Reports that the ceremony for Giuliani's investiture into the pantheon of great Americans is to take place at #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping outside Philadelphia on a undisclosed date cannot be confirmed at this time. @totalseasons.bsky.social
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Reports that the ceremony for Giuliani's investiture into the pantheon of great Americans is to take place at #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping outside Philadelphia on a undisclosed date cannot be confirmed at this time. @totalseasons.bsky.social
I eagerly await a politician answering this quite honestly with a 'no' only to be greeted with a stream of vile, probably racist abuse for their egregious (although no one on-line will use that exact word) lack of patriotism. Or answering that they only have the Union Jack/St George. What then, eh?
I've been arguing this for a long time as regards any people holding a position of public trust: politicians, preachers, the police, teachers, physicians etc. Politicians in particular need to be held to a moral standard well beyond just 'illegality'
I've been arguing this for a long time as regards any people holding a position of public trust: politicians, preachers, the police, teachers, physicians etc. Politicians in particular need to be held to a moral standard well beyond just 'illegality'.
Surely he was just there for the drugs, right?
Surely he was just there for the drugs, right?
I saw it yesterday. Most of the world was too busy speculating about #IlDouche's health to take notice I assume.
At least this is what I'm aiming for. In my case it's the pretty near future to be honest.
Is OK if I give this a pass? I ate too much weird shit as a kid and I'm not sure this would be helpful.
As much as the stupidity it is also a vein rich in selfishness, avarice, and a complete lack of altruism, just like Jesus wanted.
As much as the stupidity it is also a vein rich in selfishness, avarice, and a complete lack of altruism, just like Jesus wanted.
It is not reassuring to see a government that fancies itself as centre-left, but almost certainly isn't, working itself up to a #Tory level of #Cruelty against the world's most vulnerable.
The #EthnicCleansing of the people of #Gaza continues apace. Mostly the world looks on with little interest. #Netanyahu breaths a sigh of relief as the extension of the conflict keeps him out of jail.
He was pregnant but he was spirited out of the WH, under cover of darkness, to Moscow for the birth (obviously it was Putin's child) and has now returned to 'doodie'.
I confess that this never crossed my mind.
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Our government continues to refuse to acknowledge that the privatisation model for provision of water and sewage processing is a failure. The result will be higher bills and more pollution. #NationaliseWaterNow
I think you just wait for them to play through.
#WeirdIAm goes Zen.
At the Acapulco miniature golf course no doubt.
Wow. Fun Days have certainly moved on from my childhood.
To my American friends - if you're at the beach on #LaborDay and someone, who is not an optometrist, asks you if you've "seen any floaters" you might wish to exercise a modicum of caution.
Reports that #IlDouche's regime's solution to this is to open up a new #RabiesHotline where suspected animals with rabies can be reported. The government will then despatch DHS Secretary #IceIceBaby who will shoot the little varmint, preferably in a gravel pit, whilst attired is a suitable costume.
Only one kid so the politicians probably won't even dust off their #ThoughtsAndPrayers what with it being a bank holiday and all. #GunsKill
Is it #Fascism yet? Or possibly something worse...
Speaking of horrible human beings: #SebGorka. I'd almost forgo that our kind and loving god hadn't first-born-sonned him yet.
Go ahead and enjoy whatever this is.
This worries me a great deal. If this doesn't have the gaffer's seal of approval, meaning that adequate replacement (+ squad strengthening) is in place we risk losing #Glasner over this. That, in my opinion, would be catastrophic.
I face this #TransferDeadlineDay with the same fears I've had since I became a #CPFC supporter. Before Thursday's result I said we needed 4 moves assuming we didn't sell #Guehi. I don't know what's going on there but we can't risk losing #Glasner. I'll be hiding behind the settee if you need me.
Well it looks like #BrainWorm has warned us against trusting 'experts' in the nick of time. #Gaza
Bloody good advert this. I'd like to think that whoever directed it has moved on to bigger and better things.
I'm willing to bet he wouldn't be quite so touchy if it was a white man with a black woman.
Well I can say without doubt that #IlDouche is #DictatorCurious.
I think that they mean "steal billions from public sector workers".
#SpaceKaren is South African, Canadian and American. Is he trying to claim English citizenship, which doesn't actually exist, now as well? Or is this just a #WhitePeople sort of thing?
The White House's #OvalOffice décor is now somewhere in between #BordelloDisplayRoom and an #AbominationUntoTheLord. I'm not sure which is worse.
A reminder to my American friends as they celebrate #LaborDay of just what is at stake.
Oh dear. Is our Kemi telling porkies again?
OK #CPFC you've got a big day ahead of you, because like me you procrastinate on every little thing, so get to it.
