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Reading Gravity’s Rainbow.
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Reading Gravity’s Rainbow.
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I understand the need to condemn the violence, but that doesn’t mean you need to put the man on a pedestal. Political violence is a dangerous Pandora’s box and the guy was a piece of shit, these things aren’t mutually exclusive.
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I think a lot of not terminally online people weren’t fully aware of who he was and are pouring their hurts out thinking he was like David Brooks or something.
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Paul, this is no time to to play politics and skip over the big events of today. We need to really grasp the gravity of what we’ve learned. I mean, possible new Animal Crossing with this Nintendo Direct? You really think that’s not gonna drive some more people to pick up a Switch 2?!
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Ugh, there’s multiple indie games I loved demoing in person at a con only for the release to take forever if never.
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It’s got children in the course title so therefore it’s meant for literal children duh.
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It will be a golden age for psychopaths that listen to podcasts at 1.25 speed.
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SOA knocked it clear out of the park with Genesis and they really didn’t seem to make any other consoles stick outside that.
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Thin phones don’t even particularly feel better in your hand or pocket, it’s still a huge rectangle. As a thiccer person, I’d love if phone sat better in the pocket.
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Philadelphia consistently stepping up to defeat the most hated teams.
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I don’t think the show put that idea forward; the protagonist comes out and says outright the problem was lies and misinformation. It highlights problems with the bureaucracy, but nothing that wasn’t accurate and a lot of issues Gorbachev himself was attempting to reform.
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I can’t put that stuff in my truck, it might scuff up the bed liner!
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It’s all I can think when I see stories of these kinda homes show up. I’d imagine the economies of scale from row homes or even duplexes would more square footage at the cost of tiny strips of yard that are good for nothing. Also only half the battle is won if nothing people need or want is close by
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It’s nice to see a return of class to the office after some people thought a tan suit was appropriate.
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Uber is already in practical terms like 90% of the way to robo taxis; it already can be called within minutes nearly any hour. Like best case, robo taxis save the cost of paying a driver which is far short of some revolution of transit. Maybe I we just want shit close to our houses though just maybe
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Daycare alone is a rent or mortgage payment, which are both already high as hell, there’s a very obvious reason people don’t want kids and it’s not because they’re busy with gender studies classes.
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Bush knew about Big Balls and did nothing.
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Had this same thought! Disney used to be this very realistic prize at the end of the middle class race, it was a luxury, but not far fetched for some blue collar worker to grab and it was the same for a every like how a Coke is always a Coke. Now there’s a “right” way to do Disney and it’s $$$$.
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I love MGS3 so much it’s hard to say to the remaster in so far as I just want to play it in every way available. Once you’re okay at it too, it’s a short enough game I could see myself jumping from OG to delta and back, so I don’t feel like the remaster needs to be an end all be all definitive game.
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Bro stopped at the state run grocery store and didn’t even ask if I wanted a white monster… 😢
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Sorry, a state run grocery store sounds like communism, now if you’ll excuse me I need to stake a 10% position in a multinational chip designer.
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I once was describing podcasts I listen to and simply described it as a Qanon podcast about conspiracies and people looked genuinely concerned before I realized what that sounds like not knowing the show.
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I’ve seen this one.
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Epstein was the biggest fumble he’s ever had and like two people actually broke ranks. I cannot imagine what would be a bridge too far at this point.
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I’m not even a member, but they seem to be one of a few companies that seeks to profit by simply providing a good product or service rather than screwing consumers over a barrel.
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It would be one thing if they were genuinely interesting antiques or weird unique pieces, but it’s always just a bunch of AR platforms.
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When I was applying to everything, a scammer skipped this step entirely and lied about me having an interview scheduled then got mad when I said I didn’t recall that. You basically need to just submit yourself to this bullshit now, it’s nuts.
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A huge portion of the discussion around any show is just the most surface level critique to own fans and then “just let people like things” fans who can’t accept any critical analysis of something they enjoy (and I say that as someone who enjoys some trash movies).
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I haven’t eaten there in years, but the impression I got was it was a quick cheap place to eat on a road trip since I only seem to see them off highway exits.
