She didn’t start the fire…bullshit. Dude dodged a major bullet. Daughter needs help.
She didn’t start the fire…bullshit. Dude dodged a major bullet. Daughter needs help.
There’s a body or three in that trunk, allegedly, imo…
Fleetwood McEnroe
This is the nicest thing I’ve heard about this psycho…
Not the Men in Black guys…
First book, Pistol Pete’s “War on Warriors” in Wausarw, Wisconsin.
You’re Bobby Wheeler trying to get a part in a Broadway show. Also, your wife’s peach cobbler gives me the trots…
Stinkers…just like his Depends.
You have more gravitas than is humanly possible…
Who pays for milk crates in America, let alone Mexico…
Man of Arteriosteelosis.
I need a TED talk on everything from this fountain of knowledge…
GFY.
“Fix your state” sounds like pedo talk.
I need a couple recommendations besides buying a third copy of To Kill a Mockingbird & Ball Four.
There is a know Epstein list. They ALL wanted to know him…The translator effed up.
I thought you were quite understated…quite.
The true injustice is that Jimmy Stewart is not alive to play Todd Blanche in the “Todd Blanche-Justice Avenger Story-How I, Todd Blanche Fight for Justice Like a Damn Wolverine”…
There is no future tense with these assholes…they are who they are now.
I couldn’t ride the cultural taboo fence harder if it was a bull. That being said, I would rupture my prostate holding in a gallon of whizz to find his gravesite…
Don’t me no it!
In a war of words against ZKM, Cuomo is unarmed.
I’m rethinking my spelling of dum-dum…
Norman Vincent Dump can make lemonade out of enslavement…
Like a flying car from the Jetsons…
Trump is fucking Norman Vincent Peale. Attaboy, Norman. Put a positive spin on slavery!!
Getting sleeeeeepy…dammit, they’re Adorables!
Hulk Hogan??? Omg!!! LMFAO!!! Goddamn that’s laugh out loud funny! Can his office do more with other great celebrities? With his eyes open & winking?
What about my sublime buttocks, fish sticks & tell me watch you want, watch you really, really want…
Allusions? Not even sure, but now I’m replaying the argument Harding has in “Cuckoo’s Nest” with Tabert (Christopher Lloyd) over this unimportant detail & the GOP has had a collective lobotomy…
The Cliff Clavin Network. Think they know everything, but don’t know shit. Apologies to Cliff…had a good buddy, good heart, wasn’t really a c**t like his network.
Governor Newsom, do you really have 16” pythons?
Ironically, he chose a new profession whose clients didn’t need a dentist…
She also was seen kissing Cousin Jeffrey by a keen-eyed observer…
6. Phew.
Chit Chatting Heads.
Second City TV did a skit that showed Joe Flaherty hitting a sour note on his saxophone, getting accused of using marijuana & I can’t hear jazz without that visual…sorry Jazz.
Christopher has a nice Winnie the Pooh touch to it…
Dale is working my last nerve. How Kat not leave him yet? Mmmmmmhhhhhhhhh…
Also, what if you traveled at twice the speed of lights?
But then how do you explain Norbert’s ark?
Ich bin ein Believah! Still quote this. The Monkees plagiarized it, but nobody cared because it was such a banger…
More cunty than brilliant, but brilliant nonetheless. Still pretty cunty, though…
Buddy Holly in Iowa brings back good memories…
Pillow Kitty by Ann Geddes…
Bono had the same experience with South Park. Ditto Saddam Hussein. And the Devil. No lies told. They deserve a Pulitzer or Grammy or whatnot…
I would pay good money for a reporter to DO THEIR FUCKING JOB! Pretend you want to know the Fucking Truth!
But, in all fairness, he COULD have said it at one time…I rest my case.
He is the reason I will never watch anyone on CNN again…force feeding people stupid is stupidity.
Smellabilty is also very important aspect of an orchid’s understanding…
You can call me Tern, young lady…
I was expecting something like this…
Tell us more about #121. Folks need to know & whatnot.
This is a news organization, nothing less.
Cherry ride there, Ol’ Freckles…
Katie. 13 years old. Dershowitz wants to retroactively legalize child rape.
They are proof there’s no vengeful god…
@marcelias.bsky.social @normeisen.bsky.social @nealkatyal.bsky.social To all the great legal minds…not you Dersh! Is it kosher to try & sell this beautiful artwork? 72” x 60”!
Braving the icy rivers of Rum, Whiskey & Vodka is no small feat…
You meant Night Shift…
He missed a couple galaxies, acktualllyyy…
Acktuallyyyyyyyy…those were 30 hard-ass years…
How can you buy someone a beer & want to punch him in the face at the same time?
Guys like Ichiro, Sandberg & Griffey deserve their own wing in the Hall.
Donald & Jeffrey will suffer the same fate.
This doesn’t seem possible…
I hope my future caregiver rips that same shit for me someday…
Not human. That’s why…
Admittedly, Austin still owns me. Kiss me, big boy…
By “chicken”, I think she meant different people…
RP McMurphy for head of CPS.
NBC “News”…
Did NBC News really pay someone to write this shit? Was Huntley or Brinkley capable of this degree of mendacity? How many dumbass questions could I ask where the answer is “fuck no”?
PTA meetings must be off the hook….
Same board.
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Fool me once, shame… Fool me twice,… Fool me thrice, shame on… Fool me quadruple, sh… Fool me triple double, I need another shot of Trump vodka…and a meme coin.
Hit that poutine hard & whatnot…
Can we set up a GoFundMe for this poor woman? Please, someone help her…
I lost my ass with oranges in the 80’s & haven’t learned my lesson with Blockbuster or Tesla …
Adorables.
I’d like to hear from Gacy & Dahmer before I make a decision…
Trump turning the evidence into a televised “trial” would be the highest rated event ever…he needs to go out on a high note.
He got Munsoned.
She’s probably 24 years old by today’s standards, but he would be 106…
You are so good. I hope your blood pressure isn’t as high as mine right now…
Fat incels are pathetic…
Ask Wexner. He was a night-looker, boy hooker, rent-boy, bro-ho!🎹🎼🎸
Not good with Calvin & Hobbes. On the other hand, losing Dilbert & Hagar the Horrible is acceptable…and Tank McNamara if those two aren’t enough.
The most punchable face, by no one, in theory, ever…
Breaking news: First business of order: change name to Astrologer. Nice move…
Also post forever the pos that keep cheering him on…
Jose Canseco?
Not many people know he didn’t “literally” believe his own belief that all species descended from a common ancestor…funny guy.
Release his gas receipts, too, while you’re at it…and how many times he at at TooJays…no stone left…whatever.
In Wisconsin, you play it, sing along to it, or stare lovingly at it…
