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BorderCountess

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🏳️‍⚧️ Just a geek looking for her place on the net. Sometimes I'll post art of painted miniatures, but mostly I'll be snarky. I'm probably not as funny as I think I am, but I think I'm hilarious.

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
1/9/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 24572 6365 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

The more embarrassing, the better. But I'll take what I can get, even if it's peacefully in his sleep. Dead is dead.

1/9/2025, 5:00:07 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

How shocked will the right-wing pundits be when it's all their fans that are getting targeted by this program?

1/9/2025, 1:23:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

While pursuing the Enemy into their cavernous lair, the hunters become the hunted... #MiniaturesArt

Space Marines being hunted in a cave.
31/8/2025, 11:44:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

“Voter I.D. Must Be Part of Every Single Vote. NO EXCEPTIONS! ... Also, No Mail-In Voting, Except For Those That Are Very Ill, And The Far Away Military.” #Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social late last night. He says, "NO EXCEPTIONS!" and then goes on to list exceptions. Very stable genius, huh?

31/8/2025, 4:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Even RFK, Jr. Would refute that description. He even told Congress that people shouldn't take medical advice from him!

30/8/2025, 9:24:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brutus1910 (@brutus1910.bsky.social) reposted

God has spoken.

30/8/2025, 8:23:04 PM | 339 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Dance.

30/8/2025, 5:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

A-fucking-men.

28/8/2025, 6:41:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a plan. This country has almost no limits on buying guns.

28/8/2025, 6:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

And they're allowed to believe in the power of prayer. That said: the evidence clearly shows that prayers don't stop shootings.

28/8/2025, 6:34:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

#WarCrimes

28/8/2025, 3:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Her death wasn't tragic, it was justified. What's tragic is that more insurrectionists weren't killed that day. Be honest: if that crowd had been Black, a whole lot more people would've died.

28/8/2025, 3:04:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

The "Live Free or Die" state is banning gender-affirming care for minors. Let that sink in: Christian Nationalists don't want trans kids to be themselves and support dangerous pseudo-science to force people to be who they aren't.

27/8/2025, 5:43:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

THREE grand juries refused to indict her.

27/8/2025, 2:54:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, you CAN'T indict a ham sandwich...

27/8/2025, 2:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

He never had a plan. He had a single goal: stay out of prison. Why do you think he lets everyone else run things?

27/8/2025, 10:26:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

#IDF claims they were targeting a camera. They double-tapped a HOSPITAL - with TANK shells - to target a CAMERA. That's their story? How stupid do they think we are?!

27/8/2025, 10:25:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

Attorney General tells schools to violate the Constitution.

26/8/2025, 5:41:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

And if they DO leave? Good riddance.

26/8/2025, 5:35:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

Translation: the #Trump administration is weaponizing the justice system.

26/8/2025, 11:58:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

Anyone else wondering if ABC is beginning to regret their earlier bribe to Trump?

26/8/2025, 8:41:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

I've never felt a need to burn a flag. Until now. Thanks, #Trump!

25/8/2025, 10:38:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

With each passing day, I'm more convinced that Miller is actually pulling the strings.

25/8/2025, 10:29:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

They could swap his with a rock and get more fire.

25/8/2025, 10:25:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd vote for you over Newsom.

25/8/2025, 10:24:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for being the party of "free market."

25/8/2025, 10:23:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."

25/8/2025, 4:24:33 PM | 48350 12122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

#Netanyahu called it a "tragic mishap." No. When you murder journalists and emergency responders while 'double-tapping' a hospital, it's a fucking war crime. #FreePalestine

25/8/2025, 10:13:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

"Good moral character" is just code for "be White".

25/8/2025, 9:27:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Another is a conscience.

25/8/2025, 9:19:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

I hope the locals repaint it every fucking day. #Pulse

24/8/2025, 10:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Cracker Barrel got rid of the barrel. And the Cracker. And the Epstein files have Trump's name all over them.

24/8/2025, 12:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

They were always afraid. Trump just let them all be afraid together.

24/8/2025, 12:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm afraid to have my daughter on the subway" is rich coming from a sexual predator. Also, don't the right commonly refer to affordable housing as a woke issue?

24/8/2025, 12:19:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elli (@ellipsis.bsky.social) reposted

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! Newest page: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1... Page at the start of this scene: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1... (If you repost this, I'll be so grateful, I'll come to your home and rub your tummy while feeding you cookies!)

A toothy, hulkish, monster, roaring and getting ready to punch someone.
24/8/2025, 4:16:39 AM | 39 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anni Jyn (@annijyn.com) reposted

24/8/2025, 6:17:46 AM | 625 205 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

They also want you freaking out about the Cracker Barrel logo so that you aren't clamoring for the Epstein files.

24/8/2025, 12:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

The key phrasing is that she didn't SEE Trump do anything wrong, not that he didn't DO anything wrong. You can know something happened without seeing it.

23/8/2025, 6:12:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. He's sticking around to fiddle while he watches America burn.

23/8/2025, 1:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure there's still a seat reserved for Trump.

21/8/2025, 7:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

They will ALWAYS find something to be outraged about. Their identity is too reliant on being angry.

21/8/2025, 1:23:25 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

#MAGAts keep falling for the trolling. I still won't vote for #Newsom in the primary.

21/8/2025, 10:26:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:06:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

Fun fact: this guy works for #Trump, but he's talking about Letitia James. It's rare to see someone be so wrong, but so VERY, VERY right...

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19/8/2025, 11:09:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Something Something camels and needles...

19/8/2025, 9:18:16 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like the dementia kicked up another notch.

19/8/2025, 5:53:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

That's still a 10,000% markup! How is this legal?!

