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Bonnie Patterson

@bonniepatterson.bsky.social

Lead Narrative Designer on UNANNOUNCED CONSOLE SHOOTER. Yes, we finally get to shoot all those unannounced consoles! She/her. Former cyberneticist.

created September 23, 2023

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Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Crypto II, in other words. "We know it doesn't work but we invested in it and if we want to make money, we need you to use it. Even though it doesn't work."

3/9/2025, 7:16:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a lot of overlap between goth, industrial and punk in terms of what goths like, but most of the bands being mentioned are definitely industrial, not goth. Unless maybe it's a UK/America thing? (Or an "I am too old to be relevant" thing :) )

3/9/2025, 7:08:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Somebody wake up Hicks (@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social) reposted

The Thing is one of my favourite movies and this short video has some fantastic images of the miniatures they used. A lot of attention is justifiably on the amazing practical effects by Rob Bottin and his team but a lot of the other models were also stunning. youtu.be/lNrpM9fXoRE?...

3/9/2025, 6:37:31 AM | 59 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

They fixed Twilight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tc6...

3/9/2025, 12:45:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Oww, yeah, too soon.

31/8/2025, 3:18:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Walsh (@englishscribe.bsky.social) reposted

OPPORTUNITY - Remote - Narrative Writer Not affiliated. Shares welcome Compensation: 20,000–30,000 RMB/month See thread for details - contact THEM with questions. Responsibilities - Write and develop story arcs for a mystery-themed hidden-object mobile game. Craft compelling characters - 1/3

31/8/2025, 9:50:48 AM | 46 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

Just because the Tories purged all the liberals from the BBC does not give them licence to make such a historically delusional programme as King and Conqueror. Ivo Taillefer is famed for charging across the battle, alone, to kill Saxons making fun of his singing. Not for being oiked with a spear.

31/8/2025, 3:15:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imogen (@iscoppie.bsky.social) reposted

I'm looking for animation work! Here's some of my work, if interested contact me at: imogen_scoppie@hotmail.co.uk πŸ“¨ #animation #showreel #portfolio

31/8/2025, 11:00:00 AM | 242 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dax, sapphic fantasy author (@daxaeterna.ink) reposted

Oh my gosh, getting in touch with the BBB WORKED. PayPal is restoring my account and I should have access to my money again. If you are in the US or deal with the US PayPal and your account is randomly, without warning, and without explanation closed down, file a complaint with the BBB!

29/8/2025, 5:47:57 PM | 4113 2321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

...asylum seekers better off than they were at home (Take the difference between what someone would make in their home country and the amount they make working here, split it in half and make that sum a new arrivals tax for the first 5 years someone is here.)

31/8/2025, 2:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

The book "Open Borders" by economist Brian Caplan and artist/humourist Zach Weinersmith explains - in completely understandable terms - how immigration can improve an economy. It even offers the option of a "New Arrivals" tax as a way of mitigating ill feeling while still leaving (cont...)

31/8/2025, 2:02:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, the days of "Takin' our jerbs" being a major fear are past; now people are far more afraid of a "taxpayer burden" being created by people who are economically inactive. It's one of the core Green Party policies to allow asylum seekers to work.

31/8/2025, 1:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

*chortle* What would you do with Outlaws: Dungeon Keeper?

31/8/2025, 1:42:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone send inkwrat many, many more pins please.

31/8/2025, 1:41:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

"Martin, it's all psychological. You yell "barracuda", everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell "turd", we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."

31/8/2025, 1:38:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch Sabbagh (@mitchformer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

www.riotgames.com/en/work-with... Senior Narrative Writer - Riot. LA.

28/8/2025, 1:02:23 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

This is the list of games that AI thinks use cnc-ddraw. AI does not work. Though I would play Fallout: Theme Hospital if it existed.

