Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Invasion of Cuba and/or Venezuela because it's the only thing that makes this timeline more absurd.
So then how can you declare that it is not DNC aligned? Are you an insider?
Why are you lying? The program's goal is to create a chorus of influencer voices. It's in the name.
Care to show me the donor list and the board composition?
Oh, fuck. You're totally right! Ok, just download those DNC talking points straight to my brain.
I still find it amusing that expect anyone to believe that a program called "chorus" was not designed to create a group of influencers who would say the same talking points.
Basically this: 1) How dare you be mad about this 2) it wasn't a secret you leftists are just dumb 3) Everyone has been demanding this for years 4) Dem Joe Rogan 5) it is totally a coincidence that we are all ignoring GAZA and completely unrelated that we are all getting money from the same place
We would land tapes that would be like DBZ eps 45, 46, 48, Magic Knight's Rayearth eps 1, 45 seconds of a kids 5th birthday party, DBZ eps 49 (but with 10 minutes missing in the middle). No one would have episode 47. The kids birthday would become an inside joke at school for a few months.
I guess I could control f for 'TENET' to see if you actually understand this issue and are just pretending to have a baby brain but I just don't care enough. I am on the right side of this issue. You are not.
Or to make it cool.... that's always an option.
Nah, I'm good. I don't want to get fed content from people who are being paid to feed it to me. Period.
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
I refuse to teach parkour to cops and I will continue that policy for safety reasons.
He was talking about the worm. RFK is just a flesh-mech.
Blocked. Who is it?
The 'should' too
Median should ignore the effects of billionaires/millionaires. But the 20's number is so wacky. It's way above median income. you would have to assume a high savings rate and high return on investment.
So many tiny dicked aLpHa mAlEs.
Not enough piss and shit for all the graves I'm going to visit.
I don't believe this chart and want to know what calculation they are using for net worth.
Damn, I don't think I will be able to not say "I-need-to-return-some-video-tapes" anytime I see him.
I have been wondering about where congressional authorization was going to come in.
Some secret third thing that screws us on food, housing, health care, and education.
Depends on his motivation. Is it for an elderly nursing home resident?
I'd eat here
Weird way to spell St Helena
Except he probably giggles when his pants fall down.
Pretty dumb that congress and approve money for stuff and the president can just unilaterally be like "it doesn't have my name on it so nope" and congress goes "thank you for your wisdom!"
Yeah, we gave it to them. Then they created all these stupid YouTube channels about roadkill, diesel trucks, "f you Alabama", and vampire diaries, completely ruining the Internet for EVERYONE!!!
Time travelers gonna time travel.
Reconstruction time.
How is it a power grab when rainbows still exist??? Checkmate libtard!
SA: And then once we capture all the output of the sun you will be able to have ChatGPT make videos of Hull Hogan and your Dad. TV: Would be dope to see my Dad and Hulk Hogan * Simultaneously SA: Kiss TV: Fight * Awkward silence SA: ..Then we will probably cure cancer. TV: what is wrong with you???
These people are trying so hard to act like they never tried meth.
Not to defend Newsome but do we know that Garfoyle was the way she is back then? Lot of people spun the fuck out over that last decade.
"Right kidney is unremarkable" wrecked my shit for a whole day.
This. Not super stoked to see Newsome running and would much prefer someone less corporate but 1000% more tired of the cowards in the D party.
Cant wait for conservatives to start bitching about Intel the way they bitch about the post office.
This is literally "Any day now companies will lay off a large portion of the professional class and instead pay us a large portion of the salaries that were saved!" collective wishful thinking by these companies.
I don't know if we have anything to fear from this machine God we built.
To be quite honest they also fail to understand how effective and intimidating a large crowd of people with bats and cans of soup can be.
"King George III has decreed that all songs sung in taverns, saloons, public houses, and ale houses, shall include a line praising his beautiful pants which definitely aren't out of fashion and are definitely not poopy."
"GOD DAMN IT!!! THEY SNUBBED ME!!! FOR NEIL F'n BREEN!!!!" Kevin Sorbo screams as he begins smashing his "Hercules the legendary Journey" memorabilia with a golf club.
Why Google it when you can do the equivalent of lighting a Volkswagen Bug in fire by asking ChatGPT 5.0.
It is not philosophy. You don't need to understand what they wrote. Most of their "interesting" ideas have been explored by better authors, a product of their era/publishing eco system, or just straight up babybrain'ed. Love Clarke but no
I prefer STEEP fines for any corporation where the highest total compensation at any point over the last five years is more than 100x than of the lowest 20% of their employees.
"Cincinnati has nothing in New York and they better not step up when I am mayor or I'll do them the same way I did Buffalo."
"Fuck yeah!!! Time to fire more software engineers!!" - Bezos, probably
"Great idea. Curing cancer would certainly reduce the amount of misery in the world. First we will need some cancer patients. Depending upon the rarity of the cancer the best way to approach this is the wide scale release of heavy metals, mutagens, and ionizing radiation."
