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Brook Gideon

@brookgideon.bsky.social

Wrangler of words, watercolors, pets, and plants. Lover of sharks, science, and second breakfast. Salty. www.brookgideon.com

created November 22, 2024

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Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Anddd there is still wayyyyy too much stuff. Why is there not less stuff?

1/9/2025, 12:20:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

And now i already want to rearrange it. This is a problem. Lol

1/9/2025, 12:18:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

My studio has looked like a split personality for a couple of months now because I ran out of steam. Like one of those red riding hood dolls you flip over. One half cute. One half hot mess.

1/9/2025, 12:17:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got too much empathy to read the news this morning.

29/8/2025, 11:00:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I only have a BS in Bio and I am leap years more qualified to run the CDC than he could ever hope to be. And I don’t know a lot but I know how vaccines work because I passed my Immunology course.

28/8/2025, 10:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Woot woot hey you!!

28/8/2025, 10:02:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social)

“White House chooses RFK Jr. deputy as acting CDC director, Washington Post reports”. Excuse me?

28/8/2025, 10:01:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the pens! I think I have a bucket full of pens. But these pens are the best. I’ll get 10 of them.

28/8/2025, 8:15:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a great cover!

28/8/2025, 5:14:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Super cute!

28/8/2025, 5:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew I liked you.

28/8/2025, 10:49:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

*in the video

26/8/2025, 1:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree all the people who haven't walked downtown anywhere in years.

26/8/2025, 1:28:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, this is crazy.

26/8/2025, 1:14:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been a week, I may have gone full meltdown.

25/8/2025, 2:26:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has been an amazing class! Sign up and learn what they don't want you to learn from a kick-ass professor and some wonderful guests. Critical thinking skills are needed now more than ever. #wemove2025

25/8/2025, 2:25:41 PM | 17 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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I probably would have wept in front of him knowing what we could have had.

25/8/2025, 2:19:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

NO WAY!!!

25/8/2025, 1:31:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

AKA 5 stars!

25/8/2025, 1:28:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d steal that and eat it all myself!!

24/8/2025, 8:10:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Stunning!

23/8/2025, 10:03:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 8:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

21/8/2025, 3:15:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Platform?

21/8/2025, 11:11:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a big one!

20/8/2025, 11:23:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

In my 50s for reference. It was not high at all.

19/8/2025, 9:52:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I jumped off a low wall this morning and i was scared.

19/8/2025, 9:51:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cool site! I want all of it!

19/8/2025, 3:43:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, what is Tiny Bookshop?

19/8/2025, 3:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I have important questions: Was that red velvet cake? Was it as delicious as it looked? lol

19/8/2025, 3:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the Presidential Physical Fitness Test Pull-up making its comeback.

18/8/2025, 8:54:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saved a very large hornet, which I am deathly allergic to, from a pond. You’re welcome hornet. Be good and don’t sting people. #karma #getitwhereican

18/8/2025, 10:38:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Snacks!

16/8/2025, 11:46:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

This bodes well for people who have PCs at work. How lovely to have everyone talking to their computers, especially in a retail setting. Great.

16/8/2025, 11:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social)

Shark Belly White.. why?

15/8/2025, 1:29:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Free snacks!

15/8/2025, 1:28:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello fello Scotsman.

15/8/2025, 1:27:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I would totally write in, "Shark belly white."

15/8/2025, 1:24:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

They only thought it was 6 hours. Lol

14/8/2025, 12:06:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

He does a beautiful job! You glow in every shot!

13/8/2025, 11:13:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is the photographer creating this sorcery? Def needs a shoutout!

12/8/2025, 11:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy happy! The badassery and 🔥 continues!

12/8/2025, 6:50:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 6:29:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep saying, "That MFer!" pretty loudly.

11/8/2025, 5:31:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I completely understand. The no cash bail line also hurts lower income families only. He is a MFer in allllll the ways.

11/8/2025, 5:23:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely! I would be thrilled to be on the receiving end of that effort and would keep it forever!

11/8/2025, 5:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Insanity runs in my family, it practically gallops! CHARGEEEEE!!!

11/8/2025, 4:02:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social)

The door to the White House must be filthy.

