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As much as we would like to help him, there are two reasons not to. One, it is better for every single person in the United States if he wins this battle through the court system there. Two, Trump would order ICE agents to enter Canada to get him and we already have enough of his BS to deal with.
If only all of Europe had known not to go to war with Germany in 1939 that whole debacle might have been avoided.
So much head, so little face.
Just a grammar check here. The term twat is being used incorrectly. It should always be preceded by the word useless. Charlie Kirk is a “useless twat” is the proper form of this sentence.
Irony RIP 2025
When you just know 100% in your heart that you’re one of the bad guys in the history books your grandkids will read.
Imagine you had to go home from work and come up with “bags of election fraud” because your boss decided that he wanted that to be a thing.
The gas money wouldn’t be worth it anyways, but October is a coin flip. Zero visibility and snowing slush from the sky, or beautiful fall colors and warm afternoons.
It’s a nice drive though. Banff. Yoho. Not the worst of I need it!
They need to yell. I hate saying that but it’s true. The anger needs volume. The term firebrand gets tossed around haphazardly, but an actual one is necessary. People stop and listen when it’s a bit of a show. Be louder.
BREAKING NEWS: Judge issues order that due process shall remain a thing for a little while.
If only Trump would pick up the phone and end the war immediately. Why hasn’t he done this yet? It is day 216 of his presidency and the phone call is 215 days behind schedule!!!!! Just call already.
Gym Jordan, character witness for Maxwell. That’s definitely on brand for the GOP. Just…wow.
#ETTD This will happen to Vance, Patel, Noem, Bongingo, Lutnick, et al. Everyone of these people ever was chewed up and spit out at the microsecond that Trump could benefit from it. Nobody who ever got in bed with this man didn’t end up under a bus.
Give that man a prime time slot.
BREAKING NEWS: Canada now has a Bieber everyone can agree on.
I heard she was feeling bit “suicidey” today too.
BREAKING NEWS: US Homeland Security Model Kristi Noem announces that the border wall will be painted black. The black paint is expected to make the wall hotter and harder. Plans are also underway to cover the wall in spider stickers to make it "even more scarier to climb."
Joe would send boatloads of weapons to fight the bad guy, pretty sure.
Exactly the point. Zelenskyy knows damn well Putin can’t be trusted at all but if this offer is put on the table and Putin says no, then he is completely exposed as negotiating in bad faith. The question now is: “Why isn’t this ok if you promise not to attack again in the future?”
How about this: Russia withdraws from all Ukraine territory, except for Crimea. Ukraine agrees not to join NATO, unless Russia attacks Ukraine again at any point. If they do attack at any future date, NATO membership is automatic, and NATO retaliation against Russia is guaranteed.
Cuba?
Trump had the lasagna.
Huge night at the plate obviously, but that stat line now has a STOLEN BASE. Atta boy Kirk!!!!
And how does Putin know the “real” results?
Of all the things Putin definitely didn’t say, he definitely didn’t say this one the most.
Maybe one of these factories could build an intelligence for the White House.
The 10 is because Alaska still belongs to the US after the meeting ended. Great job Donald!
BREAKING NEWS: Trump and Putin agree to let everyone return to focusing on Epstein.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump prepared to offer Putin “all of the rare Earth minerals in Alaska, a lot of Ukraine, and Eric & Jared” in exchange for six magic beans and a tremendous promise to stop bombing.”
He’s going to give away Alaska in exchange for nothing then get mad at Zelensky for it because he didn’t agree to let Russia keep everything they took.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump appoints Adam Johnson (seen below) as Chief of Making Sure Podiums Stay Exactly Where They Are.
Haaaahaaaa!
What I’m getting from this is that Trump 100,000,000% for sure has stayed at the Ritz Carlton Moscow at least once.
Carbon dioxide was there for me when I was at my lowest.
“I was just following orders.” That is what this eventually ends with.
Keep these coming all day every day.
SOURCE: “The most severe consequence discussed involved a scenario where severe consequences would be very severely discussed again at a deadline 30 days from the initial severe consequence discussion.”
There is a zero percent chance that he has even heard of Leningrad. Somebody where as dumb as him wrote this, OR, they needed to sound as dumb as him.
This is step one of a process. That process ends up with Trump’s secret police threatening lawmakers into submission more another violent attempts at retaining power. America, he’s destroying you. Democracy is a frog slowly boiling. Never stop fighting this fascist.
Carney is not only showing the world how to deal with the petulant toddler POTUS in terms of PR and messaging. He is also expanding Canada’s business relationships globally, which lets Trump know that we are fine to take our business elsewhere. We don’t need to sell the US our resources at 50% off.
So…. #TrumpEpstein ? Or #EpsteinTrump ? Just trying to get a handle on what this is all about.
Don’t forget, betas want to bang their own daughters too.
The world is changing. The writing is all over the walls, Mark. People are fed up with a system that no longer works for them and want somebody to break it. Not on a micro level either. Lecturing them on fixing the current system is useless. Radical change is the desire. That takes radical leaders.
Like his VP predecessor, Vance will inevitably be thrown under a bus when Trump needs that to happen for his own benefit. It’s guaranteed. Watching Vance try to pathetically save his political career will nauseatingly hilarious. #ETTD
I just discovered a napkin in my kitchen with “$300,000,000” written on it. Headed to the bank now to let them know to update my account balance to match this newly found number. I assume they will take my word for it.
Not hard to see the gameplan here. Delay delay delay. Attack the Clintons endlessly. That’s it. Muddy the waters. The end. Anyone who thinks these files will ever be released with Trump in the White House is foolish. Unless they are leaked, nobody will know the truth. Ever.
