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doesn’t count as a missed tackle if you were nowhere near the guy to begin with
is the caesars sportsbook giving odds on whether belichick pulls a spurrier and dips out midseason
“we beat marshall and gunner looked like a boss, why aren’t the REST of you barking”
the next question better have been “what in the living fuck are you even talking about”
remember when Dan Hawkins lasted all of five games with the Montreal Alouettes and it turned out he legit didn’t know Canadian football had different rules? i was thinking of that just now for some reason
i actually googled this just now, not because i thought it was true, but because i *wanted* it to be more than anything else in the world
absolutely co-signed. and Tatjana Romanova is the hottest Bond girl, period
after “Goldfinger” and “You Only Live Twice,” the third- and fourth-best 007 theme songs are “A View to a Kill” and “For Your Eyes Only,” respectively
going 2-5-8-11 is weirdscorin’ for the cycle
☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ VIRGINIA TECH PULLED AN ELEVENER ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。★。 ☆ ★
none a y’all have asked me how excited i am for the SC-VaTech game to be 7 to 5 and honestly, I’m a little hurt
winnie-the-pooh: high off the sticky icky icky, just wandered out of the house pantsless by accident, doesn’t mean anything by it donald duck: so enraged he stormed out of the house to tell you what’s what without realizing he was pantsless porky pig: did it on purpose. WANTS you to see
[georgia fans trying to be excited about bama getting trucked by FSU] yes…ha ha ha…YES, but let’s, you know, try and keep this in perspective
i always thought the term was Winnie-the-Poohing it? or is that just a middle georgia/north georgia thing
it is time to talk to your kids about Alabama being Butt
is it time to talk to your kids about Alabama being Butt
these ads that have people employing AI for actual useful productive shit just make me laugh and laugh (and then weep uncontrollably, but then laugh some more)
when my hollering and clapping is loud enough to trigger the KITCHEN GLASS BREAK alert from the burglar alarm, that’s when you know it’s fall in Macon
“Babe! Look!! I found a replacement for that boot I…” “What is it, Tanner?” “Goddamn it. It’s another right one.”
getting the 2025 season started off right, in this household we don’t half step #godawgs
it won’t be long until the kids of the friends we’ve been tailgating with for years start showing up at Tent City as students
Day looks like the henchman in a Steven Seagal film who says “boss, maybe we should just let the hostages go” and immediately gets a bowie knife to the trachea
I started my freshman year at UGA thirty years ago this month. Back then the country was in pretty good shape but Georgia football was kind of a dumpster fire. Funny how things change
goddamn i’m so glad football’s back
i think “baylor should’ve gotten the death penalty for all the shit they let happen on their watch” is a perfectly reasonable position to hold auburn’s corruption, meanwhile, is something i guess we’ve all kind of gotten used to
Auburn I am begging you to do exactly what this BoobieTrap gentleman says
legit conflicted between “I hate that guy so I hope he flames out in <2 full seasons” and “I hate the Cowboys so I hope they’re stuck with him forever”
No better demonstration of this administration’s priorities.
our ruling class cares more about the cracker barrel logo than about kids getting murdered in school. for the first time in my life, i think this country might really be unsalvageable
you’d think that churches and religious schools, of all places, becoming venues for bloodshed would be what finally shocks the right wing into action on gun violence. but this country many years ago decided the price it was willing to pay for guns ‘n’ ammo ‘n’ freedom, and sorry, kiddos, you’re it
Golf/Hunting or Polo/Camo
When I read “The Right-Wing Noise Machine” back in 2004 I thought the right’s goal was to discredit the MSM and carve off their voters into a parallel Fox News universe, but that was naïve. The goal was to intimidate the MSM into submission and outright collaboration, and they’ve largely succeeded
when trump does something horrible and inhumane and the NYT, WaPo, etc., are like “Gee! What an unusual solution to the [x] problem!” rather than “this is an unconstitutional travesty,” that’s how our country goes from dipping its toe in fascism to belly-flopping right into the pool
years ago my friend Josh tweeted that when a parent tells a kid to quit acting up, and the kid says “NO” and the parent just chuckles and says “You sure are stubborn!”, that’s how kids grow up to be assholes mainstream media’s coverage of trump has been making me think about that a lot lately
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
if my position is “we need sensible immigration policy and a path to citizenship for the undocumented,” and your position is “we need to yank unsuspecting abuelitas out of their cars at Ralphs and deport them to, I dunno, Tajikistan,” then no, I won’t be “meeting you in the middle”
AMERICA: you slashed budgets indiscriminately and took away aid that is a literal lifeline for the poorest and most desperate among us, what is wrong with you ELON MUSK: stop that you’re hurting my computers fee-fees
Timeline cleanser. 0:53 to 1:38 is pure, undiluted joy.