The following games have been tested and supported by cnc-ddraw, which helps them run smoothly on platforms like WINE: Command & Conquer Gold Command & Conquer: Red Alert Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 Carmageddon Carmageddon 2 Warcraft II StarCraft Diablo 2: Age of Empires Age of Empires II Fallout: The Theme Hospital Populous: The Beginning Outlaws: Dungeon Keeper Dark Reign: The Future of War Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds Atomic Bomberman Dune 2000 Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee Commandos: Red Baron 3D F-16 Multirole Fighter F-22 Raptor Nox
31/8/2025, 1:22:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture passivestar (@passivestar.bsky.social) reposted

Sharing all of my blender texturing secrets in this in-depth ucupaint guide, hope it helps πŸ™‚

30/8/2025, 10:23:41 PM | 519 128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taconite (@taconite.bsky.social) reposted

After 6 months of awesome work, 𝑁𝑖𝑏𝑖𝑖𝑛𝑔 is launching this Sept.! Check it out along with 4 other indie games from Michigan devs as part of the @locallysourced.bsky.social anthology 2! Check out our steam page at: store.steampowered.com/app/3938610/... #gamedev #indiegame #steam #majorupdate

31/8/2025, 1:01:12 AM | 15 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

That actually works better anyway. He thinks he's entitled to use my organs, and turn-about's fair play. And I'm hoping your kidneys will be big, tough and nice and springy for you.

31/8/2025, 1:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

*scrabbles to tell friends it'll be a long walk to give blood to Snoopy* :D

31/8/2025, 1:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21903 21606 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

"We need to make games quicker" No, we either need to get investors to understand that they can't speed up making a game and it takes a decade for AAA now, or we need to get players to understand and be willing to accept that we can't do AAA any more.

30/8/2025, 7:26:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

If I pelt him to death with Blorks, can I have your kidneys?

30/8/2025, 7:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Two best horror movies: Ringu and He Never Died - if you've not seen either of them, I recommend you pounce.

30/8/2025, 7:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Which country is that in?

30/8/2025, 7:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

.. the awkward moment I realise that, yet again, I have suggested we kill a lot of people for science.

30/8/2025, 7:16:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

King Harold used to be an adventurer, but then he took an arrow to the eye.

30/8/2025, 7:15:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And this is exactly what Trump was trying to force on Britain in his trade deal.

29/8/2025, 1:56:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you know if there's ever been a modern study on whether eating a person makes an animal more likely to kill another one? Or is killing maneaters just revenge for the sake of optics?

29/8/2025, 1:38:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how many visual effects artists think James Cameron is too expensive

29/8/2025, 1:32:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And they wonder why they can't afford to make their products

29/8/2025, 1:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not so bad. Ask her for food. No, stop. Wait til 4am. THEN phone her 91 times to ask for food.

29/8/2025, 1:12:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's amazing that they think they're going to get more of the old and disabled back in work when they're doing nothing to actually make it possible. Statistics show massive discrimination against older people in the job market, and companies don't offer WFH or other things the disabled need.

25/8/2025, 1:57:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

So basically, you're her narrative cat.

25/8/2025, 1:54:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope, definintely not a mistake. I was blown away by the quality and originality from the moment I opened it.

25/8/2025, 1:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture XI 🌱 熙 (@shiximi.bsky.social) reposted

Do I know anyone interested in small freelance gigs? A mix between illustration and design work, about 8-10 hours per piece. Paid. This is vague, but please drop your work below if these are strong suits of yours, thank you! πŸ‘

24/8/2025, 10:06:29 PM | 75 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's believable - Australia once went to war with Emus. No, seriously. Real thing. And a Cassowary is just an Emu with short legs.

25/8/2025, 3:36:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

I saw Gavin Newsom with the California Republic flag and thought the NCR bear had lost a head.

25/8/2025, 3:31:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Several decades ago, I spent ages sorting out these archives as a temp. It involved a lot of heavy lifting and dust to the face. It's a massive shame that these archives are no longer available to the payers of the licence fee.

24/8/2025, 12:38:52 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

This image may be of use to you:

A poster with a dirty grey border around the edge. It is evidently printed on newsprint paper. A logo and text at the top of the poster attribute it to
24/8/2025, 12:27:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet they claimed we had to Brexit for the fishing industry... while making EU sales much more difficult for the little plastic men who truly contribute to this country. (Also its contributions count double because Ian Livingstone has put money back into the country with his school)

19/8/2025, 9:22:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, I think our status as a gaming superpower took a large hit when studios shuttered left and right and institutional knowledge got thrown in the bin right along with the devs who held it.

