You know it's football season when the first injury report comes out for Christian McCaffrey.
You know it's football season when the first injury report comes out for Christian McCaffrey.
Thoughts and prayers.
“When I call Kennedy a ‘dangerous crank,’ I'm not saying that as an insult or as hyperbole, but honestly as the most economical way of describing the man's views,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on RFK Jr.
So i guess their imaginary sky friend isn't convinced yet so he let's the killings roll on. Pray harder people, god needs to be impressed before actually taking action.
I mean this with all due respect to the esteemed Senator from Maine, but FUCK SUSAN COLLINS.
Oh no, they're imaginary sky friend is going to be mad at me.
It's a good thing MAGA are the epitome of health.
100%. It's an investment in the country's future which creates jobs, consumerism, tax revenue, etc. That's what good governments are supposed to do.
Catchy.
Two things can be true.
Gold street signs on order as we speak.
"Crime is lower in D.C. than it is in the Republican-led states these National Guard troops are leaving..." www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Yes. Yes, it does.
Just tell them to pretend it's called Jade Helm.
Howard Lutnick when he sees the orange turd walk in the room.
Again — Today on Fox trump claimed D.C. restaurants are doing better since his invasion — he, of course, as always, as he does with every utterance… is lying:
Absolute fucking embarrassment. Sorry world. Not all Americans are douchebags, but at least 30% are.
What Californian in their right mind is moving to Oklahoma? Bro is solving a problem that doesn't exist.
This is all I see now when I see dipshit Barbie.
Well...the "with integrity" part is going to be a problem.
It’s hard to debate stupid.
The capitulation to totalitarianism is quick shocking even for the nuthouse crazy house GOP. they are certainly behaving in a manner consistent with a party confident that there will no loner be free and fair elections. Good luck to us.
well at least he's asking the right questions. probably won't be pleased with the answers.
His story sounds about as plausible as those in the actual bible so...what's the problem? If it's good enough for douchebags like Osteen and Graham, let this dude make his nut.
Lots of villages missing their idiots this morning.
It's Lubbock...it would be an improvement over the smell of cow shit.
Lol. They're making fun of the surgery, botox, hair extensions and the 20 lbs of makeup required to make that look. And it was fucking hilarious. The gaslighting from these people never stops. Their mango messiah shits on everyone from the oval, lectern, pulpit and anywhere else. Fuck them.
vibes.
Lol...good lucky Kenny boy.
Wait, is that hair or a cap? Please tell me that’s a fancy driving cap.
From this month's edition of The Onion.
Lol. California going to lose half it's seats when 50% of the population suddenly moves to Texas overnight. Does he really think he can steal seats in plain view? Probably.
That math ain't mathing.
Can't wait to go to the pharmacy and have the drug companies pay me to take their meds. What a country. Trump is a genius.
#FuckingMoron
Here’s a 🔥🔥exchange between me and Mick Mulvaney during @mehdirhasan.bsky.social's brilliant interview of Mulvaney on Al Jazeera's Head to Head. The whole episode is worth a watch, and you can find it on @aljazeera.com's YouTube channel.
Chances the fat orange tub of shit shot 8 under?
a sarcastic Bernie Sanders: "Why not? When you get bad news, fire the guy who delivered the news. I think that's sensible policy."
Don't forget the doodle boobs.
Of course is name is Chad. Of course.
Did finish servicing Trump first or was he still wearing his kneepads?
Wolff: We can chart a continued friendship between these two men through flight manifests, photographs, phone calls This relationship that Trump claims ended in 2000 actually demonstrably continued until at least 2005. It’s that period in which most of the allegations against Epstein took place.
Trump is spending $200 million of our tax dollars on a “golden ballroom” in the White House, but we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research.
Complete hoax...that image is not near fat enough.
to which the rest of say...
Wolff: I was talking to Epstein and he went into his safe and came out with photographs... And it was Trump with girls of an uncertain age in Epstein's house...There are two in which topless girls are sitting on Trump’s lap—and then a third in which he has a stain on the front of his pants.
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I would like to buy that horse a beer. Anyone have contact info?
whatever it is, it's not near enough. Imagine having to pretend to tolerate Waters and Guffeld...at the same time.
She either deserves a medal or commitment to a mental facility for agreeing to sit with these fuckwads every day to explain basic economics. I would have tapped out months ago.
Do gingers count?
I dunno...Twatzis has a certain flare to it.
But he does have one of the most punchable faces I've seen since Charlie Kirk.
He's behaving like my teenager when I know he's lying to me but he continues to step in shit pile after shit pile to try and prove that he's not. How is this fuckwad the leader of anything much less the largest economy in the world? FML.
Don't believe your lying eyes, only what the mango messiah tells you.
Just spitballing here, but it could be that he's a fucking moron.
This fucking guy. International embarrassment. I'm sorry Scotland.
They say the best way to get to know a person's true character is to play golf with them. This checks out.
Meiselas: And it's certainly not anti-Semitic to criticize what Netanyahu is doing...you can have basic humanity and speak out against atrocities that are happening in Gaza and watching people starve to death, and that does not make you antisemitic at all.
Newsom: They play by a different set of rules . And we can sit back and act as if we have some moral superiority and watch this almost 250 year experiment be washed away. We are not going to allow that to happen. We have agency. We can shape the future
I feel very owned right now. But…thoughts and prayers.
Gotta love this billboard in NYC
Well he’s definitely fired now. There’s zero chance the orange turd can accept such public disagreement.
Likely the most realistic depiction of Trump to ever air on TV.
Go fuck yourself and your fascist orange turd of a president. How are those for words?
The clownshow has finally arrived on BlueSky.
2010…
Lol. Sure he did.
Heart disease needs to hurry the fuck up already.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That’s a disservice to Goober.
Sounds like a threat.
Alternative facts are back.
Scare?!? He’ll half the country has its fingers crossed and not for the reasons dipshit Barbie thinks. 🤞
Counterpoint - if you’re canoodling with your side piece in public, you kind of deserve your fate.
Uh, I don't think that's how deals work.
Useful idiots rarely realize they're useful idiots until it's too late.
Why aren't Dems counteracting this by doing the same in CA and NY. We can easily gerrymander the hell out of both states to offset the damage done in Texas. When they go low, we need to bring a fucking shovel. Stop bringing a knife to a gunfight already.
Give her a minute, maybe she'll get there in the end. Unlikely, but maybe.