I somehow managed to go 41 years only ever listening to the chorus of this song and no other parts, AMA
Remember, it's not like Ukraine is hacking Russian servers to get this footage. Russian drone operators 'on safari' (their word) in Kherson gleefully post this stuff
god help me, i’ve actually found a billionaire i would gladly follow into the trenches
keep fucking telling them, marc variety.com/2025/tv/news...
i was all in on Beckham Dutcher until i saw MAXTON SCHEXNAILDER
Let’s be clear about what is happening: This man is being punished — and disappeared — because he embarrassed our pretender king. They trumped up a criminal case against him because he was embarrassing.
can we get Kirby to give this speech to Democratic leadership
you can, and should, excoriate trump without letting dubya off the hook. just because rotting garbage smells better than a shipping container full of dog turds does not mean the garbage smells good
New York Times | Opinion Aug. 25, 2025 Trump Erasing Slavery from the Smithsonian Is Bad. Here’s Why Woke Liberals Erasing “Uncle Herschel” from the Cracker Barrel Logo Is Worse. by Thomas Chatterton Williams
particularly now that trump is gutting the smithsonian, there needs to be a National Museum of Slaveowners Getting Their Shit Wrecked
5y/o niece has specified a preference for a “brown-skinned” american girl so any minute now she or my wife and I are certain to be detained by ICE and sent to Wokeness Prison
wife: what do you want more than anything else in the world? 5y/o niece: a robot that will play tennis with me me: i don’t think we can afford that wife: what about an american girl doll? 5y/o niece: i would love an american girl doll!!! me: THAT’S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A TENNIS ROBOT
pretty much everything about this photo is aspirational for me
apparently you can just get anything you want now by kissing donald trump’s ass. I feel like writing him a letter saying “mr. president, the Woke Mob is trying to prevent me from having a Porsche Taycan and season tix to UGA football, can you please help”
Remembering today when pro-GOP media erupted with outrage over Kamala Harris' warning that Trump had plans to militarize the national guard and deploy them on the streets of US cities. Indeed, he had such plans. And now he's implementing them.
Williams writes every sentence like he’s trying to fit an entire Magnetic Poetry set into it
Requiem for a Thirsty-Ass Bitch
Chairman Mao fulfills a dream role: Farmer
important read, particularly for all y’all who have followed me because of my lefty politics and are about to find out I Mr. Hyde into a foaming-at-the-mouth UGA football fan each fall: mgoblog.com/content/stor...
fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
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“john bolton is a total piece of shit” and “john bolton is the victim of a grave injustice” are two thoughts that you can, and absolutely should, hold in your brain at the same time
in the right wing’s fevered brain, statues glorifying confederate generals are absolutely vital to educating future generations about our country’s history, but actually mentioning slavery is not
When there was positive economic data under Biden, the New York Times told us to worry, with headlines like: “Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery” and “Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead” But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:
denmark rocks bc theyll notice that only 80% of their population is currently laying in the grass in a park with a six pack of 8% beer reading a book while on a 3 hour lunch break from work making $50/hr selling croissants at a cafe called GOBBO or FLUUZ and their government will spring into action
For decades libertarians would use this kind of thing as the horrible outcome at the far end of some slippery slope. Funny I don’t hear very many of them yelling and screaming now that the impossibly bad outcome is here.
