All cats like a belly rub (and tug).
Becoming ever more left wing as the years progress. Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back. Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.
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All cats like a belly rub (and tug).
Altogether now by The Farm leaned quite heavily on it.
No, but they did live in a villa.
This tv career is small, that tv career is far away.
It just looked very familiar. IMDB should have the details in a day or two.
The cottage on the beach in the final episode is the same one that was used in Torchwood isn’t it?
Didn’t Robin Banks go on Dragons Den with some bizarre parcel or gift wrapping based opportunity? Or was that just a bad cheese dream?
I’m old and still refer to it as the Manchester Wanker.
Who was the mystery guest at the Downing Street ABBA party during covid? Was there a future queen dancing that night?
Perfect for removing ear wax.
I remember olive oil being something you only got from the chemists in the 70’s.
This needs a Trigger warning.
What time did it happen? Just after 10 past 9:00 maybe?
Did Catweazle wear lipstick? He’s got the crazy looking part down at least.
A&E nurses have seen it all and aren’t judgemental. No need to make up a far fetched excuse for your sexual fetish injuries.
Surely he took the picture?
It was basically that Johnny Vegas coach driver murder mystery series with a bigger cast budget.
Cms or inches?
A head of department who taught fluid dynamics by talking about the salmon ladder at Pitlochry. And salmon psychologists (?). I can’t remember the equations, but while I was in Scotland I had to detour to Pitlochry and see the ladder.
His one and only weakness.
Hanging a magic tree air freshener around your neck is no replacement for deodorant though.
Someone got confused between the National Trust and the National Front?
There was one in Harlow until a few years ago. My eldest used to work there on Saturdays as a teen and he donated this to their collection. It was pride of place at the entrance for many years and I often wonder where it is now.
Make the car a Honda so we can have the Jesus ‘I have not spoken of my own Accord’ meme.
The absence of potholes on most European roads always amazes me. Do they have better tarmac than us? Or councils that actually care?
Give him a second term you swine!
Went to Iceland with 2 toddlers in the middle of summer. Hotel curtains were not blackout and it never really got dark so they refused to go to bed. 4 days with no sleep. I was hallucinating on the flight home.
Wasn’t Shaun Ryder on some kind of government back to work arts funding scheme when Happy Mondays took off? Such schemes are all plumbing based these days I bet.
This TV series could have been a tapestry.
Sterilised milk is from cows that have had an hysterectomy.
You can’t give booze t’baby.
She was more concerned with taking sovereign tea than reclaiming sovereignty.
I almost saw it happen. Heard the lorry brakes squealing behind me and people screaming. Was shocked when I found out who it was.
Ballykissangel was a guilty secret of mine at the time. Visited Avoca while on holiday in Ireland. Had to convince my wife that we were going there ironically.
Do you like penis cola? And getting caught in the rain?
No man is an island. But that island is definitely male.
Are ‘serious questions’ the same as ‘legitimate concerns’?
Either we went to the same school, or it’s a common problem. I guess they’re both jobs where you can watch kids change clothes.
Why do the Scots pronounce Menzies in such an odd way? Because that isn’t really a z in the middle.
Mahler lip synching again. #totp
Why do I not recognise most of these 1998 songs on the countdown? Oh, yeah we’d just become pregnant so I had other things on my mind at the time. #totp
I have a swift tailor based in Hong Kong. Will do you a new suit in 24 hours.
William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam.
This is the opposite of proroguing. Anti-roguing?
So anything in the bin would only be a few hours old at most. Sounds cunning to me.
I think my Naan lives near there.
My neighbours ring camera got ripped off and thrown into the field during a row. They are evil things that widen rifts in relationships.
Sounds like too much of the old wankel rotary engine.
But then who would the NHS pay rent to? What would happen to the assets of people who died intestate? How would the victims of paedophiles get paid?
His correct title is King Prince Charles.
I noticed him in the audience of a play once. He was sat right at the back and I so wanted him to pull out some bird watching binoculars and use them as opera glasses. Alas, he didn’t. Rula Lenska scrounged a ciggy off me during the interval. It was a real c-list celebrity day!
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
A favourite tune used by many Pole dancers.
Sainsburys? Not (Rowan) Morrisons?
Ironically fascist comes from the Latin ‘fasces’ which was a bundle of sticks. The idea being that there was strength in unity.
I once saw a Wizz Air person make a small child choose between her teddy bear and her juice box. They were both classed as hand luggage and only one item per person according to the rules.
Why is Fry hanging around with Ghislaine Maxwell?
Pasting into notepad used to be a great way to strip out all the formatting.
Daily Mail supports and promotes immigration then?
Yes, but strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Can Paddington escort 3 people at the same time? Or is it like the fox, chicken, and sack of corn riddle?
Vyvyan is a girls name!
Kudos for playing with the format. But this time it really didn’t land.
One of the directors of ‘good afternoon’ is listed as David Bellamy. Not *the* David Bellamy? (And by that I don’t mean the kid I went to school with who got teased a lot.)
My thoughts on House of Lords reform can be found on noosepeer.
Trump and Vance thought they were buying 10% of incels.
Someone send in Liz Truss to meet with him.
We’re having a scarecrow festival. Not a Skaro festival.
I misheard a trailer on the radio and though he was in Paddington.
That would be the end. But the moment has been prepared for.
We had a family tragedy where the bad guy was called Moriarty and the good cop dealing with it was called John Watson. Was terrified that the media would be all over it. But a scary police PR woman shut down all inquiries and allowed us our privacy and dignity.
Don’t you need vampire semen to make magnets?
I used to work near St Paul’s Cathedral. I feel your pain.
Watching it right now. Please avoid spoilers for about 90 mins or so.
It’s a jigsaw puzzle. Try finding all the corner pieces and the bits with sky on them first.
A long list of TV and movie productions in the area. But no mention of the Ongar railway porn shoot.
They did it once: www.bbc.co.uk/news/enterta...
No one ever paints a Zippy or Bungle cross these days.
The BBC need to make the 3rd season of ‘The Tripods’.
What was the final scene in Trafalgar Square all about? 15 minutes of self congratulatory pretentiousness. Was it supposed to invoke an emotional response other than boredom? Made me really miss the pigeons.
Somewhere in France a Citroen engineer was scribbling furiously after seeing this.
Isn’t that Mrs Doubtfire?
You can’t form a bubble with your neighbours.
That’s total bollocks!
Looking through Gary Wilmotts eyes. #totp
The Thames Tandoori near Waterloo station had signed photos of all the celebrities that had eaten there. It was just 2 different pictures of Shaw Taylor.
Jayne Middlemiss using her real voice for once.
Smoking.
I cried for days after seeing this aged about 6. Really traumatised me.
