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Captainmatz

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Dad, writer of UX content & sometimes other things. Long-suffering Leafs fan. A sovereign Canada forever and Trump can go fuck himself. Please don't DM me unless getting blocked is your thing. 🇨🇦

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it was awesome to watch at my 10th birthday!

23/8/2025, 2:35:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His corporate owner and developer buddies don't care about work-life balance, so they tell Doug Ford to do something about it. Ontario Premier Doug Ford urges municipalities to end remote work share.google/qcKSv14xXB1T...

19/8/2025, 1:27:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A few assholes can make more money, all at the expense of cooking our planet. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

16/8/2025, 10:24:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Now this is a Jesus I can believe in!

14/8/2025, 3:02:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like shit. And that door is ugly, too!

8/8/2025, 5:17:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha! She owns him.

7/8/2025, 2:45:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I think there's an obvious explanation.

2/8/2025, 5:45:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

We stopped caring about you a while back, pedo.

1/8/2025, 1:06:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Upsetting that dirtbag is a badge of honour.

1/8/2025, 1:05:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Another MAGA tantrum.

18/7/2025, 5:37:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Kindness and decency are NOT Christian values because it takes time away from pretending you're better than everyone else.

18/7/2025, 1:59:28 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And CBS is the latest to bend the knee to a fascist paedophile.

18/7/2025, 1:52:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Another example of Trump's fascist bullshit taking root in Alberta. #trump #fucktrump #alberta #canada Girls' softball was an inclusi... www.cbc.ca/news/alberta...

17/7/2025, 2:34:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mount Rapemore #epsteinfiles #trump #epstein

Image of Mount Rushmore but the faces have been replaced with Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Cosby, Matt Gaetz and Diddy.
13/7/2025, 3:22:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ew, we don't want that MAGA trash here either!

13/7/2025, 3:18:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a challenge to beat this number in Q3!

2/7/2025, 3:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

When a brain-dead fascist hates you, you're doing something right.

2/7/2025, 3:49:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Make tanking the economy great again.

2/7/2025, 3:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Finish your mush and go back to bed, Donald. You don't look well.

2/7/2025, 3:33:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is the CBC giving a voice to this? #CBC #Canada I can't forget Canada froze ba... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

2/7/2025, 3:31:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

What the hell is Dementia Donald going on about? Is Jamie another porn star he subjected himself to? #trump #maga #fucktrump #whoisjamie

A donald Trump truth social post going on about someone named Jamie, but no explanation of who Jamie is.
29/6/2025, 4:23:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

If the hacks at the Washington Post don't like you, then you're doing something right.

27/6/2025, 1:51:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is concentration camp-level horror.

25/6/2025, 4:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep simping for those billionaires, MAGA. Amazon Orders 350,000 Employees To Relocate Or Resign Without Severance share.google/4EYiVOcXmWRZ...

24/6/2025, 9:51:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Good thing Pete Hegseth works in a building named for its shape so his dumb, drunk ass can find it.

23/6/2025, 4:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Get ready, USA, this fascist crap is right around the corner for you... #USA #MAGA #Trump #fuckTrump #nokings

22/6/2025, 9:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the US Government is against it, then we must be doing something right. #freepalestine U.S. condemns Canada, 4 other ...

11/6/2025, 2:02:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

In support of the victim in the Hockey Canada rape trial.

8/6/2025, 4:06:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Why is Donald "can't form a coherent thought" Trump so concerned? Didn't he say Biden was a clone? #trump #maga #fucktrump

5/6/2025, 5:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think he can wash or feed himself, let alone govern.

3/6/2025, 9:40:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Book learnin'? Naw! Now let me get back to monitoring who's using which bathroom.

3/6/2025, 9:37:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MidwestHedonist (@midwesthedonist.bsky.social) reposted

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

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3/6/2025, 12:35:16 PM | 19701 14796 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

I have it on good authority that Rafal is a clone. #fucktrump

1/6/2025, 8:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dana Terrace (@danaterrace.bsky.social) reposted

🏳️‍🌈 Pride or die 🏳️‍🌈

1/6/2025, 6:28:21 PM | 8588 1843 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooo, I like that!

1/6/2025, 8:27:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

1/6/2025, 8:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

What did you think you were voting for?

1/6/2025, 8:23:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly! Shouldn't this be breaking news around the world? The president of the US is quite literally insane.

1/6/2025, 8:22:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking clown.

29/5/2025, 2:46:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't be a Trump without being human garbage

19/5/2025, 5:56:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA loves manufacturing a narrative to scream at.

18/5/2025, 8:33:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Here's a ceasefire plan... How about Russia just fucks off? #russia #Ukraine #slavaUkraini

10/5/2025, 11:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

darn

10/5/2025, 11:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted

Canadians rejoice!

I WON'T BE THERE [AT UFC 315]. I DON'T GO TO CANADA ANYMORE, I DON'T. I'D RATHER GO TO RUSSIA.
10/5/2025, 11:48:25 PM | 672 103 | View on Bluesky | view

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No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com

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3/5/2025, 9:32:13 PM | 33160 6704 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Anyone else find it creepy when rapist Donald Trump uses the word "cherish"? "Greenland is a very small amount of people, which we’ll take care of, and we’ll cherish them, and all of that." #trump #fucktrump #maga #greenland

4/5/2025, 6:31:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

And trying not to vomit.

