Following Cracker Barrel's lead, I think some rebranding of American government agencies would be helpful.
Bailed on Twitter when Space Nazi bought it and have missed it. The number of cat pix that greeted me here was a major selling point as I have two--plus four parrots. Politically exhausted and outraged rn. Fairly sweary. *shrug* No DMs.
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Following Cracker Barrel's lead, I think some rebranding of American government agencies would be helpful.
LMAO. 😄
Another predator class cunt. 🤨
It's the smoky peat. To me, that's proper whisky, but I'd never turn away a Macallan, either. 🙂
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Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself www.jefftiedrich.com/p/chicago-co...
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I’ve got the Laphroaig on hand. No sense fighting the mad scramble last minute. 😄
Again, a body double, only at a distance. No way they can let him near the press to do his usual bizarre rambling shit because that would blow the lid off the whole farce.
Science is real
Blind obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth… Albert Einstein. 1879~1955.
I just hope the Grim Reaper doesn't cheat us out of seeing Trump stumble on the top step of the Air Force One stairs and then violently tumble head over bone spurs all the way down to the tarmac.
I can't get past the body double theory. Why else would he avoid the spotlight? 🤔
Especially when he parks on you in bed--usually fighting for space with Pixie--who, thankfully, is all of 4 lb. 😄
Awww... a grandbaby to spoil! 😺
He's an absolute doll--and a moose, 17 pounds of snuggle bunny! Seriously, Maine coons are sweethearts. 💖
This is loooong, but… interesting. Are we going to get closure mid October (for my birthday)? Fingers crossed! 👍 youtu.be/tlS3LJc4iJQ
Ooh! I was going to say crack open the Laphroiag, but yeah--first things first! 👍
Can hardly make it any worse for employees… The rape and pillage has been ongoing and we’re all suffering for it—bare-bones staff, impossible metrics. They’re even sending us home early every pay period rather than pay us OT! Fuck capitalism! 🤨
Gotta hand it to the artist.
Just waiting on the Big Beautiful Obituary
Quit teasing us, and die already!
Ashli Babbitt made a choice. She went to DC to cause trouble.She heeded her insane leader's cry for insurrection.She violently forced her way into our seat of governance with throngs of others to halt our democratic process,she destroyed public property & was ready to go further. She is no hero.
Hey Mark- Told one of my chiropractic patients about Cost Plus Drugs last week and your mission after he complained a skin cancer medicine was going to cost him $1700- He found it on your website for under $20- for real. Best project ever. @costplusdrugs.com
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
BREAKING: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey JUST CALLED FOR a statewide and federal ban on assault weapons. Who’s with him?
I just saw someone advise everyone to state they've smoked in that past. Boom--eligible. 🙄
The Toronto Blue Jays held a moment of silence prior to the start of tonight’s baseball game vs the Minnesota Twins. Canada is a good friend. 🇨🇦
LMAO… My gran would’ve cut him off with a “Smeller’s the feller,” and told him to shut the fuck up.
Y’all are wild
I know this is not a unique observation but public health was basically created to deal with the Spanish flu, and then a century later COVID hit and killed twice as many people and our response was to destroy public health
On this day in 1916, President Woodrow Wilson signed the Organic Act, officially creating the National Park Service to protect and preserve America’s natural wonders and historic treasures “for the enjoyment of this and future generations.”
Walz on Harris: “She’d have been a fantastic president. We wouldn’t wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV — we’d wake up to an adult with compassion & dignity doing the work. Instead, we’ve got a manchild crying about himself. May his fat ankles find something today.” 💀🔥
Thou shalt not let a racist fascist rapist pedophile become a dictator and ruin all your lives.
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.
Over a quarter of all homes sold in the first three months of 2025 were bought by real estate investors. If we want to make housing affordable again, we must get Wall Street out of our homes. https://youtu.be/q9TOGxDJ0TE?feature=shared
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
Referring to yourself in the third person is weird. Saying you are always right is dishonest. Wearing a ball cap in the Oval Office is tacky. Using your left hand to cover up medical issues on your right hand is concerning. And has he stopped being able to tie a tie?
I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.
Let’s be clear about what’s really going on over at Target. They’re playing us. The current CEO, will “step down,” but he’s moving up to exec chair of the Board of Directors. That’s rewarding his failure. The new CEO, is the current COO & has been w/Target for 20 years. Nothing’s really changing.