This is so far beyond #IlDouche's Constitutional remit even his bought and paid for #SCOTUS would struggle to defend it.
"Call me Ismaïla". #CPFC
17 September - make sure it's in your calendars.
"I told you to be careful with the glue god damn it."
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#TheAdorationOfTheMAGA
I always known that the right are bat-shit crazy but I didn't realise it was this bad. I would also like to thank the authors of the piece for reminding me that #PatBuchanan once existed but was not a giant.
The President of the United States clearly doesn't believe that the affluent of America should have to live in proximity to those who are less fortunate.
Well get on with it mate.
I would expect no more from a prick who didn't pay his contractors when he was in the private sector.
#Mateta! #CPFC
#BrainWorm's campaign to ensure that #PeopleWillDie continues apace.
It looks like #SpaceKaren has been telling porkies again.
I'm certain that having #ILDouche in the WH and #BrainWorm at the helm of HHS, not to mention that #Mississippi is at the bottom of almost every measure of anything, will help them immeasurably with this.
Reports that the city in question is considering changing its name to #HolyShit cannot be confirmed at this time. www.wtnh.com/news/connect...
This is #StolenValour aided and abetted by the man claiming to be the President of the United States.
Except that isn't what they're saying, nor in fact what I#m saying. The objection is to the tactic every single time a mass shooting occurs that sees #ThoughtsAndPrayers offered and then exactly zero done to address this crisis. Maybe #IlDouche should deploy the National Guard to gun shop car parks.
How stupid is your average Republican congressperson? This stupid. They can't even keep track of their own gerrymanders. I do think her Democratic opponent missed a trick though. She probably shouldn't have posted about it until it had already started in the wrong place!
Well worth a (slightly terrifying) read.
So if people are the problem maybe they shouldn't be allowed free access to guns. Just thinking outside the box here. #MosesJr #GunsKill
Perhaps I did. ☹
Stephen Miller is truly a modern Renaissance man; he knows absolutely about absolutely everything.
No thank you.
Maybe his kids. After all they're not really British, right?
#Amerika's own #Mengele.
Yet another scumbag Republican politician.
I wouldn't go so far as concern, rapturous anticipation might be more appropriate.
A message for Louisiana's #MosesJr.
#PitchforkTime
#PitchforkTime
But only American hearts apparently. Fucking shitweasel.
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Probably not, no.
Reports that the sheep subsequently slipped across the Welsh border under cover of darkness, claimed asylum and are now living in a hotel owned by a local Reform councillor through a shell company cannot be confirmed at this time.
Unfortunately yes. Two sprogs I think. This is not enriching the gene pool.
She will be interred in a sand trap at a Trump Co golf course yet to be named where there be a commemorative plaque placed on the nearest port-a-potty.
He said whilst wanking into a disgusting old sock lying on a dirty mattress behind the washing machine in his step-mum's basement.
I've worked in the private sector for nearly 50 years & have worked with many like him although none have been as egregious an example as him. He's a climber. All he cares about is getting to the top of the shit heap. He believes in nothing. He will fuck over anyone. He will eventually sel-destruct.
So it's back to castrating hogs on the family farm then.
I have long advocated that any person who, after the age of say 15, states that they wish to be president or they believe themselves qualified to be president should permanently be disqualified to hold the office. Any eventual 'winner' should be dragged into White House screaming and kicking.
I'm thinking that 'Western civilisation' needs to be in irony quotes.
Back to castrating hogs then I guess. Appropriately cowardly.
Shorter #MosesJr: "my god created the human heart and, as part of his perfect plan, the failure of this human heart is therefore to be placed at my god's feet. God did it. Mic drop."
To make sure that you were still lying you shitweasel. Thanks for fessing up though you cretin.
Well that's a start but we need at least 3 more before the window closes. #CPFC
#NoGods #NoMasters #NoMotherfuckingKings
If you're having a bad day just remember it could be worse.
FAO #BrainWorm: they don't look you in the eye because their loving parents have trained them specifically to avoid weird motherfuckers at the airport/library/bus station/McDonald's etc. Kudos are due to the parents.
#Solidarity #EatTheRich
Happy #Friday everyone. Don't be a knobhead. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
It's a start.
"Yeah! More killing, more money!" shouted the #MerchantsOfDeath in the war industry and their political servants.
Based on this statement from the Health Minister Stephen Kinnock I anticipate that the UK will be severing diplomatic relations with the US sometime next week.
In the past couple of days #WeirdIam did an interview in which he told us was ready to be president but don't worry #IlDouche's health is the best ever.
It's always the #Cruelty with these fuckers.