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Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN

@caleb-j.bsky.social

I am no longer a comedian because that would be illegal. Scifi Writer (Pen name Zebulon Boone; co-w CJ Ripley). Doing market research on what messaging sells and doesn't sell under a dystopian regime. This is of personal interest to me.

created November 20, 2024

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Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet again, the absolute cruelest thing they could possibly get away with is the whole point. These fuckers must be prosecuted.

1/9/2025, 5:44:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."

31/8/2025, 9:34:37 PM | 11329 2547 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

In my final bid for the Nobel Peace Prize, I shall start an unprovoked war somewhere in South America.

31/8/2025, 11:26:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

Sorry to repost you, but original thread is locked. It's ok that Xmen's vision changed over the years. In the very first XMen ever, you have an elderly Prof X expressing his hidden love for his pubescent student Jean Grey, and saying that he can never speak of it to anyone.

31/8/2025, 9:07:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. My analysis only goes so far. But it's hard to say that Batman isn't patterned off everything RWers are personally drueling for. Superman is loved by the left because of their fever dream of waving their hand to fix the world. It's a shame the aesthetic is so much worse than Batman. lol

31/8/2025, 7:15:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

31/8/2025, 6:53:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 3:59:26 PM | 10273 2055 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Otherwise, you might not have known, because the framework is inherently flawed. Poison Ivy and Mr Freeze don't exist in the real world. Crime is a result of billionaire policy. So the framework is dirty, and something the writers constantly fight to make Batman the good guy.

31/8/2025, 6:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I just got blocked by someone because I successfully argued against this line of thinking. Lol. It's a shame I can't point you to those replies. In summary: yes. Writers have done an excellent job keeping Batman's justifications front and center so that you know he's the good guy. Otherwise...

31/8/2025, 6:29:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the reason Joker loves Batman so much. He's an accelerationist. :) And that's why Joker appeals to us so much. We're fighting the comfort of nihilism within that wants us to be accelerationist.

31/8/2025, 6:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I've given this topic way too much thought because I really like the aesthetic of Batman, but it really tickles a dark spot inside us that maybe doesn't need tickled.

31/8/2025, 5:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I just wrote it. Lol

31/8/2025, 5:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

LOL y'all so soft. I just got blocked because someone didn't like my literary interpretation of the Batman mythos 😂🤣😂

31/8/2025, 5:36:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah Penguin is not the RW dream. He is the embodiment of the left's perception of the right, yes, but no RWer finds themselves identifying with Penguin, even if we see them as him.

31/8/2025, 5:25:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

But the frame, the mythos still stands, regardless of current story arc. The things all Batmans have in common are the rw dream. And RWers will absolutely justify their justice. Immigrants are dangerous drug dealers too, remember?

31/8/2025, 5:22:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

They sure do a lot of justification to make the mythos morally correct, don't they? :) There's the archetypal Batman- the frame is the RW fever dream- and then there are real, decent human beings writing the story who need to make him the good guy. Yeah, you're not wrong, but neither am I :)

31/8/2025, 4:56:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

What's with the Grey hat?? Where's the red?

31/8/2025, 4:20:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry about rambling, but the parallels keep coming. Lol. He's the "caped crusader," right? But what are the crusades known for? -A twisting of justice as justification to punish less powerful people for perceived sins. The distant-yet-powerful asserting authority over defenseless locals.

31/8/2025, 3:26:31 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

And finally: have you eve thought about the real implications of Batman's "no death" policy? Batman uses it to wash his hands of the devastation to families that he leaves in his wake. He might have not killed anyone, but he destroys lives. Sound like any gop you know? :)

31/8/2025, 3:20:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Also: what is Batman always doing between arcs? Where do we find him at the start of the story, where he spends his day-to-day? ...often stopping petty crime, where he is shown to outmatch his victims (think about the power-dynamic) and handles them trivially.

31/8/2025, 3:05:05 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Caveat that this is a fictional universe written under hundreds of different authors' interpretations, so yes, some Batman's will be better than others, but: So you're saying he upholds the norm of charity solving problems, and not government? And how is that working out for Gotham?

31/8/2025, 3:05:05 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

"Bruce, hundreds of parents are murdered in this city every year, due to policies your father normalized. What makes your own parent's death so special? Their death might have been the only justice this city has seen. The irony is that it created you- a modern Quixote- calling more chaos justice."

31/8/2025, 2:55:44 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly though every villain on Batman's side becomes an anti-hero because Batman himself is a RW fever dream. A lonely billionaire afraid of crime in the city who imagines himself as the only solution- but seems to only target petty theft instead of real corruption.