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Oh, you think Soft Bank is getting out? Oh really Ed, name one other time Soft Bank blew untold billions on highly over valued company with a weirdo CEO that couldn’t turn a profit I bet you can’t.
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Believe it or not, calls.
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That and high fructose corn syrup, like some belief that these ingredients in and of themselves cause health complications more than sugar or vegetable more than beef tallow.
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I’m not a restauranteer, but wouldn’t it be a huge logistical and financial hassle to have everything from fried chicken to fries to teriyaki on your menu?
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I believe that specifically affects trucks, which did make trucks bigger as a follow on affect, but doesn’t necessarily move purchases from sedans and small cars to trucks iirc. CAFE fuel standards also are a factor. Lots of issues at play, but makers are just make more on selling tanks.
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The profit margins are smaller so no one sells them, I just want a simple hatch back when my current shit box dies and it’s impossible to find dealers carrying base trim cheap models. They’re all full of the bigger more expensive stuff.
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So we can just nationalize everything but what people actually need? People flip a shit if you dared do the same with healthcare or public transit, but this move will have people glazing him non stop.
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Also tonssssss of drivers wear headphones.
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It’s laughable to think that dude has ever stepped foot in a fucking museum.
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Yeah man, no smaller nation’s EVER fought Russian imperialism historically.
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It wasn’t the IDF that killed them, it was complications from sudden onset of acute lead poisoning.
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Even if it were half true, maybe it’s fucked up we’ve created an environment where sick children can’t get critical health care?
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It’s an amazing game, it’s a bit annoying how it’s balanced in a way you basically need to spec into glass cannon builds and rely on dodging. Everything seem to kill your characters in just a hit or two, so not much use dumping points in defense when all it’s do is be insurance if you whiffed a dodg
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I think MGS4 is up there along with DK 64 in terms of not knowing whether it’s great or awful.
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Maybe the real question Jurassic Park posits is how the fuck does any of this make money.
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I’ve only watch the first ep, but so far it’s way better than I would have ever thought it could be. I had the sinking feeling it would look and feel like a CW show, but it looks great, I like the casting, and it so far is setting up some neat ideas that feel new without being tonal whiplash.
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We’re gonna nationalize industries, but we roll a D20 to pick which.
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Noam also personally offering a month of kibble to any puppies that commit suicide.
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You go south if the canal and it’s a ton of development where you just ask, who the hell would ever buy these houses? It’s farms for miles and miles then a new neighborhood seemingly dropped at random with no stores, amenities, parks, nothing in sight.
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It’s wild how even single person in his circle has that look, like everyone alters their appearance to his type cause what’s a admin worth if you can’t personally goon to everyone.
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Peekoboo logic clearly applies to literal human beings living in homelessness.
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Didn’t someone shoot up a government organization HQ and kill a cop? Where’s the response to that?
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When you say Heinlein you mean Stranger in a Strange Land right…. right…. not Starship Troopers right….
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Just flying at all instead of driving for two or three days straight is already a splurge in my book.
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If a doomsday weapon hurts the US, explain why the rest of the world in a panic?
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What, you don’t wanna watch Sesame Meadows Gated Community where all the characters are separated by 4 lane high speed stroads?
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Suddenly thrown back to a time where I needed to physically connect my Zune to a PC to sync up all the podcast RSS feeds.
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At a certain point, I feel like we need to just ask if the bajillionth SW movie couldn’t have been an original genre Scifi movie unshackled from the lore and rules of SW. I feel as though I’d be more excited about a just a random scifi space fighter movie with some cash and cast behind it.
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Have some faith, I’m sure someone will at least get paid for it.
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Does anyone work in games at all at this point?
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It’s amazing how he simultaneously tanks the stuck every other week and, in all honesty, is the thing keeping it hyper over valued too.
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If we can’t rely on the US gov for the most basic economic metrics like jobs after he gets someone in their willing to outright lie, that’s gonna be bad. Like not knowing your altitude in a plane.
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3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible.
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No, it’s fine you could see that babies ribs, it had diabetes. Absolutely monstrous.
