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Because it was awesome to watch at my 10th birthday!
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Because it was awesome to watch at my 10th birthday!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
His corporate owner and developer buddies don't care about work-life balance, so they tell Doug Ford to do something about it. Ontario Premier Doug Ford urges municipalities to end remote work share.google/qcKSv14xXB1T...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
A few assholes can make more money, all at the expense of cooking our planet. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Now this is a Jesus I can believe in!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like shit. And that door is ugly, too!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha! She owns him.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I think there's an obvious explanation.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
We stopped caring about you a while back, pedo.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Upsetting that dirtbag is a badge of honour.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Another MAGA tantrum.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Kindness and decency are NOT Christian values because it takes time away from pretending you're better than everyone else.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
And CBS is the latest to bend the knee to a fascist paedophile.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Another example of Trump's fascist bullshit taking root in Alberta. #trump #fucktrump #alberta #canada Girls' softball was an inclusi... www.cbc.ca/news/alberta...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew, we don't want that MAGA trash here either!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a challenge to beat this number in Q3!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
When a brain-dead fascist hates you, you're doing something right.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Make tanking the economy great again.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Finish your mush and go back to bed, Donald. You don't look well.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Why is the CBC giving a voice to this? #CBC #Canada I can't forget Canada froze ba... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
What the hell is Dementia Donald going on about? Is Jamie another porn star he subjected himself to? #trump #maga #fucktrump #whoisjamie
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
If the hacks at the Washington Post don't like you, then you're doing something right.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
This is concentration camp-level horror.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Keep simping for those billionaires, MAGA. Amazon Orders 350,000 Employees To Relocate Or Resign Without Severance share.google/4EYiVOcXmWRZ...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Good thing Pete Hegseth works in a building named for its shape so his dumb, drunk ass can find it.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Get ready, USA, this fascist crap is right around the corner for you... #USA #MAGA #Trump #fuckTrump #nokings
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
If the US Government is against it, then we must be doing something right. #freepalestine U.S. condemns Canada, 4 other ...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
In support of the victim in the Hockey Canada rape trial.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Why is Donald "can't form a coherent thought" Trump so concerned? Didn't he say Biden was a clone? #trump #maga #fucktrump
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think he can wash or feed himself, let alone govern.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Book learnin'? Naw! Now let me get back to monitoring who's using which bathroom.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
I have it on good authority that Rafal is a clone. #fucktrump
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🏳️🌈 Pride or die 🏳️🌈
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooo, I like that!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
What did you think you were voting for?
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! Shouldn't this be breaking news around the world? The president of the US is quite literally insane.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking clown.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't be a Trump without being human garbage
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA loves manufacturing a narrative to scream at.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Here's a ceasefire plan... How about Russia just fucks off? #russia #Ukraine #slavaUkraini
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
darn
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Anyone else find it creepy when rapist Donald Trump uses the word "cherish"? "Greenland is a very small amount of people, which we’ll take care of, and we’ll cherish them, and all of that." #trump #fucktrump #maga #greenland
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
And trying not to vomit.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Keep killing the planet so a few old assholes can make more money before they die off. #fucktrump #climatechange #USA #bigoil #eattherich
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
With the election over, I'm thrilled that Canada can now begin the serious decoupling from economic integration with the US. We need to fully stand on our own. #canada #election #USA
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
🤮
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
In what cereal box did the idiot find this?
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
This just isn't an election without Rex Murphy's eyes bulging out of their sockets. #canada #canadavotes #election
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump is human garbage.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not so much which crimes, rather the colour of your skin and the number of commas in your bank balance.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
In their minds these assholes never left the frat house.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
They won't. The US dictatorship doesn't care about rule of law.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans need a plan to fight everything!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
RIP American journalism. Either bought and paid for by corporate overlords or threatened into compliance by the rising authoritarian US government.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are Americans putting up with this constant shit?
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
From the outside looking in, it's baffling to see how many Americans are acting like everything is normal. WAKE UP, your country is quickly turning into an authoritarian state run by a mentally-ill, evil, soon-to-be dictator. #trump #maga #USA #resist #fucktrump
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish the President WOULD occasionally think about what he is doing.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Happy Easter to all who celebrate, except for Donald Trump and the rest of his MAGA human-garbage kkkult members. #easter #trump #maga #fucktrump
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump whines about other countries not buying American food/dairy etc. Who would want this unsafe garbage?
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Donald Trump, you petty, pathetic, stupid man. #trump #maga #fucktrump #dei #airforce
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this for them!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
He's such a fucking joke!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm talking about the actions of those who did this. I don't blame the PM for this, but someone in the party really messed up. I feel like we're both on the same side but not agreeing on this one aspect. I do appreciate the discourse. Be well.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Their actions don't have to be perfect. But they weren't even good, they were idiotic.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't matter how old they are. It also doesn't matter that nobody took the bait because at the end of the day it tarnishes the party and gives PP something else to whine about.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
This wasn't a small mistake someone made. This was planned and executed by someone in the Liberal party and it's disgusting. Letting someone go who thinks this behaviour is ok wouldn't be a knee-jerk reaction, it would be completely justifiable.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
It should've never happened in the first place. Reassigned isn't good enough. Giving the Cons and PP any ammo is worth getting the boot.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't stand the Conservatives, but who had the great idea to plant fake "scandalous" buttons at a Conservative event? That ridiculous behaviour has no place in the Liberal party and the person who dreamed this up should be fired.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
No problem!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, car. Same.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Still a better golfer than Trump.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
These floating norovirus factories should probably be inspected now and again.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
A jar of pickles on that podium would be a more effective press secretary.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a nice try, but the Trump adminstration has already shown that the rule of law means nothing to them.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
No "might" about it.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Do I believe Trump when he says world leaders called him, begging, please sir, stop the tariffs? No. Do I believe Trump's dementia-ridden brain thinks they happened? Absolutely. #trump #tariffs #fucktrump
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's on page 54 of the Nazi playbook.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's conception was based on a massive error.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the kind of manufacturing America needs!
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
The world's auto industry is already planning its pivot away from Trump's America. #trump #fucktrump #tariffs thelogic.co/news/shift/g...
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Daddy Putin told Trump he'd be grounded if he tariffed Mother Russia.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Manning has never been more than an afterthought in Canadian politics.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
Another petty move by a petty man and his spineless adminstration. #trump #maga #nasa #fucktrump
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold the phone! Politicians can be held accountable for their actions?
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's funny that Conrad Black thinks he's still relevant.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Rogan IS an infectious disease.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
Effing Gestapo.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
"Greatest country in the world" indeed.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent
45, no wait, 47.
Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)
You mean putting a drunk a$$hole in charge of the military WASN'T a smart move?