31/8/2025, 2:49:26 PM | 55 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don't want your mind blown, don't think too much about his back story and current events.

31/8/2025, 2:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

I consider most of Marvel kid-stuff, but X-Men literature. XMen is this generation's mythology- a not-perfect metaphor for the human and civil rights struggles of the 20th century. So it tracks that Magneto becomes the perfect anti-hero.

31/8/2025, 2:46:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Look for the animatronics as his golf swing improves

31/8/2025, 2:35:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Real leadership used to say "the buck stops here."

31/8/2025, 8:13:12 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

30/8/2025, 4:10:17 AM | 7084 1145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

With so much talk of MS-13, kinda starting to wonder if they exist at all. You'd think that if they were even a tiny sliver of the population, someone would have snapped by now.

31/8/2025, 6:57:45 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦋 Digital Relic 🦋 (@damop.bsky.social) reposted

Ritchie Torres, beholden to AIPAC and caught buying weapons manufacturing stocks without disclosure, labels a Jewish comedian, who lived in Israel for years, an antisemite simply for showing empathy, humanity, and opposing the genocide in Gaza. WTF @democrats.org ??? youtu.be/6V9hA3IHV8Q?...

31/8/2025, 6:25:01 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted

New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate

31/8/2025, 2:43:55 AM | 5291 847 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

Next step: make the president think the president is dead.

31/8/2025, 1:33:39 AM | 960 97 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WomenWarriors (@womenwarriors.com) reposted reply parent

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31/8/2025, 2:34:06 AM | 66 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never seen prayers answered, but we're watching the curse of every American witch in real time. Which one's really more valid?

31/8/2025, 6:23:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

The RW solves the trolley problem by maximizing casualties for pleasure; the liberals solve the problem by minimizing casualties. But neither side bothers to figure out who keeps sending these fucking trolleys.

31/8/2025, 6:09:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

White Supremacy is self-defeating because the more it manifests, the more it convinces white people that they'd rather not associate with white anymore. Now, if we could put down this racism and imprison every last racist traitor bastard instead of letting them walk, maybe we could get somewhere.

31/8/2025, 6:06:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Both sides are NOT the same in that only one side is actively seeking your demise. But both parties ARE the same in that neither would stop your demise if it cost them a dollar.

31/8/2025, 5:51:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiney (@shineyalbatross.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It is exhausting as fk;what is worse is that no one has arrested this fker @judiciarydems.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @repdelbene.bsky.social U have had 8 years to know this is coming & make a fking plan None of you deserve your job NONE

31/8/2025, 3:37:21 AM | 293 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah honestly it's all wishful thinking, the idea that any dem has a real plan to do anything but reach a status quo standoff with the nazi-right.

31/8/2025, 5:43:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

The end result of complicity, compliance, and endorsement lead to the same consequence.

31/8/2025, 4:28:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JaxBBax (@jaxbbax.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You get it. They all knew well in advance the players & what was going to happen. I think they are dirty too & being blackmailed. There is no reason why decent people charged with protecting a nation would simply look away as they all have... When they haven't been helping him, that is.

31/8/2025, 4:14:38 AM | 136 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

And giving in to blackmail IS complicity. Sorry. Shouldn't have done the deed 🤷‍♂️

31/8/2025, 4:27:02 AM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point his life is a rock skipping across a lake. It's just a matter of time. Let's at least start counting the bounces. Maybe we start a betting ring on it?

30/8/2025, 10:51:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead

30/8/2025, 9:51:11 PM | 5313 803 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Walsh (@markwalsh.bsky.social) reposted

“You there boy, is he alive?”

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30/8/2025, 8:28:45 AM | 343 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) reposted

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

30/8/2025, 4:04:00 AM | 11206 1642 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

My thoughts exactly. What is the punishment, will LEOs actually arrest ICE? Most importantly: is it now safe to assume that if they're wearing a mask, they're not LEOs, and should be treated with the same defensive violent response you would use during an active criminal kidnapping?

30/8/2025, 7:10:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you all going to do when Stephen Miller steps out caked in orange makeup and a wig claiming to be Donald Trump, and the media plays along with it?

30/8/2025, 5:21:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If he was *dead* dead, I think they wouldn't be a coverup. They'd be moving forward with Vance and Miller taking the reigns of power. They want that and are ready for it. The absence and silence suggests rather that something bad enough has happened that they don't want him seen in public.

30/8/2025, 5:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If dems had pushed a message stronger than "we're not them," they could have solidified a real following. Instead, they chose the lowest common denominator and paid for it. I agree with everything you say- Harris was the obvious choice. But it's the dems' job to sell that. They failed.

