Profile banner
Profile picture

Bonesito

@bonesito.bsky.social

created August 24, 2023

38 followers 83 following 880 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Biden: Cannonball Titcomb!

3/9/2025, 1:52:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I say we run with this… put Naval command in an underwater base and Air Force command on a steam punk floating city like in Bioshock Infinite.

2/9/2025, 10:57:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

He seemed like one of the sharpest and willing to adapt olds. Ironically, maybe that’s what led him to this decision.

2/9/2025, 10:53:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

lmao, I love this so much

2/9/2025, 5:22:21 PM | 168 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk if people who didn’t know him before he was elected appreciate just how stupid and cowardly he is. Runaway leader in the Senate but he stands out as a stupid coward even among hundreds of football coaches over the past few decades.

2/9/2025, 9:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social)

Maybe folks who receive more praise on Twitter, with everything we know about that site’s “users” and algorithm, should consider why that may be the case. Imagine if people kept popping up on Twitter in 2012 complaining its users weren’t as reasonable as 4Chan’s.

2/9/2025, 5:56:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corey O'Neill (@coreyoneill.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

image
2/9/2025, 4:24:02 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the viewership and hate watch if every school had an old grumpy coach past their prime being dragged around by the vapid child he dates.

2/9/2025, 3:15:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture treb (@treblaw.bsky.social) reposted

they got Michael Jordan to leave a casino to attend this game

2/9/2025, 2:19:04 AM | 492 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BYCTOM (@byctom.bsky.social) reposted

if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly

2/9/2025, 2:40:01 AM | 1077 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

He is resigning the presidency to become the next head football coach at the University of North Carolina.

2/9/2025, 2:19:14 AM | 381 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social)

At this point UNC hopes they can lose by 4 TDs.

2/9/2025, 2:35:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire economy right now is basically just 5 companies buying Nvidia chips.

2/9/2025, 2:14:05 AM | 60 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow it’s almost impressive how many terrible games are listed here.

2/9/2025, 2:09:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted

don’t worry guys steve will get this fixed up

2/9/2025, 2:04:12 AM | 60 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean some people should definitely be deported.

2/9/2025, 2:05:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly just rid the entire program of argyle.

2/9/2025, 2:03:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

There were plenty in the first half too.

2/9/2025, 2:02:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t even get him into the top 10. Even if you leave out political figures guys like Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, and Shkreli exist.

2/9/2025, 2:01:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny thing is it’s widely believed he was responsible for South Carolina lighting up Tennessee and Clemson in 2023 after Marcus Satterfield was quite fired.

2/9/2025, 1:56:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

To their credit, I don’t think I saw a single basketball jersey in those shots. Proud of them.

2/9/2025, 1:52:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying not to lose will pretty consistently produce worse results than trying to win.

2/9/2025, 1:50:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

System coach

2/9/2025, 1:13:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Jordon from The Balcony
2/9/2025, 12:26:47 AM | 477 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean (@bracketdobber.net) reposted

Get McAfee off my television.

1/9/2025, 11:04:17 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Clemson is gonna steal this.

1/9/2025, 11:02:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

What do we need to do to get you a Gamecocks pennant? Come see LaNorris.

1/9/2025, 10:05:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

1/9/2025, 10:01:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up a Shaq fan. Liked whatever team he was on.

1/9/2025, 9:54:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Children cannot consent you dumb ole bitch.

1/9/2025, 2:06:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

NM has been a blue state for at least several decades.

1/9/2025, 1:31:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s literally never won vs a P4 opponent.

1/9/2025, 1:25:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mayo Thot Jay (@jayarnold.bsky.social) reposted

One does not simply tackle LaNorris Sellers

31/8/2025, 10:26:53 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture matt (@lurrie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

everyone has a Guy now. capitol one guy. bmo guy. tired of the guys.

1/9/2025, 3:03:56 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, why did Modelo decide to get jokey? I liked their serious commercials. Who asked for this fan recruiting guy?

1/9/2025, 4:24:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

That man was in a pew not 12 hrs later.