I’ll go have a “chat” with this douchenozzle. Im in Canada.
Note to Kristi Noem: It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
Noem's face falling on the ground and chasing everyone around the room was priceless. Almost as priceless as miniature Vance asking Trump is he wanted to put the baby oil in Satan's ass. You just know they will take this even further as the season progresses.
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The amount of people who don't realize that #ETTD, is staggering. The stupidity it takes to believe in Trump in any way, shape, or form, is hard to comprehend.
BREAKING NEWS: Moon landing falls to number 2 spot in list of greatest television moments in history.
BREAKING: Dean Cain is still into cosplaying a tough guy. More to come.
Well cosplay is kinda his thing I guess.
I always reno my house to look exactly like my other house when I plan on peacefully and uneventfully leaving it in a couple years.
Germany, 1937
Name it Chernepstein
Do they by chance ship these pirogies to Canada?
Republicans don’t get to say shit about Trump. This group of cowards can clutch their pearls all they want, but they are the enablers that allow him to burn the country down one piece at a time. Claiming the high ground while he spits in their faces and destroys 250 years of democracy. GTFOH.
For anyone who hasn’t puked in their own mouth yet today….you’re welcome.
Civility and intelligence.
This is your president. If you aren’t ok with the FACTS below, start by punishing the GOP in every election. They provide this monster cover, make his excuses, and allow him to have the power to cover this up. They are sycophants and grifters, cowering in fear. Punish every last one.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump celebrates Mexican cuisine by announcing a 90 day Taco period.
Because of course he did.
Gerrymandering is the drawing of districts to unfairly favor one political party. Here’s how it hurts democracy. www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...
To be fair, Fox claimed in court they weren’t news, more than once, and claimed they were obviously just entertainment, and not to be taken seriously
He’s acting guilty as hell, that’s obvious. But that also means he is scared of the information that’s out there, AND that he knows it’s not in the hands of people who want to help him. Trump knows he can’t escape this one it seems. So… LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!
People are right to say he is acting like someone who is guilty of horrible things (which he obviously is). But he is also acting like someone who knows that the evidence to prove it is in the hands of people who won’t help him escape justice. So who has this stuff?
This isn’t happening. It’s a nothing burger to stir up her far right base. Albertans hate this idea and have told her so emphatically. Not even worthy of a story.
My lines in my sand: -violent coup attempts -worrying more about your image than human lives during a public health catastrophe -being openly racist and pandering to white supremacists and white nationalists -being guilty of sexual assault -lying with every breath -the maturity of a 9 year old
Nazis. Every. Last. One.
Naramata, British Columbia. Last night.
The Blue Jays
Not real, but if I hadn’t said so you would have asked ChatGPT.
Don’t want my account flagged so I won’t repeat it but repeatedly calling Trump a Retar….ed fa..got with a tiny penis for half hour was South Park at its absolute finest. Throw in Paramount (Skydabce deal), CBS News, anit-woke AND woke, and religion in schools, all in 30 minutes. Wow. Pure genius.
Just watched new episode and it is absolutely savage. A masterclass on how to insult a person. Wow. Well done fellas. Bravo.
Unplug him and plug him back in. Happens all the time.
The speed at which the rats will abandon the sinking ship once the truth is out, will be staggering.
I assume that “The Trump American Freedom Eagle Touchdown Opera Hut of American Freedom” was taken?
Somebody please add the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme to this when she passes things over
Good. Start going after the misinformation spreaders and make it painful. Deter this nonsense by any means necessary.
They just don't care what they say, as long as you are watching. It is all lies.
Her MaddAdam Trilogy is some of the best literature I have every read. I hope she's not too accurate about that dystopian future. I highly recommend those books if you like her other work.
Imagine what Elon could do.
As a Canadian I feel it is imperative to tell any American who doesn’t already realize it, that this looks absolutely batshit. Hilariously, painfully embarrassing. Like, just…wow. No normal human being could think this isn’t absolutely absurd. Please vote every single GOP member out of office.
It is your duty as Americans to vote against EVERY Republican running ANYWHERE, in ANY election, until EVERY lever of power Trump has is gone. All the way down every ballot. The GOP is responsible for this monster. He is destroying 250 years of democracy. What fascism looks like in 2025:
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Lawyer Alina Habba is officially just a t-shirt now.
I feel like if Ozzy can make it to 76, I can do at least 120.
Epstein. Trump. Oh, and furthermore. Epstein. And Trump. #EpsteinTrump
I am putting the over / under on the timeline for these things to become Terminators at 4 weeks.
I know it isn't August yet but I am wondering if Lakeshore Drive or Yonge Street would be a better route for the parade. Thoughts? #bluejays
So I am not going to see an article tomorrow about Trump telling a bunch of Scottish kindergarteners that he shot six under par yesterday and Joe Biden is a pedophile?
-They know what is in the Grand Jury files and do not want it out. -Trump is maneuvering to put out a BS version of the files. -That BS version will take as long as possible to buy time. -Once it is out they do everything in their power to muddy the waters and never release the Grand Jury stuff.
#trumpepstein
Sources say that later today he will be introducing legislation requiring all members of congress to cover themselves with Cheeto dust before entering the chamber.
Do not let this become normalized under any circumstances. Share this with every person you know. Protest it. Call your congress person. Speak out every chance you get. This is Germany in the 1930s. That is not hyperbole. Its the sad, disgusting truth.
Houthis!
You know how I know you’re screwed? You like Coldplay.