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Cazoo

@cazoo.bsky.social

Exiled northerner and terrier fancier. Antimacassar engineer. (Quotes and references available). Will cause irritation and chafing.

created August 13, 2023

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Greggs gift card, or a box of Freddos πŸ₯°

3/9/2025, 8:21:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah.

3/9/2025, 7:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you ask about the leg length? I think it's a very standard procedure now. They should know what they're doing?

3/9/2025, 7:37:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be here and taking notes. Not long now, love! 😘

3/9/2025, 7:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont know this!! Might order it for the school library!!

3/9/2025, 7:09:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For some unknown reason, the kiddies (21 and 24) are reading their books from the olden days. We have all agreed that this is the best πŸ…

The cover of That Pesky Rat by Lauren Child, who was singlehandedly responsible for getting #1 child to read.
3/9/2025, 6:32:03 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😊

3/9/2025, 5:30:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, it's the Bluesky favourite of skordostoumbi tonight!

3/9/2025, 5:23:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely mushroom display in the woods πŸͺ΅

A dog and some impressive fungi Light through the trees after the rain
3/9/2025, 4:44:47 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a lovely time, Ginny x

3/9/2025, 7:17:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes please!

3/9/2025, 7:16:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As usual for a late pick up, I'm here and my "client" is nowhere to be seen.

2/9/2025, 9:54:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the old bastard hasn't died, but seems to be making vast quantities of money instead.. Typical.

2/9/2025, 9:08:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find Noel and Alison intensely irritating.

2/9/2025, 6:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her hair? I'm assuming head, but she didn't specify.

2/9/2025, 6:08:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you get the feeling it's back to work tomorrow? 🀣🀣🀣 What a miserable cow I am !! 🀣🀣🀣

2/9/2025, 6:07:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(I thought it was a new abbreviation for invitation)

2/9/2025, 6:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bake Off returns tonight. The gang will gather to watch at a friend's house. I have zero interest in the competition (even less in the "hilarious" tv hosts) but I will go through the motions for the next 10 weeks for friendship purposes. And will bake when required.

2/9/2025, 6:03:15 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oo la la!! Enjoy Italy x

2/9/2025, 8:31:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning! Tea?

Gromit looking sleepy with tea o magic alarm going off behind him
2/9/2025, 6:04:04 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, she is quite lively ...

2/9/2025, 5:52:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Brian, lovely photo!

2/9/2025, 5:37:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please tell me who, before I turn it on.. is it wall to wall dance music?

2/9/2025, 5:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Uniqlo for all staples in good bold colours

1/9/2025, 7:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a nice new wool cardigan from the men's department of Uniqlo. Deliciously soft and cuddly. The women's versions were far too short

1/9/2025, 7:03:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nearly home..looking forward to seeing the dogs. Oh, and my family 😍

1/9/2025, 4:56:05 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How lovely 😍

1/9/2025, 2:19:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. And well covered humans give the best cuddles. Fact!!

1/9/2025, 7:45:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to keep the industry wheels moving... πŸ›ž

1/9/2025, 7:22:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We still speak properly. Yes. But our accents have softened massively. The Lakes. My friend moved here 6 years ago, so I visit regularly. Either with another friend or with Mr C. It's lovely to come up and stay with her here, but I wish she still lived within walking distance.

1/9/2025, 7:16:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. Just like everyone else who has replied. I'm overweight, underachieving and boring. But then ... people seem to like us, so maybe we're not so bad after all?? Hugs πŸ«‚

1/9/2025, 7:11:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe that's why we got a pair of terriers?

1/9/2025, 7:07:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't believe we've been southerners longer than northerners!! We are still a pair of clueless (northern) idiots. 🀣🀣 Heading home from lakes this afternoon πŸš†

1/9/2025, 7:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30 years ago today, a very young Cazoo and Mr C jumped into a shit brown montego and moved from Yorkshire down to Henley. The plan was to make £millions and move back to Yorkshire. Instead, we settled in, had a couple of kids and made some wonderful friends. No £millions. But 🩷millions.

1/9/2025, 6:34:49 AM | 56 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheltenham sounds nice, at least. Hope you have a good day x

1/9/2025, 6:21:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning! Have a good day 😊

1/9/2025, 6:07:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(I'm not back until Wednesday)

1/9/2025, 6:06:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Mush, hope work is smooth, short and without incident

1/9/2025, 6:04:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Andrew. Have a good day (and month). Home today ☺️

1/9/2025, 6:02:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning! September already. Is this the end of Summer? Good luck to everyone returning to work and school today. Tea?

1/9/2025, 5:50:48 AM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What what what????

31/8/2025, 10:28:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:25:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope I'm not back tomorrow... I'm a long way from home 🀣🀣🀣

31/8/2025, 9:36:27 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been a weekend of mixed weather, but the sun dod come out today and we ate our pie and chips outside! Hope you've had a good weekend x

31/8/2025, 9:35:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Two more days)

31/8/2025, 9:33:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely friends and lovely Lakes - and the rain stopped eventually!