30/8/2025, 5:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If we even mention the crazy shit happening on the right, the normals assume we're the crazy shit on the left. I need to know how we get the tuned out normals to realize the danger they're in.

30/8/2025, 4:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the thing. Most of us DO agree. Even people defending dems and attacking progressives will admit, once you get into an actual discussion, that they're getting sick of democratic ineffectiveness. They think the remedy is NOT mentioning it. Our disagreements are about how vocal we should be.

30/8/2025, 4:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If the media is the problem, democrats need to be saying it. They need to quit pretending the rw media bias discussion is verboten just because RWers lie about some imaginary left wing bias. That is the respectability politics that keeps losing.

30/8/2025, 3:12:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

You just listed a whole slew of failures I n democratic messaging. So can we stop blaming individual blueskyers? Telling fellow Harris supporters "we lost because of you" isn't the message of unity people somehow think it is.

30/8/2025, 3:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

To hear for that message to spread. This should be obvious. But whoever is dictating dem strategy is absolutely useless. The GOP strategy is effective, objectively. DNC should be taking notes. Use gop strategies while amplifying truth instead of lies. But they're sold on "the high road."

30/8/2025, 1:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

The "repeated" part of the gop lies is the key here. Dems have this habit of delivering their argument on a single platform once and when it doesn't take, they shrug and leave. Not everyone sees that single broadcast. You have to repeat your message consistently for enough people...

30/8/2025, 1:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

You should probably do your research into this before repeating this claim. There are currently bipartisan lawsuits on this- investigations that should not have had to crawl through the courts over 9 months, but that should have happened the very next day.

30/8/2025, 1:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

That, or, she WAS a slam dunk, and the serial cheater obviously cheated, but the dems didn't challenge the result for some reason.

30/8/2025, 1:11:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 11:59:41 AM | 15910 3085 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at the anger in the streets right now and tell me this nation would have voted for white supremacy if the dems had done their job selling the threat. We fucking hate white supremacy. Harris should have been a slam dunk. The fact that she wasn't means there was a failure of messaging.

30/8/2025, 12:45:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I voted for Harris. She lost, and the dems never challenged an obviously rigged election. What more did you want me to do? Face it, your party is comprised of fuckups at the top.

30/8/2025, 3:15:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

"I don't buy polls, they can be manipulated, so here are my polls." -that are definitely manipulated. I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise to prosecute this man for treason.

30/8/2025, 2:46:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

The dems have a 19% approval rating amongst THEIR OWN BASE. Stop blaming individual blueskyers like we are the ones who fucked up so royally that their approval rating is nearly 20 points under Shitler himself. Read the tea leaves and take some fucking responsibility for failure.

30/8/2025, 2:37:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

BUT HEY, at least the dems lined up an easy at-bat for the next election, amirite?? Man I can't wait until the blue wave comes and normalizes all of Trump's policies.

30/8/2025, 2:34:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn't be worse than the mess the dems got us into now. Stop drinking the kool-aid. These guys are not your friends. They are complicit fascists. If you support them, you are toom

30/8/2025, 2:32:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

Look at this complicit nazi asshole blaming us for his own failures. Fuck everyone in dem leadership. Primary the fascists and fire the "experts." Build it from the ground up.

30/8/2025, 2:21:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck winning elections without the majority of your party, asshole 🖕

30/8/2025, 2:20:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

God I get more pissed every time I think about this post. The house YOU built lost a popularity contest to the most hated man in history. You're beholden to corporate interests and have put up fuck-all of a fight against the death of democracy. Own it and wear it. This is YOUR house, not ours.

30/8/2025, 1:55:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

And who is calling who out? We're calling YOU out. You work for US. stop getting that twisted.

30/8/2025, 1:48:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell dems to stop shitting the bed 🤷‍♂️ it's not the voters' faults the "opposition" party leadership are complicit fascists.

30/8/2025, 1:42:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

So we consider this planet our birthright. But what if aliens see an inhabitable planet as a rare jewel that we will destroy if they let us continue? Like maybe they allow us to consider it "ours" until we can't be trusted with it anymore. If we were gonna kill ourselves anyway, why not save earth?

30/8/2025, 1:32:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

Looking forward to when the aliens come and our governments try to enlist us to defend humanity and we're all just like, ya know what, I'm good, thanks for asking

30/8/2025, 12:38:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Cowards watching and recording instead of punching nazi motherfuckers in the mouth.

29/8/2025, 11:43:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what, fuck all those people watching and not throwing fists. You all are complicit.

