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To me, honor has always been important. People laugh when I say this. But, when I explain to them that, to me, honor is both believing & practicing empathy, fairness, & respect, most stop laughing. Those who don't, I know, have no honor.
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Well, Surgeon General, not... You get me!
It's like a personal trainer telling you that they aren't gonna tell you which weights to use because it is your body. At that point, you're not a personal trainer. You're a dumbass. Same goes for this idiot.
Todd. You know me. Yes.
That thing is thicccc! If I got my hands on one now, I'd be torn between restoring it or gutting it to turn it into a cat playground.
Prove it. I want the script verbatim. And, I will do the same for Robin Hood: Men In Tights
No, that is how it is. This is why we don't go into our neighbor's backyard and swim in their pool.
Literally, every mortal is presumptuous. You just got unlucky to have the gods hear you say that instead of "I wish for one million dollars."
Specifically foreign waters! Even if drugs were a capital crime, it is NOT our waters!
Exactly! And, they will tell you what to think, thus putting thoughts into your head. Gotta love the fucking irony.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
MAGA: Cover-up? Ha! That is tok far-fetched! Now, chemtrails, on the other hand...
That is a can of worms that should be left in RFK, Jr.'s head.
Give me that sweet, sweet localhost
I know, right? They're not bruised or smeared with Parmesan cheese colored makeup. They look healthy and shit! What is up with that?
Oh, I understand. Sold a bunch of stuff at McKay's and ended up receiving $551.63 in store credit.
Fuck Fox News!
Something good better happen today for them.
Oh, I will! Have fun! Tell Jimmy I said hi!
Unless it is physical media, right?
The level of tape this shit is encased in is unbelievable.
Oh, and by smothering, I mean with dirt and not a pillow.
Breathe deep the graphics
I use it to test for cavities
If it is fully grown, have people come and make lavender bouquets. If they're still growing, have people come and dig it up for transplanting in their garden or for pots. Either way, you don't have to deal with it. Besides that, a white vinegar mixture or smothering them are some other options.
Nope! She's just gonna ask to speak to the manager or supervisor.
Heavy Metal Drummer
How's the light pollution there? Nashville is thicccc with it.
Especially if you're a smoker. My god! The layers of tar, dust, and faded dreams will scare anybody.
Slipping out the back, halfway into a town hall, because people were shaming him. In Alabama. I live for such days.
The joke is on you, I've never been mean to you! Take that person I like and is pretty damn cool! Gotcha.
The Sound of Silence?
Absolutely correct! Corn or no corn.
Yeah, they don't, and that's the fucking problem.
Snopes proven
Oh! Oh, I am so sorry. I...I take it all back.
Ok, wow! I was a "theatre kid." So was my wife.
Ok. Maybe they deserve that 12 foot vampire.
Does Alabama have a mafia? Asking for a friend whose name may or may not rhyme with Mundae Burl.
People and their fucking double standards. Do what you wish as long as it doesn't harm others, I say.
When Trump dies, MAGA will fracture, and different higher-ups will vie for power in vain. In time, MAGA will lose all influence.
Look, I have an idea. Buy this one for $170, dress them up like a vampire, and put it on a 6' 6" box. BOOM! 12-foot vampire! www.lowes.com/pd/Haunted-H...
The chihuahua was the secret 10th member of the Fellowship.
Well, Trump, the reason is simple: We didn't want Biden to die.
At Taco Bell, they use a caulking gun to add sour cream and guacamole.
Beans!
Well, you could always home school.
You are too kind.
No, it is all for his MAGA cult. Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can see the truth
Just more bullshit, you know?
Doesn't take a salary, but certainly takes a cut.
So, a lot of land refenences.
Wilhite: Americanized form of German Willheit: topographic name from Middle High German wilde, wilt 'wild, uninhabited' + heide 'open, uncultivated land' for someone who lived beyond the communal boundaries.
Breck: From the Gaelic word breac, "breck" can mean "speckled" or "spotted." In Old English, it can refer to land that has been newly broken up for cultivation or reclaimed from wilderness. In German, it can be derived from Brecht, meaning "bright" or "illustrious."
Mea culpa
Coney dog? Yes, please. I will do.
Wait 24 hours and done. Ages wood and, if it has a lot of tannins, turns it black. So, dip some dowel pins in it, let them dry and darken before inserting them into your wallet to make them pop.
Very nice! For the holes, I'd just drill them out a bit and plug them with dowel pins. Or, mix some wood glue & some sawdust to make wood putty. Also, I don't know if you know this trick, but if you want to make an ebonizer/iron acetate, grab a glass jar, through steel wool into it, & use vinegar.
I'll get you a dog sled for mext semester.
Turkey hawk
I'll vote for the Sushi Supremacy Party! Make Chicken Sushi Real!
I barely know you, but I believe you. Keep being you! Keep making this world brighter!
Whoa
Laura Loomer is proof lizard people do exist.
Slacker
Oh, I got you, bro: Moxie, Oregano, YOLO
I guarantee 2026's turnout will be the biggest midterm election turnout ever. And, the Blue Wave better manifest with it!
Ground cloves and nutmeg are substitutes for cinnamon. Rubbing a cinnamon stick on the outside of your front door clockwise is another way to do it. Finally, placing a bay leaf or dried basil under the doormat attracts prosperity and good luck.
I remember this commercial. I always wondered what a vampire chicken nugget would taste like.
Trump's got the Black Spot, so I'm sure Davy Jones is on his way shortly.
Nashville, TN doesn't really get cold until late January to early February. But, when it is time, I will be busting out my flannel skirt, for sure.
Hey! The Horseshoe Crab Great Old One was a missed opportunity.
Love the red against the snow pic. Very nice!
Yeah, but gotta play the most un-evil class possible, like a Life Domain Cleric
Oh! His left, not my left. Got really confused.
Roof toilets for these people
When you get done with your first playthrough, then you can go back and do a party of Halfing Barbarians.
Still tweaking, aren't you?
Now, if you were to ask us to name one closed-minded, rascist, xenophobic asshole who has accomplished an intellectual, artistic, commercial, or technological achievement, then that would be more accurate.
Well, the problem here is that a state can change from Red to Blue and vice versa. Like, Pennsylvania. Taylor Swift is from Pennsylvania, which is currently a Red State. Bob Ross is from Florida. In 1996, 2008, and 2012, Florida was a Blue State. Finally, as someone pointed out, Sr. Dolly Parton.
I see beans!
Well, shit. It was nice knowing you.
Are they half lapped?
Minus the grape Kool-aid, of course.
I worked at Taco Bell off and on for a total of 6+ years back in the day. Let me tell you something, not only were they the most entitled pieces of shit, they ordered like they had been fasting the last 6 days. I'm a big guy and I can eat, but these fuckers made it look easy.
What? They're just sleeping the sleep of kings. Or, is it the abomination that is grape Kool-Aid?
This house was and still is gorgeous.
Oregano isn't illegal. Duh.
Lol. Just went through 2 - 20 gallon totes filled with every cable you can think of. And, yes, this includes those that you are thinking right now.
Death Blossom: The real reason why there was only one Starfighter left.
What do you expect? He is a rich, white man born into money. Ordinary rules and laws are neither valued nor have they ever really applied to him throughout his life.
