Count GLinwangle of Bolinsterage. The world's most beautiful manufacturers of cigarette case hinges. Sorry that's big beautiful manufacturers of cigarette case hinges
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So will the frog faced foghorn of ignorance be demanding the Expulsion of the refugee from Yankee land, Robyn Wright? ( How awful can is be there that she would come to this shit hole?) My Name is Count Di wangle, you are trying to kill my country, prepare to be milkshaked!
Me friend Dan would like to remind you that your missing an E on the fruit.
Nothing more than the pampering of nasty little children. No more childcare, I have perfectly good factories that can make use of a child's little hands, and when their older, they can labour in the fields. Now that the frog faced foghorn of ignorance has ejected all foreign labour.
Of course I'm going to have to report this.....
Why is it that the plans of Stromberg and Drax, excluding the extermination of humanity, are more feasible than the Mars project of Elon Deerstink? ( Mind you the dirty pollution of the foul rockets he uses would hasten the end of life on earth. Strange, the Saturn V was clean.)
Now I know I'm very stupid but...... Donald Trump' initials.... D T...... Just like Damian Thorne....... Er .... Just saying..... Bye the bye...The Omen, a hundred times better than The Exorcist.... ( The sentinel is scarier)
When I was a child, I watched Dr Who from the start and my first memory is of episode one being repeated, we were about to have an ice age, north sea oil would last to the mid 1980s, overpopulation would see food riots in the early 2000s..... My feet aren't good.. Put some grit in that slope.
When I was a youff, Barretts used to advertise their new build houses on the Tele. They were properties for everyone....not luxury but a chance for anyone to own your home. Great voiceover from Patrick Allen and a somersaulting helicopter.. Now they have adds for new builds to rent.....
I'm so old.... When I little there was hair oil, then brill cream, then mends hair spray, then mouse ... Now I've seen an advert for hair CLAY...... FFS!
It's Mills and Boone........ I always thought there was a darkness lurking.
Zorin was a psychopathic murdering villain, but even he would have nothing to do with the biggest scam of the 21st century.... Crypto!
Now my eyes are getting weaker, so in initially read that Scooby Dog was scared of a same sex couple...... That doesn't sound like Scooby, scared of his shadow yes, but giving a snack about a couple is so boring ....but it's not Scooby but some second rate singer type.
You know all the problems in Americal are the fault of Roger Moore. if only he hadn't stopped Zorin destroying silicon valley.......
Latest news..... Mafia to boycott USA as it finds the government there too unethical and unreliable.
Your so wrong...Brexit has been a massive success and so has Donald Trump.. Mr or should I say Sir Nigel has been proven right again and again and again and again.... Oh nurse is here with my medication. But I want to visit lord Farage and give him a big milkshake.
Were they a pretending to be a little cold like frozen water?
I'm confused? Weren't they Danes? I wish I was a Dane. I'd move to the Faroe islands.
Congrats to Space X on the launch of Starship X in achieving all of its Goals. Congrats to me on achieving all of my goals. I had to get out of bed, have a cup of tea. Visit the bathroom. Turn on my phone. Watch a YouTube video. Sit in my comfy chair...... All achieved, well done me.....woooo
Autocorrect kills thousands of corvids. Due to a typo, in a red state USA, a massive slaughter of rooks was ordered by Governor Noddy. He signed an order that was supposed ban books critical of President Orange's handling of the COVID crisis.
A book certainly can make you gay, sort of. It can open your mind to new ideas and point out fallicies. So if your inclined to it, can liberate you from the artificial constraints of religious bigertory....... I mean, " my friend Mr Leakey" by JBS Haldane is the reason I can't eat octopus.
Shocking news...... Most bathrooms in the UK are unisex.... This is obviously pandering. Latest surveys show most homes only have one bathroom and are not assigned to a particular gender. Another example of Britain's descent into wokeness. ...... Is my job on Sky Australia approved?
Typical dental smear against the denture industry...you anti false teethist......
So disappointed: Very rich people, shilling for betting companies. Thiery Henri was a good....and the whining voice of some one else, almost makes one wish Will Smith hit harder.
Bleedin heck.....that looks like an Auton!
Was the cleaning up part of his community service? Does he wear a leg tag?
Lost all respect for Florence Pugh. I still liked her despite her appearing, in that bore mumble moronic fest Oppenheimer, but she was given a bottle of London Pride, that she drank straight out of the bottle!. Barbarian!
Excellent idea, send in the military to cut crime in Washington DC. Excellent. What's that? You don't believe that there's a crime problem? Listen chum, I know for a fact there's a convicted sex offender squatting at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue.
Flip fudge flab muddy funster poo..... Another once in a life time heat wave this week ... What's that? The 4th this year? As Usaians would say, Sheeat!. What on earth could be causing this? Has the earth's axis been changed by thermonuclear explosions? Or ????
Never heard of this Terry bloke, was he a boxer?
Let's face it the only reason anyone watched the wretched Lois and Clarke was to see the gorgeous Tracy scoggins.
