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Greggs gift card, or a box of Freddos π₯°
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier. Antimacassar engineer. (Quotes and references available). Will cause irritation and chafing.
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Greggs gift card, or a box of Freddos π₯°
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Ah.
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Did you ask about the leg length? I think it's a very standard procedure now. They should know what they're doing?
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I'll be here and taking notes. Not long now, love! π
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I dont know this!! Might order it for the school library!!
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For some unknown reason, the kiddies (21 and 24) are reading their books from the olden days. We have all agreed that this is the best π
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Thank you π
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's the Bluesky favourite of skordostoumbi tonight!
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Have a lovely time, Ginny x
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Yes please!
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As usual for a late pick up, I'm here and my "client" is nowhere to be seen.
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So the old bastard hasn't died, but seems to be making vast quantities of money instead.. Typical.
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I find Noel and Alison intensely irritating.
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Her hair? I'm assuming head, but she didn't specify.
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Do you get the feeling it's back to work tomorrow? π€£π€£π€£ What a miserable cow I am !! π€£π€£π€£
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
(I thought it was a new abbreviation for invitation)
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Bake Off returns tonight. The gang will gather to watch at a friend's house. I have zero interest in the competition (even less in the "hilarious" tv hosts) but I will go through the motions for the next 10 weeks for friendship purposes. And will bake when required.
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Oo la la!! Enjoy Italy x
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Oh, she is quite lively ...
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Morning Brian, lovely photo!
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me who, before I turn it on.. is it wall to wall dance music?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Go Uniqlo for all staples in good bold colours
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a nice new wool cardigan from the men's department of Uniqlo. Deliciously soft and cuddly. The women's versions were far too short
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Nearly home..looking forward to seeing the dogs. Oh, and my family π
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How lovely π
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Yep. And well covered humans give the best cuddles. Fact!!
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Someone needs to keep the industry wheels moving... π
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
We still speak properly. Yes. But our accents have softened massively. The Lakes. My friend moved here 6 years ago, so I visit regularly. Either with another friend or with Mr C. It's lovely to come up and stay with her here, but I wish she still lived within walking distance.
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Yes. Just like everyone else who has replied. I'm overweight, underachieving and boring. But then ... people seem to like us, so maybe we're not so bad after all?? Hugs π«
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that's why we got a pair of terriers?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't believe we've been southerners longer than northerners!! We are still a pair of clueless (northern) idiots. π€£π€£ Heading home from lakes this afternoon π
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30 years ago today, a very young Cazoo and Mr C jumped into a shit brown montego and moved from Yorkshire down to Henley. The plan was to make Β£millions and move back to Yorkshire. Instead, we settled in, had a couple of kids and made some wonderful friends. No Β£millions. But π©·millions.
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Cheltenham sounds nice, at least. Hope you have a good day x
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Good morning! Have a good day π
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(I'm not back until Wednesday)
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Morning Mush, hope work is smooth, short and without incident
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Morning Andrew. Have a good day (and month). Home today βΊοΈ
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Morning! September already. Is this the end of Summer? Good luck to everyone returning to work and school today. Tea?
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What what what????
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Hope I'm not back tomorrow... I'm a long way from home π€£π€£π€£
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Been a weekend of mixed weather, but the sun dod come out today and we ate our pie and chips outside! Hope you've had a good weekend x
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(Two more days)
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Saying that, though, our eldest daughter once did a poo that wedged itself sideways in the toilet and could not be budged. I would say that was her greatest achievement to date.
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Seagull screeching championship? What have we become?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a good way of thinking
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Gloriously independent?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Sunny at home too. Ah well, trading sunshine for friendship for two days seems a decent exchange.
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
The fork, the jug on the plate, the drink, the bread ...
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Morning Mand. Sunny at home, too, I bet ... ah well!
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No. I'm still in bed. That was yesterday
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning! That entirely proves my point! We are in the sodden north west ...
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Thanks. Will keep that in mind for other road based adventures!
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Just very delicious.
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Morning! 70% light rain here. Explains why the grass is so green π Tea?
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Nobody gets to see Mr C. Secret Agent.
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Changing trains at Preston π
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
The train driver wouldn't stop!! Here till Monday. More rain to experience tomorrow π§ π¦ π βοΈ
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Been lovely thanks. Seen some art, drunk some beer (Jute by Salt brewery in Saltaire) eaten some food, and chatted for hours.
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Belting it down. We had a ride on the open top bus (on the covered bit) from Grasmere to the pub in Ambleside. Jolly good fun
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He is a very handsome terrier with a perfect name x
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Pie and peas. Food of the gods!
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π
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Preston. It's not raining yet...
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Shame I wasn't invited. π’
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Snorkel. Flippers.
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My favourite cavern π₯° and one of my favourite bands β€οΈ
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to cook it, first!
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Give me an approximate station... π
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I'm surprised that people dont twig re the lakes. But yes. I did tell her about the west coast being wet and the east coast being dry (comparitively)
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Thanks, Jane x
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Let's hope the train gods look favourably upon us ....
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π soon though. Soon?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
My hairdresser was talking about visiting Northumberland and said if the weather was bad, they'd just go over to The Lake District. I laughed.
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Erm... what have I missed???
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I think the Lake District would be fab if it wasn't for all the tourists and rain π
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Morning Mush, good luck with the painting. Hope the weather stays dry for you to finish the job.
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6 music for me.
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Thanks Ginny, if the rain stops at all, I'll send a photo.
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Turns radio 4 on. "Oh fuck off" Turns radio 4 off.
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Morning Mand, the forecast looks awful .. especially for tomorrow! As we always say, we are there to see her, not the weather and so long as the pubs aren't shut, we will have a grand day out.
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Morning! I'm off to see my friend in the Lake District today ... a perfect antidote to all those deserts we went to recently. And yes, I have packed my cagoule! Tea?
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Cupid is your middle name.
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a friendship wobble last week. I've worried for a week and it seems smaller now.
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine (bought when I was a student) has gone in the bin tonight.
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too. If life is going too smoothly I know we're heading for trouble ...
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Slowly? Jeez!!
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Crikey, has Mr Incredible done your mashing?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations... but 23 yrs later???? What took so long?
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
*gets the Playmobil out and puts cbbc on tv
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Let's get the Prestige mashers assembled
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Superb mashing capabilities
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr.C has a lot of my dad's tools. My brother didn't want anything, but I kept.a.toolbox back.for him.and spray painted it for his birthday last year.
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That's very true
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We're good. It's just part of life now.β€οΈ
Cazoo (@cazoo.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been going on quite a while now, i really should be sorted now. This was a "useful"box I'd stuck in the loft.