I would say that we should a diaper on this baby but he’s already in one. Maybe it’s a bad case of diaper rash.
I would say that we should a diaper on this baby but he’s already in one. Maybe it’s a bad case of diaper rash.
The grass didn’t die 40 years ago. It’s obvious that he smoked it.
He’s gonna do a pull up when he gets there. Pull up to Mickey D’s for a Big Mac.
She looks like a skunk.
It was a panty raid Larry. They took all them big old boxer shorts with the bacon strips on them.
He probably gives Trump a reach around when he kisses his ass. Is that a rusty trombone?
And he was the league leader in wedgies.
Stephen Miller has definitely been stuffed in a locker several times during his high school days.
He idolizes a guy who wears depends and needs a golf cart to play golf bc he can’t walk further than 20 yards. I don’t see any “hippies” in a golf cart.
This dude has it. We got some generational talent in the party.
RePUBICans.
In Trump’s opinion the numbers were rigged. In Trump’s opinion the election was rigged. In Trump’s opinion he’s a stable genius. In Trump’s opinion there were good people on both sides. In Trump’s opinion Epstein was a nice guy. In Trump’s opinion he’s a great golfer. So on and so on.
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Mr. Potato Head explains the facts.
He wears a 10 gallon hat for 2 quarts of brains.
Political cartoon needed. Trump is the Titanic, with Republicans on board. Epstein is the iceberg.
I think the top 1% will get over it if they don’t get their tax cut.
Lauren Boebert: “Marijuana certainly has been the gateway drug in Colorado”
📢 A US Army combat veteran has a few words to express his thoughts on the oath he took. 🔥
This guy sounds like a ‘Roads Scholar’. Everything he’s learned has been out on the road.
Sacrilegious is more than 2 syllables. No way it’s in his vocabulary. I’d like to hear him pronounce it.
They’re smuggling math into the country? Are that hiding it in fentanyl?
Did you ever notice his big phallic looking rockets have no balls? Just sayin’.
Did you ever notice how Bezos’ phallic symbol on the launch pad has no balls?
Did you ever notice that Bezos’ big phallic symbol on the launch pad has no balls?
This was all about the low water pressure from his bidet.
Pope FUPA the first. (For those wondering it’s Fatty Upper Pubic Area)
If those former prosecutors endorsed him, Trump would have dumped him. Gotta play his game.
Watch out he may start counting to three.
I guess he’ll be sharing a room with Rosey Palm.
How far down are Canadian bookings? There should be some great deals on rooms at the Jersey shore.
That should lower the price of eggs.
That’s what he gets for putting his money where his mouth is, kissing Trump’s Ass.
It’s called winning.
I love the Beatles but don’t have many songs downloaded. The few I have are; Something, Oh Darling, Back In The USSR, Here,There and Everywhere , Got To Get You Into My Life and We Can Work It Out.
His mental acuity is down 97%.
On this edition of who wore it better…
And people had to dye golf balls because they couldn’t afford eggs.
Isn’t that Matt Gaetz son?
And on the third day he rose again to babble incoherently.
So, Steven Cheung has witnessed Trump and Melania’s relationship close and personal. I guess the Cuck of the day could be…
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
Not to be disrespectful but I guess orange is the new black?
What about Trump hats, flags, ties, shirts, etc. that are made in China. Ivanka has trademarks registered in China.
Doctors at Trump’s check up today asked how he was feeling. His response was "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV".
I didn’t know those jerseys came in 4XL.
His prostrate exam will be done by Rear Admiral Dr. Vinny Boom Bots.
I like the look on Bibi’s face, ‘did you fart’?
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Oh fuck, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 🤣
Suddenly the family that bankrupted a CASINO, a CASINO OF ALL THINGS are the experts.
He must think it’s a Trump rally.
I guess he’ll get a position on Trump’s cabinet. It’s one of the requirements.
He looks like he’s auditioning for the Penguin.
What a waist.
Is it Mike Johnson or Mike’s Johnson.
If the Houthis had taken time off to golf this would never have happened.
MTG’s husband wants to know if he owns a suit.
Maybe Tom Petty’s family can make an exception and allow ‘Free Falling’ to be played at the closing bell from now on.
They should add a 25% tariff on his golf score so he can see how it feels.
They sound as excited as I would be if I saw a White Rino.
He’s a DOGEbag!
I’m in South Jersey. It looks like there will be plenty of vacancies in Wildwood and Cape May this summer.
Word is Kyle Rittenhouse is offering his services like he has for past protests.
Let’s hang the photo of him with the white polo shirt with sleeves past his elbows and his belt holding up his man boobs.
And he didn’t mention it could have been avoided by raking the forest.
Watch 60 Minutes piece on DEI. The president’s policy almost ended a dream of some highly talented young musicians. They were denied the opportunity to play with the U.S.Marine Band. But they were afforded the chance to play with retired members of the band. A disturbing but inspirational story.
Grand prize. A dozen eggs.
Rules at Trump courses, high score wins.
Looks like a red door mat.
Honest Donny’s Car Lot
0 to 60 in 2 seconds. Is that for when Trump summons him?
Is Trump letting his caddie in meetings now?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Do you have a rocket in your pocket?
I always thought he was a used car salesman.
A chicken in every pot and a Tesla in the driveway.
August 4, 2024
He should by a cyber truck. He can use it as a door stop in the Oval Office.
Why does he need them to clap? I’m sure he’s had clap several times.
You can’t argue with them. She does have a history.
They’re raiding a dog pound. She’s worried they might shoot back.
One guy has a spray tan & bleached hair that’s falling out like an old lady. The other guy has eyeliner and a beard that looks like it was trimmed by a four year old. They both have their blue uniforms and red ties. I’ll take the comedian in the black sweater over those 2 Bozos any day.
He even sits like he has no backbone.
President Musk figured out what Russia really wanted, the minerals he needs for his batteries, his rockets, etc. Trump saw dollar signs as usual and he ended up with the Fart of the Deal.
It’s sad to think that Bobby Kennedy died with a dream to get into the White House. Only to have Jr. make it look like he’s one of the 3 stooges in that photo.
The Whitehouse Easter Egg Hunt will be using golf balls. If you think eggs are expensive, wait until Mar A Lardo turns the bill in for those.
They also said the millions of dead received millions of condoms that were supposed to go to Gaza.
It would make a great paper weight or door stopper.
Wow he’s actually holding hands with DEI.
Does he know she can see Russia from her house?
Orange Julius Caesar?
I would compare them to the Three Stooges but that would be an insult to Curly, Larry and Moe.