19/8/2025, 9:19:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm having no joy fighting age with jetlag, either.

19/8/2025, 9:14:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

This does not seem legit, but then, it's not hard to find 615 "game developers" who aren't legit and are just trying to clone other games with AI. Which they seem not to be succeeding at, because AI is shite.

19/8/2025, 9:13:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

IF bag.exists THEN cat

19/8/2025, 12:50:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't find any blades in that name.

19/8/2025, 12:49:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

"live and drink" contains an automatic upsell - it makes me thirsty every time.

19/8/2025, 12:48:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

You two deserved it - well, that and probably a sizeable cash sum, because there's never enough of those. Caves of Qud is my go-to when I'm trying to explain the benefits of dedication to craft.

19/8/2025, 12:41:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

Well deserved!

19/8/2025, 12:38:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Then I won't explain why I agree with you!

15/8/2025, 1:17:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Get ALL the condiments.

14/8/2025, 10:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Urge to steal all their salt & pepper is strong.

14/8/2025, 10:13:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird that "American" is not an option.

14/8/2025, 10:11:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Why am I delighted by this image?

12/8/2025, 11:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

This is my emergency "brain off" switch. After watching it, I can't do wurbs any more and just happily toot and parple. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIG...

12/8/2025, 10:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And once the opponent concedes, that's it, they've lost no matter how many votes they got

11/8/2025, 7:48:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand corrected!

4/8/2025, 4:44:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it weird that, despite all the people trying to cause grammar-induced seizures, I feel more comfortable in this thread than anywhere else in social media because people are putting exemplar terms in quotes?

4/8/2025, 4:31:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And "greed" and "avarice"

4/8/2025, 4:27:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And let's not forget the mythical Alot, a much-loved creature. "I like this Alot".

The semi-mythical nature of the Alot has not stopped this brown, wooly, horned beast being liked, loved and cared about by the human population. It doesn't really know what to make it of though, which may explain why the human hugging the perplexed Alot is wearing a red shirt - a legendary symbol of impending death noted for being more accurate than a banshee's wail.
4/8/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

You're all just doing this to hurt me now.

4/8/2025, 4:21:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

A question mark, for a start!

4/8/2025, 4:21:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And vice versa. People keep talking about Harry and Meghan "reining" over the UK, which is wrong on so many levels all at once.

4/8/2025, 4:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably the most trivial of all the things listed here, but it would be constantly correcting "Step foot". "SET foot". It is "SET foot". As in, "I would not set my foot down on the floor or ground within a mile of that place". You don't "Step foot" in exactly the same way you don't "Run legs".

4/8/2025, 4:16:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody who tries to sell you crypto and tells you what a good investment it is, is just trying to stop the investment *they* made losing value. If investment in crypto doesn't keep growing, they lose a lot of money. That's the hallmark of a pyramid scheme.

4/8/2025, 3:48:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

At the moment, the planet is only killing off about one of them a year. We need to explain to her that she needs to SCALE.

4/8/2025, 10:31:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

When the Orcas swim into town.

4/8/2025, 10:28:23 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And for the criminal records of domestic abuse and sexual assault among the violent members of their base.

4/8/2025, 10:27:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

As a green activist, I have been lobbying for small boars week for a decade or so now.

4/8/2025, 10:26:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I find myself sincerely hoping that the warning on that email says "CAUTION: This email originates from a hyper-capitalist publisher that does not care about facts."

4/8/2025, 10:25:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Ideally, something each :D Then we won't have to battle to the death. Well, not with each other.

4/8/2025, 10:24:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans and... *shudder* young people.

4/8/2025, 10:16:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

The reward points pay for my Xbox sub. My partner insists on using Xbox and I'm unemployed, so I Bing, for my sins. I have raised a nice couple of grand for the WWFFN from the same source, though.

4/8/2025, 10:14:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

It was Darren Grimes.

4/8/2025, 10:12:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

Uhhh... what?

A message from Bing saying that they can only deliver search results in the UK that comply with the
4/8/2025, 10:11:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And when they are, run by AI as planned, nobody will be able to afford the toys they make because they won't pay anyone and will put real people out of business.

