Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
First... $8 Trillion for who? Secondly... BS! Thirdly... Epstein List... FREE THE LIST! Forthly... He's still alive? And finally, the Shipping Forecast ๐ข๐ข๐ข
A guy who feels the need to calm down.
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First... $8 Trillion for who? Secondly... BS! Thirdly... Epstein List... FREE THE LIST! Forthly... He's still alive? And finally, the Shipping Forecast ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
When he blames Biden, Obama, or anyone else, it's always really #HumptyTrumpty at fault EVERY time. Trump could release a card game based on this. 'Cards Against Biden' where each card names a crisis or disaster. it's up to you to blame Biden for it. If some M-MOAFer makes this, pay me royalties!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Bernie and AOC! You're up to bat next!
Grebcomics ๐ธ (@grebcomics.bsky.social) reposted
the robot searches for whoever activated him ๐ค
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
A case of "Swing and a Miss". Or more likely, "Think like DumbDon"
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks more like when Donald (Duck or Trump as both would do the same) reacts to when someone tells him news, numbers, or comments that he doesn't like. And now the Shipping Forecast ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
And #HumptyTrumpty wants the 'Not His People' to have no standards of living, no standards of work conditions and wages, and now couldn't give a shit if they are still eating the cats and dogs. Btw, did he get rid of all those who were eating the cats and dogs? Cos they haven't sent ICE there, yet
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a drink, but Beans on Toast!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so fully how any insurance promises so much but delivers so little. Kinda like politicians when they want your vote, wouldn't you say?
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
If they hear an earth-shattering cheer all the way to Europe, you know he's dead. Then people in the US will hear most of the world cheer back!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, that's what is this administration is reminding me off... an Amateur theatre group presenting "A President Who Can Do No Right!"
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell you the difference between a serial, parallel, and ps/2 ports. I know what a SCART is, what a Mini SD card is, and what an xD-Picture Card too. And I recall when a mouse had a ball and no wheel button. And when you could buy a bubblejet printer that was mono only. I must be a GENIUS!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social)
Just an idea....
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT A MEMECOIN OUT ๐
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The Right has the finger on the pulse of a dead horse that they love to flog over and over again, as they appear yet again they don't want anything to change the ONE thing that would save lives. Republicans and the NRA have blood on their hands, but it's the money that matters more. ๐ฐ over ๐ธ
Fred Guttenberg (@fredguttenberg.bsky.social) reposted
Dump is trying to get his adversaries killed. When something happens, I suspect that they will react with "thoughts and prayers." They use the phrase as a cover for the fact that they are more closely aligned with the Devil than any religious beliefs.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to see this as a task on @taskmaster.tv to herd a group of flamingos ๐ฆฉ๐ฆฉ๐ฆฉ๐ฆฉ๐ฆฉ
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Individual parts that are widely popular with the top 1% you fuckwit MAGA-REPUBLICAN-MOAFs suck up to like all the feckin' time you mean? Show me proof you actually feckin' care for the people who actually make America BackBone Strong (ABBS)... I tried.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Cover up? So there's absolutely without a shadow of doubt nothing to hide from Amercia other than the bleeding obvious big PEDO ELEPHANT IN THE GOLD-PLATED WHITE HOUSE ROOM! Looking more after a person so acting badly as a president and not America I see.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not say we did.
Public Citizen (@publiccitizen.bsky.social) reposted
Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION Starbucks worker pay: $15,000 Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000 CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker. In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more. The system is rigged.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet again, it's always something else that kills, and never, NEVER the fucking guns!
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Everyone at the CDC is getting fired or resigning. RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social)
When there's just too many Gods to choose from....
Twonks (@twonks.bsky.social) reposted
Fears
CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
record-guy59.bsky.social (@record-guy59.bsky.social) reposted
We stand with Gavin Newsom, JB Pritzker and every other American willing to stand up to fascism and take back our country.
Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted
EPSTEIN Epstein Epstein Epstein Government buying stake in private companies: socialism Epstein Epstein Epstein President having stakes in those companies: corruption Epstein Epstein Epstein Worrying about Cracker Barrel logo instead of governing Epstein Epstein Epstein EPSTEIN
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how theyโll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament โ turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Whether they know they're lying or not, they'll blame it on anything or anyone they don't like but themselves. Farage and Trump are both MOAFers.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
He's really talking about the latest adult edible toy - Dick-Tator!
Taffy Marlington (@taffymarlington.bsky.social) reposted
Congratulations, Catelin Drey! Breaking the state senate GOP supermajority in deep red IOWA is no small feat. You go, girl. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
Protect Kamala Harris โ (@disavowtrump20.bsky.social) reposted
๐จNEW: Democrat Catelin Drey has flipped an Iowa State Senate seat blue, breaking the GOP Supermajority in Iowa! Trump won this seat by 11 points in 2024. REPOST to congratulate Drey on her impressive victory!
Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee (@thedlcc.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Catelin Drey just FLIPPED Iowaโs SD-01, breaking the GOPโs supermajority in the chamber! Sheโs ready to put working families back at the forefront of politics in Iowa after years of Republican policy failures.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean Bucket in the "Keeping Up Appearances" style (BBC comedy from the 90s) ๐ชฃ=๐๐๐
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social)
Want to stop shop theft? Then run your stores like Argos (UK retail stores) Go look it up yourself to see how they do things.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean for swallowing bleach
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social)
With Trump it's always Two... Two Weeks, Two Years! More like "Too much already, and just quit... Permanently.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit! Utter fucking bullshit. Prove you're right this time by showing us exactly where and how you plan to save the money. And more importantly, WHO will benefit from it!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I suggest nominate Trump for either a Razzie for worse acting in a presidential role. Or, how about nominate the turd for a 'Ig Nobel' Prize (A satirical award given annually since 1991 to celebrate unusual and humorous scientific achievements) for his advice of bleach up the ass for curing Covid.