As a British person I don't understand why any one would. Gambling, there's a casino at the end of my street. Top acts perform at the beacon hall and top shows at the hippodrome. And in Britain, the Border force don't hate tourists.
Trouble is life really isn't that shit for most people.... Most of us have full bellys, comfy beds and access to all of Cliff Richard's recordings......of course, not everything's perfect.... Death Penalty required for the Pratt with the turbo charged four billion decibel strimmer .
Well it would have been, but remember it was the Germans first with a COVID jab, then the British. Now India and China are very much in the mix, not to mention Australia, Canada,New Zealand, Cuba et al. All USA is doing is throwing away goodwill and it's former leadership.
She's a corker is that there colonel Lake.
AHH....... I understand Trumpers antipathy to Zelensky. See Mission Impossible series 4 episode 9 Robot...... Corr! Lee Meriwether.....
So the alleged president of USA says the job figures are wrong.....now I'm in UK of GB and NI, but I can't see any of the alleged journalists have asked him why he thinks this and asked for evidence. In the name of Cliff, this is first year journo.
Lies all lies...... Fact 1 The moon was blown out of orbit, along with all the inhabitants of Moonbase Alpha on September 13th 1999. Fact 2 What you see in the night sky is simply a projected hologram rather like the Bat signal. Fact 3 they put that Musk in charge of a luna lander. So can't be real
I've told you before, it's Peter File.
Not to mention the subterranean kingdom to of aquaphibians. Thank heaven for W.A.S.P. and Stingray keeping us all safe.
That's because they're not human. Like Donald J Trump, they are in fact Zylon renegades who took the place of the real people in the 1990s. It's the only logical explanation...... Jim.
Today he is an extraordinary actor, tomorrow he'll be a hero of the soviet Union.
The greatest of all UFO interceptor pilots.... Shado will be proud.
As a Bristolian, fuck the organisers of the block party for cordoning off Queens Square for the accursed party and the useless council ( never knowingly making Bristol better) for depriving this local space to local people.
Latest news: all true, so true , big beautiful true, nothing ever been so true. RF Kennedy has just instructed the health department to issue the following: Breathing is completely unnecessary, it's simply a con put forward by Big Oxygen. Oxygen cylinders for the space program have been cancelled.
Trying out my new TARDIS, only a cheap model low range of 6 years or 225 miles. Anyway, went five years into the future. A child was misbehaving. The mother said "if you don't stop that, I'll send you to the USA."
Bye the way, the adds on YouTube are out of control, not only are they so boring, half of the are downright frauds and now there are so many of them..... Watching you tube much less.
The orange baboon Jobbie just turned up on my YouTube shorts feed badmouthing the Mayor of London. All the comments say how right and wonderful the yellow/red shit head is!? They do this by blocking any derogatory comments .... Now is this mendacity or simply sophistry?
I bought a t shirt of Shaun the Sheep from one of those dodgy South American river trading companies...you know Orinoco or Catatumbo or Oyapok.... Can't remember the name of the river....any way they blocked my review for suggesting Shaun should be PM.....is that cos he's Black? Or bald?
Man, if you like that tribute act, what would you have been like if you actually saw the Rutles........
Yes I'm tearful too, what with Midsummer Murders being replaced by that football nonsense. This'll shock you. I just found out that nice Gary Lineker likes football! Can't be perfect I suppose. Didn't see that David Attenborough programme about lionesses, what channel was it on?
Anne Coulter to be joined on stage by Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler. Bye the bye, The Rev Thomas P Coulter was a church of Scotland minister who helped Jews escape Hungary and refugees under Stalin's oppression. Not all coulters are damnable swine.
Just a point to mention, again, Asylum seekers are not illegal. There is absolutely nothing illegal about being an asylum seeker. Deal with the claim quickly and if they're granted leave to remain they can work. Of not, they get sent back. Simples
So could this wonderful improvement have anything to do with the larger numbers of whales being washed up? Probably not, it's climate change (real name global warming) you stupid orange pillock!
The Orange Jobbie says wind turbines cause the death of whales. 11 large whales have been found on the coastline of south New England. There's reaserch ongoing, no known links between wind farms and whales. Just a thought? Whale numbers have recovered dramatically in recent year. (1 of 2)
I think VAR is required as I'm not sure that was over the line.
Manuel split soup when I was on holiday in Torquay, not laughing now are you.( I would just like to say Andrew Sachs was a lovely fellow, and I don't like football and therefore think it's a shame pushing even more of the wretched game...that being said Well done England and commiserations to Spain)
I remember going to the cinema in Purley of all places, enjoyed The Belles of St Trinian's...but wait double feature... Huge delight and wonder.... There is a third, sort of, Mr Cushing, essentially reprises the role in "At The Earth's Core" . Love it. Daleks in Colour amazing.
Why call purchase tax a tariff ... I mean that's what a purchase tax is. They increased Vat here in UK to 20% as an " emergency" measure in 2010.....Still 20%>>> they go on and on about income tax, which is progressive. If you get £100 a week you pay 20% if you get £2000,000 a week you pay 20% ...