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I’m gonna wait till we get a legacy media analysis such as The Dough Boys snack or wack before I pull the trigger on these.
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I’d kill for a Meiji restoration in the US if we could get a god damn train or two.
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What’s nuts is a lot of YouTubers now provid pretty good edutainment content that would have been right at home on Discovery for whatever shoe string budgets they’re operating on. I can’t imagine Smarter Every Day has a huge budget compared to even reality cable shows like the ghost hunting crap.
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I’m a complete push over for 3D platforming collectathons, I really really can’t rationalize a Switch 2 with a Steam Deck already, but god damn DK is so tempting. There’s been some good entries to the genre from small devs, but nothing quite like a big Nintendo title.
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Markets and media is treating this as some kinda level headed exit to this shit, but essentially everything is going to cost at least 15% more in addition to other inflationary measures or barring that tariff inflation doesn’t perpetuate itself with parts moving back and forth across borders.
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What the fuck would be the stick price of ICE?! That logic makes no sense.
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“Guys burning money is bad.” “Oh, really?! Did you even consider people who are stranded on a mountain side in the winter and only have a duffel bag of cash for a fire to keep warm?!”
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I downgraded to the cheapest plan, they did the same to me. Rate crawled up from $60 a month to like $120 with notice or explanation.
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Go fast and break things.
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It’s already bad to eat out a ton, but god damn, what ever happened to picking up your own order? I never waste money on that shit unless I’m drunk and can’t drive or really drunk and can’t walk.
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It’s a take as old as time, Walmart and Starbucks did it for years starting new locations with lower prices to drive out competition then raise prices once they have a monopoly. The wonder of the invisible hand.
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ChatGPT is gonna be the same way if I’m being cynical, get some people hooked for free on offloading the simplest of tasks, then they’ll spend whatever once you raise prices.
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Also, a lot of people will not take the slightest chance on a local restaurant and order nearly exclusively from mid chains like this break down. Currently reading Fast Food Nation though and it’s interesting how intractably chains and sprawl are linked.
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Are we talking about the same America?
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Joe, people have accused you of the fact that some people could possibly co-opt the theory of “fuck that guy” against the troops, why have you not condemned this theoretical possibility?
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I wasn’t all that interested in a Switch 2, but as a huge 3D collectathon slut, Bonanza is a real siren call.
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I love the series, but the OG games had some god damn jank like that. Even in the HD 1 REmake, you can run into some absolute mind numbing back tracking and inventory head aches. 2 and 4 REmakes are gold though.
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Guy with a creative arts degree working as a podcaster telling people they need to work tougher jobs.
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Can you blame them for playing the hits.
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Every single time they claimed this trans scare was to protect women’s sports, I knew these were the exact same guys who would love to joke about the WNBA.
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Nuts that Grok was previously a cool linguistic scifi concept and is just just a crummy chat bot. It’s also wild the same guy who wrote Starship Troopers wrote Stranger in a Strange Land, but Heinleinville is a place of contradictions I guess.
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The Great Gatsby was assigned reading, but it had me by the end. Fitzgerald just has a very beautiful and clever but still approachable prose, plus rich people are self observed self destructive jerks is really just a theme for the ages.
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He knows he sucks, why do you think the long face.
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Even the museums that sound boring like that are all so cool. The postal museum is another that sounds lame, but was very neat.
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It drives me fucking nuts that he really just seems to take on the aesthetics of different nerdy cultural touch stones without actually engaging with them. The grok thing is truly egregious because for all of Heinlein’s right leaning tendencies, he had some genuine strains of progressivism.
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Tangential, but it’s so irritating Grok is now a dumbass facist AI instead of an interesting scifi linguistic concept.
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Okay, but besides that, those box sets are the pinnacle of DVDs.
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“I just ideologically can’t support the idea of my tax dollars going to something like this” I say as my tax dollars send bombs to hospitals.
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It’s wild how often it comes up now and I think it’s in part because, despite our rhetoric about hard work, it’s implicitly some kind of viewed inherent advantage you’re born with rather than something earned. A natural hierarchy where, of course, *I* get to be at the top because I’m just better.