29/8/2025, 11:42:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Or worse, it WILL turn blue, but it will be the same shade of oligarchy blue that put us here in the first place.

29/8/2025, 11:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut the fuck up maga nazi

29/8/2025, 10:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like public property, which means the wall is owned by the people, so yeah the owners think it's awesome

29/8/2025, 7:58:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga that are waking up, though, are going to be finding themselves lowkey agreeing with her, which means they're going to identify with her and take his mocking dismissal personally. I think Fox is falling apart too.

29/8/2025, 3:09:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I give her enough credit to believe she thinks she's doing good by speaking truth inside the enemy camp, but yeah the only reason they let her in is to laugh at her. She's getting played.

29/8/2025, 2:54:22 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be a great question for someone to ask if we still had journalists in the USA.

29/8/2025, 2:50:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't really care what the founding fathers wanted or intended. I just think the ability to protect myself in my own house is the last dignity I have left, and am not going to gladly give it up.

29/8/2025, 6:13:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

We should have sorted guns already, but we didn't. Not any of the times dems controlled everything, but we're certainly not going to be able to do it right now. You know taking away guns is on the project 2025 checklist? Give it time. They'll come for guns. Don't comply in advance.

29/8/2025, 4:33:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Ice is going to kill them anyway. They're poorly trained bullies. You have a better chance of surviving by shooting at them in self defense than you do giving up.

29/8/2025, 3:52:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

So he's in custody? Which means he's getting due process and has a chance to argue he was defending himself? That's WAY better than getting kidnapped and murdered. I'd roll those dice. Then there's this. The official story is that they were not ICE, but who knows? bsky.app/profile/caju...

29/8/2025, 3:51:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Schrodingder's LEO. you can't know if the masked goon is an ICE agent until after you shoot him or you don't. If you don't shoot him, he was an ICE agent and now you're dead. If you do shoot at him, he dies instead and the authorities disavow all knowledge of the illegal action, and you walk.

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Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

It will end better than getting tortured to death in a concentration camp. The fucknis wrong with you?

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Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

They live.

29/8/2025, 3:13:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess I thought we understood that this was an all-hands-on-deck five-alarm fire. But I guess the book tours should have tipped me off. I'm kinda out of hope. No one understands the danger we're in and won't until the ashes are cooling. I guess this is just how we go down.

29/8/2025, 2:50:34 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Their first meeting since the election??? Jesus fucking christ

29/8/2025, 2:13:27 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted

I still think many Americans have no idea how bad this is going to get. I saw President Obama reposting a tepid, mealy-mouthed analysis by Ezra Klein—who's never seen a phenomenon he couldn't be 5 years late in incompetently circumscribing—and I felt like we don't have what it takes to survive this.

28/8/2025, 9:09:46 PM | 4020 825 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

The current congress will consider it because it's next up on Trump's agenda. We're playing right into his hands. When you yell for gun bans and the GOP suddenly says "yeah ok, sounds great," is it going to feel like victory, or like you just got played?

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Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Noticed that around town, silver cybertrucks don't exist anymore. They all purchase the "touch of rust-brown" model 😂

28/8/2025, 11:12:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo this headline is a terrible take.

28/8/2025, 10:20:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you really expect anything pushed under Trump to be "common sense?" I'm not anti-gun control. I'm anti-suicide-during-an-authoritarian-coup. We can do gun control when we get our govt back and shore it up. Until then, you're doing Trump a favor pushing it. That's his next step anyway.

28/8/2025, 9:28:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

you still don't get it, do you? There is no effective "Argument." Nazis don't operate on logic or reason. you're not going to be back them into some imaginary logical corner. They'll laugh at you and then kill you.

28/8/2025, 7:43:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

So let me get this straight. Our left wants to NOT counter-gerrymander because they're still sold on the high road, AND they want to ban the only defense we have against Nazis? Tuning back out. Wake me up when you get serious about actually wanting to take our country back. For now, it's gone.

28/8/2025, 6:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

Gun laws created under Trump will only apply to his political opposition. You know that.

28/8/2025, 5:53:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If masked thugs break into my house to kidnap me, I'd like to be able to legally defend myself. This is not something I've EVER worried about before Trump, but it's real now.

28/8/2025, 5:51:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social)

Sigh. Headlines like "it's time to admit thing X" when you admitted thing X 4 years ago... Well it's exhausting. Welcome to reality. Where you been?

28/8/2025, 5:15:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN (@caleb-j.bsky.social) reply parent

If gun control laws went into effect right now, they would only apply to Trump's political opposition. Think, people. We are in the middle of an authoritarian coup. There could not be a worse time to be screaming for gun laws- they might just listen to you.

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