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@calandula.bsky.social

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This is sooooo brilliant

30/8/2025, 10:01:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Lead what? He's not the leader of the Democratic Party.

14/7/2025, 7:15:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah and no other state gets a dime from California lmao let's see how that goes.

14/7/2025, 2:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you want Obama to do exactly?

14/7/2025, 2:00:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't agree with this take at all lol.

14/7/2025, 1:58:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Personally I'm mad at people who voted for Trump.

4/7/2025, 6:02:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Good

3/7/2025, 5:19:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

And they'll still support him...it's hard to feel bad for people who dont seem to feel bad for themselves

3/7/2025, 10:52:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I deeply hope Tesla never recovers.

2/7/2025, 10:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

He's trying so hard to be normal and likable...it ain't gonna work

1/7/2025, 3:25:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Woohoo!!! Def will be tuning in πŸ’•

1/7/2025, 11:25:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I really reject him trying to distance from MAGA and Trump...he is MAGA and just like Trump. Mr.Dark MAGA that shits staying with you forever. The way he single handedly dismantled USAID is a shame and until that's rectified I'm tired of seeing this man anywhere.

1/7/2025, 11:17:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this is what Trump does to others so go for it.

27/6/2025, 10:31:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn't edited at all?!?!

31/5/2025, 12:03:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow.....

30/5/2025, 10:51:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

God damn lmfao what a jump scareπŸ’€

29/5/2025, 12:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I immediately think anyone who believes there's a crisis with critical race theory or trans women in sports is really dumb.

25/5/2025, 6:49:35 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so incredibly disgusted that he would sit there and do that but I am also not surprised.

23/5/2025, 7:28:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Very sad to hear that, I hope he pulls through❀️

18/5/2025, 10:40:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I was this dumb lol I think my life would be much easier

16/5/2025, 11:24:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does he speak like this lmfao I always wonder did he talk like this as a kid and never grew out of it or is this an old Trump thing?

16/5/2025, 11:09:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like he sought out a dirty creek to swim in lmao

13/5/2025, 12:23:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Well at least there arent vaccines in it or else they might get sick...

13/5/2025, 12:20:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp....

12/5/2025, 5:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Soooo back to before lmaoooo I can't

12/5/2025, 2:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I love to see it tbh

9/5/2025, 5:51:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly this

8/5/2025, 12:21:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

wtf lol

7/5/2025, 2:43:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This boss baby?!?

3/5/2025, 11:29:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga body? Have they seen any Maga rallies lmao they don't look like that🀣

28/4/2025, 11:44:53 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so cruel...and this is from the people that think they are living by the teachings of Jesus. Monsters.

27/4/2025, 10:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just dumb...like I don't even think he intentionally thought "im gonna wear blue" I think he doesn't know lol.

26/4/2025, 12:40:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

"Philanthropy" LOL.

25/4/2025, 10:13:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

She's so full of shit lmfao wtf is "DEI work" anyway. Gtfo.

25/4/2025, 3:20:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This is crazy...both this blazer hoodie combo and the words coming out of his mouth.

23/4/2025, 11:17:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump supporters voted for it

11/4/2025, 1:07:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like the democrat politicians need to hammer facts like this into the media. Republicans have somehow got the reputation for being good for the economy when it's the OPPOSITE! The Democrats need to over communicate things like this.

5/4/2025, 12:04:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally this πŸ˜ͺ

4/4/2025, 3:27:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Blaire white is one of the dumbest people on the planet.

4/4/2025, 3:19:30 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

What's your point with this...

4/4/2025, 10:25:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf...

31/3/2025, 2:49:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This has to be the stupidest hill to die on

30/3/2025, 4:51:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Wowwww

29/3/2025, 1:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is this not illegal?

28/3/2025, 3:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Many peoples yearly salaries on her wrist while she flies around on our money doing bullshit

27/3/2025, 3:16:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

WHYYYYYYYY FOR WHY

27/3/2025, 3:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

They are so brain rotted it's scary...

25/3/2025, 1:48:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Not them trotting Usha out there now lmfaoo Jesus

24/3/2025, 10:48:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks worse than the picture...I'm confused is he under the impression he looks better and is more attractive than this painting because that is not the case

24/3/2025, 3:30:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Deflect deflect is all they can do

23/3/2025, 10:55:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Good

23/3/2025, 2:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon is so sick in the head

23/3/2025, 2:41:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren't vanishing lmao just other people are also allowed to write nowπŸ˜‚

22/3/2025, 5:20:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow...

22/3/2025, 5:16:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Peru shouldn't let him in

22/3/2025, 5:12:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

The trans community in itself is so small, the % of them that are athletes is even smaller. This "issue" impacts basically no one why do we spend so much time talking about this non issue...

