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Are you being bullied by a hummingbird
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Are you being bullied by a hummingbird
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Looks like you got your cat a cat
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Anyone got a couple of spare second graders to catch me up on all the cool dinosaur facts that happened since I was in second grade?
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
I think it's a sign of how cowed the American media is that we're getting pieces like "you have to understand, in Korean culture, it's considered very rude for someone to lock you in a brutal prison camp for a week for no reason." Like yeah, any free people would be offended by that?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
So kind of an inverse of Jonathan Livingston Seagull
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. Then definitely Herbert's other books, many horrifying experimental societies to unpack there
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
High five for a living, spiteful body
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
A Grand Wort: an archaic brewing term for a prepared wort ready for fermentation that has been fortified after filtering with honey, sugar, or fruit, probably.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I salute your spite. I could do a lot of things fueled by spite but I'm not sure giving up butter is one of them.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you read 1984 or Brave New World or The Handmaid's Tale? Im all about the classics of dystopian lit.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Seanan McGuire also writes under pen name Mira Grant. That woman has a HUGE backcatalog
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
If you like dune 1-6 deeeefinitely read more Frank Herbert.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
This line of questioning makes my tummy hurt.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
... how many syllables is that name?
Lisa (@tuexplorer1.bsky.social) reposted
I thought I was broken because of the complete numbness I feel toward violence, but I cried about some stranger's dog being put down today, so turns out it wasn't me after all.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Set it on fire and a camera crew will show up.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
They just don't make lesbians like you two anymore.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
But I am one of I think three people I know without a serious anxiety or depression issue, and I've been terminally online since the 90s. I'm not claiming to have cracked the code or anything, but this works for me.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't go and just scroll reddit anymore, I check out specific subreddits. Xitter is long gone. I relentlessly banish most alerts on my phone. If I can't firmly control what I'm consuming, I have no use for it. Am I in a bubble of my own making? Maybe.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
For me? Relentless curation of my media. I use the subscription feed on YouTube, I made a list of my follows on bsky to cut down on reskeets. I only go to tiktok to check on specific playlists. I don't use Facebook or insta at all. I follow RSS on Feedly. I never give the algorithm control willingly
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Right on, thanks!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
The Santa Clarita Diet. Still mad about it's cancellation on a cliffhanger.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
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They will never come to terms with the fact that almost always the shots are coming from inside the house
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Queer flag, pan flag, ? flag?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, love you too. And I know I'm not a bad person, I'm just not especially conflicted, I am perfectly capable of resolving my positions of "political violence is bad actually" and "fuck that guy" and it continues to surprise me that other people can't seem to get there, too.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
I'm already tired of being made to wonder if I'm a bad person for not having complicated feelings about, yanno, everything.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that's the problem, she wants to powrstance, that's a dark souls 2 issue
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Christ you can just go buy an original one for less than that
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Can someone go check on Lynda Carter? I've never seen her try to post through it before, I don't think she's ok.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent! I just got a Ford f150 and it's very big. Very very big. Just ridiculous.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, that's the car that replaced my beloved Toyota Avalon. If you're driving it, it is definitely smaller than it's predecessor. How do you like it? Dunno if you've been in a Prius, but they're bigger on the inside, it's wild.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Interestingly, the same trend among Republican graphic design has been well-observed for at least 15 years.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
I find it endlessly cute that there is an entire subgenre of the internet now that are basically just second generation nerdfighter content creators. Perfection, 10/10, zero notes.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like going to the car lot and I tell them I want a big full size sedan and the guy says "great, I've got a Ford Focus you'll love" And then I think "Katie would love that" because you're the only person I know who explicitly prefers little cars lol
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Is it because I'm a woman that when I talk to computer sales guys and say "I need top horsepower, price is secondary" they show me a midrange prosumer-grade i7 laptop about equivalent to what I already have? It's happened twice now.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
I honestly didn't expect living in this particular timeline would mean I never know what decade it'll be outside when I wake up. Is it the 1880s out today? 1920s? Will today be stochastic violence or economic collapse or labor unrest or international chaos or McCarthyism out? Who knows!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I read that book
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
*checks prices* doesn't look like this is an evenly-distributed problem. Like, ground espresso seems to be resistant to price hikes for some reason?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Greeeeaaaaat
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely missed something. If something comes of that clusterfuck I'd be surprised honestly.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Torment nexus or dead internet?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I must have missed something. Did I miss something?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol true. I do actually agree with you on most points. I'm just a bit of a greybeard at this point and I genuinely do have a problem with the non-deterministic nature of these tools. My lizard brain keeps interpreting it as a bug, because before right now, it was. To be clear it's a me problem.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Skill issue
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Not at all, I didn't understand why I was told Micky and friends were so cool when Bugs Bunny and warner brothers cartoons were clearly superior and more plentiful. What was Mickey clearly this zillion dollar thing? Made no sense.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Hey millennials, as a child, did you also have the experience of Mickey Mouse and the classic Disney cartoon characters being ubiquitous, but found their actual cartoons and, like, related media like books and comics, to be exceedingly lame? I couldn't quite figure out why they were a big deal.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
At least chocolate is deterministic.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I am owner, president, and sole employee of this corporation, I have the right permission to do anything I like lol Now the trick is to not embezzle from myself between now and payroll
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Getting through the phone tree and the hold music at the IRS is always a nightmare, but boy howdy do the people that answer the phones give good phone.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Now you're speaking my language
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*squints* anime nonsense go pew pew pew boobies go jiggle jiggle big sword go bonk.
