Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm sorry but with that green hat all i can think of is www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT9M...
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i'm sorry but with that green hat all i can think of is www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT9M...
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
12/10 good boi
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
hey while you're at, it look into Dummkopf and Elon publicly bragging about rigging the last election
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
facts!
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
right? that's just for lamewads. all the cool people have deez nuts
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i have one of those dressed as a witch and i hang it up at halloween
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
Shocked and deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Graham Greene. He was amazing in everything I've seen him in. 😰
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
😅
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
cankle barrel! 🤣
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
yeah-heah! get it, stephen!
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
they left off heroin addict, unless my reading comprehension...squirrel!
Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until I tell you about Popples
🪶☘️Redi 🏳️🌈 🧷🇺🇦🖕->🌮 maga & 3rd party "non-committeds" 🖕 (@redincalif.bsky.social) reposted
This is absolute truth. Add in I've read the Book of Mormon & done a little bit of Jehovah Witness readings. I'm not being arrogant when I tell Bible thumpers that I probably know their book BETTER than them..I'm WARNING THEM to not TEST ME🤷♀️
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
♫dirty deeds. DONE. WITH. SHEEP.♫
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe it used to be a whole refrigerator with a dead body in it?
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Thou shalt not end vaccines. God will not save you from plague. The Middle Ages should’ve made that very clear.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
one pump chump, hey? tell jesus to stay out of his hand holes 😆
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
New and a few revised listings up now in my #ebay shop! www.ebay.com/usr/catthemi... #books #barbie #skijacket #sheetmusic #scottishkilt #audelsnewelectric
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
If you see this, quote post your cat art 🐱👁️
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
Feeling less sick today, but also feel weird because it's a year ago today that my dad died. It went by fast, but it also feels like five years.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe Spock
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i like hummus. I put it on my sandwiches and pretzel sticks and apples and carrots
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
I really don't care about TK & TS engagement. I was sick of them months ago, and I don't know why we are being bombarded with them. I guess it's not Kardashians, at least, but stop trying to make fetch happen.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i'll have to try that, but eggplant curry and eggplant parmesan are nasty, so i'm a bit sketched out
Ed Markey (@edmarkey.bsky.social) reposted
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
I am team cook it right. However, Eggplant can still gtfo
Good Trouble (@lebergerdavid.bsky.social) reposted
Susan Moranez the director of the CDC is refusing to resign despite pressure from RFK Jr. to oust her. And her lawyers are ready for the fight. You go girl!!
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
well if Dummkopf and his regime have their way, it will be gone
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
*alleged federal agent
Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted
Amazing people using their earned experience for good. 💪🏼❤️✌🏼
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
seeing you with enough energy to do social media is encouraging, ol' buddy ol' pal
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
the room is the textbook example of gilding a turd
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
😅
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
My brain thought they were bubble-puffed butterflies (not real ones) at first
Pee-Wee Merman (@amagire.bsky.social) reposted
*pulling the pin on a grenade with my teeth* do you accept destructive criticism
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
I'm adding some new items to my ebay shop this week. My dad died last year, and my health is finally on the uptick after a bout with cancer, so these are items that belonged to him. you can find my #ebay shop at www.ebay.com/usr/catthemi...
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
the good news is that my upper sinuses are draining 🫨
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
you should remind them to address you as "Evil Pops"
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
undies and cowboy boots is not naked
Monster Slayer Quinn (@gypsy--1639.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Supreme Court of the United States of America. Supreme Court Justices appointed by a 34 time convicted Felon, rapist, pedifile. Two supposed Supreme Court justices with connections to the insurrection against the United States Thomas's wife funded busloads of insurrectionists .
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i can't
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
don't care if he's 6 to 8 feet tall, is babby 😍
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i really hope that kid is sleeping ✊
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
they probably offered her the Epstein treatment if she didn't comply
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
come on phone companies
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm kind of relieved now that endometrial cancer took the pressure of pregnancy off of me. I had maybe 15 years at most left on my junk anyway, but still.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
it's one of my favorite running jokes to make, I finally feel appreciated 😁
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
The most recent Confederate flag was an all-white one, dafuq you mean the North didn't win
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he would have loved MTV and memes 🤗
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
ERMINEGERHD!