The issue isn’t that Maxwell lied throughout her entire proffer. She has been lying, deceiving and manipulating people her entire life. I expect it from her. The issue is that the US Department of Justice gave her very tangible benefits already for those lies with more to come.
LOL, not an Elvis fan at all but damn—saying the orange bawbag is “mediocre” is giving him waaaaay more credit than he deserves. He’s got the brain of a 3-year-old and has been losing ground for years, practically a vegetable at this point. 🤪
LOL. I grew up in the Midwest, moving here like 40 years ago, and have seriously wondered if I could re-acclimate to real winters… Of course, I’m probably too old to snag a burly Canuck to whisk me up there and escape all this BS. *sigh*
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Hell, I’d gladly pay state income tax if that drove the grifting fascist arseholes out of the state. Tax-free is undoubtedly what draws the worst of them here. *cough marafuckinglago cough* 🤨
Red states rely on the money from Blue states to function. This can all be over the second Democratic governors actually wield their power.
An American President messing with free elections because the leader of Russia told him to, is what we call a Russian Agent.
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Wake the fuck up to what's going on in this country... We're going to put everything on the damn line... People haven't given up yet. We're going to do this. We can win this November. We can win next November, and then we can get this country back on track."
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Chump with Friends, including Epstein, Ghislane Maxwell and Chump Groupies......
I seriously doubt that woman could put this many words together herself, and does anyone else find it odd that her signature looks the same as the orange bawbag’s ridiculously contrived heart attack EKG sig? 😄
We’re still picking up the pieces after Helene and Milton here on Florida’s left coast. Sooooo not looking forward to this hurricane season. 🙁
Not surprising this farce could be summed up with this one picture… LMAO
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Let's go. This is it. We need to wake up. We cannot survive if he rigs not just Texas, but he goes to Indiana, goes to Missouri, goes to Ohio, goes to Florida. We have to have other governors of like mind, and there are many, to now do something, not just say something."
Raskin: “If he actually cared about public safety in D.C., he wouldn’t have pardoned 1,600 insurrectionists and violent cop-beaters on his first day in office.”
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office.
For those of us who are getting tired of waiting for the inevitable stroke or heart attack to take him out for us… 😉
Trump is converting the White House into the Epstein House.
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
Texas hasn't received FEMA aid yet. The callous disregard from officials is shocking. I hope Texans remember this in 2026. Ultimately, it seems the priority is enriching the wealthy using funds collected from struggling individuals.
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Everything AOC ❤️ says,Is Worth Repeating.......
Birds of a feather...
The only thing cuter might be Teddy, but only because he’s such a talkative little bugger. youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so?...
I have that very set-up with probably 3x the games, as well as the original Nintendo… Haven’t seen them since moving last Dec. but might be worth it to nudge my son. I’m sure he’d love to clobber me in Mario Kart again. *eyeroll*
(FYI, it's kowtow, no cows or tow trucks involved.)
I live in Sarasota. Guess it really is the end of tourist season and safe to pop out to the beach (at night) again—just not *in* the water because it’s warm and flesh-eating bacteria is a thing again right now… *sigh*
This can't just die down and go away.
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Wouldn’t hurt to do this at home, as well. Beats having to mow! 💖
Anything (including his YA books) by Brandon Sanderson. Start with the Mistborn series.
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The best thing about the penguin post is that it cleansed our palates of the endless news of all the fascist shit going on, and you had to ruin it by invoking the insane orange shitgibbon?WTF is wrong with you?! 😡
Dems should fight on every front. If Texas steals 5 seats, Dem states should redistrict 30 GOP members out of their districts. We should insist DOJ release the entire Epstein File. Not only shouldn't we bring knives to a gun fight, if they bring pistols, we should bring machine guns.
@tmprowell.bsky.social #medsky
Jessica: I also heard no complaints when Mike Johnson decided to abdicate his job to say actually congress isn't in session anymore because I don't want to have to vote on turning over the Epstein files…. so be equal opportunity in your complaints about fleeing your job
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
As health care becomes a central issue in the 2026 midterms, an increasing number of Democratic doctors are running for Congress — and they’re centering their campaigns around Medicaid. punchbowl.news/article/camp...
Casar: "This idea of fining legislators -- and now I'm starting to hear about the governor or the speaker of the house trying to expel lawmakers from office -- is deeply unconstitutional and it is part of a worrying trend ... it's the kind of authoritarian thing that we think about in other nations"
