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Much to my utter surprise because in my 58 years of not facing the right direction at the right time I saw a morning rainbow. I foolishly tried to take pictures but they turned out like shit because I was driving and my phone camera is shit. But that happened.
Not yet.
Monoscreen here. What shit? This is going to be like razor blades isn't it?
Oh hey, I wonder why Trump has a big announcement at 2pm today. What'll it be? National Guard in Chicago or "Department of War"?
Ham Golem. We need a Rabbi to smudge out symbol on his forehead.
Oh no! Good luck!
Yep.
I should add I was 10. I was 5 when they took me to see Willy Wonka
Parents took us to see Wizards in '77
The late 60s and early 70s my parents used to take us because they didn't know shit about trauma.
Are you back in the US? Stim Drop?
*pbththth! Jimmy Olsen's Blues
That's my point. I'm working on "drop it" because steady play means 5 minutes.
For the hundreds of dollars I probably spent on toys she won't play with I could have had and gone through dozens of pigs
Noooo! Here's Dolly Barkton playing with the only thing I can get her to play with. This one has lasted a day, but as soon as she breaks the seal, no more grunt. Gonna have to stock up.
I had recognized it like hours after looking up Volo on Wiki.
What are they going to do? Make me work even more? At least if they eat me I'm doing something useful.
Gabe is a straight man deeply embedded in the LGBTQ Community. He's beefy and kind so he's always helping Queers move. Today I saw him exiting a U-Haul around the corner from me wearing his "Second Date Moving Company" t-shirt. 😆
Note that his business partner and medical provider are overseeing his care at the hospital. No mention of family. That's saying something.
Jesus Christ Mox, this post is GENIUS!
I used to use it for jokey purposes but that's not what it's for. Occasionally I'll throw a line in there after the description itself.
Apoplexy For the Win
Lots of people on this website seem to be praying for the health of all three men right now. It’s great to see so many people putting politics aside to recognize these cherished elder statesmen.
I met a Dick Pointer Jr. last week. He lives across street from the mansion he bought and restored sitting on his porch chain-smoking and offering up a beer to anyone that stops and chats astonishinglegends.com/astonishing-...
That...is a very good point.
This makes me ask which one of Trump's cronies has the stationary, coffee mug, T-shirt contract.
"Larry Carlton opens up about a band named after a dildo" FIFH
NOT FAST ENOUGH!
It's not lost on me that humans work in the sales dept. of the billboard company, humans took the money, did the layout, press checks and installation.
That's the thing about practicing Compassion and Loving Kindness. Beaming at fuckers who don't deserve it like King Fucker here. Ah the Duality of Man! Beam beam beam. Stephen Miller? God, it must suck to be you. Beam beam. Take the Compassion you evil motherfucker! I may be doing it wrong.
The answer to all those questions is a firm "No!"
One of my last days at my happy place. I'd used to weird me out to be the only one here. Now I prefer it (with the exception of the owner because he's aweaome). Just me and my thoughts, the cicadas, dragon & damselflies, and the pool frogs. Bonus: I heard some owls calling and responding!
Ken Turducken Owen Wilson stuffed inside a Chris Evans stuffed inside a Ryan Gossling
Nepo baby? Yes. A joy to watch? Also yes.
Whoops, woman. Boring fucking white woman.
He's more than welcome to go to the store and buy some Wonder Bread® Boring fucking white bread for a boring fucking white man.
You cracked the case! Wait wait wait..What if they got enough DNA samples to do what they needed to do and stopped? People are still reporting them, but what if less are due to public ridicule? An NHI that can grab a person can certainly mess up a camera. Correlation is not causation.
You haven't lived until you've tried to wrestle an American Bully breed away from barbecue potato chips scattered into some tall grass scented from 100 yards away.
So who'd have thought that what a Star Trek needed was was more Spock and La'an dancing? Yet here we are.
"At the White House responses have heard Bowie..." Please tell me it was "Lazarus"
All of us who openly hoped are now in the Palantir database for when Anduril spools up "Project Insight" and the drones "neutralize potential threats" from miles away.
Overheard
Disagree. Drag the fucker. He's fragile as fuck, this hurts more than political criticism.
OLD WHITE MAN IN MY DEI WORKSHOP: How can you call America a white supremacist country? ME:
WHY? This guy could have done literally anything else today David. What idiot drive brought him there?
What? I'm replying to a request for side by side photos. I, unfortunately, think it's him.
Mannn I joined a Podcast Patreon to get access to the Discord. Though that I met a lot of cool people IRL, and then after an event in June everyone just dead stopped posting. Crickets, even on The Latest Episode channel.
Now I know what to drink to induce vomiting
Tilt the head forward, also, there's too much noise jacking up the shape.