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
she sees a grey wall and she wants it painted black...♫
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
the only appropriate response to kitty :3
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
who would ever have thunk that she's not trustworthy
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
police academy 4: surprise Sharon Stone, young David Spade, and little baby Tony Hawk
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
it's giving pedo vibes, too
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
So apparently, Trump's moronic economic failure is going to shut down a whole bunch of walmarts, starting in rural areas, creating worse food deserts for those most at risk, but....let's actually release those epstein files
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
for the love ah gahd, someone friggen release the files
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Four items not to lose focus on: Epstein coverup ICE kidnappings Ukraine invasion Palestine genocide They all connect
WCY (@wangchungyooon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
someone needs to find Steven Millers horcruxes
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
like are we measuring width? or like a length from the beginning of the hip to the butthole crainocaudally?
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
it's pretty mind blowing
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't realize having the shit bombed out of you is a preexisting medical condition
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
Leeloo Dallas MULTIPASS
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
I think those of us who were raised on Monty Python might get it. I really need to actually watch your movies some time. I've had some shit going on, in my defense.
MariaevaJ (Formal Tribel) (@mariaevaj.bsky.social) reposted
I'm in the mood for music👍 Please join me in a sing-along ⭐️
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
now we know why they're banning the books!
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
ohhhhhhhh. did a subscribe, my internet friend :)
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
Norway spends half the year in darkness and has a high amount of metal bands per capita, I don't think they're afraid of Orange McPoopypants
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
subversive 😁
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
they used to just call mrs. C a ho-ho-ho, but those were ignorant times
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
Like what if the ICE "agents" somehow got glitter on them and then couldn't get it off and they can't wear their masks 24/7, but it's like all the people are wearing it for fashion so they're not assaulting the gestapo it's just kinda there, and then everywhere
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
One of my fb friends died this week and now I'm sad.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Mamdani on Cuomo: "I don't need to do much to make the governor appear extremely dislikable."
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
tinyDE
Masato Jones (@masatojones.bsky.social) reposted
www.masato.co.uk/collections/... #miffy Flash sale now on ends Friday 15th August at 9 am £15 usually £20 last #flashsale we lost 3 colours also includes the rainbow Miffy which is a limited edition don’t hang around pounce now
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
lol cheato
BeSeriousUSA 🐝 (@beserioususa.bsky.social) reposted
Hakeem Jeffries (@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social) reposted
The crime scene in D.C. most damaging to everyday Americans is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
very tall bart (@tallbart.com) reposted
Hey, here’s an idea. What if we made the Epstein list the most Googled thing of the week just to fuck up their narrative a bit?
Warren Britt (@wkbtravels.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Kim Davis is SO concerned about the sanctity of marriage that she's been married 4 times to 3 men. Her 3rd husband is biological father of twins conceived while still married to her FIRST husband. What does her religion say about all of this adultery & divorces? She is the worst of humanity.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
hehehehe 😈
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
😈
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
helping the kitties? :)
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the National Guard puts as much effort in to the DC seizure as the Army did during squeaky tank day. 😏
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
I hope the National Guard puts as much effort in to the DC seizure as the Army did during squeaky tank day. 😏
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
So, no national guard on January 6th, but definitely on August 11th. Makes total sense.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social) reply parent
it wasn't a free and fair election. Him and Elon have bragged publicly about rigging it
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
So the same guy who insists he couldn’t activate the National Guard in D.C. on January 6, 2021 suddenly has the power to activate it today?
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
A letter from God to JD Vance.
Theresa Kenyon (@cattheminion.bsky.social)
My uncle Tim is in the hospital and they're having a hard time finding out the origin of his illness; so if you've got the good vibes, send them his way. Thanks.