7/3/2025, 11:08:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

"No one is above the law"...our president is a criminal.

26/2/2025, 6:28:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAOO what?!

26/2/2025, 6:27:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This expression he has in this picture was all of us realizing he was confirmed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³

20/2/2025, 11:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't he a whole ketamine addict...

20/2/2025, 10:40:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh boy...I'm afraid of this supreme court.

20/2/2025, 7:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's telling Mr.eyeliner he is the gatekeeper of what it is to be masculine?

20/2/2025, 7:37:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought Trump got rid of all the DEI in the Air so weren't gonna have anymore plane crashes?!

19/2/2025, 10:30:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm interested to see how this does in the market, I feel like it won't be able to compete but we'll see!

18/2/2025, 11:43:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

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18/2/2025, 11:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Using ivf with a hook up lol is that normal?!?

17/2/2025, 8:23:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

They are such clowns lmao

17/2/2025, 3:30:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow...

15/2/2025, 9:16:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I've quit the addiction lol I think I'm gonna stay off it.

14/2/2025, 7:41:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

You are very naive.

13/2/2025, 1:16:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not against the government being more efficient, or reducing waste, or fraud. Elon is not solving this issue. Elon is looking out for himself and his businesses. End of story.

12/2/2025, 10:22:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I have actually, which is why know it's haphazard and the evaluations are not being done with any tact. Because it's not actually about evaluating spending it's about Elon trying to get more for himself and he's doing it, getting more billions from the govt but that is not waste right...lol

12/2/2025, 7:03:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Hundredaire? Lmao

12/2/2025, 7:01:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Every move he's made is directly tied to his companies in one way or another. He's distracting you trying to make his sketchy new job that he gave himself and that he now audits himself seem legit...you wanna talk about corruption lmao get real.

12/2/2025, 5:40:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon has taken billions of dollars from the govt...he doesn't care about waste, he cares about himself and setting up a system that will help him and hurt others.

12/2/2025, 5:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an example of what is a result of this haphazard cutting of funding and orgs. If you feel emotionally moved by it congrats you are a socially normal human being but that still lends to the greater point this is about strategy.

12/2/2025, 5:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not about emotions, it's about strategy in the global market. You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. You ice out other countries when they need help they won't side with you when you need it. A lot of these countries have things we want and you build a better relationship by being there.

12/2/2025, 1:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a way to intelligently and diligently looking through govt spending to address areas of improvement. Shutting down random orgs that help people they just don't like and saying it's "waste and theft" is stupid.

12/2/2025, 1:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This girl is not the only one, there are millions of people who will suffer as a result if the aid being cut hence why we had the org to begin with. Of course they all have millions of dollars but not nearly enough to replace the funds that were stopped...that's the point.

12/2/2025, 1:37:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean when your head is that big I imagine it's hard to hold it up at a normal angle for long periods of time to enjoy a half time show so I guess I get it

10/2/2025, 11:36:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chiefs lost, Trump got booed, Kendrick performed, this was a fabulous superbowl

10/2/2025, 11:30:17 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact he thinks this is maga related...

10/2/2025, 11:00:13 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

This is too good hahaha "Hitler been dead" exactly!!! I'm glad they went out and scared those cowards away

8/2/2025, 7:14:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

I can not handle 4 years of this...

6/2/2025, 9:08:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awe her little hand grabbing the cap😭 this is so sweet!

5/2/2025, 2:21:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The way Trump is always at a 45deg angle takes me out πŸ˜‚

5/2/2025, 2:19:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

She's cracked af what...

3/2/2025, 8:01:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so insane lmaooo oh my God

2/2/2025, 8:04:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we for real...

1/2/2025, 11:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone country needs to treat the US like this.

31/1/2025, 9:37:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

So it's all her fault? Like what is the point of that...

31/1/2025, 9:17:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/1/2025, 7:29:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck....

31/1/2025, 7:28:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

"Not good" not shit it's not good...

30/1/2025, 9:50:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calandula.bsky.social (@calandula.bsky.social) reply parent

How can anyone see this clown and be like "yup! That's my guy"

30/1/2025, 9:49:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is such a despicable person. I feel horrible for the people who lost their lives.

30/1/2025, 9:46:56 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so trashy lmao I hate this

23/1/2025, 5:11:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No offense to govt of Iran, Libya and Yemen but preferably don't want to be apart of this company lmao

22/1/2025, 12:17:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What waiters are here on an H1B lmfaooo omg

22/1/2025, 12:13:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are the eggs cheaper now?

21/1/2025, 6:33:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view