11/8/2025, 3:28:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social)

Every day I am more and more grateful there is an ocean full of Great White sharks nearby.

11/8/2025, 3:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, are we sure this doesn't have lead in it, it would sure explain a lot.

9/8/2025, 1:01:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologies to Holiday Inn, but you made the commercial.

8/8/2025, 11:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

He got his biochem degree at a Holiday Inn.

8/8/2025, 11:53:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone needs to slap that gold leaf out of someone's hand. Holy hell, I've seen more restraint in strip clubs.

8/8/2025, 11:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Then she learned it from you. Lol

6/8/2025, 11:40:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Soot sprite!

6/8/2025, 9:31:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahahahhaha. Yup. Wondering if she is a capricorn. I have two of those. 🙄

6/8/2025, 5:37:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful!!

6/8/2025, 12:38:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social)

Not sure what your professors are like, but mine’s a badass. #fyeah

6/8/2025, 12:37:59 AM | 104 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Same.

4/8/2025, 10:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

We know who the final girls will be.

4/8/2025, 5:22:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

It would certainly explain a LOT!

4/8/2025, 5:18:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks at all my kidlit friends and wonder if we are all ghosts.

4/8/2025, 5:17:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

And make it taste like a stale tums that has been in the bottom of my purse for months and is no longer chalky and hard.

3/8/2025, 12:20:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

The berry flavor just makes it all the worse. Give me cherry or nothing.

3/8/2025, 12:18:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Their emails!!

2/8/2025, 11:06:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Even my cat liked it!

2/8/2025, 11:05:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

lol the danger place

2/8/2025, 11:04:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg, I love stick insects!! I get so excited when I find one. Let’s go find that person and take away their adult privilege card.

2/8/2025, 12:04:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahahahhah this is the best.

29/7/2025, 5:39:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

*that we live in

27/7/2025, 10:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF. This timeline can F all the way off.

27/7/2025, 12:33:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Love your work!! So cute yet again!

26/7/2025, 10:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

This.

25/7/2025, 12:31:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gina Perry (@ginaperry.bsky.social) reposted

From axolotl to whale shark, I have made a LOT of drawing sheets. I make a new one each month for my author newsletter: ginaperry.beehiiv.com What should I make for August? #kidlit #printables

24/7/2025, 7:03:31 PM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah Jimbo!!!

24/7/2025, 6:06:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keeper

24/7/2025, 6:05:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 2:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I passed protestors with signs off island on overpasses on the major highway in case people drove back off Cape. Lol.

23/7/2025, 11:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I second MA.

22/7/2025, 11:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Should be called Shark Weak.

22/7/2025, 3:13:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Trick Q... none of them are real health officials.

22/7/2025, 3:09:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful!

22/7/2025, 3:08:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahahahhahah I’m gonna have to take one for the team and buy a can. I haven’t had that since I was a kid. Lol.

22/7/2025, 1:11:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

This

22/7/2025, 1:05:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

“Dining out on a relationship….” Is a bold statement. Lol.

21/7/2025, 8:24:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This

21/7/2025, 6:19:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noooooo

21/7/2025, 6:14:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

*while wearing jeans

20/7/2025, 8:02:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine are to be able to bend over, tie my shoes, and breathe at the same time. I have to up my game.

20/7/2025, 8:01:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahahahhahahhaha

20/7/2025, 8:00:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

And I think Indians would prefer to watch more cricket here if he’s asking. But maybe he should ask.

20/7/2025, 7:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many things he effed in that statement alone is hilarious. He really has no clue where he lives.

20/7/2025, 7:06:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it’s an old hay loft/barn that got resided and they put a door where the bale opening was.

20/7/2025, 6:54:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 12:28:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brook Gideon (@brookgideon.bsky.social) reply parent

Yum. Candied ginger is a fab idea!!! 5 stars!

19/7/2025, 12:27:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wtf.

17/7/2025, 9:56:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahahahhahhaha

17/7/2025, 6:03:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He demands catnip payments.

16/7/2025, 2:25:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GENIUS ACT???

16/7/2025, 2:24:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shenanigans

16/7/2025, 2:07:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view