Ok, WHY does this feel like a viral marketing campaign for TPUSA?
Can't wait to see their totally real bluffs with totally real oaks.
Fuck Apple
Yep. (Except Stephen Hawking, as a society we need to stop assigning authority to people who are operating outside of their area of expertise. Hawking lecturing me on relativistic physics: "cool" Hawking lecturing me on the history of polyamory in ancient Mesopotamia: "take a hike clown")
I love using it to generate code that I have to then rewrite because my boss wants me to use it (and has metrics that show how much I do)
in the future you will all be very jealous of my completely illiterate child
She has some deep issues with asparagus i guess. IDK. As soon as the mc turned on the blender she started puking. Violently.
Yep. It's long standing that he is immune from civil proceeding while in office for unofficial acts and holds civil immunity for "official acts" which is what he will argue this is
Indian course videos totally saved my ass in calc 3
Screening of an independent horror. Scene has the MC putting asparagus into a blender but doesn't turn it on. Guy in front of me turns to a woman next to him and yells "you better not throw up, Rachel" and "Don't fucking do it!!" MC turns on the blender. Rachel throws up.
He looks like shit today
Yes, but as a sitting president he is immune from civil litigation.
John McLaughlin is rolling in his grave so hard right now. Pat Buchanan is too.
"I swear the creepy one with the blue dress started the fire."
Unfortunately, there has never been an example of what happens when there is a large group of generals who have been passed over for promotion solely due to an ideological purity test. Failing to think of a single event caused by such a situation.
Some day a wife is going to realize that her husband, Karlie Chirk, is the same person as Charlie Kirk and everything will suddenly make sense.
This man would use roman numerals but fuck them up somehow.
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!!!!!!
BREAKING: Maxwell confirms to DOJ at ALL registered Democrats EVER, except for RFK jr, were clients of Jeffery Epstein.
Oh no. Not Bill Clinton.
Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Lol. I am sorry mate. Some things are irreparable.
He still owes me 2 hours of my life for making me see suburban commando in the theater
Rip Ozzy Osbourne.
Somewhere Bill Clinton is dabbing the sweat off of his brow saying "oh, thank God, I knew I didn't do it. I knew it was just a dream." He stares at his hands and flexes his fingers. "Just a very vivid dream. Like playing a saxophone."
I tried out for the debate team in high school and the one thing I remember was that they made sure to take sleeping pills right before the debate competitions. It was their secret weapon.
If you guys don't elect him, we'll take him here in Seattle.
"please sir, let us adopt you and make you a part of our tribe so that you can be our chief." - Trump probably, but he will find a way of making it even more racist somehow.
I just got back from a 4 day hike through the Olympic Mountains where we were discussing how a lot of the rivers there have (loosely) their native names but almost none of the peaks do.
Just had a dream that this was real. My laughter woke me and my wife up and now I have to explain this to her.
Wait... barely speaks Russian and expected to be put in a job like media or repair????!? Dude is going to be used as a human speed bump.
"moving here is legally defined as suicide.
Me: "Huh, I wonder why Wyoming's homicide rate is so low." Coworker: "Everyone who lives there is already dead and just hasn't realized it yet."
My kids keep telling me that Seattle is dangerous and I am like "I can walk around downtown late at night by myself and not worry about being mugged. I could not do that in the 90's. No one could do that in the 90,s"
Counterpoint. Satan saved Trump and you are now unwittingt worshiping Satan.
I feel seen
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *Cough* Oil leases *Cough*
I kinda want to teach them parkour.
Out of curiosity, is the percentage of Black people using genetic testing higher or lower than the population as a whole?
Hard for them to hate anything when at this point reality is whatever they want it to be.
The only person I knew who had a paper route (~1989) just stole papers from a news box in front of the grocery store and then "delivered" to a couple dozen houses for a few weeks before making the rounds to each house to collect $40 they "owe", then stopped and switched neighborhoods. repeat
Inept.
That would be so awkward, "hey kids remember who how I told you Grandma is dead well... psyche."
I said 'single women who are into anime'!!! Stupid monkey paw!
Guess the moral of the story is "Don't promise blood and then act shocked when the vampires show up and then get pissed when you tell them that you just realized that you are actually a robot and don't actually HAVE blood."
Thought you were a "cOnStITuTioNiSt"
Lol, Larouche had more pull.
"Quick Grok, I am high on ketamine and I need to know "can I turn THC into a plastic? And what would the Young's modulus of the material? Also is there already a material called Hitlerium?" - Musk, probably definitely.
I am probably 5'8" because that is what the DOL put on my first license. Literally never think about. Have had exactly one girl ask me how tall I am. This dude has internalized the results of a Cosmo poll.
This comment is "I have to remind myself how to breathe" level of stupid.