1/9/2025, 4:16:10 AM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frog and Toad Bot (@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social) reposted

“The people in this book are brave,” said Toad. “They fight dragons and giants, and they are never afraid.” “I wonder if we are brave,” said Frog.

1/9/2025, 1:37:14 AM | 1835 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol “not nice!” is hilarious.

1/9/2025, 2:23:38 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social)

Lol just remembered Derek Dooley is running for US Senate in GA because…. people liked his dad there? Or dislike 30 years ago? Idk still can’t figure that out.

1/9/2025, 1:55:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Just looked this up and read an article until it said, “Campbell argues that giving the NCAA the ability to sell a national TV package…” Can’t say when I take a look around I get the urge to give the NCAA more influence over anything.

1/9/2025, 1:50:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, I bet that would get me down to 115, maybe even 110 though.

1/9/2025, 1:03:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Sellers can hit most of those in a full sprint… I can’t promise any of his WRs could catch them though.

1/9/2025, 12:04:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

“80-something New Yorkers in deep debt” Oh…. When is he moving to Myrtle Beach?

1/9/2025, 12:02:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Sellers to Nyck Harbor for a 64 yd South Carolina TD

31/8/2025, 10:10:17 PM | 58 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m glad the fast guy showed he could be fast.

31/8/2025, 10:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social)

That’s all I’ve wanted Harbor’s entire career.

31/8/2025, 10:10:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

That guy who doesn’t want to be criticized is a bitch.

31/8/2025, 9:27:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben (@vtben.bsky.social) reposted

You know fall is here when Brian Kelly’s face looks like the color of a nightshade Tom Brady is afraid to eat.

31/8/2025, 12:25:37 AM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

This took me about 20 reads for it to click in my brain. Basically “is Texas CFB’s new Alabama.”

31/8/2025, 7:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture james 🐎🔫 (@buffalocia.bsky.social) reposted

ACC has a commercial where all the schools are little dolls and they play in a dollhouse and pretend they're a real conference. Little on the nose.

31/8/2025, 1:35:52 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

The AP took and dated the pic of him with his granddaughter. He ain’t gone but to quote Stanley Hudson, “it’s a quarter to five and [he has] begun to gather his things.”

31/8/2025, 6:55:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Save the buyout by reassigning him to UAB - everyone wins!

31/8/2025, 6:34:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Dead? Downgrade? No offense? Folks that sounds like the Texas Longhorns

30/8/2025, 6:31:52 PM | 684 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beth (@thesoulfulwit.bsky.social) reposted

Brian Kelly looks like the senator that melts in X-men.

31/8/2025, 3:20:03 AM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Let get in a bus to drive to the other side of the stadium where we’ll touch a rock a guy used as a doorstop then run down a hill.

31/8/2025, 4:13:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

It’s so funny that Clemson has to get on a bus to run down the hill

30/8/2025, 11:46:39 PM | 361 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

31/8/2025, 4:10:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, you sweet summer child.

31/8/2025, 4:08:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Pair it with a “huzzah!” imho.

31/8/2025, 4:05:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Brother, I think you’re lost.

31/8/2025, 3:01:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Do the one after that TD was overturned.

31/8/2025, 2:18:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

No collection of people that includes McAfee will ever get back there.

30/8/2025, 11:49:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture College Football's Split Zone Duo (@splitzoneduo.com) reposted

Thank you, Lee. Thank you for everything

image
30/8/2025, 4:00:17 PM | 301 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Same in at the very least basically all of the South. What am I gonna get a roof from a gringo? How long would that even take? 3 days? More? Couldn’t be me.

30/8/2025, 3:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Backes (@timbackes.bsky.social) reposted

Convinced more than ever that it’s going to happen relatively soon, but also pretty certain it hasn’t happened yet.

30/8/2025, 1:17:57 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

They could just use Melania’s dad. (I wish this were a joke.)

30/8/2025, 12:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

BRICS has existed for over 15 years.

