hmm ok that checks out
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hmm ok that checks out
why where would you do it out in the street like a maniac?
sharting inpantationally
i am so angry right now! (that i don't have a company to do this with)
why did they have to play hide and seek near the dump!
damn eight-winged conservatives with their hissy fits
i listen to "ow! my rewatch!"
there were no people before the Dutch East India Company everything they said happened before 1602 is a lie i wuv u cawpawations
how interesting that Dublin hates Old York and Boston hates New York
you better believe it, friendo
"...doing his signature triple D end zone dance"
interesting that she didn't say "your music teacher" so we agree
open "Cracker Barrel Deluxe" but it only sells CBD
trav-is this for real
they certainly sell the mania part but i think they're onto something
that's, uh, socialism
godzilla is also proof that there are 4 major sects of judaism: - orthodox - conservative - reform - kai
and they're all named trump
BILL BELICHICK: i don't know what a tickerytock is but she's always watching them, just like my grandkids ZACH CREGGER: anyway i saw the gun in a dream that's why it was up there
that's, uh, socialism
those damn deep-ocean windwills
"but only white christian ladies, obviously, duh doy"
any name that starts with a "b" and ends with an "utt", that's a paddling
yeah the democratic party is more popular than ever wait
she mentioned me! wait
if by "crypto president" you mean "president defined by an industry built on hype, lies, and grift", then, well, yes
they also banned IT by stephen king, presumably so more children will get eaten by sewer clowns, of which there are many in florida
nice gloves
come on i'm eating here
this should not be rewarded they chose to run
of all the tools in the shed, you ain't the sharpest
worse, they created it themselves, then forgot
fixed it
make my name "BUT" hehehe
i think the problem with his stance is his knees are locked
this is why i said screw it and made a ghost sandwich at home instead
what gif pops up when you type your name?
uhh
and to think, his parents almost went with Fogle Cosby bullet dodged
poltergeist and i would move houses instantly, done
oh definitely
which is not to say it was unimpeachably tasteful, nor is what it was referencing, but it wasn't just a joke unto itself
this was a reference to Full Metal Jacket
having a bureau of labor statistics with no labor statistics is the highest level application to date of the randal graves "this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers" theory
away
slightly diminish a band: Led Balloon
agreed their new rules, our new terms, meet the new boss
and every local news segment ever
not to mention every other sitcom
and what lesser moment would family guy have referenced
as i always say, who better to resolidify the Department of Education than one of the stars of smash-hit The Faculty
if you're looking for someone to shake up primaries and jostle the grout free around establishment Dems' policy positions, but not necessarily win and become the candidate, i mean, why not
"divorce him already, eva braun" there, i helped
all this signifies is how people view women as just passively doing what they're told in their lives -- and worse, that the solution is to also tell them what to do but the right thing to do
i call my theory "the relativity of sellativity"
incredible list that i had to share Super Power Dare Die Team will be our name at the next pub trivia i attend
and the elbow is the knee of the arm
if you take the whale road you gotta pay the whale toll
greek does this a lot, especially in nomenclature, like how cephalopod translates to "head foot" frankly, if anyone knows a better way to describe an octopus i'm all ears
they're going to sup at the trough of the last drops of potable water in some regions of the world so asshats can ask a platform built by slightly smarter asshats to generate ghibliized images of anthropomorphic purple potatoes with tits and it will STILL have the wrong number of them
they may as well invert it entirely and wear it like a tiny head parachute if you're going to be stupid and pointless, at least do it with style
they devalue the credentials to receive high civilian honors because they demand to be celebrated for the spectacle but lack credentials, civility, and honor
at least they won't need to ask how to drink water bc thanks to the data centers enabling this slop there won't fucking be any
"a friend is mine" i guess that's my contribution in this category today 🤦♂️
a friend is mine said his italian ex-roommate used to call cobwebs "spider nets" english seems to get fun zhuzhes from people who aren't native speakers and that's fun and i like it
i for one look forward to the important addition of an exhibit about how you can't flush your toilet anymore
it's a meta-toilet
i have written 100 letterboxd reviews each one is a haiku no one has replied you just gotta do it for you
it's an incantation he owns you now
last week at 2:17 am 13 democrats from the texas state house woke up got out of bed went downstairs opened the front door walked into the dark got into a car left texas ...and they never came back until this bullshit stops
labubu
racist dogwhistle reference to "urban centers" in 3... 2...
NEW NEW: is anything anything anymore
and that means something, because grok is usually on a tear about white genocide or some shit
even if his approval rating tanks for good -- which, given this country's attention span, it won't -- it's not like voters can boo him out of office, we're stuck with this asshole for the duration
and here are 14 ways i think this may possibly potentially affect something i haven't thought of yet
Obrack HUSFREINNT Ofuane
it was one of the umpteenest quarters of recent memory
seconded, i can absolutely see a dragon swooping in there
it just doesn't look appetizing, and i'm no expert but making it look like something you want to eat seems like one of the goals of food preparation
i bet the cow tells you at the end so to make you read the whole interview
current mood:
"and here comes the trump 200-day dance squad!" gimme a fucking break
why are there little demon heads in my collie hair and goat shit sandie
breaking: criminal commits crime by claiming criminal didn't commit crimes
pulling up the ladder behind you right after you climbed it is the most american tradition there is
JLD channeling her inner Selina Meyer but in the best possible way
probably also threw in a "my goodness gracious" for emphasis
if his face is real he's already on his way
*looks up at the ceiling* no matter when i'm home, there you are
they want to pretend they're waxing philosophical about the social implications of the issue when really they just want an excuse to openly talk about/lust after her body and it's gross.
this would be a bond villain-level move if it wasn't announced by such a complete chowderhead
when the AI bubble pops jim acosta will interview an AI-generated simulation of it to see what it would have said