Alex Jones and Boris Johnson ( don't forget Boris was born in the USA....... Strange that Bruce Springsteen would write a song about him))
Salt and vinegar.......... What do you mean I don't understand.
When Jenson Button appears the mood lightens and life improves, the same is true for Raikkonen, Vettell, Hill, Bottass and even Alonso... But when that Rosberg appears, the joy leaves. Is he a dementor?
Where...where are the Tesco cafes. Sainsbury's Asda and Morrisons have shut these down. Sainsbury's Sunday lunch was pukka
It's videos like these, and Shaun the Sheep have stopped me eating mutton....I'm not sure in the long run if that's a good thing
Oh do come along......do you really think any of them have even held hands, let alone got married.
Why is it asylum seekers are getting the blame for our system. If we had a quick and efficient system, genuine seekers could quickly be given status and allowed to work and those who are without the legitimate claim sent packing. It's the fault if the system , not the poor wretches who come here.
Hotel Rwanda is a horrifying film. The sequel is worse..... Hotel Gaza......
Thrurup
Nope nothing over mine, but a whole squadron of lesser spotted satire flying over yours, bet you've never heard of Peter Cook.
Tele ads used to be great, in the seventies,it was oft said they were better than the programs. Now, not only are the ads so boring and or ugly, what they advertised is generally awful work stuff or a con. Is it the ad people don't take enough cocaine now to be interesting?
Trump just put 450987% tariff on Europe for not allowing USA to play in Euro 2025 final.
Does he know the evil he do?
Tommy Trinder ( Nasty spell checker just replaced Trinder with Grinder) battling the fires of the blitz. Some one should sit down with these jokers and ask them what they actually want. Not a sound bite answer " make Britain warm beer and cricket again" but a deep dive into what they're doing means
Shaun the Sheep and Thunderbirds.
Bye the bye I can't really comment, having never driven or had the urge to drive a car....... that's what chauffeurs are for.
Hrmmmm......let me clear my throat....put up barricade for missiles about to be thrown....escape route..... Here goes .. Women Drivers!
Sunday arsenal! Euro 2025? No idea what your rabbiting on about... Saturday Ferrari revival and Charles all the way.
Did you lose a bet or do something really bad?
Don't forget they're killers, killing more people a year than sharks.
Neither has Manus parva.. It's like no one speaks Latin any more.
For fucks sake ( sorry about the bad language) when will , so called, journalists correct right wing hate peddlers. Asylum seekers are, by their very definition, not Criminals. Let me say it again, ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE NOT CRIMINALS. Let me say it again to avoid confusion, ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE NOT CRIMI
Such excitement, forecast of rain possible, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, in Spa.....
My Beloved BBC fallen to a new low. Not content with siding with a genocidal mass murdering regime of Netanyahu, supporting mendastic froghorn of ignorance gobshite Farage... The great Sowing Bee. No bees nor sowing or planting of any sort. All boring needle point. What must Claudius think?
Never been to a stadium, have been to an arena, supposedly very good seat, spent the time watching the TV screens as they were so far away......or Dougal were they just very small. Festivals simply feel to me, like a circle of hell.
So much has been sold off by the back door..... I used to get an annual eye check at the local quack. Now, it's been hived off to a private company to do the pictures at a shop in the local shopping centre. And don't get me started on dentists.
I would have thought that an innocent person would have sued and sued and sued and sued and yet
Don't they complain? The cabinet. I mean they're supposed to be top government figures
Will he have to go on the dole? He and Gary Lineker should team up.....
Breaking news: Melania Trump arrested by ICE and to deported to el Salvador after spending 6 weeks in camp really really uncomfortable.
I don't fly anymore, on environmental grounds, live in Britain so plenty places to go by train, wot wiv channel tunnel and all. But if I was a flyer, I'd only get on an airbus.
Every time I hear 200 fireworks going off, I curse Bristol City Council, for the noise, fireworks let off at 23:00 and their policy of never knowingly makes life better for Bristolians.
I think he's got a gun.
Trouble is these shits now don't do interviews where they get asked anything not on message.....look at the Tories and GMB..... I moan but I don't have a solution.
Such a shame we'll never walk on the moon again..... It was blown out of orbit on sept 13th 1999..... What you look at is a holographic projection..... Why do you think they eliminated Patrick Moore or gave Elon Musk the job of a Luna lander.... Everyone knows he can't do anything right.
Unless there is a very good reason, like the SAS, who dealt with terrorists Ice operatives (SA) kidnapping children. Robert Jenrick would be proud.
Release the Enigma files!
Yoda always up for three way,he is.
Except... The truth needs to be told. Those in the boats are not migrants, they're asylum seekers.... The ones that are not are soon (now) sent packing.
It's about time you stopped all this popularist democracy nonsense. It's time for an aristocratic count to be prime minister....I mean with democracy you might get that poor man's Arthur Daley..... You know french asylum seeker descendent, rhymes with garage.
Nuclear...power for ever.
No thank you.....just ask yourself; how many have cars and use taxis rather than public transport.