Barack is 6’ 1”.
Barack is 6’ 1”.
TACO is pushing inflation right into the run up to the midterms. Stupid is as stupid does.
As a side note, the way you behave in a public restroom is really the most telling summary of your character. Do you expect people to clean up after you? Or do you do what you can to leave no trace?
Oat Milk isn’t Milk. Almond Milk isn’t Milk. Why don’t we just call things what they are?
Thank goodness. The sooner this selfish distraction of a human being gets the hell out, the better.
Again, wrong use. Please stop.
He looks like Drunk Uncle.
Or as everywhere: Respect!
Darth Vader is impressed.
He should apply for one of those openings at ICE. He can keep his benefits, and ride around in the back of rental trucks.
And zero acknowledgement. That’s the twist. That’s the real test.
Have you ever seen the people being forced to push 10 carts through traffic on a 90-degree, 10-degree, rainy day? Why not be your best self?
Really interesting that the two politicians from New York, who everyone admired during crisis moments, both ended up being lying pieces of …. Rudy and Andy should start a podcast. I’d name it Four Seasons and Ass Grab.
She is a beacon of badass light.
Take your ass to Cracker Barrel.
“A Republican is somebody who couldn’t enjoy eating unless he knew someone else was hungry.” ~Mary Karr
So many choices. Kristi Noem? Vladimir Putin? Donnie Two Dolls? Lindsay Graham? It’s a long fucking list.
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Dean Cain is closing in. Hope he gets run over by a Penske truck on his way to rip a baby out of her mother’s arms.
A Missouri state Senator actually made a public statement endorsing marriage to underage girls. He tried to walk it back, but those words don’t pass your lips mistakenly.
Nothing more demanding than the life of a millionaire.
We are virtually eliminating beef due to cost, environmental and health reasons, fewer nights out and pulling back gift spending a bit.
Do not cut back on those vintage 45’s though, we can’t cut out all the joy!
Give this fucker a medal.
Guy Confronts ICE ✊🏽
Has to be a lunatic. And what’s with the idiotic hair?
It can. It is.
Yeah, the ancestors of royalty weren’t good people.
Is there anyone on this fucking hell hole of a planet that is not carrying some unimaginable burden? Here’s your burden: Shut the fuck up and look around for minute. Jesus Fucking Christ.
I would give this 1,000 likes if possible.
Does the phrase “getting screwed two ways” suddenly resonate?
Vanna White is safe.
Everyone should make a fake resume, with incredible accomplishments in the area of law enforcement and apply. If offered, accept an interview. Heck, let them do a background check on your imaginary persona. I read the article that one thing that would slow them down is the HR component.
Are Austin democrats too busy drinking Kale juice to get up and do something?
You are also a fucking moron.
Love that woman.
"So the tariff is paid in this country by the importer, is that right?" -- Eugene Robinson guides Scott Bessent into acknowledging that tariffs are in fact paid in the United States, not by foreign governments
Donnie Two Dolls
Oh Austin,TX, what a bunch of wimpass posers. Never pretend you care about anything ever again.
More interesting is the complete silence in Austin. “Keep Austin Weird” is now “Keep Austin Wimpy”. That entire city should be shut down right now. This is your moment, and you are who we thought were.
1. Most people are horrible drivers. 2. Motorists do not account for pedestrians. 3. Everyone is checking their phones all of the time. 4. It’s not a fucking raceway. So quit acting like it is.
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These people have the humanity and mentality of serial killers. I hope it was slow and painful.
Mormons gonna Mormon.
BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.
Next she’ll say he reduced underage girls arriving at the Island by 1500 percent.
APOLLO: “.. Household formation could decline by 50% from 2024 to 2026 due to deportations and immigration restrictions.”
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President Snoopy
Was hoping those lifts would work for us today…he leans forward, loses his balance, screams “nuclear missiles!” just before he lands on top of that kid mowing his lawn.
Still waiting for my Soros check for those five rallies I attended.
Shoot all messengers.
All of this is 100% trustworthy. We will really get to the bottom of this now. By the way, is the president of the United States still walking around on the roof shouting about nuclear missiles? Or is he now finalizing details on his 9-square-mile ballroom?
She looks totally normal.
A friend of mine who lives in Austin saw this at a bar and said she had never been so offended by something she 100% agreed with.
It’s what happens when a bunch of morons move to a hell hole and literally hit the oil lottery.
He’ll always be Governor Hot Wheels to me.
MAGA
Next? Pirro makes deal with Fox to broadcast her cases. Judge Judy’s got nothing on Judge Jeanine!
Good pic of Eric still trying to find his ass with two hands.
Not sure the fed can dictate this.
Districts should be abolished. They no longer serve a functional purpose.
That face, those lips..
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Do not let MAGA minimize and erase the victims of Ghislaine Maxwell.
He does not understand the fact that people who live paycheck to paycheck no EXACTLY what things cost. They have to in order to not go under water each month. And the word will spread, just like the posts I’ve seen about coffee prices. FYI: Gas price in KC today: $2.89 for 87.
Calling won’t help. Contact your local democratic office and find out what is being organized.
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Had a 4-year crush on my high school social studies teacher - would have married her at any time. Interestingly, she never asked.
Wrong. Trump would just expand it further. Soon, we’d have 100 Supreme Court justices.
I’d be begging him to leave.
Every Democrat would benefit from reading this.
Every Democrat in the state should go to Austin and shut the city down.
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She was raised in Idaho.
Don’t spend time telling everyone how you are going to lead, and then be a coward when leadership is needed. Do what is necessary.
Woke up today from a 7-day-sleep figuring I’d hear a huge update on the Obama treason charges. Not surprised to learn that Tulsi Gabbard is still a lying bitch.
In an unrelated note, Lawrence Taylor was listed at 6’3” during his NFL career. Given the weight that he’s gained, and his age, he’s 6’2” at best. And he towers over TACO TWO DOLLS, even with Bone Spur’s lifts.
Please quit misusing that phrase. It’s not what Michelle meant. At all.
Great! Maybe we can afford a third doll for Christmas!
I don’t think it’s Michelle’s fault.
But somehow we did. Twice.
Just ordered it.
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It cannot be that hard.
Contrary to their public statements, actions suggest that Republicans don’t really give a shit about children.
Hell of a commission for the travel agent who works that out!
Everyone once in awhile Karma really comes through, and brings joy to the world.
I did pretty well in graphs in school, so I was able to notice that change pretty quickly. Mrs. Ruff would be very proud of me right now!
He got Mexico to build that wall, so I’m fully expecting him to get corporations to eat those tariffs. Now I’m going to relax, sit back and enjoy that new healthcare plan.
From Hawaii to New York, the advocacy model is keeping girls out of prison. It’s saving money. It’s improving public safety. Inside a revolutionary way to end the incarceration of girls.
The Trump Effect
And they haven’t even completely destroyed the wind and solar industry in the U.S. yet. So there’s more coming.
Should have stopped at the first paragraph.
I’ve been impressed so far. Probably 90% compliance already - I drive Main every day. Assholes will be assholes. They’ll text while driving, they’ll miss light changes, they’ll tailgate…no way to stop selfish and stupid.
You first.
90% of cops are steroid abusing nimrods who you knew in high school to be just nimrods. He’s a coward. He’s a pussy. He’s a bully.
He will be adding a Hampton Inn next to the ballroom, so you’ll be able to make a waffle.
He’s annoying as fuck.