to miss it. Caught them earlier this year, and my neck is still wrecked. Selection cities supporting Carcass Here’s them putting in work. Necrot – “Cut the Cord” (Live at Mr. Smalls Theatre | March 7, 2025) youtu.be/_FsFWmpjFUM
I just want mlb.tv. I don’t want spelling bee central, cornhole tv, and the 50 other espn channels. I just wanna watch baseball.
If it’s available in the $119/yr package, it’s a deal. If it’s only in the $300/yr package, I’ll pass
It's been 5 years!
Preemptive strike for the upcoming Pham beaning? lol