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I am suddenly grateful nobody has ever looked at my beautiful broken son Code Vein and concluded that the shit parry is a skill issue actually.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Got it. Good luck with that.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Does subdermal fat have any effect on your estrogen, to your knowledge? I've always thought it did, and your post reminded me so I googled it and got nothing
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
A little dark city for a treat
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Existenz, Gattaca, Donnie Darko
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Always!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Wait, Asvine is compatible with Bock nib units? I thought Asian fountain pens had their own nib unit format.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
"let's speed up NASA" is... Just completely completely contrary to the entire NASA culture? They don't do that.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
And the feed is original and keeps up in BB mode?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Neat!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Little dude is like 6 extremely suspicious pixels
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
What is a magpie grind?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
... yeah, valid.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
To be perfectly clear, what they're trying to do is sell exclusive luxury shovels.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to know why Safeway gives a shit. Honestly.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
And the US is injecting this stuff into the government as we speak. It's one of their top priorities.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, this is clearly not designed to sell to someone's grandma, it's supposed to be bought and held in high volume. They're just grifting each other and stupid rich people now, either for direct capital injection or by convincing people to use this stuff as a "platform" for apps and games and shit.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I... they just say that. On the website. In fairly plain language. I know we haven't had to think about crypto in a bit, which has been nice, but it hasn't gone away. The successful crypto dorks have just retreated to only work with the whales and the high rollers.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't have a bunch of extra tokens, you pay token transaction fees, and those fees destroy themselves. Their stated goal is to destroy more tokens than they create, to ensure token deflation, they seem to think this is happening well. 60% of tokens are held by founders and the dao.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
I just went to the Tron Dao website and read their "Tokenomics" explainer, which lays out the broad goals of... all the whatever they're doing over there. Basically, if you hold a lot of tokens, you get credit to do token stuff for free and get to sit on the board, basically.
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Better: make it out of spite.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pretty great tbh
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Post your conclusions!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT was the LOGICAL response??! In THOSE books?! Which I enjoyed very much btw, thanks for that
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
My bestie is in sales and they have a local AI that eats customer data and spits out charts and spreadsheets. Basically the same thing. She loves it, because her last job was entirely just doing that.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Impressive, also cool, but a) what does the good front end dev on the team who writes all your CSS think of this finished work and b) woman you are a world class veteran technologist, this is not a use case that scales
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
I'm feeling posty tonight. Here we go: I don't like what preorder culture is right now, but with two exceptions, 1 is a Kickstarter deal where you essentially borrow production costs from the first 200 customers ahead of time, 2 when it's a thing I want later and I will forget immediately anyway
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
It bears repeating that my white, Republican mother reaaaaaly doesn't like to be reminded that her white, Republican mother was an illegal immigrant.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, missing the point but putting theater actors, particularly comedic theater actors, on film in long scenes is how you get Old Movie Vibes. This gives me ideas.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Social Identity model - basically just Deaf people, honestly. They're kinda scary. Charity model - oh you poor sad helpless pathetic dear, shut up and let me save you
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Biopsychosocial model - i understand your holistic needs, and we have funding for none of them Economic model - stop being disabled and get back to work Functional Solutions model - app with -ability in the name raises $100 million in latest funding round
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Models of Disability as a concept have kind of lost the plot. The accessibility industrial complex seems to think this is important and useful stuff. Medical model - You Can (Not) Be Fixed Social model - I was fine until I was forced to deal with your bullshit
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I paid your publisher for a copy 18 months ago and they still haven't sent it to me!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, new twitter. Old Twitter used to be my go-to example for accessibility and browser perf (two things I'm trying very hard to combine into one thing) and now it's... Not.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll be the first to know Lol
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope but @nyxfears.bsky.social is. She does extreme horror very well.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a Quebec thing. In Buffalo we let the Greek diners handle our poutine and there are much bigger delicious crimes to worry about
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Marmite definitely has An Flavor.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how I learned your avatar is surprisingly close to @techconnectify.bsky.social 's avatar if I just look at it peripherally
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a surprisingly small Korean business man or is that little compact car a lot bigger than I think it is?
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs peas.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
I did a catch-and-release with that pen. It's heavy!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't know that!
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social)
Look, I'm not saying that diamine writers blood is bad ink, it's not, it's a perfectly fine maroon brown, it has great performance and it's clearly having a moment, but I don't understand why it's so incredibly popular when sailor shikiori yodaki is also an option that exists.
The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother (@braindouche.bsky.social) reply parent
*adds lepers and sex to my justwatch*