3/8/2025, 3:56:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's hard to imagine "Strength" as a Silent Hill theme, though. Actually, maybe it isn't, given what we see of Hinako. It could even be both - connecting Hinako's strength to her persistence in the face of her suffering due to others' rejection of her identity.

3/8/2025, 3:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And many of the victims who testified described her as being worse than Epstein.

2/8/2025, 4:21:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

And from the looks of it, this time, the protagonist isn't the one with the sins.

2/8/2025, 3:38:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

I've been watching the Silent Hill f trailers, and I'm thinking: * the f stands for female * the red flowers are a reference to menstruation * the boy you see is also Hinako, Tales of the City-like I think the key metaphor in this one will be of a transboy going through female puberty. (cont)

2/8/2025, 3:37:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget to dry it off under a strong ultraviolet light. Especially any rubber seals.

30/7/2025, 8:21:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

When's the Nintendo Special Friend showcase?

30/7/2025, 8:20:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted

Motherfucking wind farms…

30/7/2025, 5:02:38 PM | 46844 17626 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Milkshake? Oooh, better - ICE COLD milkshake

30/7/2025, 8:17:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

The fox, being most cunning, tricks its way into the Underworld and uses its wiles to best many obstacles. Finally, the old fox reaches THE MISSING PIECE OF THE TABLET which leaves us completely Netflixed as to how it ends.

30/7/2025, 7:38:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

one to go and fetch his somewhat hapless (But glorious, very powerful and sexually exalted, OK?!) son. Absolutely no-one can be bothered, until finally some old fox says it will fetch Ishkur. Not the God of Foxes, mind. Just some old fox. (cont.)

30/7/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

NEW STORY RELEASED AFTER 4,500 YEAR DELAY A Sumerian cuneiform tablet has recently been translated, revealing an entirely new myth. Ishkur, God of Storms, gets trapped in the Underworld, causing a great drought in the mortal realm, so his father Enlil gathers all the Gods and asks for one (cont)

30/7/2025, 7:31:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is a serious subject, but right now all I can think about is a football wearing lingerie.

30/7/2025, 7:21:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Kenney (@marykgames.com) reposted

I’m part of a project near and dear to my heart, a documentary about Nancy Drew: her stories, games, & place in girls’ imaginations Funding was cut by the fed, so it’s up to Kickstarter. Please, if you can - this is a special project that deserves to come out www.kickstarter.com/projects/cod...

29/7/2025, 6:21:21 PM | 386 230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm wondering where these wholesome souls were when games marketed themselves with near-nude digital women. An entirely one-sided depiction of sex. Yet now that games are including story-relevant sex scenes as mutual, consensual, pleasurable acts between adults... *now* they're outraged.

29/7/2025, 8:06:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

@zachweinersmith.bsky.social I would watch this as a film. Do you know anyone at Netflix? www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson

28/7/2025, 9:55:18 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sahil Bajaj is still Looking for Work (@sahilbajaj.dev) reposted

Hi Everybody, My name is Sahil Bajaj and I am a Game Writer & Narrative Designer. I've been in the industry for three years now and in that time, I've worked with teams like Veritable Joy and Sweet Baby Inc. I recently updated my portfolio and am currently looking for work! sahilbajaj.dev

28/7/2025, 4:18:41 PM | 173 123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

The Trans Pride march in London yesterday saw huge public support. Even people under pressure to not openly support LGBTQ+ causes found cunning ways to cheer the marchers along.

27/7/2025, 2:59:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social)

Would you like to feel happy for a while? Britain has a aerobatic performance troupe called the Red Arrows. But now, we also have the Red Barrows, a wheelbarrow-flying troupe, and they are awesome. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... (Have a google too, there are more videos)

27/7/2025, 2:54:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so terribly sorry for your loss - he was an amazing little fuzzy guy.

22/7/2025, 3:54:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Nature's leaders, adventurers and risk-takers!

19/7/2025, 10:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

Ma'am, I'm afraid those pipes are lead.

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Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

The crawlspace is for the burials AFTER the murders, thank you very much! It's what you do when you need to dump a body and there's no construction site in the area.

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Profile picture Bonnie Patterson (@bonniepatterson.bsky.social) reply parent

I literally just read this. I recommend it for a pleasant afternoon's reading.

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