Joey wants Billy’s lunch money. Billy doesn’t want to be punched by Joey. So, obviously, this needs negotiation to see how much money Billy has to give Joey to stop the punching.
the democrats are even worse than the NFL when it comes to passing over promising young talent in favor of washed retreads because they’re the “safer” choice, but backing susan collins in the hopes she’ll provide meaningful opposition to trump is like…well, hiring susan collins to coach an NFL team
it’s 2025, trump’s second term is even worse than his first, how the fuck are democrats still doing the “we can’t find any viable dem candidates so let’s just support the most moderate republican” thing
"Some of Hollywood’s most prominent Democrats are set to hold a fund-raiser next month for one of America’s most endangered Republicans" this used to be immediately disqualifying. the Democratic Party would make a big show of kicking you out & destroying your good name. NOW, this is even worse
Look I’m not saying now is the time to dress up as three ghosts and have a word with him but I’m also not saying it’s not
i’m trying to imagine how far down the racist/antisemitic rabbit hole you’d have to be to want to hang out with these fucking fruitcakes and i still haven’t quite wrapped my brain around it
I miss the good ol’ days when gratuitous cruelty at least came with some shame attached. now the same people decrying “cancel culture” are also drawing paychecks for saying shit like “those kids in Gaza aren’t *starving* starving.” if anything, cancel culture has not gone nearly hard enough
Matt Yglesias speaking for “the left”? get the literal fuck out of here
likewise, if someone says “they’re killing children!” and your response is “ehh, those kids were already looking pretty rough,” your soul is a vast sucking void
“I locked my child in a basement for six months with no food or water but he was already kind of sickly, no way you’re pinning this on me”
have been watching the new KotH episodes and smiling, thinking about Beeeill
babe…wait…that tic-tac-toe symbol on the telephone? is that what i think it is???
Here is some more healthy masculinity
🎶 I can see you, your white skin glowin’ in the sun You’re sayin’ “Yarvin has a point” and you’re annoyin’ everyone I can tell you, your stupid truck will still look wrong After the dorks of summer have gone 🎶
the average "shut up we have all have to support newsom right now" take feels a lot like when that one guy in high school finally gets his 1st girlfriend years after his buddies and after a week is already thinking about saying i love you because obviously this is it, it'll never be better than this
“we have urged the leopards in the strongest possible terms to stop eating our faces” fuck, man, I miss nancy pelosi
Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee spent four years and hundreds of thousands of lives trying to occupy Washington, DC. MAGA accomplished it without firing a shot. South Carolina was the first state to secede. If South Carolina troops are the first in DC, let that symbolism not be lost on anyone.
really hope some of these people understand that they're getting sent to DC in the hundreds in hopes that one of them gets fatally hit by a car crossing the street to tell a guy to pick up his dogs shit so they can start machine-gunning civilians
“Abolish ICE” is the floor
Greg Sankey needs to agree to a “superleague” with the Big Ten, and then right after all the B1G schools jump to the new league, say “Oops we ran the numbers and it’s just not the right move at this time” and leave those arrogant dumbshits out in the cold
trump looks like a nursing home smells
lol trump flew all the way to alaska to meet with putin all “but I can change him!!” like who are you, every woman who’s ever dated me or something
Pretty wild to think that Trump did this whole red-carpet summit for Putin, and he had jack shit pre-agreed. Absolutely nothing to present to the public as a show of his diplomatic prowess and American might. Just blind confidence in his magical deal-making voodoo. And now, nothing to show for it.
Eyeopening walkthrough of DC by this creator. If you aren’t in DC, worth a watch all the way to the end—
this is one of the all-time @amandamull.bsky.social bangers
This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥
It's such a depressingly obvious playbook by this point.
this is the video game level that teaches you how to use the controls
the irony, of course, is that millions of people now *do* have to live in fear of being dragged bodily from their vehicles, and Mullin is on the side of the masked assailants
the willingness of supposedly alpha male macho man right-wingers to publicly declare “I’m a big panicky pissbaby who can’t set foot in a city of >500K people without soiling myself” is really quite something