A stream coming down a hillside A couple pointing over a tarn Sunlight through the clouds over the fells A view over Hawkeshead
31/8/2025, 6:20:06 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saying that, though, our eldest daughter once did a poo that wedged itself sideways in the toilet and could not be budged. I would say that was her greatest achievement to date.

31/8/2025, 7:37:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seagull screeching championship? What have we become?

31/8/2025, 7:34:15 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a good way of thinking

31/8/2025, 7:27:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gloriously independent?

31/8/2025, 7:23:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunny at home too. Ah well, trading sunshine for friendship for two days seems a decent exchange.

31/8/2025, 7:21:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fork, the jug on the plate, the drink, the bread ...

31/8/2025, 7:20:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:18:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Mand. Sunny at home, too, I bet ... ah well!

31/8/2025, 6:35:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. I'm still in bed. That was yesterday

31/8/2025, 6:34:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning! That entirely proves my point! We are in the sodden north west ...

31/8/2025, 6:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. Will keep that in mind for other road based adventures!

31/8/2025, 6:19:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just very delicious.

31/8/2025, 6:18:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning! 70% light rain here. Explains why the grass is so green πŸ’š Tea?

A very rainy view from a bus in the lake district
31/8/2025, 6:16:05 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody gets to see Mr C. Secret Agent.

30/8/2025, 10:21:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Changing trains at Preston πŸš†

30/8/2025, 10:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The train driver wouldn't stop!! Here till Monday. More rain to experience tomorrow 🌧 🌦 πŸŒ‚ β›ˆοΈ

30/8/2025, 10:20:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been lovely thanks. Seen some art, drunk some beer (Jute by Salt brewery in Saltaire) eaten some food, and chatted for hours.

30/8/2025, 10:18:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Belting it down. We had a ride on the open top bus (on the covered bit) from Grasmere to the pub in Ambleside. Jolly good fun

30/8/2025, 10:16:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is a very handsome terrier with a perfect name x

30/8/2025, 10:15:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pie and peas. Food of the gods!

30/8/2025, 10:12:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘‹

30/8/2025, 12:25:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preston. It's not raining yet...

30/8/2025, 12:10:40 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shame I wasn't invited. 😒

30/8/2025, 8:53:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snorkel. Flippers.

30/8/2025, 8:52:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favourite cavern πŸ₯° and one of my favourite bands ❀️

30/8/2025, 7:31:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need to cook it, first!

30/8/2025, 7:27:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give me an approximate station... πŸ‘‹

30/8/2025, 7:22:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm surprised that people dont twig re the lakes. But yes. I did tell her about the west coast being wet and the east coast being dry (comparitively)

30/8/2025, 7:20:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Jane x

30/8/2025, 7:19:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's hope the train gods look favourably upon us ....

30/8/2025, 7:19:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😠 soon though. Soon?

30/8/2025, 6:51:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My hairdresser was talking about visiting Northumberland and said if the weather was bad, they'd just go over to The Lake District. I laughed.

30/8/2025, 6:24:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erm... what have I missed???

30/8/2025, 6:21:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the Lake District would be fab if it wasn't for all the tourists and rain πŸ˜‰

30/8/2025, 6:18:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Mush, good luck with the painting. Hope the weather stays dry for you to finish the job.

30/8/2025, 6:16:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6 music for me.

30/8/2025, 6:14:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks Ginny, if the rain stops at all, I'll send a photo.

30/8/2025, 6:13:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turns radio 4 on. "Oh fuck off" Turns radio 4 off.

30/8/2025, 6:12:26 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Mand, the forecast looks awful .. especially for tomorrow! As we always say, we are there to see her, not the weather and so long as the pubs aren't shut, we will have a grand day out.

30/8/2025, 6:09:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning! I'm off to see my friend in the Lake District today ... a perfect antidote to all those deserts we went to recently. And yes, I have packed my cagoule! Tea?

Gromit in the rain
30/8/2025, 6:00:30 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cupid is your middle name.

29/8/2025, 8:06:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was a friendship wobble last week. I've worried for a week and it seems smaller now.

29/8/2025, 8:05:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine (bought when I was a student) has gone in the bin tonight.

29/8/2025, 8:02:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too. If life is going too smoothly I know we're heading for trouble ...

29/8/2025, 8:01:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slowly? Jeez!!

29/8/2025, 7:59:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crikey, has Mr Incredible done your mashing?

29/8/2025, 7:56:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations... but 23 yrs later???? What took so long?

29/8/2025, 7:55:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*gets the Playmobil out and puts cbbc on tv

29/8/2025, 7:52:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's get the Prestige mashers assembled

29/8/2025, 7:35:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superb mashing capabilities

29/8/2025, 7:31:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr.C has a lot of my dad's tools. My brother didn't want anything, but I kept.a.toolbox back.for him.and spray painted it for his birthday last year.

29/8/2025, 7:04:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's very true

29/8/2025, 7:01:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're good. It's just part of life now.❀️

29/8/2025, 6:56:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been going on quite a while now, i really should be sorted now. This was a "useful"box I'd stuck in the loft.

29/8/2025, 6:55:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view