30/8/2025, 11:23:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team

30/8/2025, 2:08:42 AM | 932 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Saying goodbye this weekend to an old man who was a great and beloved leader. I refer of course to Lee Corso

30/8/2025, 4:40:38 AM | 379 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah Trump’s whole thing is everyone in America knows who he is. I doubt that’s true even of any other president. Most people don’t know Vance and those who do kinda hate him. Random GOP congressmen aren’t afraid of him.

30/8/2025, 4:35:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChampagneVideoStore (@champagnevideo.bsky.social) reposted

Don't get my hopes up with the Trump speculation.

image
30/8/2025, 4:26:06 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex McDaniel (@alexmcdaniel.co) reposted

time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football

image
30/8/2025, 3:33:40 AM | 88 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

www.thedailybeast.com/conservative...

30/8/2025, 1:02:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Andy Reid: so you boys are going to the college game tonight? Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats! Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.

29/8/2025, 2:41:15 AM | 682 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

That one kid is Greg Abbot - feel old yet?

30/8/2025, 12:01:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_...

29/8/2025, 11:05:47 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I get a lot of sports stuff in my feed because those are basically the only people I follow… but also had someone tell me everyone to the right of Bernie should be executed yesterday.

29/8/2025, 10:19:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

Thinking about becoming beloved and respected by all.

29/8/2025, 12:51:45 PM | 69 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social)

Let’s have a weekend!

image
29/8/2025, 9:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Towers is a small sample size All-Star (@cptowers.bsky.social) reposted

If I had to give one piece of universally applicable cooking advice it would be this: They are lying to you about how much garlic to use in any given recipe by at least half.

28/8/2025, 11:16:30 PM | 130 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I kinda disagree but think basically all of the reasons that create that disagreement are their own, more important political/electoral issues.

29/8/2025, 8:05:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair it seems pretty obvious that you’re coming to this site just to fight and try to get some easy Dem heterodoxy points. Idk why anyone would be excited about being your prop in that endeavor. Seems like you want to be an everyman but immediately recoil at ideas to address income inequality.

29/8/2025, 6:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Sir, can you confirm or deny whether you are literally Bane???

29/8/2025, 6:38:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Take a page from BK and blame the players imho.

29/8/2025, 2:20:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social)

Damn, Boise catching heat from the bots.

image
29/8/2025, 11:57:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s good to have bigger margins of victories because at least you know USF surely out-gained Boise. Surely. Surely?

29/8/2025, 11:48:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope so? (I think?)

29/8/2025, 11:26:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

On the whatnow?

29/8/2025, 2:23:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty rough to have no TDs against a coach who appears to be nearly entirely incompetent.

29/8/2025, 2:21:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JP Acosta (@acosta32jp.bsky.social) reposted

Begging Dylan Raiola to get his own gimmick

29/8/2025, 1:42:48 AM | 38 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

They have lights at that game?

29/8/2025, 2:15:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair the broadcast did talk about him first but iirc mostly about whatever weird friendship he and Railoa have.

29/8/2025, 2:14:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Superior Dome Enthusiast (@yooperrevavanchist.bsky.social) reposted

AND WHAT A VENUE!

28/8/2025, 11:07:35 PM | 44 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s undeniably one of the scoreboards of all time.

28/8/2025, 11:27:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

The Panthers being one of those teams is very funny. Actually…. Isn’t it the entire NFC South?

28/8/2025, 9:23:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted

With his trade to the Packers, Micah Parsons now moves to a team that has been to the Super Bowl more recently than the Cowboys (which is true of 19 other NFL franchises as well)

28/8/2025, 9:17:32 PM | 222 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

This is entirely unrelated to Crooked Media though?

28/8/2025, 8:48:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol this is just straight up fan fiction.

28/8/2025, 8:29:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonesito (@bonesito.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah they’ve been to the left of the party on a range of issues since the show’s inception including Medicare for All, ending the filibuster, and court packing/reform. Criticized support for Isreal and Bibi generally long before Oct 7. It’s trendy to just blindly punch at Dems though.

28/8/2025, 8:27:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view