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Buzz Foster

@buzzfoster.bsky.social

57 years-old, and your gay Gen-X dad. ASD-1. Married. Kids. Skier. Glamper. Fuck the NRA. #BlackLivesMatter No Repubs or TERFs! Cor fige, vel mori. Glad,well-clad, and a pleasure to know. Albuqueerque, NM

created August 3, 2023

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Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Can do!

1/9/2025, 8:53:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that what that attachment is for?

1/9/2025, 6:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks! You'll especially like where it's going:

A picture of a test fitting for the vinyl cabinet in the wall.
1/9/2025, 6:44:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank-you!

1/9/2025, 6:42:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

It's Labor Day and I'm definitely going to be laboring. The vinyl record cabinet is finished. I'll be installing lights in it and starting to install all the electrical stuff I'll need in the walls.

Buzz's vinyl record cabinet, in a natural color with a satin polyurethane finish.
1/9/2025, 5:00:45 PM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, I know a couple of places that should go.

31/8/2025, 7:31:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I can think of two places.

31/8/2025, 7:29:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Back at you!

Buzz sitting with a Bear Pride flag coffee cup and a semi.
31/8/2025, 7:26:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Second coat is on. About to sand lightly and do the 3rd.

Buzz selfie standing over his vinyl record cabinet, as he's putting the second coat of polyurethane on.
31/8/2025, 7:15:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot!

31/8/2025, 3:33:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I go next? And I mean either spot.

31/8/2025, 1:00:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

VERY sexy!

31/8/2025, 5:12:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

😜😘

31/8/2025, 5:01:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I can do that.

31/8/2025, 4:57:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

Donald Trump cosplays in a SWAT outfit in two panels. The first panel is captioned,
31/8/2025, 2:10:28 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to say. Emotions leading up to death are strong. But shortly after it passes, they are different.

31/8/2025, 2:05:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn! Look at that dangerous hooded cobra! It's ready to strike and inject its venom.

30/8/2025, 9:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Very handsome. Looks familiar, but can't say for sure if I ever talked to him.

30/8/2025, 6:29:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck me!

30/8/2025, 3:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, I would love to help for a hot minute.

30/8/2025, 3:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Can help!

30/8/2025, 3:46:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I tried this, but they still don't care.

A Cracker Barrel sign with fake bullet holes.
30/8/2025, 2:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I do grieve, but for the living. When my ex left me in 2003 and losing my foster daughter in 2015 both triggered about four years of deep grief I thought would never end or improve. From observing my husband in '15-'16, that's about 4x longer than "normal".

30/8/2025, 2:05:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

The best way I can describe it is that their lives are now a series of unchangeable events across time; recorded and unrecorded actions that happened in a singular way. Interaction isn't possible. They existed, but no longer do. And the emotions I feel are for the memories, not the person.

30/8/2025, 2:02:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I was incredibly relieved to find out why I'm like that. We buried my favorite grandparent on my 35th birthday, which was forgotten. None of it affected me at all. I thought I was a psychopath for years.

30/8/2025, 1:50:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in the one blue state that doesn't give back more, but it's kind of lopsided due to our low population and lots of government labs and military money. A little scary, but worth it to fight.

30/8/2025, 1:45:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm kind of morbidly curious about this. One of my ASD-1 tendencies is that I don't grieve the dead. They no longer exist for me. I intensely dislike the Chat GPT my husband talks to. I refuse to engage with it. A revived version of the dead... I feel like I would reject it immediately.

30/8/2025, 1:36:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

First coat of polyurethane is on the record cabinet. Woot!

View of a wood cabinet for holding vinyl records. It's laying on its back. Two of the five compartments have a polyurethane finish applied. View of a wood cabinet for holding vinyl records. It's laying on its back. The compartments have a polyurethane finish applied.
30/8/2025, 1:31:21 PM | 55 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd have fellated the poor man to death!

30/8/2025, 1:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous

30/8/2025, 12:55:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, man.

30/8/2025, 12:49:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely!

30/8/2025, 12:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember seeing you do that on Xtube. Those are some of my favorite videos for various, specific reasons. TBH, I only just now realized that was you.

30/8/2025, 12:23:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I've saved all these videos as I've encountered them.

30/8/2025, 4:17:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there last year for the 100th.

30/8/2025, 4:10:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

I forgot this lockdown self-meme.

Buzz with a clipper cut, walrus mustache, and stubble beard. The image is captioned,
30/8/2025, 3:49:31 AM | 69 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, how do I find these guys?

29/8/2025, 11:52:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Race Bannon (@racebannon.bsky.social) reposted

Share this everywhere you can. It's only 10 minutes long and it's one of the best explanations I've seen about why all of us have the power to push back against what's happening to our country. Doing one thing every day can contribute to saving our democracy and freedoms. youtu.be/CFIL5xrIjHg?...

29/8/2025, 10:37:35 PM | 98 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Noted

29/8/2025, 10:51:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you know the way to Shell Beach?

29/8/2025, 1:46:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I've had this on OP DVD forever and recently upgraded to BD. I think the husband would not be happy if I went for the 4k. But damn, what a film.

29/8/2025, 1:45:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

The white people being all pleased with themselves.

29/8/2025, 1:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I still won't care what they say about abortion.

29/8/2025, 1:34:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Good to the last drop!

29/8/2025, 7:33:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Me next, please?

29/8/2025, 4:35:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking gorgeous!

29/8/2025, 4:33:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, yes!

29/8/2025, 4:32:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

He does have autoimmune, so that is a likely factor. He has gotten shots that haven't yet helped. His iron is also out of whack.