19/8/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

What even was it? Only six minutes passed between you posting it my seeing it as blocked.

19/8/2025, 5:46:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

He called out the National Guard because someone attacked his Big Balls, AND to distract from the Epstein files.

19/8/2025, 4:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

President Zelenskyy has the patience of a saint.

19/8/2025, 4:15:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

That was blocked pretty quickly...

19/8/2025, 2:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume this is She Who Shall Not Be Named.

19/8/2025, 11:39:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Be honest: Trump really wants to rip the right to vote away from EVERYONE.

19/8/2025, 8:17:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad Newsom is trolling them hard, but I still won't vote for him in '28. It would be AWESOME if literally anyone else could do this.

18/8/2025, 6:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

It was nice of Rubio to confirm that Trump is on Putin's side.

18/8/2025, 1:13:09 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

#Trump is a Russian asset.

18/8/2025, 1:08:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

This is literally why I try to avoid public restrooms.

17/8/2025, 9:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nancy A. Collins (@nancyacollins.bsky.social) reposted

Do you see the people yeet? Yeeting the subs of angry men.
16/8/2025, 4:20:41 PM | 15 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

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16/8/2025, 5:37:15 PM | 12857 3287 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theodore C. Whitchambres (@flufficillium.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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16/8/2025, 5:04:57 PM | 1233 283 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@jijoel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

15/8/2025, 8:18:48 PM | 1593 477 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

They also want the federal government in our pants.

15/8/2025, 10:52:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

PHRASING!

15/8/2025, 5:13:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

She's not doing it for the sanctity of marriage. She's doing it to not pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages and attorney fees. Because if the SCOTUS determines Obergefell was wrongly decided, she's no longer at fault for infringing on someone else's rights.

15/8/2025, 12:46:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

This isn't even about the "sanctity of marriage". It's about NOT paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages and fees.

14/8/2025, 12:13:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Kim Davis isn't trying to protect the sanctity of marriage. She's trying to not pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages and legal fees. If the SCOTUS overturns Obergefell, then the lawsuits she lost go *POOF*.

14/8/2025, 10:18:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, wait - they can't get assistance anymore! The Republicans took it away!

13/8/2025, 9:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm tired of hearing the truth, because it's so inconvenient to my goals."

13/8/2025, 9:26:48 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

WE ARE ALREADY THERE.

12/8/2025, 10:33:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did he put 'physical' in quotes? Is he admitting his physical exam is faked?

12/8/2025, 10:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

More of this, please!

12/8/2025, 5:15:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn't help but notice that California is completely absent from that list.

12/8/2025, 12:10:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't care if it's Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, or Bill Gates. If they're in the Epstein files, expose them. ALL OF THEM.

11/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

One would think that would be needed to sleep with Trump.

11/8/2025, 2:55:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I think he's trying to abolish Black people.

11/8/2025, 1:56:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem is that while he's golfing, people who are actually competent are implementing Project 2025.

11/8/2025, 1:56:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not pretending - he's just a fucking idiot.

11/8/2025, 1:54:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

The people who matter don't care, and the people who care don't matter. In the end, it's YOUR art. Spend as much or as little time on it as YOU want to.

10/8/2025, 12:17:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

There's not enough space on Bluesky to list them all.

9/8/2025, 10:28:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

More like, "Interior Defecator."

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9/8/2025, 2:46:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, I would be. Trump wants to drill for oil in Alaska.

9/8/2025, 10:15:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Legend?! 🤣🤣🤣

8/8/2025, 9:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

I find it weird they're making a distinction between Republicans and MAGAts.

8/8/2025, 9:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Webb Free @Azbrittney and @Donkoclock (@archeryfan93.bsky.social) reposted

Know your flags

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8/8/2025, 9:33:57 PM | 674 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Suddenly, Trump LOVES Tim Cook!

7/8/2025, 8:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

"I didn't SEE anything, no. He made sure he kept the door closed, because he was embarrassed by his tiny penis."

7/8/2025, 8:40:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Regarding Starfleet Academy: I will give that show ALL the bonus points if the Doctor's backup module makes an appearance.

6/8/2025, 6:25:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, he uses the word "entitled". Like he thinks voters shouldn't get a say in the matter.

6/8/2025, 2:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

This must be the point where Trump fires the pollsters at UMass Amherst...

5/8/2025, 9:15:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, there was that first-season episode of TNG where they wound up several galaxies over. I don't recall them finding any native life forms there.

5/8/2025, 9:13:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

Despite the rousing victory speech, Sarge couldn't help but think he was forgetting something...

A Space Marine sergeant, with a giant murderbot lurking in the background.
5/8/2025, 11:17:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

I technically create, but I haven't posted anything creative in a while. I keep meaning to fix that.

4/8/2025, 11:58:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

Holy shit! #Trump has degenerated to the point of shooting messengers.

1/8/2025, 8:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/8/2025, 12:16:28 AM | 16853 4589 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Dancing Mad count?

1/8/2025, 1:02:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kimberley Johnson (@kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

So true.

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1/8/2025, 1:13:17 AM | 13987 2595 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CerberusXt (@cerberusxt.bsky.social) reposted

It's projection everytime :')

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31/7/2025, 12:18:33 PM | 4579 306 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

“I never had the privilege of going to his island. I turned it down. In one of my very good moments.” -Donald J. #Trump If you think turning down the 'privilege' of visiting Pedo Island is one of your 'very good moments', you've basically admitted you're a shitty human being.

30/7/2025, 11:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BorderCountess (@bordercountess.bsky.social)

This was a lot of words for, "Donald #Trump is a fucking liar who would say anything to get elected." www.cnn.com/2025/07/29/p...

30/7/2025, 10:37:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view