Goddamn it, the ears match and probably the nose if you rotate the head down Remember, God killed a firefighter so this fucker could live. So I guess last night wasn't The Day...there's always later this afternoon.
Thanks for understanding
Depends on the size of the millipedes. The larger the better, but the Centipede Pit?.Uh-uh! No way
I had realized that there are so many talented artists on BlueSky that really need and deserve work and I dangled it as a joke. Not cool.
All of us who openly hoped are now in the Palantir database for when Anduril spools up "Project Insight" and the drones "neutralize potential threats" from miles away.
Done
Earlier this week I destroyed a Nazi dagger inscribed with runes as part of a ritual for such a thing bsky.app/profile/capn...
@bellahere16.bsky.social @jenny-arts.bsky.social @artbyflorence.bsky.social @smartygwen.bsky.social @carylleloveart.bsky.social @becky-artistic.bsky.social I'm so very sorry I was joking about the book. I really do wish though that I had money to commission all of you for something. So talented!
A thousand sincere apologies @bellahere16.bsky.social @jenny-arts.bsky.social @artbyflorence.bsky.social @smartygwen.bsky.social @carylleloveart.bsky.social @becky-artistic.bsky.social I was being facetious I should have made that clear. You are all very talented artists but I was joking.
"At the White House responses have heard Bowie..." Please tell me it was "Lazarus"
You haven't lived until you've tried to wrestle an American Bully breed away from barbecue potato chips scattered into some tall grass scented from 100 yards away.
So who'd have thought that what a Star Trek needed was was more Spock and La'an dancing? Yet here we are.
From your typewriter to God's myocardial infarction
I was offered a possibly injured crow this morning. But I turned her down because as much as I would like a crow friend I am not a crowfessional and it would be best for for the bird to go to a rescue place.
When Trump finally kicks it how long do you think it will be before they tell us? I'm guessing a week and at least one more chance for someone to short sell some stocks.
Come to Missouri where the bologna is cheaper but the counties are regerrymandered
Dear Stranger, Feel better soon
You know how "The Shopping Cart Test" is a good measure of sociopathy? I have another one: Gum in the urinal. Fuck those dudes.
Sure they can live at sea to escape the bears, but they didn't take into consideration Comrade Orcas!
The libertarians have to live at Sea to avoid a plague of bears that would invariably turn up.
For 2 years now I've been using my "spare time" to do UX consults on a new platform for artists - @armadillostock.bsky.social ! Today they've launched their Kickstarter to get the website v1 up and running: www.kickstarter.com/projects/dia... Please spread the word, contribute if you can, etc 💕
Had she lived she'd be on Rogan screaming about Epstein
... swallowing pennies and nails to get important minerals
New TikTok Craze: ChatGPT Suicide by Cop Challenge.
Well...you can't forget to floss the vagina dentata.
Yes it's the SSRIs and not the Nazi Propaganda and access to guns. Got it
What Fucking Fresh Fuck did he do today?
The thing that grinds me the most about Hannity (besides literally EVERYTHING) is his faux country song opener. Hannity screams East Coast Elite and his people eat that shit up.
Take the marbles outta your mouth. Nah, I do it too. I'm going to try this proofreading thing before I hit Post. Let's see how that works out.
I couldn't agree with you more. Several years ago, I came up with the term "serial killers by proxy" for people like this who get off on the death and suffering they cause from a distance. At the time, I applied the term to Tucker Carlson, but these folks have proliferated and are everywhere now.
This reminded me that I share a name with an author and in the early days of the internet one of my political shitposts was quoted by a major publication because people thought I was him. This forced him to change his pen name 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah. At least once a month in my team meeting I say, "I remember when I used to really love computers"
I assert my First Amendment rights. Freedom of speech to throw my sandwich. It's not my fault a cop put themselves in the way of the arc.
A Princess of Mars: Make offer $1,800,000 or more. *Checks couch cushions Shit. Not enough
Sooooo satisfying
Sooooo satisfying
Ok no plasma, but acetylene will do the trick. How it started. How it ended. Then a trip to the Mississippi river. All gone.
Hope someone snatches of his face and stomps 'em
OMW to plasma torch a Hitler Youth dagger I inscribed with mystic runes. Mom: You should donate it to a Holocaust museum. Me: Nope. Gotta remove it from this Earth.
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Toaster: I smell toast. Me: of course you do. You're a toaster. Toaster: Mo! I tell smost... *Proceeds to stroke out
Off topic: Child Lore. Before the internet how did kids even learn such things? I live in the center of the United States and even I tried the Canadian girlfriend thing sometime the late '70s. Where did that even come from?