Conor โค๏ธ #FlorenceAndTheMachine โค๏ธ #EverybodyScream #musicmatters (@conormcl2025.bsky.social) reposted
#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky ๐๐
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump - An expert of everything he's against, yet an expert at nothing when it comes to running AND caring for the WHOLE (red AND blue states of the) country he's supposed to be president of. That's me done for the week. And now the Shipping Forecast ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ตJust another Mutant Monday๐ต
Paula (@totallypaula.bsky.social) reposted
When we can talk about our feelings, they become less overwhelming, less upsetting, and less scary. The people we trust with that important talk can help us know that weโre not alone. ~ Fred Rogers
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Wanting to change the boundaries of voting districts, and to end mail in votes, it's more a case of them getting their votes spread out such to make more districts win. Basically just any empowered business man, it's all about manipulating the numbers to make the books look good.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember the GOP's "One is too many" logic applies to what they want to scare the people with. I mean have they said that one more shooting is one too many? Hell no. One more family claiming EBT? A drain on gov's budget. With Democrats it's "One percent too many of the rich not paying fair taxes"
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
If you try to fix something in your favor, you never want to overdo it to make it look too obvious that something is wrong. But of course, if you get away with one thing, the temptation to get away with a little bit more is always there.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Well focusing on elections from now on means making sure lies are outed, soundbites are shown to be just that, soundbites, and we focus on telling the voters know how since Trump got in, all that has and is happening is cos of Trump, and not cos Biden and Obama. The buck now stops with Trump!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
We need eyes on every little foreground and background going-ons in these times
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand to some degree how you feel there. This last week was a roller-coaster ride for my mind and mental well being. Calmed down some for now. Do what you can to help yourself through it a little at a time. Don't give up on yourself.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like he's playing the board game of 'Risk' with America How about we play that good old MB Games (It'll always be MB Games to me) game of Hangman?
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of the words to a theme tune from Rainbow, which was a British children's television series that aired 1972 thru 1992 ๐ตUp above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high. Everyone can see it smiling over the sky. Paint the whole world with a rainbow.๐ต Too much COLOR, you MAGA-MOAFs?
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Lets focus on 2026 as well. Lets chip away at the fragile ego of an eggshell that is #HumptyTrumpty and 'Push His Off... his wall'
Adam Ellis (@adamtots.bsky.social) reposted
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Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
And now we have The Dumbs following The DumbDon. Prove me wrong!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the people lower down the chain that do the honest work. But those at the top, it's they who cut costs and corners whilst they give themselves big pay rises for saving the company money, and giving shareholders increased dividends.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Don is planning a new book. "The Art of Gaslighting America"
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
And this is the evidence that clears Trump?
Jay (@pescado70.bsky.social) reposted
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Invasive? ๐คข๐คข๐คฎ
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Now get a few more dictators in the mix and you have new on FOX - The Presidential Bachelor - Who will win favor with The Con, to then claim the heart of America?
Movies Silently (@moviessilently.bsky.social) reposted
A burglar is thwarted by women wielding brooms in the 1898 comedy BURGLAR ON THE ROOF
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I think his 'Instrument' is out of tune... for the people he's supposed to be the president of.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep a close eye on this, and keep a close eye on the other 359โฐ as we wonder where Trump's "Spin the Bottle of Distraction" might land next.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Earthworm Jim, it's time to save us from this... this... oh bugger it... JUST SAVE US!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
He only loves himself and NOT 'We, The People'
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
#HumptyTrumpty, why dont you do all North Amercia. I mean why leave the all the red states out of your version of the board game "Risk"?
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
That is so like me. We all need our 'nice little corner' to go to at times.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
What 'Evidence' is there that clears Trump?
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the lyrics
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll have to take time to read it all, but looks like one hell of a web weaved, and how many did stick to it so willingly.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I see #HumptyTrumpty is practicing for the next World Gurning Championship. What a perfect face to frame through a horse collar! Hope this triggers someone to do a meme of this wonderful thought of mine.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The MAGA-MOAF CULT believing Maxwell over the victims shows they will believe anything to keep #HumptyTrumpty on his wall at ALL costs!
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
We need signs for all other ๐ฉ #HumptyTrumpty is up to. His Project 2025 'Agender-A-Day' calendar is designed to make us look one way when we need to all 360. He thinks he'll wear us out. So let's wear him down! And to end on a lighter note... 'London 0 Hull 4', cos we all need a 'Happy Hour' daily.
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, they will hate people to the N'th degree, and then some! They need something to hate, as they can never have what they love the most... THEMSELVES! MAGA a bunch of MOAF'ers! And now, to show there's more truth in weather forecasts than what comes out of ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ's mouth, the Shipping Forecast ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
It's always easy to blame the bottom 20% sadly. Yet you know the top 1% could get by so easily by coughing up the taxes they don't pay. Prove me wrong you MAGA-MOAF'ers! And now the Shipping Forecast ๐ข๐ข๐ข (Sometimes I like end on something light, being from ๐ฌ๐ง in ๐บ๐ธ as a Permanent Resident of 20+yrs
Channeling David (@channelingdavid.bsky.social) reply parent
What? No gold chairs and tables? Trump wouldn't know what beauty is if it grabbed him by the balls and asked him how he fucking likes being grabbed himself. What a total MOAFers he is.