3/5/2025, 10:01:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Keep killing the planet so a few old assholes can make more money before they die off. #fucktrump #climatechange #USA #bigoil #eattherich

1/5/2025, 7:46:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

With the election over, I'm thrilled that Canada can now begin the serious decoupling from economic integration with the US. We need to fully stand on our own. #canada #election #USA

29/4/2025, 3:56:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

🤮

29/4/2025, 3:39:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In what cereal box did the idiot find this?

29/4/2025, 2:52:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

This just isn't an election without Rex Murphy's eyes bulging out of their sockets. #canada #canadavotes #election

29/4/2025, 2:23:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump is human garbage.

28/4/2025, 3:57:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not so much which crimes, rather the colour of your skin and the number of commas in your bank balance.

26/4/2025, 11:51:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

23/4/2025, 11:35:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In their minds these assholes never left the frat house.

23/4/2025, 4:27:21 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

They won't. The US dictatorship doesn't care about rule of law.

23/4/2025, 4:21:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans need a plan to fight everything!

23/4/2025, 4:20:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

RIP American journalism. Either bought and paid for by corporate overlords or threatened into compliance by the rising authoritarian US government.

23/4/2025, 4:20:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are Americans putting up with this constant shit?

23/4/2025, 4:17:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

From the outside looking in, it's baffling to see how many Americans are acting like everything is normal. WAKE UP, your country is quickly turning into an authoritarian state run by a mentally-ill, evil, soon-to-be dictator. #trump #maga #USA #resist #fucktrump

23/4/2025, 4:14:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish the President WOULD occasionally think about what he is doing.

23/4/2025, 12:23:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Happy Easter to all who celebrate, except for Donald Trump and the rest of his MAGA human-garbage kkkult members. #easter #trump #maga #fucktrump

20/4/2025, 10:51:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump whines about other countries not buying American food/dairy etc. Who would want this unsafe garbage?

18/4/2025, 3:17:54 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Donald Trump, you petty, pathetic, stupid man. #trump #maga #fucktrump #dei #airforce

16/4/2025, 11:53:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this for them!

15/4/2025, 4:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

He's such a fucking joke!

14/4/2025, 4:18:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm talking about the actions of those who did this. I don't blame the PM for this, but someone in the party really messed up. I feel like we're both on the same side but not agreeing on this one aspect. I do appreciate the discourse. Be well.

14/4/2025, 4:01:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Their actions don't have to be perfect. But they weren't even good, they were idiotic.

14/4/2025, 3:55:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't matter how old they are. It also doesn't matter that nobody took the bait because at the end of the day it tarnishes the party and gives PP something else to whine about.

14/4/2025, 3:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

This wasn't a small mistake someone made. This was planned and executed by someone in the Liberal party and it's disgusting. Letting someone go who thinks this behaviour is ok wouldn't be a knee-jerk reaction, it would be completely justifiable.

14/4/2025, 3:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

It should've never happened in the first place. Reassigned isn't good enough. Giving the Cons and PP any ammo is worth getting the boot.

14/4/2025, 3:31:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't stand the Conservatives, but who had the great idea to plant fake "scandalous" buttons at a Conservative event? That ridiculous behaviour has no place in the Liberal party and the person who dreamed this up should be fired.

14/4/2025, 3:20:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

No problem!

13/4/2025, 5:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Same, car. Same.

13/4/2025, 3:48:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

11/4/2025, 9:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Still a better golfer than Trump.

11/4/2025, 9:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These floating norovirus factories should probably be inspected now and again.

11/4/2025, 7:02:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

A jar of pickles on that podium would be a more effective press secretary.

11/4/2025, 3:49:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a nice try, but the Trump adminstration has already shown that the rule of law means nothing to them.

11/4/2025, 3:47:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

No "might" about it.

11/4/2025, 2:06:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

Do I believe Trump when he says world leaders called him, begging, please sir, stop the tariffs? No. Do I believe Trump's dementia-ridden brain thinks they happened? Absolutely. #trump #tariffs #fucktrump

9/4/2025, 6:32:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's on page 54 of the Nazi playbook.

9/4/2025, 4:12:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's conception was based on a massive error.

6/4/2025, 11:24:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the kind of manufacturing America needs!

6/4/2025, 11:22:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

The world's auto industry is already planning its pivot away from Trump's America. #trump #fucktrump #tariffs thelogic.co/news/shift/g...

4/4/2025, 3:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daddy Putin told Trump he'd be grounded if he tariffed Mother Russia.

3/4/2025, 11:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manning has never been more than an afterthought in Canadian politics.

2/4/2025, 8:56:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Family includes everyone! ❤️

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17/11/2024, 9:40:32 PM | 32738 22057 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another petty move by a petty man and his spineless adminstration. #trump #maga #nasa #fucktrump

2/4/2025, 5:14:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No lies told here.

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31/3/2025, 6:32:16 PM | 25906 7484 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

Hold the phone! Politicians can be held accountable for their actions?

31/3/2025, 1:37:50 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funny that Conrad Black thinks he's still relevant.

30/3/2025, 5:59:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe Rogan IS an infectious disease.

30/3/2025, 5:37:02 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Effing Gestapo.

27/3/2025, 6:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Greatest country in the world" indeed.

27/3/2025, 6:08:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social) reply parent

45, no wait, 47.

26/3/2025, 3:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captainmatz (@captainmatz.bsky.social)

You mean putting a drunk a$$hole in charge of the military WASN'T a smart move?

25/3/2025, 1:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view