28/8/2025, 7:42:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate this. My husband has been having some odd test results and one of them has been an inexplicably low B-12 count.

28/8/2025, 4:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

To add to things that have been stated before, I'm pretty sure that other countries also have SSRI drugs in addition to mental health and video games. In fact, I would be willing to bet that the citizens of other countries actually have better access to them than our citizens do.

28/8/2025, 4:22:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

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28/8/2025, 3:49:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

She's just hoping for Coldplay tickets.

28/8/2025, 3:14:37 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Aunt Tammys galore!

28/8/2025, 3:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow!

28/8/2025, 3:36:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot!

28/8/2025, 3:30:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

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The Gasden Flag snake sits on a Cracker Barrel. It is captioned,
24/8/2025, 9:28:26 PM | 45 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Me, the other day at the grocery: "That dude is a bit old for a TooL tour shirt, isn't he?" 😬

24/8/2025, 3:53:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Aposto que vocΓͺ nΓ£o vai precisar procurar muito por um porco que lamba tudo para vocΓͺ.

23/8/2025, 4:52:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

No. That was about a year ago, and I actually have an appointment this week that should be the end of all that.

23/8/2025, 12:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

That is how gerrymandering works. The more you do it, the thinner the margins get.

23/8/2025, 12:48:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

Relaxing for a bit. Can't get the ear wet because of MOHS surgery yesterday. I can shower and wash it tomorrow. Yay!

Buzz selfie in the pool.
23/8/2025, 12:47:34 AM | 119 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted

BREAKING: National Guard members who are on the streets in Washington, D.C., for Trump's crackdown will soon be armed, the military says.

22/8/2025, 3:00:07 PM | 95 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice!

22/8/2025, 3:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

She's earned it.

22/8/2025, 3:37:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I think she's earned it.

22/8/2025, 3:37:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

And that hair! He looks like Exeter! He'll probably be on the interoceter with Trump as soon as the segment is over.

22/8/2025, 3:35:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell, yes we're blue!

22/8/2025, 3:32:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

I honestly don't think I could laugh at Jillian Michaels, but this is genuinely funny:

22/8/2025, 3:30:58 PM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I would!

22/8/2025, 5:55:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow

22/8/2025, 5:53:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Buzz in a DEVO shirt and Orgone energy dome.
21/8/2025, 10:47:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissyCat (@missygirl1999.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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21/8/2025, 7:19:08 PM | 25 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite post and response on this:

Cracker Barrel has rebranded for the first time since 1977 and effectively white washed white people. (The two logos follow. The new one has removed the cracker and the barrel.) Ray Flores responds: Maybe they could rebrand by adding some spices to their cooking.
21/8/2025, 7:25:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A stick figure sits at a computer as a rainbow blasts at its shocked face. The caption reads:
21/8/2025, 7:17:40 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

That blows ass!

19/8/2025, 11:02:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Very hot!

19/8/2025, 11:00:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Right here.

19/8/2025, 6:00:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Oink!

19/8/2025, 5:21:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Anakin tells Padame that ICE raided a workplace where lots of undocumented immigrants were working. She asks if they arrested the business owner that hired them. He stares at her. She asks again.
18/8/2025, 6:51:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Cara Cunningham imploring us to
18/8/2025, 6:20:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

18/8/2025, 6:13:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Go away, gwai.

18/8/2025, 6:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not true! There's no "secret" about that queen. Or the other South Carolina senator.

18/8/2025, 5:52:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

He's skilled at both.

18/8/2025, 5:10:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I know *I'm* hungry!

18/8/2025, 4:56:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

"If I had accomplished THIS, you'd still criticize me!" Yeah, but you didn't, Donnie. You groveled to Putin and asked Ukraine to surrender. That's not an "accomplishment".

18/8/2025, 4:47:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever so handsome and sexy.

18/8/2025, 4:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Versatop.

18/8/2025, 4:43:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I had an idea for a game: Money Shot. Six shots, five are cordials like whipped cream vodka and such, and one is MalΓΆrt. Everybody grabs a shot and tosses it back. Then you LIE about what you drank. Everybody then guesses who got the MalΓΆrt. If you did and fool everyone, you win $20.

17/8/2025, 3:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

I find Apretude to be worth the inconvenience of office visits. I do plan to switch to the biannual shot, though. Remember that if you are scheduled late in even numbered months, you'll have to plan on getting one of your shots near Christmas.

17/8/2025, 2:35:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

You've given me a new favorite version of Elmo!

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16/8/2025, 5:20:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Although my oldest sons are 35, 27, and 26. And they are all straight. So, my time in the "Not a Grampa" column gets shorter everyday.

15/8/2025, 9:46:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social)

The me just 8 years ago who was hearing, "I'm not making this up," in regards to Trump would not believe what "I'm not making this up," would mean today.

15/8/2025, 12:09:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

The me just 8 years ago who was hearing, "I'm not making this up," in regards to Trump would not believe what "I'm not making this up," would mean today.

15/8/2025, 12:06:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell, yeah!

15/8/2025, 11:15:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

14/8/2025, 7:31:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a praying mantis for sure.

Laura Looney with her arm around the corpse of a child, who's head she has just eaten, and his muscles are still holding his headless body upright. Laura is smiling, clearly having enjoyed the snack.
14/8/2025, 7:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone(s) is/are very happy!

14/8/2025, 7:13:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

Me!

14/8/2025, 4:48:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buzz Foster (@buzzfoster.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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